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In the smallest penis contest. Very exciting. Hello.
Oh, looks like we’re getting where the where the puns amazing. They were spectacular. Oh and Becky totally fucking wrecked a slut during the show.
It was awesome. Totally wrecked. Who did I wreck? I’m remember.
That’s right. I did. That’s right.
I did. You put her in her place. That was so fun.
Which she loved. Which hey, we got WD here tonight. What’s up WD? We got Mott’s applesauce.
Mott’s applesauce. Empress Cross applesauce. Emma, are you there? Yeah, it’s Charlie.
Hello. Hey girl. It’s so good to have you here.
I figured I might as well see what all the hype is about. Oh, we’re so excited. We’re coming in strong with the puns tonight.
Bianca, tell them what the what the title of tonight is. Tonight is all about come eating instructions with a little Bukkake on the side. And of course, we’re talking about how to get those big loads so you can have a nice messy bath or load or drink or feast.
However, you like to do it. You missed the best part. From the hose.
She called it April showers. Yeah. You know, I can’t I thought about that because you know, when you shoot yourself in the face when you have a penis and you’re eating your own cum and you’re just giving yourself like your own little kind of shower there.
And then on the opposite end of the line, you need to spray a set of tips and lick it off. Then, you know, you’re given a shower. That sounds beautiful.
That is how they it’s so messy. It’s so dirty and it can be so taboo. But every I know that almost every male you’ve got to be that like 0.01% that has not tasted your own cum either accidentally but curiosity or something has just gotten into you, you know, it’s I think it’s just natural.
I mean tasted myself, you know, so why shouldn’t you all the I’m going to taste your own oil do your own oil check. All right for me. That’s right, right? And it’s a good show for right before Easter because isn’t Easter a star like it’s a celebration of like fertility.
So this is a really good way to get into that. Conversational thing. Friday’s femdom mistresses and mistress Charlie is here to help us figure out how you can get a nice big cum love whether you’re going to use it for committing instructions a little bukkake play or just because you want it like who doesn’t want bigger and better.
We’re kind of taking a turn from last week’s show where smaller was what we want. Right? And you know, you can always use it as a facial. It’s good for you.
Exactly. That youthful Dewey complexion. We love a resourceful.
You full week complexion. Is that what you said? Yes. Are them peptides peptides little protein, you know, while it’s not a meal in itself.
It does give you a little supplemental nutrition. I don’t think it’s the full the full effects of what you need to eat for dinner. But if you had a little chair coffee or you know, ice cream things like that.
My favorite my favorite song eating. It’s what’s for dinner. Looking at mom’s applesauce totally differently now.
Yeah, right? There you go. I love you, but I was going to ask a question because I’ve had my own personal experience with my favorite cam eating kind of instruction happening. And of course it was in the middle of it was the first time I’d ever had anyone freeze or come for me and it was in the middle of summer and they made comesicles right and I never thought they were going to actually like get their comesicle out and eat it or anything like that.
I thought we were just having a lot of fun talking about it, you know, going and checking on it in a freezer making sure it wasn’t freezer burnt how we were going to keep it and I kept going on for a long time until one day some pictures of with a popsicle stick and a little it wasn’t like a dick mold, but it was like a long mold like you can make popsicles with. Wow. And now we were there one.
I was three of them. And they were being devoured without me even having to say anything. It was like wait, no, no, we need a session right now because I need to be in on this.
I was like, oh my God, you want to have two more I promise. And they made these popsicles themselves like out of their own. Yes, they were able to produce that much.
Yes, and we were talking about gathering their loads. Do you guys know Dirty Dave? I was just going to tell that story. Go, go, go do it.
Dirty Dave. So Dirty Dave took, I think it was 87 loads to come. Two of those big huge whiskey ball ice cube things.
That is so cool. Yes. Yes.
Oh, we had so much fun with that. We had so much fun with that. Did you tell the airport story? Oh, the airport story.
He did. He went to the airport with those big whiskey balls. Had to try to figure out how to get the big whiskey balls, two ounce bottles.
He didn’t know that you could, if it’s frozen, you can fly with it because it’s solid. And so he was out in the parking lot like banging this giant ball of jizz against the back bumper of his car. Yeah, trying to reduce the volume so he could get it in the plane.
Trying to shove the big icicle into the little tiny box. Yep. That’s fucking hilarious.
It’s a little messy. They didn’t have the heart to say anything at first. I eventually told them.
They needn’t have done that. It was, yeah. Was there like, like melting cotton on his hands and things? Yeah, yeah.
And now I know you can take frozen things through. So, you know. You learn something new every day.
And bring it to the airport with you. I love it. Oh, is there any? Yes, make your own.
