Listen to “Body Neutrality With Hadley” on Spreaker.
It’s under the notifications under, yeah, there it is. I see it. If you just scroll down the soundboard under notifications and sounds, it says Airhorn.
Yeah, that’s where you can turn it on. You can delete it. You’re off sound.
That’s tempting. I’m sorry, it was an accident. Delete that one too.
Be mean. I didn’t mean to. I was looking.
Sure. Look at her. She’s so innocent.
Oh, no, it was an accident. Honest. Sure it was.
Of course it was. How can I possibly do something so horrific? Got me through most of my life. Thank you, though.
Yeah. I must have my muted because I can push the buttons, but I don’t hear anything. Hear me.
I can hear you. I just can’t hear the soundboard. Tonight in particular that sort of matters.
No, I’m ready to go soundboard. We are ready to rock. Outstanding.
Patty has an absolutely not at all. Perfect. Okay.
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Hello, everyone. Thank you for joining us all. I’m mistress Hadley and welcome to the public popping of my Femdom Friday hostess cherry.
You can pray. You can find me here is LDW Hadley and discord Empress Hadley on X cesspool that it is. And Hadley.
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Sex goddesses that I have with us tonight. Speaking of which. Let’s see.
Sex goddesses. Shall we introduce you all? Let’s see. Ms. Krista, would you please go first? I am Ms. Krista.
And you can find me at phone sex, fetish blog.com. You can also find me on Saturday nights on kinks and drinks. Here every Friday night. And I am also on.
Blue sky. And. I’m back on X. I got let out of prison.
I’m on parole there. So. Anyway.
And here are my, all my pertinence. So you don’t have to listen to me. Rattle through every one of those.
That was considerate. I’m back on X too. Amber sadly.
Oh, I said that already. Nevermind. Sorry.
I’m repeating myself. Cause I’m nervous. Ms. Bianca, would you please introduce yourself? Hello.
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And femdom Fridays. Thank you. Delightful.
That was beautiful. God is Michelle. Do you please be next? Absolutely.
Oh, can y’all hear me? I thought I was on mute. Sorry about that. You can find me the melodic master basics and your current mistress of the month goddess Michelle over on the master Batrix.com. You can also find me over on X your girls recently free to, from the Twitter jails, um, at T-H-E-E, The Divine Me.
You can also find me on Blue Sky at themasterbatrix.bsky.social. And thank you so very much, Patti, for sharing those credentials in the chats. Hooray! Thank you. Next we have the ever delightful and always chaotic Mistress Harper.
Could you please treat us to your voice? I’m all over the place. I’m on Twotter, um, uh, Enchantrix Harper. No I. There is a typo in there, but that’s what happens when you’ve been on Twitter since 2011.
Twitter’s trying to spank me as well. They think I’m fake. Those fuckers, they don’t know who they’re messing with.
You can follow my blog, fetishphonesexblog.com, for all of your dirty, dirty content that you desperately, desperately need. Don’t worry, I got you. I understand.
Everybody’s horny nowadays. You can also hop on over to whoreschool.net because I have a podcast. Whoreschool’s been running for 10 years now, since 2016.
Makes me sound slightly younger, right? Whoreschool is adult sex education. You will learn something. My goal is to hit 500 episodes in the next two months.
Where are you now? 496. That’s only four more episodes. You got this.
Hell yeah. Yep, I’m basically there. I’m, I’m, yeah.
Sold. Done. Finished.
Good luck. Next, last, well, I mean, depending on who comes in later, but our ever delightful Mistress Hunter. Yes, yes, I am late, but I’m here.
I’m usually late. It was a feat for me to get here on time at night. Yeah, but yes, I’m Hunter.
You can find me, well, I technically am on Twitter. I’m trying to get there a little more. Empress Hunter, you can find me on Discord, which I’m also trying to be here much more, LVW Hunter, and especially in the Stroke-a-thon group here on Discord, if you’re part of the Stroke-a-thon.
And if you’re not, why not get started? And then my blog is intelligentfantasies.com and comeeatingfantasies.com. And I have a radio show on Thursday nights called Hanging with Hunter, which I believe will not be here next week, but the following week will be on Discord. And I think that’s everything. Oh, and mine is not educational.
Mine is not educational. I don’t even know from one second to the next what we’re going to talk about. So there is that.
Who doesn’t love an agent of chaos? I know, right? It is fun, though. I got to go hang out for a little bit last night with Miss Hunter, and that was an awful lot of fun. Highly recommend.
That was fun. I’ve gotten to do it, too. I’m generally not real quick at getting past the technology to get into places, but yeah, it was a great time.
I love it. Recommend it Hanging with Hunter. Also, you said the magic words.
Stroke-a-thon. Stroke-a-thon is coming. And so will you be May 23rd.
