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Well I see that we’ve got Craig in here which means it is time for us to welcome everybody to Femdom Fridays. You can find us live every Friday night at 9 p.m eastern standard time in the Enchantrix Empire discord server but you must be 18 or older to join us and you can listen to the replay. That’s right, that’s right, but you can listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform and tonight we decided that it’s been too long since we’ve had a nice game night so one two three John, Dr. Spankenstein, Demi Owns Me, Motts, Callie the Sweet Girl, Prisoner Decay Marie, Sir Unomo, welcome.
We are doing a game night tonight and I’m so thrilled about it. We are going to be playing a couple rounds of Bad People which if you’ve been here before when we’ve played Bad People it’s one of my most favoritest games and then we are going to jump into Dirty Minds so we’re going to be bad people with dirty minds. I think that we’re going to manage this beautifully and I see that we’ve got Bobby 3789 joined us, Caroline joined us, welcome.
I’m so glad to see you. Excellent and ladies why don’t we go ahead and do a round-robin introduction of ourselves and we’re going to start off with Mistress Harper. Hey there, I’m Harper.
I am the host of your live adult sex education podcast Horror School. I’m celebrating 10 years with the podcast. 10 on Sunday so join me for the live show.
If you’re in the discord server and you join the live broadcast Sunday at 11 p.m eastern, that’s 8 to 9 on the west coast, you’ll be eligible to win prizes. I’m going to give away to at least one person that brand new extremely triple x-rated erotic audio that I just created. You can find me on all the social medias.
I’m on Enchantrix Harper. No, I’m on Blue Sky Harper Enchantrix. I’m on Twitter.
Wait, that’s the same as that chat. I’m on Tumblr and I have a blog Fetish Fun Sex Blog. Brilliant, thank you so much Harper.
Congratulations on 10 years. I saw that earlier and by the way I love the graphic. Very evocative old schoolhouse style.
I know 10 years that’s amazing. I feel old. Like weirdly old.
All right and let’s move on to Miss Krista. Tell us about where we can find you. Well, hello everybody.
I am Miss Krista and you can find me at PhoneSexFetishBlog.com. I am the host of Kinks and Drinks on Saturday night so you can find me there. I am no longer on X because they’re a bunch of fuckheads and Elon Musk can go eat a fucking big bag of shit or poop or I’m sorry but anyway yeah anyway you can find me on Blue Sky Discord and all the other places and here there you go. Beautiful and what about you Miss Bianca? You’re on mute sweetheart.
All right, I am Miss Bianca. I am the cock dominatrix of GeephoneFantasy.com. I’m also here on Blue Sky at AdchantrixBianca, BlueSky.Social and I’m at Rockathon this year so I’m really excited for that. So get your entries in so I can participate and y’all can show what you can hold out or not hold out.
Thank you. That’s right. All right and I am Miss Becky and you can find me at IntelligentPhoneSexCalls.com. You can find my other podcast Kinkology the psychology of kink on your favorite podcast streaming platform and actually listen this is a Femdom Friday exclusive.
I have a new website KinkologyPodcast.com. Nobody has seen it yet. I’m just getting up my first few weeks of content so yeah definitely go check that out. I’m really excited about it and with that I know I’m so excited.
Thank you. I’m so happy. All right and Miss Michelle where is where is Miss Michelle? I don’t see her.
Oh there she is. She was gone and now she’s back. She’s back.
She is. I see her now. Miss Michelle tell us where we can find you.
It’s my turn. Wonderful. You well you can find me on my website themasterbatrix.com. You can also currently find me on well you’ve always been able to find me on BlueSky but themasterbatrix.bsky.social. Please join.
It’s so fun over there. I’m also on EE our internal social media at Enchandrix.community.net. You can find me on there at Michelle C. And I just love to meet you so hit me up. Excellent.
Well let’s do our first round of bad people. So just as a reminder the name of the game is we’re going to pick out the mistress who is most likely to fill the card. All right.
