Listen to Chastity and Teasing Games with Mistress Demi
Hey, everybody, is my audio working? Oh, yes, good left and I came back and I’m going to bring. Happy Friday. Hey, whoo.
Yay, Friday. I see Miss Hadley. I see Miss Hadley.
Why? I think I think everybody tried to move you to the stage all at the same time. I love you all. I must say something and then flee.
I just got the weirdest phone call. A friend just got everybody’s okay. A friend just got t-boned by a deer.
I’m in the Midwest for a spell and it’s running season. There are dead raccoons like every 25 feet on the freeway because they’re the slowest thing. The deer have gotten aggressive.
So I love you all. Go check out my blog. It’s my very first post and I’m really proud of it.
I will dominate you.com. I love you. I cannot stay. I must go and help people who have been t-boned by a deer and a tick infested menace.
So I love you. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.
Mistress Andi, if you want to be added to the stage, let us know like smoke signals or something because we can add you but we don’t want to presume too much. Just a little. Well, hello, everybody.
I feel like I haven’t talked with you in like three minutes. You’ve been avoiding us. I feel neglected because Mistress Demi hasn’t been here.
Oh, I’m sorry, Mistress Harper. But you’re here now. Just picture me like snuggling up against you and resting my head on your chest.
Yes. Oh, Harper. Yep.
I’m going to get jealous. Such a tease. She’s a spicy tease.
I know. Very spicy tease. I am.
I am so excited about our drink for tonight. Will you tell us a little bit about it? Sure. It is called Demi Spicy Tease.
And, well, it’s got two ounces of fireball cinnamon whiskey in it. Four ounces of apple cider. A half ounce of lemon juice.
And you garnish it with an apple slice and a cinnamon stick. And you make it in a rocks glass. And this is not a shaken drink.
This is a stirred drink. I love it. I love it, Mistress Krista.
Thank you so much. And because of Demi, I am currently infusing some Atomic Fireballs with Absolute Vodka. Fuck yeah.
That’s going to be fun to make something with in the future as well. Yes. What did Mistress Meshelle say earlier? Fireballs.
Oh, balls of fire. Balls of fire. Balls of fire.
We’re going to have those balls burning tonight. I mean, if y’all are into that. Well, yes.
Yes. Yeah, pretty much. Yes.
Very much. Thank you. Fortress.
I see how it is. Well, Demi did say that we were going to tournament tonight, so. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we are. I fucking love it. Well, welcome to Femdom Fridays.
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You can listen to all of the podcast episodes. And you can also find transcripts, which is a team effort, doing the transcripts. Yes.
So fun. So fun. Well, it is Locktober.
And I’m curious, chat, how many of you are still in chat today? I opened the chat and the first message I see is, From Mott, I shaved my balls. I’m ready tonight. Fuck yeah, Mott.
Oh, Mott. I’m loving it. Although that does take away from some of the torturous part of being locked up.
Of course you’d see that. So sadistic. Dang.
I feel like even if you’re not locked, there’s some really fun ways to tease and torture and torment someone who is in mental chastity. That’s been a fun exploration this month. Yes.
Learning a lot about erotic exposure, which is nice to use on someone who’s doing mental chastity. It’s a great time. Yes.
And I’m also learning some rope tying techniques for folks who are in mental chastity. You know, you have a focus object as opposed to a chastity device. You’re having to do it by your will alone for all the Dune fans out there.
I love that. You get to be a mint hat when you’re doing it mentally. So kudos to people who are doing that.
Over in our chat, Miss Patty is doing mental chastity. She’s up to five days, which is the longest, right? The longest she’s personally ever gone without playing with herself. So that’s pretty impressive.
We celebrate that. That is awesome. Way to go.
Jim Ed says that he shaved and self-locked last night through today at work. And I can tell you that Jizzy’s little simp stick is adorable. I didn’t get to tell you that earlier, but that was cute.
Uh… Somebody could explain mental chastity to him. Okay. The short version is you basically decide that you are not allowed to touch yourself mentally and you just do not touch yourself.
Or you can construct a mental chastity cage. Some people do it. Some people don’t.