You must sign up before the stroke of midnight. Strokers. On May 22nd.
Get it in now. Space is limited. First come, first serve.
There are two ways to get in. You can do a 30-minute call with any of the participating mistresses. Spontaneity is quite fun, Tali.
Or you can go to the phonetics assignment website and just get yourself an entry. Just purchase it and support your local strokers while you’re stroking yourself. You get a full hour, if you can stand it, of 15 mistresses in your ear saying the filthiest things that we can think of.
And if you’ve been calling, you should know that that is quite a treasure trove. You don’t want to miss it. Also, as it is the first of May, Multi-Mistress May is back for Master Ben Bianca.
You cracked me up. That meme is hilarious. Multi-Mistress May is back this year.
We’ve got a fantastic special. Your second mistress is free for the first 10 minutes or $16 off any Multi-Mistress calls over 10 minutes long. Cannot be combined with any other offer.
Mention it to your dispatcher. Must be 18 or older, of course. Matter of fact, if you’re not 18 or older to be here, go away.
This is not for you. Come back later. Outstanding.
Thank you for being here, everybody. These memes are cracking me up. Expectations for the Stroke-a-thon.
You should expect a riotously good time. Lots of filthy talk. All kinds of JOI.
A little bit of teasing and humiliations, perhaps, but it is going to be a non-stop encouragement for everyone participating to go screaming toward orgasm as fast as they possibly can. And your job is to resist. But, as we all know, resistance is futile.
And if you don’t have the privacy necessary to actually do it, um, I don’t. I don’t. I don’t.
I’m sorry. That sucks. Yeah, it will be futile, but very fun.
I hope so. Well, we do have an option for the people who can’t participate. Like, it’s sad.
But a bunch of us are putting audios into the store. Oh, right. I’m just saying.
All I have to do. You’ve got yours there, mine is there. There’s like six of them so far.
All you have to do is buy each of them or we’re going to be putting them, as many as we can together, in a playlist. And then you’ll get a little discount on them. But you buy the audios and then you set up a playlist on your audio player and you hit random and then let’s see how long you last.
Not that long. Oh, we also have a playlist that we put together last year during Masturbation May. If you have any, like, if you want to practice your rhythm and edging, y’all remember our Beat Off Beats? I’ll put them in the chat.
Oh, we’ve had that for a bit. Beat Off Beats. Yes.
Yep. Yes. Yes.
And if you’re using our private server, then you already have access to this. So, just saying. And our private server.
And as far as the Stroke-a-thon goes to, I am hosting an after party with some fun stuff going to happen after the Stroke-a-thon. Well. Drinking some drinks.
Oh yeah, we’ve got all kinds of goodies for y’all, right? Yes. After party. There’s always something going on in the Empire.
Always. Mm-hmm. Thank you.
So, today, Masturbation May, moving right along, as we have discussed, and so we will be discussing a couple of favorite subjects of mine. And I have been told that some people find me a little bit, I have a reputation for being deliciously strict and demanding. So, I decided to gratuitously mindfuck everyone and do my very first Femme Don Friday on self-love, self-care, and body image acceptance.
Specifically, body neutrality, which is, in a nutshell, not seeing your body as something that is a detraction from you, or if only this, if only that. And not necessarily getting to the other side of that pendulum swing with, my body’s great and I’m so hot and everything about me is delicious. Most of us would find that a really stretching sort of goal anyway.
This is about body neutrality, which focuses on what, not what your body looks like, but what your body does, what your body can do. It’s the vessel that carries your spirit around, and we’re going to talk about that today. And then, we’re going to talk about more masturbation, because it’s Masturbation May, and we are going to love ourselves until we are all nice and sweaty, so strap in strovers.
And then last, but certainly not least, we are going to discuss the correct way to spell masturbate. There’s a correct way. Fuck it, we’re going to do it.
We’re going to do it first. Thank you. You’re welcome.
There is one E in the word masturbate, and it’s at the fucking end. The middle has a U, like turbo. Turbo.
Thank you. Yeah, you’re welcome. It’s a weave.
Oh, it drives me nuts. Yeah. Yes, I hate it.
I hate it so much. We hates it, Precious. We hates it.
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E. Masturbate. Turbo.
Turb. Turb in the middle, like perturbed. I won’t be perturbed if you misspell that word.
Okay. Oh, glad that’s done. So, first topic.
Let’s talk about body neutrality. Quick show. Isn’t C.C. Oh, that’s for Miss Hunter.
Something about anal sex. I’m scandalized. I’m clutching my pearls.
Patty. Patty, darling. You and your double E’s.
You should call me, darling, and we can talk about it. So, I found a lovely worksheet about body neutrality and how we can care for and respect and take care of our bodies, even if we don’t necessarily find ourselves in a place to love them at carepatron.com. And some of these beautiful, lovely mistresses have also seen it. And so, we’re going to talk about things that our body can do.