I’ve, you know, there are so many, so many different kinds of porns and I get into so many and, you know, like the bathtub full of fake cum and just bathing in it. I was like, was that one person? That’s interesting. I know we’re pretending, but is that one person? Is it like several? This is cool.
That’s a hell of a storage system. There’s like a fellow that I was doing that I session with a few times here when I first started and like his thing was that he liked to put his cum, like come into one of those that, what is it called? It’s called a jigger and it’s how you like measure shots or you measure alcohol and he would come into, you know, either side of the jigger because he had one of those ones that had like a small one at one end and a large jigger at the other and he would like ask me to pick which one he would come into and he would pour it into his drink and then, you know, then drink it. And that was how we would, that was how those calls would go and he would be like so wasted and swallowing so much nut butter.
It was insane. Nut butter. I love that.
But we would have just the best time and he was great because he was like a giggly drunk. So, and I love giggly drunks. They’re my fave.
Oh, tiny peen food cocky queen. My girlfriends and I used to take shot glasses of nut butter. Oh, hell yes.
Hell yeah. It sounds like a wonderful Friday night to me. Girl, that is one of my favorite ways to have many cum for me.
That or a saucer. I don’t know why. I know the hand is so sexy and like shooting it up onto your face is really great.
But something about like a cute little shot glass and having like to stick their tongue in it and lick it out or lap the plate like they are. You know, that’s something that they are. I’m a big fan of a spoon.
Have him finish the job in a spoon and take a big old bite. Oh, Charlie. Oh, yeah, they are.
They are. They doing are they are they offloading into like anything and then scooping it or are we holding the spoon and in zing into it? So this gentleman particular was very skillful with his aim and was able to unleash entirely into the spoon itself and then take a big satisfying bite for me. Oh, yeah.
We do like a skillful level of control. I like it when they like come on cookies and then they just come across the cookie. Yes.
Yes, and then eat the cookie for me. A little frosted cookie. That’s right.
That’s right. I like to make them sing. I like to make them gargoyle come and sing me pretty little songs.
Like Mary had a little lamb. If you’ve ever heard somebody just gargoyle come to the tune of Mary had a little lamb like it is it is spectacular and fun. I think I would probably fall out.
I would laugh so hard that I would not be able to respond from that point on. That’s hilarious. The grossest thing I’ve ever heard of is purchasing frozen cum.
Oh, okay. That’s a little wild. Can’t do it.
Nope. I don’t know where you would get it from. For everything, I guess.
Yeah, there you go. There you go. Well, I mean, there’s a lot of different people paying a lot of different other people for a lot of cum for a lot of different things.
Yes, I agree. I’ve had a cum collector who went around to I want to say massage parlors, but massage parlors do not offer the type of services, you know, it’s you know, it’s so cliche but would gather up these ones and not that one was a little hard on the stomach to take but go baby. Do you? Do you booboo? I straight up asked him.
I said, do you get this at Kroger? Oh, no. What aisle in Kroger is this in or is it a Walmart special? Where do you get this? I would love to because I like ritual so I would really enjoy having the opportunity to like track what a person is eating to make sure that like I get quality cum collections. Oh, yeah, pineapple, pineapple and kiwi, right? See, I heard makes a difference but I want to see like all the different fruits and like, you know, get a little taste test each time each time because you know, not only are subs cum sluts.
Some of us mistresses are too. That would be so fun to be able to do that. To just keep track of those loads.
Well, this is the loads that came from blueberries. This is the load that came from kiwis like Krista suggested. This is the load that came from pineapples.
Oh, I like that. And like I kind of wonder happening but I imagine coconut would be superb. I kind of I kind of wonder what an alcoholic beverage would do too.
Yes. This is the load that came from whiskey. Mmm, yes.
Whiskey load. Made him frisky. Not it.
Yes. Not it. Not for the booze, man.
I mean, you know, science is important. I like science. Would you still call those shooters? Well, I guess.
And I guess you could actually put them in like a little gelatin and make them jello shots. Ooh, cummy jello shots. I wonder if it would look like those.
Yeah. Yeah. Like would it be like how you do jello whenever you like suspend fruit in it? You would just be able to see the cum suspended.
That sounds fun. Right. Especially if you froze it for certain.
Isn’t that a cocktail where there’s like a drop of curdled cream floating in the cocktail? Yeah. It’s like my, oh, yeah. I don’t know.
WD said there’s lots of evidence of what it tastes like after drinking alcohol. Okay, for some of us, some of us, it doesn’t matter because we’re already little blitz on our own butts and it tastes good no matter what. But if you have someone who’s been like partying and stay for a week, I highly, highly, highly suggest for your own benefit that you stay away from that cum load until things have leveled out.