I know. Patty I fucking agree. I think game nights are the best nights here.
Game on. This is bad people. So our first question is who’s the last person I would choose if I had to trade lives here with somebody for the rest of the year.
This is so easy with a friend of mine because she’s always busy and productive and chaotic. And I was just like girl you. I would not want your life.
So let’s see. I’m gonna say that’s a good one prisoner yourself. I’m gonna say Harper because she does so much.
I’m about that lazy life. She’s too productive. Exactly.
Yes. Patty. Yes.
Patty says Miss Harper not because she isn’t great but because she is. But the sheer amount of work that she does straight up straight up. And here I was sitting here going man I’m too lazy.
I haven’t been writing enough. That internal critic. So that’s we do you.
Thank you for being like the tech support geek person. Right. We absolutely agree.
So does Miss Harper win it. I think she does. I think she does so much.
All right. I’m keeping track. And Miss Harper why don’t you pick the next card.
Let’s see. Let’s see. Let’s see.
Mighty Mo. All right. Who is least likely to give up their seat on the bus for an elderly person.
Krista. Oh no that’s not right. Damn.
I am very nice to elderly people. Sorry. Says that’s three for Krista.
All right. Oh Dr. Spankin sign. You’re not that elderly.
Oh Krista when I guess you’re like this person. So that’s why it’s so funny. Her.
I’m going to have to start being more evil I guess. You have a little bit of an evil streak but you know not like diabolical me. Well actually diabolical you are a little diabolical.
Oh I’m going to have to get diabolical if I’m going to be blamed for like. You’re like I already got the reputation. You might as well have the fun.
Yeah kind of like the Alice Cooper song. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Miss Krista why don’t you do the next card as a consolation prize.
Just a second to find it. There it is. Boom.
I love this one. This one cracked me up. So yes.
The question is who is the last person to check out their asshole in the mirror. Becky. Get her.
Yes I agree. Can’t even deny. Oh Chad is blowing up.
Oh that’s so funny. I didn’t even write my name down to keep score. I thought I was going to fly under the radar this time.
No I saw that one and you was the very first person to come to mind. That’s so fucking great. I love that.
What about you goddess Michelle. May the odds ever be in our favor. Who do I think.
Are you asking me who I think was checking out their asshole in the mirror. No no pick a card. Pick a new card.
I took that point. I told you I was on a different plane of existence tonight. I’m trying.
I’m trying. Also seems like my computer’s on a different plane of existence because it is not loading this game at all. Oh that was happening to me.
So you want me to get it. You want me to do a card or let’s go to. Yes go right ahead because it’s going to take a minute.
Sorry about that. That’s okay. Miss Bianca what about you.
It’s 2 a.m. I get a 2 a.m. call from Jill tonight. It’s from who. I see Krista.
I see Krista. Everybody say Krista. You know I kind of agree Krista.
I know how to stay out of jail though. That’s the thing. I know how to do this stuff and then not get in trouble.
Oh right. See you’re the person I would call for bail to help bail me out. So yeah that’s true.
I think I might have won. Becky’s making a comeback. That was a close one.
I think I might have got it because all the mistresses said yeah right. This is really. I’m gonna go ahead and take it.
Hell yeah. I may or may not have been been in the night in jail before. Yep that’s one thing I can say that I’ve never done.
I’ve never even been in a cop car in handcuffs or anything. I’ve been in handcuffs but not from a cop. Naughty girl.
Miss Michelle how are you doing? I’m fabulous. I got it up now. All right excellent.
Take the next card. Pun totally intended. Who suffers from a resting bitch face? Well that’s a hard one.
Who suffers from what? Resting bitch face. You know it’s you girl. Oh y’all said Harper.
Patty says me. Look this is why I have a reputation. Everybody’s like oh Harper’s so mean and cold and she’s evil.
Look at her. Look at her. I’m like no.
Hey you didn’t get accused of pushing an old lady down and taking her seat. On the bus. Yeah.