But you can construct a mental chastity cage. And that is your guidepost throughout your… I don’t want to call it abstention because it literally is chastity. It’s chastity.
So my podcast is Adult Sex Education. And it’s usually useful to define terms to make sure everybody’s on the same page. And so we defined chastity as choosing to abstain from masturbation or sex.
It’s rooted in the choice because you’re not in chastity if you don’t have a choice about it. If you’re in a situation where you just can’t, that’s not the same as being in chastity. You just can’t.
Or if you’ve taken a medication that has a side effect that means you can’t get it up, well, you’re not in chastity. You are having a medical side effect. Right.
Can we call that medically induced? No. If you’re taking the medication with that side effect for the side effect in order to induce a state of chastity, then sure. But most of the time, no.
It’s the same way that a chastity device can help enforce chastity. Well, so can a medication. Same thing.
I have a question for the mistresses. I was talking with Becky about this before she left us partying it up. We’ll be back on the 13th, though.
And Kinkology will be back on air on the 17th. But, okay, so Lactobar, mental chastity. I absolutely adore mental chastity.
I think it is harder to be in mental chastity than it is to be in a cage. For Lactobar purposes, I have told my stuffies, I am only counting if you have a cage. If you have a cage on you, then you are participating in Lactobar.
That is just me. And there’s no right or wrong answer. I’m just, I’m really curious about what the other mistresses think and what the listeners think, too.
I think Locktober is absolutely about the lock. Yeah. Whether or not you’re using that in order to pursue, like, chastity as in abstinence, or if you’re locked because you’d like to focus on learning how to do a sissygasm or an anal orgasm, you’re still locked in a device on your dick.
Very true. I’m sorry, what was the question, Demi, that you were asking to all of us? I’m so sorry. I am such a space cadet.
No, you’re fine. It’s that fireball. Yeah.
Would you count mental chastity, mental? Felicia French Fry, she thought I said middle. Would you count that as participating in Locktober? Oh, 100%. Not to discount mental chastity.
100%. To me, it’s like everyone has a different perspective. And whenever we’re talking about BDSM or kink, there are different ways to approach it and different mindsets to approach it from.
And I feel like not everyone is attracted to the idea of putting a cage around their genitals. Some people, that’s just a thing that’s never going to appeal to them. But the idea of chastity does.
So I think it’s great that there’s another avenue for people to take who don’t necessarily want that physical reminder. Yeah, I get that. And not everybody can wear a device.
So, yeah. Ability definitely comes into play. A well-fitting cage made out of an appropriate material is not cheap.
You know, you can probably find one for $20 on Amazon, but it’s probably 3D printed. And the material it’s made out of, those have a tendency to break a little bit. They’ll crack.
They’ll crack on your junk. Which is not… Sharp edges. Shards, yeah.
And then you’re in your stuff. Yes, exactly. Exactly.
So if that’s outside your price range, try mental chastity. I’ve seen people do in chastity where they take like seven pairs of panties and wear those. Or I’ve seen them use… I’m in pain.
Krista, your show, remember? If you were there, you remember that, right? Oh, yes. I’ve seen them use jockstraps. I’ve seen some things.
Yeah. I’ve seen guys that do mental chastity that do jockstraps. Felicia says, my old plastic cage eventually cracked.
And it pinches and hurts like hell. Oh, does it? Left your heart, Felicia? Not liking that. Those are your bits.
Yes, the sound of jingling keys is a trigger sound for Locktober. I love that, Maude. Yes.
Yes. That’s what it is for me. It’s the lock and the key for Locktober.
But I very much have so much respect for people who do mental chastity because it is not easy. It’s not. I think it’s easier to lock yourself up and give your key away and you have no choice in the matter.
But to mentally… People are trying to do it. But I do believe that it is, you know, part of Locktober as well, because the mental lock, if you do it right and you have the resolve, that mental lock is just as powerful as a, you know, physical lock. So, Jay Hotch said, what happens during a call when you’re in mental or physical chastity? Is there still stroking involved? No.
You’re right. There’s not. But there’s some fun things you can do over the phone.
And I want to talk about one of my favorite ways whenever we get into the teasing part. Oh, yeah. Really quick.