I’m going to start with Miss Krista, if I have everybody. So, okay. Consider the characteristics that make you different from others and celebrate that shit, girl.
What makes you fucking awesome? What’s unique about you? I am taller than most women. And a lot of people don’t enjoy, you know, taller women. I love being tall.
I love putting on a pair of four-inch heels and being over six foot and towering over some of the littler guys. I love doing that. And I own my height.
I love it. I love it. I’m about 5’9″, and I don’t really tower, but I’m taller than the average lady around me.
I like being tall, too. I do. I love it.
I am just, like, just a tiny, tiny bit under 5’10”. You might as well just go ahead and call it 5’10”. Oh, nice.
And I do wear heels often. I’ve made no secret about it. With those legs, you absolutely should.
I have over 300 pairs of heels. Yeah, like sex in the city. Yeah, so I do love my height.
I love it. And Patty said you’re looking for women over 6’3″. I’ve got a friend who’s 6’8″.
Just kept growing. Yep. Yeah.
It’s great. It’s great, Krista. Thank you.
Yeah. Next, we have Goddess Michelle. So there are lots of things that we can do to take care of our bodies.
Eating delicious food, exercising. What do you do to keep that fucking delicious, hot, birthday cakey, fantastic, delicious body in shape? How do you care for it? Tell us, tell us. Oh, that is such a good question.
I’m so happy to answer this. One of the things that I really enjoy doing for my body, and it also does help my mental, is spending time in nature. One of the ways that I do that is hiking, because I absolutely hate working out in a gym.
I have to trick myself. And going out on a hike and checking out the wildflowers in my area, or stopping by this really awesome creek that I get to walk near, is something that is just wonderful. Navigating those rocks and that slipperiness out there helps me out a bunch with the physical and the mental aspects.
Another thing that I really like to do is on my weekends when I’m off work, I make sure to get plenty of rest. And I always make sure that I’m going to pass out and stay sleep, because I’m a bit of a light sleeper. And because of my shift, I typically wind up sleeping during the day.
So I just cum a bunch. I cum a lot, and I pass right out, and I sleep so hard. Yes.
And I don’t wake up for at least nine hours, so I make sure to get nine hours. That’s the perfect spot for me. Another one of the things that I really like to do is dancing.
It’s so fun. Me too. Right? Just let your hair down.
Unleash those hips. Maybe shimmy a little bit. I typically like to dance around in the shower, if I can.
I’ve got those nice little traction thingies at the bottom of my shower, so I can move around a lot inside of there. And I love it. I broke sharks at the bottom of my shower.
That is adorable. And absolutely what I imagined at the bottom of your shower. Scare.
And I think the last thing that I really like to do is, I’ve really gotten on this sour cherry kick, because the, right, it’s, I can’t remember everything that it does for you, but it’s spectacular for my skin. So I make tonics out of it. And one of my favorite tonics has lime and cherry in it, and you top it off with a little bit of magnesium powder, and it is spectacular.
Helps relieve the nervous system. It is a really great way to just relax. So those are some things I like to do for my body.
Nice. Thank you very much. Absolutely.
Thank you for the spectacular question. You’re welcome. Next question is going to the ever lovely Mistress Bianca.
So our emotions and sensations can change with us when we’re doing physical activities, walking, dancing, and we have different sensations and emotions. Can you tell us a little bit, like, how do you feel when you’re using and moving your body? That sexy, delicious, 12 out of 10 fucking sexy smoking body? Oh, thank you very much. Right back at you.
Holy shit. Lost my train of thought there for a second. Me too.
I forgot what we were saying. Go ahead. Oh, physically moving your body and how it makes me feel.
Y’all know I love that there are some heavy circles around. The gym is like my third home. The endorphins are amazing.
I have never really connected to my body as a mistress or a sexual being as much as I do now, because these last three years of weights and that mind body connection never really clicked for me. When I’m out walking and playing and writing, I feel free. And you don’t get that freedom just from anything else.
At that moment, I’m not thinking about what size dress I’m wearing, if my titties are starting to hang a little low, or, you know, how round my ass. Okay, when I’m on a squat rack, I’m always thinking about my ass. But everybody see this cake I’m building? Okay.
I get it. I’m caked up. I love it.
I work hard to keep my advice for everyone is some sort of physical activity. I don’t care if it’s chair yoga, if it is stretching, oh my god, stretching and flexibility is going to be what gets you through your aging and everything. I’m not going to be, you know, 6065 and not be able to get myself off the floor.
That’s why I moved. That’s why I love the way my body feels. And let me tell you, you might be sore the next day, but you did that.