Oh, yeah. We’re talking borderline radioactive at that point. Yes.
Can you imagine giving somebody a blowjob that’s been on one of those benders and you get pulled over and you actually pop for a DUI? Oh my God. No, officer. I swear I was just drinking.
I just gave a blowjob. Amazing. Look, I got so excited about this cum guzzling and instructing you to eat your own cum bukkake session.
I forgot to introduce our mistresses of femdom on Friday. So I was going to give everyone a little chance to find them and things because this is gonna this is so fun already. Can we start with you? Mistress Becky pretty please.
Hello. We sure can. So I’m Miss Becky.
You can find me at intelligentphonesexcalls.com. You can find me on X at Miss Becky and Chance and that’s miss with an ms. You can find me on discord as LDW Becky and you can find my podcast kinkology the psychology of kink on your favorite streaming platform. Hope are we still there? Can you still hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Are you okay? And joining us tonight is enchantrix Charlie, where can we find you? Oh, okay.
So on X and here on discord. I am LDW Charlie. I don’t have my own blog or podcast yet being one of the newer mistresses, but I did do a little bit of a blog takeover on mistress Harper’s blog.
If anybody feels so inclined and wants to go check that out. Oh hell yeah. I’ll read it and give her some comments and go check her out.
Sexy enchantrix Charlie Harper. You’re up next, please. Well, in case you decided to go and look for a witness Charlie was doing early today.
It’s at fetish phone set blog.com. You can also find my other stuff over there. I’m the host of for school with Harper. That’s every Sunday from 11 to midnight on the East Coast 8 to 9 on the West Coast and I’m on discord.
I’m on Twitter. I’m on blue sky. I’m freaking everywhere.
You’ll find me. It’s either Harper enchantrix or enchantrix Harper. Thank you with Harper.
Let’s go down the list here mistress of the month Hadley y’all go get your five free minutes. Yes, call me. All month.
I’m coming off a little cold. So I finally got that sultry phone sex voice. Now is the time right while the iron is hot.
Yes, I’m April’s mistress of the month any paid call you’ll get five additional minutes added to your call with me. Absolutely free and I’m fun and a good time. Don’t listen to these ladies.
They’ll tell you I’m mean and scary. It’s just not true. You can find me here on discord is LDW Hadley.
I am Empress Hadley over at Twitter and Hadley dot Betancourt because I wasn’t feeling very creative that day over in blue sky. And my blog is I will dominate you.com come check me out. And she says she’s not scary.
Listen to the name of the blog. Oh, I’m not scary. I will dominate you as someone before I would say it’s the scariness is very arousing.
So I didn’t know. Yeah, same same. I have also been dominated by Hadley Hadley.
You’re quite the little dom slut. Arousing. I like that.
I’m willing to work for it. I’m not I’m not. I’m not above that.
I’ll work for it. He’s scarousing Callie the sweet girl just put that was scarousing a mixture of scared and arousing. That’s brilliant.
Excite is scared. Somebody mentioned jigger earlier and it’s funny because I used to use the word jigger for a combination of joy and rigor mostly sarcastically because I would be like, yes, I am full of jigger joy and rigor joy. I like that see and miss Michelle.
Miss X. I love that. Yes, it’s pronounced mix mix. Yes.
Yes, just a little nod to my non-binary femininity. I am your non-binary Femme Goddess Master Matrix to them all. I’m one of many wonderful mattress to Matrix is but I’m the only one that has the moniker of the Master Matrix, which is where you can find me.
I’m also very melodic. So if you ever want to hear me sing, give me a call. I’ll sing for you.
Here are my credentials. By the way, I’m dropping those in the chat so you guys can see them master. You can find me on blue sky as the Master Matrix that BSKY.social and you can also find me on X at thee Divine me.
So check me out. And feel free to lavish me with praise because I do love that and appreciate that. Such a good girl.
You know that. Oh, thank you. Follow those up with some head pats and we’ll really be cooking.
And Miss Krista whose birthday is next week to introduce yourself for us. Well, I am Miss Krista and I am dropping all mine right now. You can find me at phonesexfetishblog.com. You can find me on Saturday nights at kinks and drinks and of course here.
LDW Krista. I am Ms. Krista with a z.bluesky.social on blue sky and I am Krista Enchants in X or Twitter world. So that’s me.
And I am the hybrid mistress and I’m the only one with that moniker. So they’re bestie. I love that.
Hybrid. Oh, yeah. I and if you want to know more about what that is, give me a call and I’ll explain it to you in great detail.