I want to get Miss Bianca’s… Miss Bianca, do you… How do you feel about mental chastity and Locktober? I agree. Mental chastity is very hard to do. And you’ve got to tell yourself it takes a lot of discipline.
And I do respect that discipline. But, oh, my God, a man in a cage looks so nice. It’s so pleasing to the eye.
And I read… Oh, something refreshed my mind. Someone just did a blog on about the different ways that they could put their keys like in ice and buckets and buckets and things and how they could keep their keys away from themselves with a long distance mistress. And I was just in love.
So I love to see a cage, but it’s mental. How about you? Yeah. Yeah, I, um, I love October for many reasons.
It’s my birthday month, but, um, Locktober, I love I love orgasm, denial and cock control. I love all sorts of control. So I have a lot of fun with Locktober.
But I also really love, love, love, love, love teasing. So I love even more fun in October because. I love to tease the fuck out of you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
And I just love it. I would really love to know. I have a blog posted earlier this week on femdomfridays.com. And we asked people to share their favorite ways they’ve been teased or they like to be teased.
But I want to hear from the mistresses first before we dive in to those comments. Mistress Meshelle, how do you. What techniques do you do? With teasing and chastity or teasing in general? Okay.
One technique that I do like to use if I’m because some of the chastity lovers that I’ve talked to this month have been kind enough to let me kind of riff and go off on my own. And one way that I really like to do is if they’re near a mirror. I like to have them go in front of a mirror and I tell them to describe what they’re seeing to me in the mirror.
And we do all of the teasing in the mirror. If I’m dealing with somebody who is in mental chastity, like I may have mentioned this here, but I know I mentioned it earlier with you gals somewhere else, but I’m learning some rope tying techniques. And I’ll have whoever I’m speaking to, if they have any rope with them, I walk them through some tying techniques for their member, especially if they’re in mental chastity.
And having them tie themselves and describe it to me seems to be something that causes a little bit of leakage, causes some stiffness, but they can’t do anything except for bind themselves. Now, if it’s somebody who’s locked up, I still like using the mirror trick, but I typically have them either use some kind of a vibrator on their cage and to describe to me what they’re doing and also to let me hear it because you can hear it with a vibe. But I have them turn it up and turn it down based on what I’m hearing.
And then from there, if they’re still having trouble or if they’re wanting to stop there, we stop. But if they want to move further, that’s when we get into a little bit of temperature play. But I’ll leave somebody else the opportunity to describe that if that’s your favorite thing to do.
But I mainly like to put people in front of mirrors and make them see themselves and describe what they’re doing to me. And that seems to be extremely hot for a lot of the people that I’ve worked with so far this month. I’m hoping to keep it up.
So if that sounds hot to you, hit me up. Yeah. I want to be.
I’ll get I’ll stand in front of a mirror for you. Tell me everything. Don’t you? Holy cow.
I’m in. Yeah. I love those little egg shaped ones.
If you can, if you have one or if you can find one, I love those little egg shaped ones because they just slip into a pair of panties. So nice. Yeah.
I have the 11th fairy and I haven’t used it as often as I should. It has a magnet on the back and you just put it on your panties and go about your day. Oh, and if you have a metal cage.
Love. Those are the ones I prefer. I love metal cages because there’s so many things you can do with it.
Oh, yeah. Tell us, Krista. What teasing techniques do you like to use and what do you do with those metal cages? Well, my favorite thing to do is I’ll have them get a little like, you know, the little leashes that are that are metal as well.
Some kind of chain like that. I’ll have them get the chain and then I’ll have them attach the chain to the tip of the device. And then I’ll have them wrap around the chain around the tip of the love dance dummy.
And then I have them give me control. Oh, fuck yeah. And it hangs and so it’s pulling on it as well while it’s vibrating.
Oh, that’s one of my that’s one of my fun ones. Like I said, I do prefer the metal because there’s so many more things you can do. As Michelle kind of touched on the temperature differentials and well, metal and ice.
Well, you know what that does. Especially if you do ice and vibrations together. That’s fun.
That’s hot. That’s really hot. What about you, Harper? What are some of your favorite teasing techniques, especially in Chastity? I know you love Chastity.