You got up and you moved. So I agree. That’s me.
I’m always trying to get especially women into the gym. Because when after leg day, I’m in a car, I’ve had to start bringing my lush with me. Because I get extremely horny.
And I’ll turn on my seat warmers. And I’m just like, I guess I’m having orgasm down the highway. Because it connects so many chemicals in your body when you move.
Shadowbation. I might wreck with you though. Okay, I’m an edger.
Shadowbation so much fun. I love it. Talk about coming down the highway.
God, it’s me, Shawlette. I’m completely distracted by that woman’s ass that you just posted. I can’t look at the next thing.
She sent me into a trance. That’s how I imagine Bianca. Just shaking it.
Oh, well, thank you. Just working it. Imagine all of us.
This is my now. There’s an exercise chair. Your abs are going to be amazing.
Are those cuffs for your ankles or to take? Oh, yeah, the floor for your ankles. And then there’s some more on the on the backside. I just noticed that for your hands.
Oh, yeah. Oh, honey, you’re not going anywhere. I love this.
That right there is my version of the Sabian for the poor people. I love that. Poor man.
Poor man, Sabian right there. I’ve been on the Sabian. That’s a story for another day.
I broke mine. I wore mine out. Same.
I believe you. Looks like the dinettes that I dream about. That’s mixed.
That’s hilarious. All right, Mistress Harper. This is about encouraging ourselves to treat our bodies with kindness, acceptance, what they can do.
So how do you treat that amazing, delicious? This is talking about baths. And now I’m thinking about Harper partially covered in bubbles. Not too many bubbles, though.
How do you show kindness to your body? Oh, kindness to my body. My God. How do I always sound like you’re providing kindness to your body? I mean, how do you not show kindness to yourself? You have to.
You must. You’re practically fucking required. You got to be kind to yourself, babies.
Life is way too fucking short to be mean to yourself. So when you’re doing things and going throughout your day to day life, oftentimes you’ll run into a moment where you you think to yourself, well, if I was taller, I could reach that if I was thinner, my life would be better. If, if, if, if, you know, whatever negative thought pops into your head.
And for so some of our sissies might be like, if I had bigger tits, I’d be happy. That’s a negative self thought. That’s you’re being mean to yourself.
Why are you being mean? So yes, I show kindness to myself by giving myself the grace. So if something’s too heavy for me to pick up, I’m not. Oh, I’m a total failure because I can’t lift this.
No, I just need better leverage or maybe somebody to come help me pick this heavy thing up. You know, if you’re trying to move 60 pounds of cat litter or whatever, there’s nothing wrong with not being able to do a thing. I 100% agree.
I 100% agree. So I pay very careful and fulsome attention to my self-talk, the way that I think about myself. It’s important.
It’s really easy to hear yourself saying things like, oh, I’m an idiot. Or, oh, I didn’t know. Or, oh, I don’t take the picture of me.
My stomach is blah blah. I once, I was at, I was in Ocean City, Maryland at the end of a very long road trip. We made it to the east coast in the water, and we were standing and looking at it.
And there was a lovely family, and they looked exhausted, who had been doing this with children. So probably a smaller version of the same thing. But they were going to take a picture.
And the mom would not let anybody take a picture after this epic trip. And they’re at the ocean. She wouldn’t let anybody take a picture of her.
But she didn’t even make up on her face. I just felt so, well, I mean, I’m always me. So I opened my big mouth, and I said, take a picture of your face.
It’s not your enemy. And she looked at me, and I shut up and let it go. But how can you not be kind to yourself? I agree.
Be nice. Look, you may not be where you want to be right now, but you ain’t dead yet. Agreed.
Tomorrow’s another day. Take it easy. Be kind.
Be gentle to yourself. You don’t have to beat yourself up. The world’s going to do that for you.
Fuck the world. Fuck anybody. Fuck anybody who tries to treat you bad because they’re like, well, but you’re too fat.
Well, but your tits are too small. Well, but your ass is flat. Well, but you got a small dick.
You know what? If that turns you on, lean into it. Otherwise, fuck that. For sure.
There are like nine people who have all of those things on the entire planet. And those people are in Hollywood making bank, and they’re not going to look at any of the and they’re miserable because there’s something else flawed with them. There’s always, there’s always some picky, stupid reason to be like, well, I suck.
You know what? A lot of people make a lot of money off of you thinking that you suck. Fuck those people. I agree.
100% agree with that. Yes. Let’s see what else Miss Hunter thinks.
She’s next up. Those of you who know Miss Hunter knows, know that or may or may not know that she has a body that she has worked very hard to transform and do things with over the years. So if you think about parts of your body that you feel really good about or grateful for, what parts of your body, what do you love about your body in general? What do you love about it? What makes you happy about it? It’s the fact that you’re fucking hot.