Oh, yeah, she will. I am Miss Bianca. I am on Twitter as Miss Bianca EE blue skies and chantrix Bianca at blue sky.com and you’ll find me at kinky phone fantasy.com. And of course femdom Fridays, feel free to reach out to me get to know me a little better and let’s continue our chum-guzzling conversation with this wonderful drink that Miss Krista whipped up for us and it looks whippy and creamy.
Oh, it is. Oh, it’s delicious. I’ll go and throw it in there again.
I think it’s been in there a couple times, but we’ll go ahead and put it in there fresh. I heard Krista likes chum-guzzlers. Oh, I do.
I love chum-guzzlers. Hell, I’ve been called a chum-guzzler before. Yeah, this is a spin off of a pina colada, but with a twist.
I like the Ciroc coconut vodka. And then the pineapple juice and coconut milk and then just a hint of lime juice just to take a teaspoon and you pour it all into a shaker. You shake the fuck out of it until it’s good and mixed and good and cold and you strain it over ice in a rocks glass and you guzzle it.
You come eating bit mores. And it will also leave one of those milk mustaches. So you can always do that M&M thing.
Actually, it’s not the M&M thing. It’s more of the insane clown posse doing on his lip like a milk ad. See, now I know I need, I know I need been drinking their chum as we teach them how to eat their chum and make them with little chum mustaches.
Yes, mom dropped. Love that. It got milk.
Being in chat. It’s great with the mustache. What’s his name? Flanders.
Okay, so we know that it’s okay to eat your own chum, that it’s not gay, correct? That it is just something that you might be curious and kind of like a biological thing and we love chum guzzlers, right? The more you eat, the better you are. Go get it. Yes, we do like chum guzzlers.
I really would. I have said this on my show, here, everywhere. If you are doing this for a woman, with a woman, it is not gay.
You can be taking it up the ass while you’re drinking your own chum. If I’m there with you, it’s not gay. That’s all I got to say on that.
100%. 100% of course. No, and we might be going into a little bisexual territory if you are drinking it right from another man’s source, but even then, we can call that experimental, okay? And we can just not put any labels on it.
Well, honestly, there needs to be a sexuality that covers people who like cock but who don’t like dudes because I swear to God, that is a valid, valid statement of being. The split attraction model. What? Oh, you guys are in for a treat.
Okay, so the split attraction model comes to us from the asexuality community. And it’s basically, it allows you to separate romantic attraction from sexual attraction. So there’s the people that you want to have sex with, and then there’s the people you want to be romantic with.
And it’s entirely possible for you to be a man who sees yourself as a man. So your gender identity is male, masculine, who is romantically attracted to women. You want to date women.
You want to marry women. You like being with women. But sexually attracted to either women and men or sexually attracted to men and not women.
Usually it’s both. They’re bisexual, heteroromantic. And by splitting the attraction out like that, it accounts for things exactly like this.
Like guys who are sexually attracted towards things like sucking a whole lot of dick. Right? Oh my goodness. I love that.
Thank you so much for sharing. I’ve got to look more into this. I love this.
Yeah, they don’t want to date a man. They just want to, you know, fuck. That’s so valid though.
Right? It really is. I feel like a lot of women fall in that category too. I like to be a woman, not a man.
Yes. Yes. It’s very, very possible to be very like, like there’s a lot of women who are like, you know what? Women are for dating.
Men are for occasional fun. I’m like that. Like men are for fuck.
Not for date. And definitely not for living with. I agree with you on that latter part.
Yeah, there’s sex toys and that’s about it. Protect your health. Speaking of objectification, that podcast, Miss Becky.
I loved it. Somebody in Discord told me to go listen to it and I have not been on my podcast listening a spree for a minute and I went and I was like, oh yes, yes, this, yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
I love that so much. No. Yeah, the objectification show was fun, girl.
I had to have a conversation with one of my subs because I’ve been objectifying them and I felt kind of bad because I was like, oh man, I didn’t even ask if I should do this or not. I just kind of assumed because they’re slutty. But thank you for that episode because it did open that conversation, which was very fruitful.
That’s fantastic. Yeah, objectification actually is, it can be a very expansive thing, like even the focusing on inequality of them, right? Like I feel like you could objectify somebody by even focusing on how clever they are. If you focus on it to the extent of not paying attention to all their other qualities, right? Like it can be over emphasizing and whatnot.
Yeah, I have a thing for like really brainy people who are like really smart and they have like niche interests. Whenever they geek out, I don’t know why, it just makes me like the horniest, hottest mess ever to see someone just like losing it over like Pokemon or something. That is hot.
I love that about you. Oh, can I put my cube on in your meow? Ooh, meow. And listen, I have to give a shout out real quick to Tiny Queen, Bukkake Queen, for having tonight’s just perfect profile picture.