Oh, God, we lost Harper. Did you lose Harper? What did you all do to her? I’m kidding. No, Harper.
There she is. Yay! Yay, we can hear you now. Oh, that sexy voice is so calming.
It was like, we’re not detecting anything from your mic. What? What? Fuck. It’s all that space age software you’re using.
Oh, my God. I’m going to set fire to something. I swear.
To a cage? It still thinks that you can’t hear me. It’s exciting. We can hear you.
I’m sorry. What did you do? What are some of your favorite teasing techniques? I know that you really love Chastity. Oh, my God.
Lorna. Okay. If they’re in a cage, we are going to rub the cage across a vibrator.
It’s going to happen. And my favorite method involves a flat surface, a bed, a couch, and put a pillow on it. Put a vibrator on top of the pillow.
Turn it on. Leave it there. Kneel over the pillow with your legs spread nice and wide.
And then, as if you were fucking, try to rub your cage across the vibrator. Yeah. Yep.
Yeah. Feels amazing. Drives them absolutely nuts.
At no point will they ever get enough friction to do anything about that. They’re just going to be up there. Hop in a vibrator.
You’re going to try hard until they fall asleep. Wonderful. I’m going to be there a while.
Try hard until to unconsciousness. Mm-hmm. Now, if they’re in mental Chastity, I don’t want to push them to the point of oopsie doodle.
Because that maneuver, when they’re not locked in Chastity, is also an awful lot of fun. Add a butt plug, and you can turn a sissy into an absolute mewling mess. Oh, yes.
Oh, mercy. Yes. Yeah.
So if I’m teasing somebody who’s only in mental Chastity, well, we’re going to get very comfortable with all the rest of your skin. You’re going to touch and tease and stroke. We’re going to pay attention to your nipples, the insides of your thighs, the backs of your knees.
You’re just going to touch yourself all over very lightly. And there’s this technique I learned from a friend who was a massage therapist. It’s called T-touch, where massage, you’re trying to move the muscles.
T-touch, therapeutic touch, you’re only moving the skin. So it’s a touch that’s super-duper light, and it only moves the skin over the muscles. And so that’s what we’re aiming for.
And you do that for 30 or 45 minutes, and it feels amazing. And it will also drive you slowly insane. Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah. I love Patty. I know.
I’m trying to learn to move the skin, but it’s not popping up too much. Oh, Patty. No touching.
Let it pop up, though. It’s okay. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. As long as you don’t do anything about it. Yes.
Yeah. It’s choosing to abstain from masturbation and sex. It’s not choosing to abstain from an erection.
Mm-hmm. Those just happen. That’s part of the fun.
I want him to have an erection in that cage. Uh-huh. Well, Patty’s not caged, so… That’s good.
That’s fun. What about you? You’re going to be so sensitive after this. Right? Right? I’ve gotten some new ideas from a couple of you ladies, and some tried-and-true things that I like to do.
Of course, vibrators are so fun. I love the egg idea. I’m going to have to incorporate that.
I use a lot of mind messing with. I want to know all of your triggers, and I want to weave my way in, especially as a distance domination kind of thing. And somebody’s holding your key, or you’re hiding your key, or you’re trying to mentally not touch yourself.
I like to try to make you touch yourself, and then get you in trouble if you do. But I do have a lot of brats, and they are always begging and wanting out. And I just remind them, why are you doing this? Okay, you don’t need me anymore? All right, I understand.
They’re like, no, no, no. So a lot of messing with their minds, and teasing, and sometimes I’m like, all right, you just stay in your cage. I’m getting out a toy, and you can just listen to me.
That’s my favorite. But in person, it’s a lot of touching, a lot of manhandling. I love the 8-0 plug thing too, Miss Harper.
Oh, my gosh. But yeah, just a little bit of everything. Everybody is different, and different rules apply sometimes.
Absolutely. I love it. I love all of the techniques.
I love all the techniques that were shared. I love to use toys. I really like the hyphy for caged teasing, because you can put it in between those splits in the cage.
And tease, I do love that. One of my favorite techniques would be avoiding that area altogether. Teasing nipples, I absolutely love nipple play.