Well, you know, what I have learned through the years is that if you don’t force yourself to see the positive in things, if you have the viewpoint of, oh, I have a little flab here, or, oh, my body fat’s a little higher, I may not win this competition or whatever it is, because I used to be a competitive bodybuilder and a triathlete. And the one thing that that has taught me is that you can do very bad things to your body under the guise of doing good things. And that’s not really, you know, or under the guise of thinking it is a good thing, because you will look smaller or you will win that race.
And sure, you will. But at what price do you pay that always shows up later? So my advice is a little bit of everybody’s. Harper had the great advice about it’s all, you know, and I think you did too, Hadley.
Just go with it. Accept what you have. Be happy.
Look for the things that you are happy. Whatever you have that negative self-talk, I put in the chat. One of the biggest things that was most impactful for me is not physical.
It’s mental. And it’s changing. So I am thankful that my body gets up every morning and performs the things that I need it to do.
And I no longer ask it to do things that are superhuman, because I think that that’s what it needs to do. And if my body says, fuck you, I need to rest, I really do try to rest, because we only get one body. And so I feel like we need to be kind to it.
We need to be kind to ourselves mentally. We need to be kind to our bodies physically. And I think it’s all one big thing.
I think we are all our own worst critic. And we would never allow anyone to talk to us for an extended period of time the way we talk to ourselves, or even view us the way we view ourselves. If somebody else said, oh, your ass is big.
And I’m looking in the mirror, and I don’t want a big ass. And I say my ass is big. Or I say, well, you’re an idiot.
Well, somebody tells me I’m an idiot. I’m like, fuck you. But I tell myself I’m an idiot every day.
Or I used to. I’m trying really hard not to do that. So anyway, that’s my best advice, is it’s not really about how you look.
It’s accepting where you are, and being OK with it, and allowing yourself the grace. It’s a little bit of what everybody said, to be honest. I agree.
And we’re going to move in a second. But there’s one last question that I think is worth addressing. So I’m going to take it myself.
Because we are critical of ourselves. And we all say, I’m an idiot. Or I’m fat.
Or my legs aren’t long enough. Or my hair is too straight, or too curly, or too blonde, or too brunette, whatever the… We are too X, or too not Y or Z. And we are quick, in general, people, if you’re a good person, you’re very quick to urge your friends to not think that way about themselves. To forgive them their foibles, or their quirks, and not even think about the fact that they’ve got short legs.
When’s the last time you were going to hang out with somebody? Like, gosh, I don’t want to hang out with Hunter, because her legs are just a little bit short. That’s fucking ridiculous. Her legs are a little short.
No, my legs are fine. I have T-Rex arms. I’m just saying.
Oh, shit. Oh, I got to draw a line somewhere, Hunter, and that’s it. I know.
Stop it. Stop talking about my friend like that. Right? So when I think about things, it’s about coming at ourselves with… Coming at… Oh, that’s fucking great, Callie.
…things that we can forgive ourselves for. And I think it’s… We’re all aging a day at a time. I’ve recently forgiven myself for not being 22 years old anymore.
22 is way in the rearview mirror at this point. But I’ve forgiven myself for not looking like a 22-year-old. I mean, I keep it right and tight for sure, but I’m not 22.
And if I’m thinking about it, I don’t want to be 22. I’m better at life. I’m better at life.
I’m better at this than I was when I was at 22, for fuck’s sake. So forgiving myself for not being 22 and really focusing on what my body does for me in a neutral sense, as part of what we’re talking about, I think is really important. As I said at the beginning, it carries my spirit.
It bears me about. And I’ve got the right number of everything. I’m happy about that.
And everything seems to be functioning the way that it should be. And I need to remind myself that I don’t have to be 22. And I don’t have to be the shape of an A-list movie star.
I’m fucking hot the way I am. We all are. And that’s got to be enough.
We need to be happy that the things that we’ve got fucking work. And that’s what I have to say about that. And that’s all I got to say about that.
Exactly. That and don’t misspell, don’t misspell masturbate. Does anybody have anything important to add? I was trying to keep an eye on the comments.
I was, I was thinking about, I recently, well, recently, I did an episode of Horror School on sex and disability. And one of the big points that I kept making for Horror School was, it’s a very simple fact, the level of able that you are right now is transitory. It will change.
You will not always be as able as you are right now. Life happens to everybody. You’re going to trip and fall and sprain your ankle and need to use a crutch for a while.
And if you’re really lucky, your body will heal from that and you’ll go on with your life and you won’t have to use a crutch anymore. But some people, you’ll trip and fall and break something really important in your knee or your ankle and wind up needing to use a crutch or a cane for the rest of your life. Or something else might happen that causes you to become disabled.