On the bus. Pushing her out the door you know kicking her to the curb. You didn’t get accused of all that.
You shoved her off the bus entirely and laughed at it. And then her billboard took all the money out and kept her ID too. I love that people are refusing to vote because they’re scared of us.
You know what I feel like relationships the best relationships are built through pushing through discomfort and fear. So if you want to be closer to us offer your vote. Oh yeah.
Be real. That’s right. We’re not going to be mad at you.
That’s right. I think Ms. Harper won that one. Oh yeah.
Do you miss her sister? Yeah. Yeah. And she’s not mean that’s just how her face is y’all.
Oh man. She is really nice. That is actually how my face is.
To the people that said me I actually very much appreciate your vote of confidence. Thank you. Resting bitch face for the win.
All right. So is it my turn to pick a card again? I think it is. Yeah.
It’s your turn. And if it wasn’t your turn it is now. I got I got one.
I got one. I got one. That’s a little scary.
If I had to sign one person to jail for a year who would I choose? Karista. But I’ve never been to jail. I’ll tell you what if I was to go to jail I would I would do just fine because well I would find the toughest woman in there and I would lick her pussy so well that she would be in so much love with me that she would give me commissary and everything else I would ever need.
Here you go networking. It would protect me from all the mean people. I’d fuck the prison guard.
No. I’d fuck the prison guard so he could give me lots of stuff. No good.
You still get shit if no enough prison guards. That’s true. That’s not gonna work.
I’d fuck the prison guard and the biggest bitch. There you go. So yeah just so you know prisoner said so she can have a new experience which is I think very nice of you prisoner.
And then Patty says sending Karista to jail solely to prevent her from being able to say that she’s never been to jail. I agree. Oh well that goes to jail.
You get to go with me Patty. Oh Patty might like it. Patty would be very popular in jail.
Oh for sure. For sure with that brain. Mm-hmm.
Mistress Harper why don’t you take it away with the next card. Let me see. Uh okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Who has the best tasting pussy? Oh that’s so tough. Oh I’m gonna say this. I’m gonna say Michelle.
Well I bet you she does. Thank you. And I bet you Bianca would be delicious too.
Mm-hmm. Bianca was gonna get my vote aside for myself. This is one of the cards everybody’s gonna be like oh me me me.
All right ladies. I said Michelle. I think Michelle tastes best.
Lay back because the only way to figure this out is with a taste test. Mm-hmm. I like that.
A couple three times going through all you ladies to get the you know make sure I’ve got it. I think I need a sample everyone. Yeah.
I don’t think I can do it just by tasting you once. I might have to do it more than once. Let’s go back in there for a second.
I like that as basic or acid better. Are we defining better? That’s right. I think I’m gonna give it to Michelle.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Girl I got you.
Yeah I think it would be Michelle because she looks like she smells nice. Doesn’t she? She looks like she has like a nice sweet little pussy. Y’all are just feeding me good tonight.
Thank you girls. Why don’t you go? Right. What about you picking the next card Miss Michelle? Absolutely.
Make sure this one hasn’t been asked. Oh I like this one. Who will be the next person to have a threesome? Me.
Oh god that could be any of us. Right. Teamwork makes the dream work.
Hmm. Yeah I’m gonna go with the crowd. Not the guy.
That’s for sure. Krista. I’m gonna say Krista too.
You little slut. Patty says my gut says Becky. That’s right.
No. Sorry Patty but no. Because I’ve already got one set up for the weekend.
Girl you don’t know. You don’t know my life. I’ve got one already set up.
Do you have one set up yet? I don’t but that’s because I’m disorganized. Not because I’m not gonna have one. I’m having a girl girl girl threesome.
So there. Oh that’s one. Daisy chain.
Let’s get into that. With new toys. Yes.
I got new toys. Oh my god you guys I got new toys. I got the Lush and the Velvo.
Highly recommend the Velvo. The Vulse is really good too. I like it.