It is so good. It is the face of a very, very covered, messy, sloppy, person with a palm dripping off their chin. Fantastic.
That is freaking awesome. I love it. It’s so perfect.
I’m so glad you joined us, Tiny Queen, Bukkake Queen. For the longest time. We’re glad for joining us.
Thank you so much for showing up, Bukkake Dave. Oh, that’s right. The glaze.
Mm-hmm. Bukkake slut in our chat. It’s so good to have you.
This episode seems like tailor-made for you. Right? Indeed. And I am going to check and make sure you left a lovely comment for Miss Bianca, Bukkake Dave.
We’re talking about Bukkake. It isn’t, I know that it’s a lot of come to save up and while there are those who can do that and freeze it or to save it up forever or go purchase it as we heard earlier. What are some things that are similar? I know you can buy fake cum.
What things are like similar that we can play with just if you are not wanting to invest in like the cum or can’t get enough cum that will kind of give the same kind of feeling and I know we’re going into kind of splashing territory here as well, but kinks are across the spectrum of sometimes. Right? And I see Bukkake Dave already typing. Yeah, I found a recipe.
I don’t have it with me tonight, but I’ll find it but there is a recipe that you can actually put some things together and you cook it on the stove and then you let it cool and it looks just like cum. In a similar vein, if you don’t feel like crafting a recipe, I’ve heard cream of coconut just like you put in like your mixed drinks. I’ve had people on calls use that as a substitute.
So pretty cum adjacent. What about the glazing of that like sweet glaze that you can make that little sugar glaze? Kind of look has the same look to it. I don’t know the recipe.
Cornstarch and water are pretty good. Yeah, that’s what Bukkake Dave said and listen, listen, I hope I’m not speaking out of turn. But me and Demi had a session with Bukkake Dave one time and there was a lot of cum involved.
Like a lot, a lot. Bukkake Dave earned his name that day. Well, congratulations on that much cum.
That’s friggin, yep, in the living room of all places. I hope you spread some plastic out. If I’m going to have an event like that, I want to actually have to tent the room like you would a spray booth for spraying a car.
I want plastic covering the walls and the floor. I want it all. I want and then I want it to be wasted when you get done.
Oh, God. Just like, just like that McChicken up there. That is horrible.
I would die if I got that. Oh, no. Oh, thank you so much.
McBukkake’s. Bukkake says, I want to do it in person at a closed, closed female naked man party. Of course, we’re going to keep that power dynamic strong and keep you feeling very sensitive.
You’re completely naked and covered with cum and hopefully eating you up a whole bunch. Getting a little full belly there. One last thing I wanted to touch on.
I know we want a lot of cum when we’re playing with cum eating instructions or Bukkake play. I, I’m, my straight up answer to help you get more cum every time is a lot of edge play, but I know there are some techniques that can help you that maybe other mistresses know of or can help you out with. Or is it just edging ladies? Is that, is that the secret? The secret sauce? Stay hydrated.
Edging over multiple days. That’s prostate play. Your prostate is the source of the liquid part of your ejaculate.
So the real deep key to getting a big load is to play with your butt. And go without for a little bit. You also want a nice diet.
You want a nutrient-rich diet that focuses on zinc, amino acids, antioxidants, vitamin C, and horny goat weed. All of the things that I mentioned actually support semen production. So what I’m hearing from this, because I love, you know, making rituals and things like that for, for, for my submissives, is that I could turn this into like a multi-day thing where I keep track of their entire diet to make sure they have bigger loads too.
Yes. Oh, yes, you could. Oh, I fucking love that.
You’re giving me ideas for assignments here. Because I really want to do that now. You’ve got to see shells, huge loads, good program.
Yeah. Yeah, also pelvic floor exercises. Stop your, stop your stream midstream and see if you can build up those muscles.
Oh my gosh. I love this. I’m taking notes right now.
Yeah, horny goat weed, prostate stimulation. We’re going to work on our, on our pelvic floor and our diet. First edging Kegels bitches.
Yes, Callie. Yes. Those are your Kegels.
This has says one of their favorite fantasies is increasing their semen volume. So selfish souls are even more humiliating. That is a, that is definitely a part of the key for some, some it’s just sexy to eat your cum for your mistress.
There’s a woman that you’re with or just for yourself and your privacy of your own Jack off session. But self facials and being made to eat your cum is a form of your humiliation. Kink, you know, the amount of times I’ve been begged, please don’t make me do this.
You’re not really going to make me do this, right? And then they hang up and I’m like, I know you did it. You, you call me back this instant to let me know how it was. Once I hang up the ones that hang up, they’re so funny because they are like, I’m going to eat my cum.
I promise this time. I promise. And I’m like, okay, buddy.