So, I think while you are abled, becoming comfortable with body neutrality towards yourself will help you as you age, as life happens to us. And if it doesn’t help you, it will help the people you’re in a relationship with. Because the odds only compound.
The odds that you’re going to become disabled at some point are extremely high. The odds that somebody you love is going to become disabled is also extremely high. And so, if you can get to a point where you can look at yourself and say, it’s okay that I can’t do this right now.
Then you’ll also be able to get to a point where you can say, it’s okay that my partner can’t do this right now. And I can help. I love that.
That’s like self-compassion, right? It’s self-compassion that you act out into the world and you bring it forward. You bring it to other people and it’s a lived form of compassion that makes life worth living. Can I piggyback one thought on that? Oh, sorry.
I just want to say a wise matriarch once told me that it’s not what happens to you or the circumstances you’re in. It’s how you handle or react or what you do with those circumstances. And it’s really difficult sometimes to remember that.
But I think if you always try, sometimes you might just find there is some kind of bright side that you just didn’t see or some good thing that you didn’t know about and wouldn’t have known about if that bad thing hadn’t have happened, so to speak. So, that’s all. I dig it.
I love it. And all I was going to say was just that your relationship with yourself is the longest relationship that you’re going to have in your life. So, it is very important that you start doing the work on having a good relationship with yourself.
And a big part of that is accepting what your body can do. And if you’re able to challenge yourself on moving maybe a little bit beyond what you’re capable of, that will help you as well. Just maintain that honesty with yourself on what you’re able to do and what you can’t.
And there’s nothing wrong with the things that you can’t. Honoring the fact that there’s a lot that you can do versus what you can’t will help you a lot. I agree.
Are you familiar? There’s a, I think, is it Toby Keith? I don’t remember. But there’s a country song, I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever ever was. And there’s a line, when my body says, you can’t, my pride says, oh, yes, you can.
You can. I love that song. And I think that all of that is like what we’re talking now is in the spirit of that.
Like, you’re going to have moments where you can and moments that you can’t. Those are really good points. And that’s funny you mentioned Toby Keith because we’re from the same, he’s from my hometown.
Like, we’re from the same home. Oh, yes. He had like a bar and grill there, too, where like it was supposed to be like this upscale place, but they sell, they sold like fried bologna sandwiches.
It was very interesting. He was an interesting character when he was. What? Bologna’s not upscale? I mean, I guess.
Yeah, it was just this really fancy place and you could go in and order a fried bologna sandwich. It was great. Oh, outstanding.
I would, I would like to add just one little thing to all this topic is. For sure. Something that’s really important for everybody to remember.
You know, you have to treat yourself with the respect that you deserve. And what I mean by that is you deserve all the respect that you’re willing to give yourself. And you cannot respect others if you cannot respect yourself.
So you will never get into the relationships that you’re looking for if you can’t treat yourself right. It starts with being happy with yourself. People will give you exactly as much shit as they know you are willing to take.
Yeah, exactly. Yes. But it starts with how you treat yourself.
You can’t treat somebody else decent if you can’t treat yourself decent. Well, see, if you if you can’t get all the way up to I love myself and I’m happy with myself and I’m contented with this. If you can’t get there, at least aim for neutral neutrality towards yourself, right? Instead of rampant positivity, because rampant positivity when you’re depressed or when you’re you know, in an objectively bad location and time and space, like you’ve just gotten a diagnosis or something and you’re like, Oh, this is really bad.
This sucks. You know, you can at least get to neutral towards yourself instead of actively hating on yourself. So start with neutral.
And then your goal can be body positivity. But body neutrality is a really great place to start or to work towards or to attain. Agreed.
I love it. So that actually brings me, brings us to self-care. And what better way to self-care than to be a mistress and have people self-care for you? It’s masturbation, Mae.
We’re talking about masturbation affirmation. But my question to the mistresses is, generally, if there’s one thing that you could do for self-care, what would it be? Oh, hands down, masturbation. Masturbation.
Masturbation. Yes, masturbation. Rub it, hug it, smack it, poke it, twist it.
I dig it. Oh, another. Miss Krista with the wand chairs.
Yes. The DIY wand chairs. Unfortunately, I could not find one that actually had the wand that actually works.
And that is the Dami 2. I need to just go ahead and make a picture. I was just going to ask you if these are pictures of your own personal collection. No, no, no.
I have moved away from the magic wands and all of the plug-in ones because the Dami 2 is just so far superior. I do like it, but I still, my original wand was the best. And there will never be anything that compares to that.
I’m sorry. There just won’t be. But my magic wand hasn’t come out of my drawer since I’ve killed my first Dami and moved on to having two more.
Yeah. Well, and like I said, the new ones are not the same as the old, old one. There’s a huge difference.