I need to just have a lovely segment on the show. We really do. What do you think about the Lush? Because I had my top five and it ended up being like 20 different toys.
Okay ladies ladies I found this and I am dreadfully tempted to get it. Oh we’ve seen that advertisement. Honey I need to see that in action.
For real. I saw a girl who was like reviewing it and she was like yeah she put it as if her hand was a pussy and was fucking it right. Because as you go in the little ridges on that ball thing rub your clit.
Oh that is perfection. Prisoner is asking the important questions here. Yes.
Does it vibrate? It says it’s a dual simulator. It doesn’t look like it does but I tell you what you do. Down there where she’s holding it.
It says so. You get you a little bit of duct tape and the and the dummy and you just duct tape the dummy to that part and then it’ll vibrate like crazy. It looks like it does though.
It says the vibrator that delivers penetration and clitoral care. Oh Harper you got to let us know how that is. Oh yeah.
If you review it it’s a tax write-off. Consider this my review for the Lush. The Lush was delicious.
I very much like the wearable bullet. The g-spot stimulator. But I have to say the Valvo one for me.
I’m I the rabbit does it for me. I fucking love the rabbit. The swirling twirling action and the little clitoral simulator.
Fuck yeah. Well Becky now that you have a Lush if you ever want to join in in some shadowbation you just let me know. Oh I like that.
Shadowbation is where you give control of your Lush to somebody and then you go out in public. Oh that’s so fun. I love that word shadowbation.
Yep. I’m going to remember that. You need to turn into kinks and drinks because Krista has all kinds of Krista-isms.
I really do. Like honestly I’d like to be there tomorrow but I’m I’ve got plans tomorrow evening so I probably won’t be. But um I would like to I would like to be there more often.
I didn’t get my shit together. Yeah. I will definitely make sure to be there uh for.
I love that they call it k and d. I love that they call it k and d. I think that’s so cool. It’s like d and d. Yes. Kinks and drinks.
So who’s next? Did we miss your drink and drink costume? She was. Yeah um I can post it right after I do this next one if you’ll let me do the next one. Do the card.
Okay and I got a feeling that I know who’s going to win this one too. The question is most likely to masturbate in the bathroom at work. Becky.
Which I have. I have several jobs. I have like three jobs or four jobs.
I love that Becky. For you. I also um carry you know not like you know a firearm or anything but I carry pretty much everywhere I go.
I love that carrying means you got your sex toys with you. I love that. Yep.
Oh I like that. All right and here’s the drink. I’m going to go ahead and drop that on in there too for y’all.
It is so everybody knows this is a it is a whiskey daiquiri. Instead of using rum I went with a uh with a rye whiskey which gives it a little bit sharper edge. That Rittenhouse rye is really good and the name of it is Bad Girl.
Yes you are. And for most of you out there but you can tell by the click of my heels that I am going to leave. I am a bad girl but I am too good for you.
Fucking perfect. So Becky won that. Very good.
I did. Yeah. So Miss Bianca why don’t you take the next score or the next um card.
So hard. Who looks like they could suck the best dick? Michelle. I’m gonna go with Harper.
She just has that look to her. I know she doesn’t do it. I know she wouldn’t do it but she looks like she could.
Listen I was on a call with Goddess Michelle and I’m telling you that she earned she earned that spot for me. Yeah I did. Oh I remember that.
You’re gonna have to show me some of those skills then. Oh man I get the sloppy toppy. Hell yes.
Mm-hmm. Damn it. Well I am a firm believer that if you do not cover your tits and slobber you’re not giving a blow job correctly.
That’s right. And if you can’t deep throat at least 10 inches you need to go back and do a little bit more practice. Get you a bigger dildo to practice on.
Miss Michelle won by the way. Thank you. In case anyone was wondering.
Excellent. So let’s see what time is it? We’ve got let’s see we’ve got time for at least one more. Let’s see.
Am I picking this card? Go for it. Yes. Wondrous.