Using vampire gloves, and doing some sensory play with the gloves, Ortenberg wheels, temperature play, even some e-stem. That’s always fun. Finding their erogenous zones, and teasing those parts.
I’m not sure if anybody has tried to give themselves an orgasm with their nipples, but it can be done. Oh, hi, Sissy Roberta. It’s so good to see you.
I love that. Behind your knee, your inner thighs, your sides, your neck, the small of your back. Using wax play, that’s always a lot of fun.
I did have an ex-boyfriend that I put in chastity, and it was just for like, I think a month was the longest stint that we did. But I used to be absolute fuck out of him while he was in chastity. I got these leather straps that had dildos on them, and I would always play with them around his mouth.
So a dildo would be sticking up right over his mouth, and it secured behind his head. And I loved to tease him that way by, you know, letting him see me very, very, very close. Down onto that toy, right on his face.
And he would be strapped down, so he would not be able to touch at all, which I fucking love to do. I wrote a blog that’s very similar to that. And in the blog, I put the straps around his chest and around, right above his cage.
And, well, you’ll have to read the blog to find out what happened. But another way I’ve loved to tease was when I had this same boyfriend in chastity, and I would grind on him and grind against the cage. I’ve even lulled the cage inside.
And just seeing the look on their faces, knowing that they want to feel. They want to be able to experience the fullness of it, but not being able to. I think that’s really hot.
Those are some of my favorite teasing techniques. I do love the strappy dildos. Those are a lot of fun.
Thank you, Harper. Harper shared a picture of vampire gloves. Oh my god.
They’re really fun. Rubbing them in the most sensitive areas of your body. I was telling that Patty, a vampire glove is you take a thin leather glove.
And you can make your own. You poke thumbtacks through from the inside. Or, you know, the things for bedazzlers without the gemstones.
So it’s just the prongs of the setting poking through. They don’t stick up very much. They’re sharp.
And then you just gently rub them across people’s skin. Because it feels interesting. It’s for things like sensation play.
So you can use a vampire glove, a Wartenberg wheel, rabbit fur. There’s tons of things. Ice cubes, icy hot, people sometimes mess with.
Ginger. Or really minty toothpaste on mucosal membranes. That’s always fun.
Horse liniment, tiger balm, any of those. If it provokes a sensation, then that’s what you’re going to play with. And you’re going to mess with it.
It’s fun. I love that. Anything to make you squirm.
Yes, Andi. Anything to make you squirm. Well, we did get some really good comments.
On the blog. Let’s see. Jay says, I love being teased very slowly and very sensually.
Feeling that wonderful feeling of being used for goddess’s pleasure. It all starts in the mind with the tease of her words painting such a vivid scene. I love feeling her complete control as she takes me to the edge over and over.
As I find myself toyed with and utterly mind fucked. I feel conflicted as to what it is that I really desire. Owned and left craving more.
Hoping that those incredible feelings will never end. And like I spoke with Jay earlier. Well, it’s so good that it’s not in your hands.
It is such a delicious mind fuck. I’d like to read one of the comments that we had on the blog. We’ll be teasing the coming show each week over on the blog.
And asking you guys questions. About what you would like to hear us talk about. Or your thoughts on whatever we’re going to be discussing.
So make a habit of heading to femdomfridays.com. Every Sunday or Monday-ish. Because we’ll be posting. And if you leave a comment, it might get read on the air.
If you’re lucky. If you’re lucky, it’ll get read on the air. Harper, did you have a favorite comment? We had some really good ones.
The comment from Jay. That was a really good one. Like, that was nice.
Yeah. That was a great job, Jay. Simp4Demi said.
First, happy birthday month to Miss Demi. And then he thanked Miss Krista. For allowing him to serve.
And then he said. My favorite way to be teased. Was the time you made me stand in the corner.
While you giggled and ignored me. And has been playing in my head. The way you teased me.
And the anticipation of what you might do next. Drove me crazy. Love that.
Fuck yeah. And that was so fun. We got to hang out with Miss Krista.
And afterwards we went to her podcast. Which is every Saturday. Here on Discord at 9pm.
Drinks and drinks with Krista. So fun. We had a lot of fun.