Once they sold, it’s not the same. I have a double-ended toy that is, God, it’s got to be 20 years old now. And I’m going to cry when it dies because it’s got these two springs on either end of it and a motor in the middle.
And those springs make it kind of move in and out without any effort. And it is just an amazing toy. And I have not been able to find anything even remotely close to it.
Question, Bestie. When are you having a slump? When are we having that slumber party? What slumber party? Oh, I thought we were planning one. I guess that was a fantasy in my head.
Sorry about that. Well, no. I am open at any time.
Sorry, girl. Oh, I thought maybe it was something like on a show or something. Oh, no.
My door is always open to the mistresses. Oh, girl, we need to plan one. Could you imagine a Simbam Friday’s Mistresses slumber party hosted by Miss Krista? Weekend on the Island.
Hmm. I love it. I can vote in some, you know, some subbies and toys for us, too.
Oh. Oh, I’m not far from the Air Force Base. And, you know, they do have some choice morsels on there.
I love that, Hadley. My mind just went off. Whoops.
I am suddenly lost. What happened? I’m sorry, ladies. I have to run.
Thank you again for a fun time. And I hope to be back in a couple of weeks. Love it.
Have a good night. Thank you. Thank you.
Bye, everybody. Good night. Bye.
I’m glad we got her answer to that question before she had to go. Can you hear me? Yes. I’m always so tempted to say no.
My computer screen is completely black. So I’m glad you can hear me. Oh, that’s terrifying.
A little bit. Why is your screen black? What did you do? Oh, there you are. There we all are.
So. Black is not as bad as blue. Blue is the scary screen.
For sure, if I disappear forever, you’ll know. Just know that I loved you before I went. It’s, uh, I don’t know.
It’s being persnickety. Doesn’t usually do this for this long. But here we go.
Time to replace it. Taking advice on what I should get for a new laptop. So the next thing, while I’m waiting for my screen to come back.
We have a little game. A masturbation game. And there are, I found a lovely list of techniques.
40 god-tier masturbation techniques. And I am going to, if I ever get a consistent screen back on. I’m going to read you the name of the technique.
And I want to see if you can tell me. In the comments. This is audience participation as well.
And mistresses. What you think, what god-tier. No cheating and looking it up online if you’re doing that.
Knock the fuck off. Don’t steal my thunder. I want you to tell me what you think that technique.
Like, what is it describing? What is that name describing? So for example, like the first one is the basics. Right, so that’s obviously move your hand up and down. Start slow, build up.
Grip it and rip it. That’s the basics. So the next one is chalk the cue.
What god-level technique. God-tier technique is chalk the cue. You just grip the head and you twist your hand on it.
Just a little twisty action from the wrist. Like you’re chalking a cue. Yeah, grab all of that like you’re chalking a cue.
Yeah, good gift. I love it. How about the hand in hand? I imagine it’s like gripping the base, right? And maybe doing something to the head.
Like closing your fingers over the head and gently turning. Obviously, it’s where you hold hands with your best friend while you masturbate. I like that better.
That’s a good one. Is it like taking both your hands and like making like a large fist and like holding your own hand and putting your dick through it? Oh, I like that. I love how… I love the variety of answers.
They’re all so fucking perverted. The lovely people here say that you clasp your hands together sort of like you’re trying to warm them up. You just put them in the palms together position and rub them back and forth.
Oh, that’s the fire starter. That’s what we call that. How about spin the wheel? Is that like doing your favorite thing on top of your head? I do too, Addy.
It might be a little bit more contextually difficult for me, but I’m in. I’m sorry, goddess Michelle. What did you say? I was just wondering, is that anything like Demi’s favorite move where you don’t use your hands? You just swing your dick around in a circle? That situation? Because I’ve seen some… I love that too.
The helicopter. No, the helicopter is when you try to make your dick swing in a circle like pasties. Isn’t that what she just said? Was it? I was talking about the motion of how like a circular motion, just like making it move with no hands.
Yeah, I was picturing it like back and forth, like you wag it. Okay. I looked at it as the old… Oh my god, that gives me heart.
It’s… You grab your shaft and then you like toward the base and you spin it like you’re playing with a spinner toy. These are both hands to control speed and direction. I think we’re going to have all of these.
I think it’s going to be a signed reading after tonight. It’s pulse-clinic.com slash 40 wank techniques. My favorite… My personal favorite is the dragon through the curtain.
Oh, that’s what I was going to say. This is more a logistical tip. This is more about logistics than the actual wanking.
I will tell you that. I tell you what, if I catch somebody rubbing their dick on my curtains, I’m going to be like livid. I knew somebody one time who got really turned on by hair and so you could just drag your hair across it and you’d be like… Oh, that’s… Yeah, I’ve done that, the hair job.
Maxie Petunia got it through the fly. Yes. There you go.