Oh okay. Who has seen the most people in this room naked? Oh that’s hard. Let’s see.
One. Most. Two.
I’ve got two for sure. Roll it. I’ve seen two for sure.
And I’ve actually seen three. I’ve seen three in this room naked. I’ve seen three.
I’ve got I’ve seen three naked in this room. Although granted I have seen some of you ladies. I can count on the ladies because well that’s easy.
That’s low-hanging fruit. Let’s all get naked and win together. Who’s seen Craig naked? That’s what I want to know.
I think that’s Kay Marie. Because every time she hears Craig that name she just starts laughing. So I think she’s seen him naked.
That’s funny. So who wins that one? I’m gonna say I’m gonna say Krista. Krista seen the most of us naked or just the most people here naked? Most of us naked here.
Okay. Yeah I think you took that one Krista. I think you took that one.
I agree. I want to do another one. I like these.
We’ll do another one. This is a fun game. This is a really fun game.
Oh my god that’s a great one. I got one. Let me in.
I’m gonna hear how my little I’m gonna say Bianca. Just because you seem very pragmatic. You’re just a very pragmatic lady I think.
Well see I want to read that differently. I want to read that differently and say sleep your way to the top as far as there’s going to be the one on top and I’m going to go with Harper. She seems like she’d do it out of spite.
That’s funny. Oh I like that because Harper’s really smart right Dr. Frankenstein? I like your logic. Oh I think Miss Harper’s taking it.
If I sleep my way to the top you mean seduce the CEO teach him to come in and turn him into my personal little bitch? And then ride him. I love that. I can’t say that word.
We got you. I’m on your wavelength. I got it.
Why don’t you go ahead and pick another card. And ride him like a motorcycle. Yeah.
He better per. Riding like a Tesla motorcycle at Sturgis. Oh ride that face like a Yamaha girl.
Oh I like that. Fuck yeah. Miss Harper why don’t you pick a card.
All right so in their lifetime who will have the least positive impact on the human species? Oh shit okay. Oh this one’s so mean. I love you for picking it.
Thanks prisoner. I appreciate you. I’m waiting to see who you guys vote for.
Come on. Come on. Let’s see.
Let’s see in the chat room. Come on. Give it to us.
They’re literally not putting down their answers. Nobody wants to vote. Come on Patty.
We get a too deep the demasturbation. I love that. You got two for Krista.
And one for me. Yay. And a couple for Harper.
See I feel like it’s wrong to put Harper and Becky on there because Becky’s doing kinkology which is helping people understand why the way their kinky brains work. And then Harper does horse school which is teaching all these sluts in here how to like you know come to terms with their sluttery and the specifics of all of that. Also Krista you’ve got your show so you know maybe me and Bianca.
Because I got the newest one and they’re not scared of me yet. So I’m helping the world with coping mechanisms. Yes.
Yes you are. That’s right. Doing the Lord’s work.
You still won the card though. But it is a thankless job girls. You can pick the next card.
Yep. Okay I’ve got one. That’s your consolation prize.
My consolation prize. Okay here we go. In their lifetime who has swallowed the most cum? Oh man.
Hee hee hee hee. That is tough. Well I won the dick sucking one so.
By that logic I am saying Goddess Michelle. I’m going with a two for men, two, three, four, five way tie. See Sir Unomo says cum is healthy for women.
It’s healthy for men too baby. You better sign it up. Look it up.
So we got Michelle, Michelle based on the previous one. I’m in cream, cream and cum. That’s right.
And like also like if you guys know like me and Bianca and like our enjoyment of like the what is it you did your CEI showers we did the cum showers. Yes I love them. It’s like I kind of feel obvi here.
As well. We should be neck and neck on this one. Literally neck and neck.
Well I can say this. That I have never. I have never spit.
I’ve always swallowed. I would love to slap dick with any of you. Hey aww that’s so sweet.
