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It’s my favorite time of the week. I’ve missed you guys so much. We’ve missed you desperately.
I know we’re so glad to have you back girl. It’s good to be back. It’s good to be back.
Hello everyone in the chat. Hi. LDW pet just head.
Patty. Landon. Addie.
Olivia, thank you for gracing us with your presence this evening. I haven’t seen Olivia in a long time. Hello.
Oh, she’s been around. Ivy. Demi.
Tina Aaron. Ooh. I love that picture.
That’s sweet. Yes. I love it.
Demi owns me. Of course. Hey there.
Mr. J. 88. And. I’m going to say smiley face.
1, 2, 3. John. I hope I got that right. Thank you.
Did you miss Tina? Hi. I said, hi, Tina Aaron. Yep.
Looking out. Yeah. There you go.
We’re so glad to have you here. I hope everybody’s a week has gone pretty well. Everybody feeling, feeling nice.
Feeling right. Oh, yes. Yeah.
And this drink. Helping. Oh, the drink is delicious.
Hell yeah. Do you mind dropping that down in the. I’m doing it right now.
Hell yes, bestie. Thank you. The drink is delicious.
You guys. Oh my God. It is a. It’s a take.
It’s kind of a spinoff of a white Russian. It’s a white Russian. But with.
With some. Candy cane. And peppermint.
Syrup in it. So it kind of gives that. And some chocolate also.
Oh, yeah, you do. Candy cane and chocolate. That’s.
That’s good. That’s good. Vodka and Kahlua as well.
If that don’t make you want to go fuck Santa Claus, nothing will. Yes. Yes.
Well, congratulations, Patty, on the end of your exams. We’re so glad to hear that. Hope you get to chill in here with us tonight.
Yes. And just like. Every from down Friday, I would like to welcome you all to our live show.
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Or wait for us to share the link, because we love sharing those links. To get us started off. Would you lovely ladies mind introducing yourself to our audience and letting them know at least one place they can find you.
Miss Becky, we will start with you. Well, hello, everybody. Can you hear me? I didn’t see my green box for a second.
But don’t worry. My box is fine. You can find me.
At intelligentphonesexcalls.com. You can always find me here on discord as LDW Becky. And you can email me at Becky@Enchantrix Empire. And that is three.
Count them three. Beat that Demi. Okay.
I am goddess Demi. And you can find me at sensualcocktease.com. And I’m here on discord at LDW dummy.com. You can email me at Demi at enchantrix empire.com. Find me on Twitter. At @DommeDemi. Well done.
That’s for. Miss Hadley, would you mind letting everyone know? At least one place they can find you after you introduce yourself. Well, hello.
Mistress Hadley, and you can find me at Iwilldominateyou.com. And you can email me at Hadley at Enchantrix empire.com. Or Hadley at LDW group.com. Or you can find me on Twitter at Empress Hadley.
Or. Blue sky, social Empress Hadley. There’s five.
Oh, Look what you started, Becky. I know. The last person’s going is going to have quite the feet.
You can find me on Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday. Miss Harper, would you like to take up that gauntlet? And see if you can add.
Some more ways to find you. We’re up to it. Seven ways.
Six. Five. All right.
Only five. Y’all are in trouble now. Yeah.
She just needs to know when to stop herself. I’m trying to count. I’m trying to count here.
All right. You can find me. I’m Harper.
I’m on blue sky. Harper. Enchantrix dot.
BSKY dot social. You can find me on Twitter. That’s number two.
For those keeping count. Enchantrix Harper. There’s no I. Yep.
There’s a typo. Accept it. Enjoy it.
You’re welcome. Love it. Roll around in it.
I am on our Enchantrix Empire social network. You can find me over there. Harper.
Sexy. I have my blog. Fetishphonesexblog.com.
Feel free to jump over there and pester me and leave comments. I also run whoreschool.net. That’s number five.
Because I have number six. Whore school. The podcast is your adult sex education podcast that airs live.
Every Sunday evening from 11 to midnight on the East Coast. It’s eight to nine on the West Coast. Yeah.
Oh, and it’s my birthday. So happy birthday. Yeah.
Happy birthday. Six ways to find me. There you go.
I feel bad for whoever has to follow that up. Seven to you, Christy, Krista. All right.
I am. And you can find me at phonesexfetishblog.com. That’s one. On Twitter.
Krista and chance. That’s two. Blue sky.
That would be. Ms. Mz. Krista dot BSKY dot social.
You can find me on Saturdays on Kinks & drinks. You can find me on the Enchantrix Empire. And.
I don’t remember what my. Oh, I am just Miss Krista on. Enchantrix Empire.