Okay. That they’re going to do it by smearing some of it onto their lips, like lip gloss. Yeah, even like a little bit of it, like we’ll put it on your lips.
Then if you promise you’re going to eat it for me, put your pre-cum on your lips. Do it. Make them glossy.
And actually that’s why I’ve gotten a reluctant subbie to eat their cum. The other thing you have to do is have them eat is from the first spurt, right? They can’t finish until they wait till they do the whole cum puddle, right from the very first spurt. They need to be moving that hand up to their mouth and as they’re still cumming, because once they cum, men get so lazy.
I swear. They had no more incentive to do the naughty things that they have been daydreaming about all day. Right? It’s post-nut clarity.
They cum and then the fantasy is no longer erotic because well, they’re not turned on anymore. They came, which is why you have to milk their prostate. So they produce a whole lot and then ruin that orgasm.
So they stay horny. Best of both worlds. Love it.
Love it. Smart and sexy at the same time. This makes me kind of bummed that like Hunter’s not here because I know she’s really good and she is the cum eating goddess making the fellas eat their cum.
I’m going to go ahead and share a link to her blog so you guys can see that. Nice. Yeah, I think doesn’t she have she has a second blog.
She’s got a second blog that is cum eating focused. Yes. That’s the one I’m going to post.
Oh, you’re so good. I have a caller who will spend the entirety of a very long session often well over an hour begging to be allowed to eat his cum talking about he’s a cum junkie and a gooner and just a brain-dead cum whore. And he needs cock and he needs cum and he wants cum and he wants cum and he wants so much cum and all the cum they want to come and at the end he finally comes.
He did get some on his tongue once and big lift and he was just like. I know exactly who you’re talking about. I know exactly who you’re talking about.
I totally do. I totally do. I almost feel bad for him.
It’s so funny. I think I made him gargle cum one time. So you got to get him during the play because he’ll save it.
He’ll save it for you and he’ll gargle it for you. And I just made him keep it in his mouth and made him gargle it and finally he swallowed it without permission and I was like, how dare you? So I have one fella who’s been saving up his loads of cum and once he reaches 300 saved loads, we’re going to do a multiple mistress session and we’re going to make use of Discord and it’s going to be awesome. Girl, I’m sitting on that.
Yeah, write my name down. Pencil me in. I want it.
300 loads. That is freaking awesome. He’s up to 226 as of right now.
I got a subbie that is sucking a mile of cock. We don’t know how long it’s going to take. A mile of cock.
He’s up to 1,700 inches right now. Which is pretty good. 1,701 inches of cock.
How long has this been going on? Since the beginning of the year. Since the beginning of the year. So if it’s a 6-inch cock and he takes two pumps of it in his mouth, is that a one 6-inch cock? No, that’s one 6-inch cock.
We were thinking about trying to make it so that he could actually count per thrust. But no, that’s just one 6-inch cock. So that number of 1,701, that is quite impressive, I have to say.
But he has got a long way to go because he’s got to do 63,360 inches. I know. He does have a long way to go.
It was supposed to be a goal for 2026, but I don’t think that we’re going to make it. Holy cow, he would have to have a dick in his mouth like all day long. Go to sleep sucking dick.
Counts if he gets fucked, though, too. Counts if he gets fucked, too. Okay, but what if he has a dick more than once? He needs to be double-teaming him.
He really does. He does. I know.
I tell him that all the time. Yeah. You need like a two or three for one special there going on.
Does it have to be a new dick every time? It doesn’t have to be a new dick every time. It can be a repeat dick. Okay.
Right. I hope that repeat dick is big. I know.
I want him to succeed. What he really needs to do is up his game and just become a size queen and just take 10s or 11s at all times. I know, right? Yeah.
Then, you know, adds up quicker. He takes it when he can get it. That little cockslut.
Nothing like an ambitious slut. Perfect. You love him that sound.
I forgot about the sounds. That is what’s happening to him right now. That’s why he’s only at 1700 is because he’s been doing oh my it’s so little cocks.
Yeah, go for it. Go for the big dicks. It’ll be quicker.
I mean a dicks are better. I say in more ways than one. Much fun.
A little bit. I mean, all of some of those big fucking dicks men and how many how much loads? I mean, I’m sure you have. The loads that they give you’re just like you’re joining me here.
Thank you. That’s awesome. There is nothing better than when you’re sucking a guy off and have a big dick and you feel like you’re being waterboarded at the end.
I need a huge load on my tits and to be licked off. Okay, it doesn’t have to be the man. I’m fucking at the moment.
Okay, it can be a subby or a cuck, but I don’t know why I mean my face depends on if don’t be in the submissive in a situation, but the titties. Oh, honey. I like having my face blazed.