Do women prefer cream pie? Where’d it go? But yeah. I said women do women prefer cream pie or cream on the face. And I say cream pie only because I don’t like it when it gets in my eye.
That just stings. I really like it when a guy comes on his own. And also like that part yeah.
But also like I have perfectly gorgeous boobs and ass cheeks. So why are you not pointing it there? That’s right. That’s how you keep those areas tight.
That’s where it goes. Goes on his face. Ooh.
I like that. Like if I’ve got an option if he’s going to come and it’s either going to be in me or on himself. On him.
Duh. I’m giving it to Michelle. Yes cum guzzling queen.
That’s right. That GIF is hysterical. You see him with a watermelon? That was great.
Oh god. Bianca why don’t you pick the next card? Oh shit okay um. Oh this is going right to our pre-game.
This is going right to our pre-game. Oh god this is so bad. Here it comes.
Most likely to spend more money on these drugs than food. Becky. Bro.
I’d partake in the other two Bianca. I know. If it’s drugs drugs then.
Yeah. I tell you I’ve seen some. Go ahead and give myself that one.
No drug shaming. That’s right. And goddess Michelle why don’t you pick the next card? Sure absolutely.
Um let’s see here. Let’s see a fun one. Oh okay.
Least likely to shave their genital area. Sporting a bush. Uh oh.
From her giggle alone. Harper’s got it out in the winter. Harper needs a gardener at this point.
Do you have a little bush? I have a little triangle. I just keep my little triangle. I don’t have anything.
So John you’re way off. I have been waxing down there for so long that there is no hair down there anymore. I just get like a little a little a little like right above my mind.
Like everything else. I got a little bit there but none down around my pussy. Yeah I got just a little triangle right above my pussy.
And you have a nice bush. Does that count? Harper. See same.
I would have had him put Harper down for that one. That’s that question could also be who is in the most need for a Brazilian wax job? Right. I don’t know if I’m trying to do the full Brazilian.
You’re um you’re not. Right. Oh yeah.
All right and then why don’t let me see. I’m gonna I think I’m gonna pick the last card. Let’s see.
Oh this is a good one. Hold on. If we were all police officers who would be the dirty cop? Kristen.
Me? Yep. I’ll go with that. Kristen’s like fuck the police including myself.
Oh yeah she took that one by a landslide. She did. We do.
All right so for bad people we got Harper with five. Krista was six. Michelle with four.
Me with four. Bianca. Girl you’re just not bad enough.
I’m not. You’re too good. You’re too good of a person.
Now this game this is how I know this game is bullshit because Bianca told us last week during her feminization story about going too far with that. Yes. Like my girl is bad.
You need to get away with it. People don’t know it’s coming from me. She’s so undercover with that sweet innocent voice.
But I think that’s because like how I live my kink life. Uh because it’s all very like PG to the outside world. Then you know behind closed doors they would never know.
Oh closet freak. I don’t see. Goody two-shoes and Bianca do not belong in the same sentence.
Somebody needs a spanking in chat. I know. Exactly.
I voted on your poll about caging your man. Yes. And I think I went ahead of everybody.
I have to do that as princess Leah. Your dick is getting caged. Oh.
So listen we’ve got enough time for a couple rounds of dirty minds. And I picked out a card. And so the name of the game is guys I’m going to give you some hints of some very dirty naughty little hints.
And what you want to guess is the very mundane basic thing. That I’m describing. All right.
So I’m going to give you the filthiest descriptions to the most common household goods. All right. So after your panties are wet you really need me.
Washing machine. Yeah. Oh that’s close.
If you got a too big of a load I might go down on you. Oh. Oh my god.
Washing machine. You can’t overload. Patty got it.
Dryer. It was a dryer. So just so you know the other clues are sometimes you have to pay me to stick your dripping things in me.
Money. After I’m done you can pull out your wrinkled one. After you get me hot I’ll give you a tumble.
And yes the answer was clothes dryer. Miss Harper why don’t you pick one. Let’s see.