Check that out. Tomorrow. Yes, it is.
The chat is here on Discord. The actual podcast is still on Podbean. That’s right.
It’s on Podbean. If you come to Discord. You can chat with us.
And she’ll send you a link to listen. I’ve been trying to listen. To all the other podcasts.
And my computer is like. I don’t want to. So I’m either going to have to beat.
The computer to death. Or I don’t fucking know. I’ll put it on my phone.
And I’ll listen that way. I swear I was trying to listen Miss Krista. I did.
It gave me a hard time last week. I downloaded the app. The Podbean app.
And then I was able to listen in. After I did that. I don’t know.
It’ll let me log in and do my show. But I can’t listen to somebody else’s. Because if I log in.
I’ll kick whoever’s on the air off. Oh, gotcha. Oh, that’s never good.
No. So I was like I was tearing my hair off. I was like I can’t listen to this.
And then. I’ll fuck you. In a bad way.
Oh. Yeah. Is there such a thing? Well, I mean.
Your inaugural. Show. And I pop in and I’m like.
It’s me now. No, no, no. And just so all you ladies know.
Any. If you ever want to go host with me. You just let me know.
I’d love to have you. You’re so sweet, Krista. Krista loves to keep us horny and liquored up.
I love it. Like, that’s the best friend ever. Right.
Well, the best friends. I just saw a meme the other day. And it had these two girls.
And in the background. Was this giant. Fist.
Toy. Hanging there. Now, there are a couple of girls.
I want to hang out with. I don’t know if I want to use their toys. But I want to hang out.
Yeah. I love it. Did you guys see? There was somebody who was.
All I’ve seen of it was a still shot. And it was somebody very professional. Looking in their home office.
Doing an interview. On one of the news channels. And right behind them on the bookshelf.
Was a rainbow dildo. That’s awesome. That is awesome.
I love that. That’s funny. I love it.
I watched a porn. And they had. The scene was a party.
And so they had the balloons. And instead of the balloon weight. They were all dildos.
So it’s like a bunch of balloons. Tied around dildos on the floor. And like that’s perfect.
Right? Like you have a little party favor. We should do that for Becky. When she comes back.
Oh my God. Yes. We should.
We should. A bunch of dildos. Balloons tied to them.
I love that. And not the Lego butt plug. You don’t want that.
I found that a while back. And was going to use it. Now Eric can beat me to it.
So I can’t do it. So all I can do is mention it. Oh no.
You can use it. It’s Lego. Everybody can use Lego.
See now I mentioned somebody. Trying to make a chastity device. Out of Lego.
And as soon as they start to get turned on. Oh my God. Stop it.
That would be awesome. Oh no. Now I did find an ice tray.
That made. Butt plugs. Yes.
That would be fun. That sounds like a lot of fun. Actually.
Do not give yourself. Butthole frostbite. Why not? Please.
You can do that. I’ve had a chance to use. I’ve had not me personally, but.
I’ve had a chance to use those before. Someone else used them. And they’re a lot of fun.
Like an ice cold. Dildo. Maybe, but a butt plug.
Because you’re going to insert it and leave it for a while. Now, if you’re going to fuck them with it. Yes.
Because it comes back out again. But. Don’t just.
Insert. Forget. Insert.
You won’t forget. You won’t forget. Forget it.
You have your own homemade lining. Now, what I would do, I’d make ice cubes out of it. And then serve punch with floating ice cubes.
Because it’s. I think that’s what it’s intended for. But it was a lot of fun.
You were going to say. That’s. That’s just my sense of sense of humor.
Does melt. It does melt pretty fast. It wasn’t.
It wasn’t in there for very long. And it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.
I highly recommend them. I have a link if I. Would like. I saw.
I saw a silicone. Ice cube mold thing. That would make boobie shaped.
Ice cubes. Oh. Oh.
I didn’t tell you guys. So. Last weekend.
With homecoming. My friend made. Cock pops.
She has a. She had a mold. Of a cock. And she filled them with.
Alcohol. And so. They were huge.
They were like eight nine inches. And she even like. Decorated them.
So like the tip was like. Covered in like. Crushed pecans.
And the balls were. Wrinkly and. They were really.