Yeah, like frosted buttcheeks. Yes, I said, yeah, all over the buttcheeks. Titties and buttcheeks.
That’s the best places. I’m with you. You feel that hot on a spring after you’ve like got off like seven times.
No, I will tell you another way to get guys that are a little on the fence on whether or not they’ll eat cum is if you can have like a threesome and have one of the guys or even that guy come inside of you and then have him eat it out of you. Oh, okay. That kind of it kind of breaks the ice a little bit.
I love it. See for me, it’s it’s like if I’m in the threesome in that situation, I like cum kissing like I’ll swap with you that way. That’s how I get them to eat it.
Snowball me all day long. Mm-hmm. Oh, it’s the cream pie.
I’ve got Krista cream pies and mine. You forgot the trademark missing my son. I’ve got a great great video called cream pie conditioning that you all should check out cream pie conditioning.
It is such a good little video. Yeah, just nothing but shots of like creamy little pussies ready to be licked up. Oh my god, my rep drinking my alcohol.
Oh, I love him already. You would he’s a little alcoholic. A little lush.
Yes. Oh my god, this is he’s cleaning this one out of his panties. Oh my gosh.
I’m dying. You guys are on fire in the chat tonight. On fire.
Oh my god. This is supposed to put in chat definition of disappointed googling Martha Stewart’s cream pie. And she’s holding a pie.
Oh, let’s be not in a drink. Now. I know I want some Martha Stewart cream pie.
And that sounds really wrong. More than one way. Come on.
Let’s do it. I bet you she’s a freak. I bet she she I bet she is too.
And she’s you know, she is I bet you when she was in prison. I bet you she did all the nasty things. Oh, yeah.
And then she and then so to Snoop Dogg, I know she smokes at the very least. Oh, yeah. I bet you she would be a lot of fun and then you know, what would be so great about Martha Stewart and having fun soirees with her is when you get done.
She can show you how to be crafty with whatever the fuck it is that you want to do. I bet you she can make some of the coolest dildo holders. Oh my god.
And you know what? She would have the best recipes for come eating. Oh, yeah. You should make it into a ganache.
Yeah. The wine pairings with the different types of comb. Yeah.
A reefling. Reduction is wonderful. You know, there’s a reason why when people want to save their comb, I tell them to reheat it and warm it up float it in warm water.
Do not stick it in the microwave because it will cook like an egg. Oh my god. And then it’s chunky.
Why do I want to do that? Oh my god. I have a new goal. I want to do that to Bianca.
I do too. I want to make somebody eat a heated comb chunk. Scrambled comb egg.
So keep that in mind. If you want to cook with it, it acts like egg whites and that means, yes, you can use a milk frother and froth or whip your comb load into like whey lather. That is amazing.
If you’re going to add it to your water, you’ve got to wait till your coffee cools a little bit. We’re not taking it right out of the pot. We’re going to add a little sugar and we’re going to let it sit for a second.
Then we’re going to add it. Because it separates. It does horribly.
It congeals in a funny way. In a hard way. In a hard way.
Is that a cum latte that you’re describing? I love cum lattes. It’s like my favorite food type of day. Now, we do like to mixing it in the cake batter and stuff like that to hide it.
And thanks, but I would want you to know what you’re doing and I want to see you partake of your morning ritual. Starting off your day nice and a little extra protein in your coffee. Yes, right.
I said Kentucky Fried Cum and no, we’re not doing that. Ew. That’s so funny that we’re all like, we’ve been talking about cum eating this whole thing and the whole Kentucky Fried Cum is the limit.
That is the limit. In my freaking income, unless it’s like in gravy. Cum is gravy, but.
They have, they have deep fried Twinkies and all that other stuff. Deep fry some cum and see what that’s like. Oh.
As Harper said in the chat, do not jizz directly into the deep fryer because you will splatter your deck. Oh. Well, that could be.
That sounds like some high-quality CBT, right? Like, yeah. We do not do that. We do not cook bacon naked or fried chicken naked or we do not come into deep fryers.
Okay, safety first, y’all. I mean, unless you’re really, really into that. Unless that’s the type, like if you ask us to hurt you.
You might like to splatter. Right. You get the guys.
It’d be like an art form. They get the dick splatter and they’re over there rubbing their nipples at the same time. We can connect the dots and see what picture it makes.
Oh my. Oh, we’re never beating the sadistic allegations. The sadistic.
We are. We are. So if you’re going to beat that, you’re going to eat that cum, right guys? Yes.
You make the mess, you clean it up. Bobby’s always cleaning up all the mess. I love the quote.