Short on time. You just whip it out, get to it. No need to take your pants off.
That’s great. Very, very, very clever. Mesh the cucumber.
I’ve never heard of this before. I think it’s assuming… Are you like hollowing out a cucumber? And everybody thinks I’m the one who’s dangerous. Holy hell.
Oh, my. Mott, the English cucumber is strong. I know.
Meshing the cucumber, just pull back the skin and give the head some love. It’s like unwrapping a present. I think that assumes that you’re uncircumcised.
Oh, that does sound like… I would love to see that on someone uncircumcised. Oh, I love uncircumcised dick. A turtleneck.
Hope we have some uncircumcised guys in the Stroke-a-thon. One of the funniest things ever is Bad Moms, when the freaky girl is talking about uncircumcised cocks. Oh, my God.
That whole skit was so funny. If you haven’t watched it, you need to. What was it called again? Bad Moms? Bad Moms.
It’s got… Oh, my gosh. Mila Kunis in it and a couple of other people. She is the main star.
And the freaky girl talks about what to do with all the foreskin and all that with an uncircumcised guy. And it is fucking hilarious. Let me add that to my queue.
Nice. I love these. How about Wrap the Sausage? Lube and Saran Wrap.
Is that taking your balls and pulling them up? Is that like when you take your balls and put them up on the bottom and let it make like a little encasement down there for like a little extra sensitivity? I like that. Yeah, I was thinking lube and Saran Wrap. Wrap it up.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Wait, really? I love that. Yeah, find a plastic bag or something you put in the sofa hole and then insert your penis inside and do it like when you have sex with someone or practicing to have sex with someone.
So the neater version of pouch fucking. I see how it is. For sure.
I mean, you know, stick their dick between the cushions. And if they’re like, what about the mess? That’s a you problem. Ray, I’m not there.
That’s a you problem, not a me problem. Oh, I love it. Oh, and this.
I agree with you, Callie, about so many things. Hmm, Saran Wrap. I feel so uncreative.
Sitting Bull, I feel so uncreative compared to these methods. Sitting Bull, I will tell you, like this is my, I mean, this is fun and, you know, I’m hanging out and I’m doing it. But like, I’m a fucking femdom and I will tell you that I hear shit every day that makes me feel like I miss a day of class at some point because I have no idea what the hell’s going on.
And it is one of my very favorite parts of being here. Yeah, I just like what? Cause I like some moose tracks. Like as far as vanilla goes, I’m a moose tracks kind of girl.
But some people want like their moose tracks with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and mustard. And that is oddly specific and it catches me off guard every time. So I feel you.
You’ve come to kink neutrality. Well, I appreciate what it does for you. Does anybody have any last minute announcements? I do.
I’ve got two. The first announcement is that my birthday is on May 22nd and you all should tune in. That should be easy to remember because it’s the last day to sign up for Stroke-a-thon.
Also, if you attend that show, you have an opportunity to win some free minutes to use in June if you do a multi-mistress session with me or any of the other ladies here on Femdom Friday. That will also include our mistress hot seat guest for the month, Miss Rachel the Femdom Enchanter. Nice.
And I will drop those in the chat here in a moment. Anybody else? I have been at the Empire for a year this month in Masturbation May. So I will be dropping some nice things throughout the month.
But just come celebrate with me and grab me for a couple of those multiple mistress calls and check me out. I’ve been here for a year. I’ve got my feet wet.
Let’s get all of me wet. Nice. Let’s not forget Miss Michelle is Mistress of the Month.
So you get five free minutes with the Divine Mistress Michelle. Added to your call with any paid one of 10 minutes or more. Must be 18 plus, of course.
If you’re not 18 plus, shouldn’t be here anyway. We also have something that’s going to make at least one of our listeners very, very happy. Hey, Pukaki boy.
It’s Multi-Mistress May. Second mistress. When you add another mistress for the first 10 minutes, it’s free.
So there’s no reason if you’re making a 10 minute call not to do that. Exactly. What’s better than an Enchantrix mistress? Two.
What’s even better than that? All of us. Who has the penis. And if you want analysis analysis, call Callie.
The dispatcher will tell you what to do. They’re skilled at this. They know what you need.
If you want a longer call, you’ll just get $16 off instead of which is the cost of adding a second mistress for 10 minutes. So good. Join us.
Yes, join us. Thank you for powering through after we cut you off, Harper. I’m like, I will get all of this out one way or another.
I will say it. And ADHD bitches, for God’s sake. Anybody else? Okay.
Well, thanks for listening to Femdom Fridays. And you can find us live every Friday at 9 p.m. Eastern on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. But you absolutely must be 18 or older to join.
Listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform. Thank you all. Have a lovely night.
I’m looking forward to next week. Bye-bye