I’m in the wrong fold. Hang on. Pretty much.
Can’t hear you. I sit on a man’s face. A mustache.
Dang it. That’s so cute. Dang it.
Mustache. For a quarter. The rest are the cues.
Hitler had a small one. Colonel Sanders had a big one. Women usually shave me off.
If you trim you can make me look smaller. Nice. This is great.
I love this game too. Let’s go with Miss Krista. Why don’t you pick the next card.
All right. I am eight inches long and made out of latex. Bilbo.
No. You can wear me for protection. Condom? No.
You have to be careful not to stick your finger in the wrong hole. It’s not glove? It is glove. It is a rubber glove.
It’s a rubber glove. Rubber gloves. Surgical glove.
Yes. That counts too Patty. Beautiful.
What about Goddess Michelle? Oh fun. Okay let me see. Let me pick a hard one.
Oh I like hard ones. Is that one of our clues? Is that the first clue? Oh I wish but no. The first clue is you have to pay someone to get on me.
A roller coaster. No. And no not a roller coaster either.
No. Train. A plane.
Nope. Next clue. I could give you a Trojan.
A horse. Internet. There you go Bianca.
Computer. Bianca got it. Oh good job Bianca.
I would not have gotten the internet right with you. I think this is the wi-fi. That’s really good.
I would not I would not have gotten it. You took two guesses so great work Bianca. Thank you.
All right Miss Bianca why don’t you pick the next card? I hate it. The first clue is I can keep your post erect. You can use me to fill your big crack.
Wood. Concrete. Krista.
Yes. That’s so nice. I can last forever.
I’m much stronger with a rod shoved inside of me. You could lay some pipe inside of me. Yes you can.
Eddie said construction workers. Like a tree split. Spoken like a tree split.
That’s fucking awesome. Brilliant. Harper did you pick a card yet? Yes it was the mustache.
I see all right. Hold on. Hey Cassandra.
Oh I got a good one. No I don’t got a good one. Let’s see hold on.
When my basket is stuck out in front of you you have to put it out. Or excuse me you have to put out. Collection plate.
Oh it’s close lady. Coming inside me can be a religious experience. Church.
Eddie already has it. Yes. Eddie good job.
I usually have a big organ. When you give it to me it’s tax-free. God that makes me drenched.
And the Pope has a big one. Sacrilegious. I love it.
If the Pope has a big one it says hat. All right. Miss Harper why don’t you pick the next one? Let’s see.
If you get me toasted I’ll get harder for you. Bread. Bagel.
You can stick your hot salami in me. Poster. Poster.
If you shoot too much sauce in me I could drip all over your face. Oh my god. Fun.
No. If I’m too thick it takes two hands to stick me in. Bread.
Dough. No oh you’re so close. Stromboli.
If I’m uncut I’m too big for you to handle. Bagel. I keep and I keep guessing the same things.
I’m gonna get a different answer. You just made I win? I win. Yeah you won it.
What is that? Sandwich. We were very close. You guys I found a really good one so I want to go again.
I’m very sorry. I found a good one and I want to go again. After a few years my bush got younger.
President? Close. I once had a slick willy inside me. The White House.
That’s so good. Yes. Tricky dick finished prematurely.
It was a big surprise when a tall Johnson entered me and over 43 men have come inside me. Oh my god. No wonder they call it the White House.
So filthy. I love this game. I love this game.
I’ve got a good one. Go for it. You stick me between your legs to use me.
Vibrator. No. When you’re on me it’s hard to stay erect.
No on tampon, no on bicycle. Hard to stay erect. Unicycle.
Cover on my rod. Oh yeah you got it right. Patty got it.
Pogo stick. Pogo stick. Oh that is a good one.
That was a great one. Wow nice job. The other one is you usually do me outside.
You go up and down when you’re when my shaft goes in and out. That’s fucking brilliant. Miss Bianca why don’t you pick the next card? Okay let’s see.