If you’re going to make a mess, you clean it up. All right. That’s I used to, I used to tell, you know, why do you swallow? Because I don’t, my mom, you know, I’ve never been told to make a mess.
You know, keep it ladylike. But now I’m now very much ladylike to spit is what I was always told. Yes.
Same. Jess had is bringing the best articles in here. He’s got one now from, I think, who is that? Phone sex princess blog.
That’s got to be Andy. I think it’s Andy. She’s the princess.
Yep, she is. Isn’t that awesome? I love that. He’s bringing in like the best articles.
Yay. Jess had. Thank you.
Not all heroes. Okay. Exactly.
Now Kelly says fuck conservative ideas of ladylike. Hey, sweetie. Yeah, I am.
This is the one place that I do agree with ladylike. You don’t spit, you swallow. You want to be ladylike when you’re sucking it back into your mouth.
Getting that treat. Dizzy is going to fuck that bad bitch and swallow. Bad bitch and swallow.
Bad bitch and swallow. Well that, make sure you swallow. Yes, ma’am.
Oh my goodness. Yes. That’s a great, great conversation.
And does anyone have any, anything to add to that? Events happening. I know Miss Krista has a birthday coming up and we have kinks and drinks tomorrow night. There’s a big, a major announcement tomorrow.
Not till tomorrow. Yes. I want to come back.
I want to come visit. Tomorrow. Major announcement dropping on what cock? The Daily Cock.
The Daily Cock. Major, huge, huge. You guys are going to love it.
It’s going to be. Fucking fab. Fabulous.
Yes. Y’all are going to thank us over and over again. Yes.
And I am going to be discussing it in detail tomorrow night too. Yeah. Yeah.
So come out to Kingston drinks. Come out. We might have some fun stuff.
I’m going to be talking about it on Whore School on Sunday too. Because like, seriously. Seriously.
It’s so cool. It’s that good of an announcement. It’s so good.
Y’all will never guess. And it’s great. But you only have to wait less than 24 hours.
I’m so excited. Yeah. I don’t know what time they’re dropping it in.
The Daily Cock. But I imagine it’ll be fairly early. Isn’t it tomorrow in like two minutes? No.
Depending on where you are. Sure not. That’s true.
Yeah, if you’re like in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean or down in South America somewhere. I’m not judging, Krista. I’m just trying to get the announcement out.
I’m not judging. It’ll be up in the morning. I’m sure excited.
Early, early. So definitely check that out. Yes.
Y’all come for that big announcement. We got anything else going on except for the huge announcement? That’s, I’m not meaning to say like that because it is fucking huge. Bye.
Bye. Don’t forget our mistress of the month, Ms. Hadley. Get your five free minutes to any paying call once per day.
Mention it to the dispatcher. So make sure you get it in there. Oh, and for any of you guys who are looking for a little bit of quality time with your favorite mistress.
We are doing 60-minute calls for $15 off. I think. Yes, you’re right.
Yeah. And is there like a multi-mistress deal going on too? There is. Is there? What is the multi-mistress deal? Can’t hear you.
She’s saying she’s going to pull it up for us. Oh, okay. I’m trying to I thought I did.
Oops. I believe in you. But yes, we do have a multi-mistress special.
You can add a mistress to your hour-long calls. I believe that’s the one that you get $15 off on and the other one is 15% but do not quote me on that. Let me pull this up again.
Yeah, here we go. 60-minute calls are just $150 all month long. And if you add another mistress to your hour-long call, you’ll get $15 off for that.
Yeah. Fun. Why choose when you can have all of them? That’s right.
Oh, and we’re also offering 10-minute calls for $20 from 12 a.m. To 6 a.m. Every single day. All month long. Well, yeah, it’s a standing special.
So, yes. It’s a late night. And I’m going to throw this out there.
I have not had the privilege of doing a two-mistress call with Miss Hadley. So somebody set that up. Y’all need to.
Bianca, have we done a call together? I think we just did the other day. Yes, we did. We finally done.
Excellent. I haven’t done one with Charlie yet. Yeah, we did.
I’m so dumb. Yes, sexy, super sexy. I just want to thank you all for coming out to Femdom Fridays.
This is great. Anytime I get to talk about cum, it just makes me so happy. You can find us live every Friday at 9 p.m. Eastern on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server, but you must be 18 or older to join and you can listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform.
Y’all have a wonderful weekend. However, you’re celebrating. If you’re celebrating, if you’re just taking the 30-day weekend, y’all be good and safe out there.
Okay. Thank you so much. All right.
This was awesome. Thanks, everybody. Great episode.
You did an excellent job again, Miss Bianca. Yeah. Thank you.
Don’t clap. Good night and happy Femdom Friday. Good night, everyone.
Bye-bye, boys and toys.