Really fun. And. Little.
Cock pops. Cocks filled with. Alcohol.
They were yummy. That sounds so cute. I wish.
They tasted good. They were really good. They were so good.
And it was hilarious. Everybody like sucking. It was fun.
You get to see your friends from a different angle. That right there. Is the true definition.
Of a cock. Tail. I need the.
I need the mold. For reasons. And.
That picture. In the chat. Yes.
Chocolate. Oh, yeah. Literal chocolate.
There is. Like a service. You can.
Build one of those. Yeah. There it is.
That is. The exact. One I saw.
Yeah. Thanks. Yes.
I love it. Someone has it. I see.
Yes. I love it. Oh, my.
It’s a lot of fun. I highly recommend. Would you recommend.
Just out of. Curiosity. Anybody.
Seen that. Picture that I posted. Of the set.
Of the golden. Girls. No.
They have a. Cake pan. Hanging. Oh, my.
Yes. Oh, my God. Oh.
I thought it was. The longest. I really did.
They were such bad. Bitches. I love it.
Right. Yes. We have a game.
Oh, yeah, we do. We have a game. Oops.
Right. Oops. Do we have enough time? Yeah, we have enough time.
Yeah, we can make it quick. Yeah. Also, I have to let you know, if you search for chocolate dildo and you have polluted your Google search the way that I have, it’s really hard to find an actual actual chocolate dildo.
And not just a chocolate dildo. Euphemism. Oh, the game is so fun.
Patty. So, it’s called Friendly Feud and it’s played just like the game show. It’s played.
But the questions are not typical questions, of course, because we are Femdom Fridays and we like to get freaky here. So, we’re gonna do that. I’ll go with the first one.
Chat, you’re gonna give us your answers in the chat. Name something you have that you wish was bigger. Sorry.
I think I know what everybody’s thinking. Salary, rest, my bank account. These are good answers.
Sorry, I was just expecting. Book collection, I love that. Closet, yes.
Ooh, yes, Andy. Boobs. Aww.
Ability to study. So serious about Patty. Music library, I can totally see that for you, Prisoner.
Yes. Prisoner’s always sharing music facts and trivias and stuff on Enchantrix Empire. I love to read your posts, Prisoner.
Record collection. Ivy says, all of that can be bought with my bigger bank account. I just want to be flexible.
I got you, girl. Yes. So, the top answer was bank balance.
Second highest was house. And then we had car, breast, penis, vacation time, closet, and bedroom. I’m shocked nobody in the chat said penis.
I know. I love that though. Right? Ugh.
Oh. Okay, fine. Not just penis.
Oh, this would be such a great time to play the penis game. I’m just kidding. Ooh, wait, what’s the penis game? Penis.
Well, we’ll see who can say penis the loudest. It’s so dumb. It’s so dumb.
Penis and vagina. Walking through the store. Here’s a new use for you.
I found this really great egg separator. It still has the logo on it. It has the logo.
I love it. That’s really gross. It’s metal.
It can be sterilized. It’s fine. Yes.
Nothing that an autoclave won’t fix. Prisoners that did it come with a key. Pro tip.
All those little luggage locks have the same key. Oh, wow. That is good to know in case you get locked up.
Don’t tell them that, Amber. Don’t tell them that. I know.
It’s terrible, but it’s true. Those little ones like that, those are useless from a security standpoint. They all have the same basic lock shape.
Oh, yeah. Patty is like, isn’t that a major security flaw? Yeah. Spend a little extra and get a better lock.
I would always pop my friend’s diary open so easily with the endo scissors. No, I never did that. I got some new luggage, and it has a combination lock on it.
I see it. Okay. I love this.
It’s a dangle. I love it. It’s a penis.
Dirty old broads, I love them. If you have Disney+, they have all of the Golden Girls episodes. I’m just saying.
I started watching it again from the very beginning. The house was Blanche’s house, and so the dick-shaped Jell-O mold with an easy reach. Eye level makes sense because it was Ms. Devereaux.
It was hers. Patty is like, that aired on normal daytime TV, and that made it through? Oh, yeah. They were spicy.
Oh, yeah. It’s like Disney. People don’t realize how dirty they were.