All right I hang between your legs. Pants. Skirt.
Boat. Sometimes you have to pinch me to make it fit. Penis.
I’m so lost. Oh my god. After a little trim I’m usually poked by a professional.
Oh my god what? Can you say that again? You were laughing. After a little trim I’m usually poked by a professional. Oh.
I can’t. Putting your legs in the air exposes more of me. What the fuck is this? What? Okay the last one is I always start at your crotch.
Inseam. Yes Becky. I have to I have to confess I have to confess I saw that card earlier and I didn’t get it until the very last um I didn’t I have to confess I did I did see that card because that’s such a hard word to even think of inseam.
Damn. That was a tough one. That was a good job.
Maybe some of these guys over here that get their pants like that might have got it. Matt says deez nuts. I think the truck balls was the funniest.
That is a great answer for anything. Truck balls. Truck nuts.
Well we’re getting to be a little long in the tooth but before we wrap up I want to see does anyone have any announcements? Yes. Join horse school uh sunday night. Oh I almost said tomorrow yikes.
For the 10th anniversary special I’ll be giving away door prize. You have to be in the discord server and you have to be actively in the chat but then you get free shit. That’s a good one.
Yes. I’ll go next. We’ve got Strokeathon coming up so get your entries in.
If you enjoy having 15 masturbatorises telling you encouraging you to come see if you’ll be the last one standing and win yourself a prize. I’m going to drop a link real quick so you guys can go check it out if you want to learn more. We’re all here for questions.
Oh thank you Bianca she was quick on the draw. Very nice. I’ll be participating popping my cherry.
Are there any other folks in here who any other mistresses popping their cherries and doing this for the first time or second or third time? I am not for the first time but I’m definitely doing it. You are? I’m doing it for my second time. What? Yeah I’m doing it for my third time.
You get added to a special hidden channel here in the discord where we’re posting severely sexy things that we don’t generally post in the discord. Yeah and actually just so you know I’ve got a um stroker training package that for the cost of roughly an hour discord session you’re going to get the hour session. You’re going to get a 10 minute erotic audio and you’re going to get five very naughty pictures of me to inspire you.
That’s right and actually I’ve got one more announcement. We have booked our next hot seat and it’s just around the corner. On May 8th join us.
We’re going to have goddess Rachel come and pop her mistress hot seat cherry and I’m really excited about it. It’s going to be really fun. So make sure you submit your questions, right? Femme fatale incarnate, yes.
Rachel’s brilliant. And I have tomorrow night, I have a special show tomorrow night. It’s going to be tackling the issue of why gay men are more stigmatized than lesbians.
Oh, so I’m going to have to come to that one. Right, that’s great. And I’m going to do it in such a way that you get to see it through crystal glasses.
Oh, and the view through crystal glasses. Are those like rosy? Maybe a little peach colored. Oh, or maybe that champagne fizzy kind of vision.
Definitely going to, it’s definitely going to make you look at things a little bit different. And one other, one last announcement. I have to look out for our other girl gang lady that’s not here tonight.
Give Miss Hadley a call. She is our mistress of the month. Yes, she is our mistress of the month.
And trust me, you will have a lot of fun with this lady. Oh my God, yes. That’s her website, by the way.
Check her out. Oh yeah, couldn’t be more fitting. Well, everybody, I have to say thank you so much for coming out.
We’ve got one, two, three, John. We’ve got Bobby, three, seven, eight, nine. We got Caroline.
We’ve got Demi Owns Me, Dr. Spankinsign, Callie the Sweet Girl, Mott, Patty, Pink Panty Boy, Prisoner to Kay Marie, Rampant Sloth, Sir Unomo, Sitting Bull. And of course, we’ve got our lovely ladies here. And thank you guys all for coming out for game night.
You guys know I love a good game night. Oh yeah, we’re so happy to be here. Game night rules.
Good night, everybody. Have a good weekend. Good night, everybody.
Practice up for that Stroke-a-thon. Bye.