If you’ve got the original case for The Little Mermaid, you’ve got some money in your hands because all of the spires on the castles were dildos. They were all dicks. They were.
They were all phallus. Every one of them. And they made it to market.
People bought them. I actually have one that my older sister bought. And, yeah, they’re worth a little bit now.
So, yeah, shit like that gets through. I love that. Miss Bianca, would you like to read the next card for us? We’ll try another round.
Where might you hide something you wanted to smuggle into prison? Where are we hiding things we’re smuggling into prison? Your butt. He’s a nurse. Is that what it’s called? Really? Roberta said under my hat.
Chrissy said my prison wallet. Prisoners at my traveling companions. But y’all are bad.
You in a cake. Like you bake a file into a cake. I put it in your hair.
Underwear bra and a book. And y’all just went there. Just wanted to be in the butt.
I knew that was going to happen. I did it. I don’t know.
I don’t know. I didn’t know. Your cock jello.
Y’all, I need you to know that the low for overnight where I am. It’s going to be 60 Fahrenheit. I know.
I have to look. I’ve got that beat. It’s the lowest it’s been.
It’s lower than that right now. Yeah, it’s been getting cold. Very cold at night where I am as well.
The high today was 92. Oh, get out of town. No.
I’m so sorry. It’s Texas. It’s high 80s and low 90s.
This is our fall. Right. Welcome to Texas.
Y’all. Y’all. The accident only comes out when somebody insults Texas.
Then I’m like, well, how did there. I love you. Ain’t you just a precious little thing.
God love you. Bless your heart. God love them.
Ain’t you just special. No cattle. Although I’m from east Texas.
So sometimes it comes out a little bit more. You want some sweet tea. Sweet tea.
Oh, sure. Now, you know, you do. And he said, my favorite is that dog don’t hunt.
I’ve heard that. You don’t even ever watch anymore. You ever watch king of the hill.
Oh, yeah. I love boom power. Talk like that.
Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang. Get up on there. Yeah.
I got relatives that talk like that. So every time boom, how it talks, I’m like. I’m having flashbacks to the family reunion.
It’s wild. You can understand it. You heard that, you know what they said? And it’s like, yeah.
I lived in Louisiana for a while when I was in the air force. And oh, my God. You get some of those creels and some of those Cajuns.
Oh, my God. You don’t understand. Okay.
Sure. Next Friday. Okay.
I got relatives down in Beaumont. It’s over there between Houston and Louisiana. If you ever want to get mugged, go to.
Go to New Orleans and call it New Orleans. You will get mugged because they know you’re not from there. Oh, it’s Nolens.
Nolens. Nolens in Louisiana. Oh, we have a newbie in the chat.
Happy to bring. We have a newbie in the chat. I’m done Friday virginity.
Congratulations. We’re so excited that we get to. Pop that cherry.
Friday. Just in time for the end. I know.
Always. Yes, it did go by really fast. Time flies when you’re having a good time.
It really does. Thank you all so much for. Joining them down Friday.
Tonight. Again, you can find us live every Friday night here on discord at 9. PM Eastern. But you must be 18 or older to join.
Don’t forget to listen to the replay. Tomorrow. On our blog.
Or wherever you listen to your favorite podcast. Thank you so much, ladies for. An amazing fucking evening, Krista.
Thank you for the fireball. Guys, make sure you check out. Kinks and Drinks with Krista.
At nine tomorrow evening. And then on Sunday. We have Miss Harper.
At 11. With Whore school. Does anybody have any.
Announcements we have the blog train. Going on right now. So check out mistressofmore.com. And start there.
Follow the train and make sure these comments on. The post the measures have come up with some amazing stories. I do have one other thing.
Give miss Blair. Some love this month. She is the mistress of the month.
Yeah. Miss Blair. So give her some love.
You get five extra minutes with Miss Blair. Every 10 minute or more. Session.
Definitely hit her up. And she has a lot of fun. So.
There’s that too. Yes. We’ll be back.
So definitely show us some love and listen to. Friday the 17th. Stay locked and stay horny.
We’ll see you next week. Bye guys. Bye.
Bye everybody. Good night.