Ms. Krista. And you can email me at Krista. At Enchantrix Empire.
Dot com. I think that’s seven. Yeah.
How about that? Done. That leaves it to Michelle to come up with eight. Oh, I’m not competing.
I’m the hostess. Very cute. And just remember the masterbatrix.
You can find me on the masturbatrix.com. You can find me on blue sky at the master. Matrix dot BSKY dot com. We can just keep it simple there.
You all enjoyed that. Love it. Well, for this lovely evening.
We are going to be taking part in some holiday icebreakers. You know, just break the ice. Get us all comfortable.
Relieve that tension. So that we can get into the real reason for the season. You know, bitching.
Walmart. In the middle of the day. That’ll take care of that.
Walmart in the middle of the day. Yeah, that’s all you have to do. If that don’t make you want to go on a three state killing spree, nothing will.
Well, I don’t want to kill anybody. I just want us to bitch. Well, that’s why I don’t go is because I know my limits.
I can’t go to Walmart. See, I have my groceries delivered. I know that sounds kind of.
Yeah. I do when I’m in Mississippi, but here. Shit, there is nothing getting delivered.
If you order some on Amazon, good luck getting it within a month. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
You’re kind of out in the boneyard. Yes. Yeah.
You kind of got it. What was that? I didn’t hear you. Sorry.
I said, and if it snows, make it a month and a half. Well, first things first, I wanted to go over a cup. Well, there’s not any rules to this.
This really is just. Give us your honest opinion. And don’t worry.
We’re not judging you because we’re, we’re being just as a. Snippy, just as messy, just as, you know. Holiday, have some fun as everyone else. So y’all ready for these questions and to be honest and truthful.
Message to shame the devil. Well, here we go. First, first up.
Have any of you ever regifted a present? Be honest. Be honest. Every gift all the time.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I have a friend. Thoughtful about it. Yeah.
I have a friend who her birthday is a week before Christmas. And we went to her birthday party and I saw that her get a specific present. And then Christmas came along and she gave me the present.
And I was just like, oh, and the girl that she gave it to was also there. And it was like a week later. And yeah, we were all like.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I would be bad.
No. Oh, that’s. Proper.
I love that. I have a little tub that I keep. Gifts in that, you know, things I don’t really want to keep.
But they’re good to. Give to somebody. Should I need to get a pinch? Yeah.
That’s great. It’s the. You don’t have one of those.
Right. If I can’t use it, but I know somebody who can. Keep it.
Keep the love. Pass on the utility. Yeah.
Okay. We all know that you have an addiction to shopping on the Twitter store. Or the idea.
I know. I know. Don’t call me.
This is what I’m talking about. Real skinny. The real skinny.
The amazing thing about it is that not only does she have a little shopping addiction. She doesn’t even open some. I’m sitting here right now.
Opening some of the packages that I got. I ordered shit for Christmas. And I’m like, Ooh.
Maybe I’m going to keep this. I just like to buy this stuff. And then it comes and I’m like, oh, yay.
A present. And then I just, I literally have boxes. A pile of boxes.
I don’t even hope in them. I don’t know what’s in them. It doesn’t matter.
Yeah. I’m sorry. Someone buys stuff and doesn’t open it.
Yep. I mean, I rip open boxes. I’m like, I got a box while I was on the phone with Demi and I was like, sorry, hold on.
Excuse me. And I’m just ripping and tearing the box open. Ripping and tearing.
Your bare hands. My bare hands. That’s right.
That box is mangled. Oh, my sissy boys here. Hello, sissy boy.
Hello, sissy boy. Miss Blair is here. Miss Blair.
Just invited you to speak. If you want to come speak with us, you can. You don’t have to though.
Of course, now that you’re here, you do have to introduce yourself and we’re up to nine different ways. It’s going to be like, what’s up? This isn’t requiring that Blair. I am not requiring that girl.
Unless you really want to. Well, it sounds like the general consensus is that regifting is okay, but there are quite a few people who don’t engage in the practice. I just know that it was like super scandalous whenever I was younger, like you don’t regift and make sure you put a, send a thank you card for every single thing you get.
So thank you card. Yes. That’s super sweet.
But wow. I like, I don’t know about all that. I still do it to this day because it was just hammered into me.
Yeah. I don’t even do Christmas cards. There’s no way I could do thank you cards.
Same, same, same. I was just about to open my mouth and say, do you guys do Christmas cards? I was thinking about that. If you ever get a Christmas card from me, it’s because I really, really like you as a person.
Oh, well then where’s mine. Yeah. I’m not going to beg that question.
I don’t need that one answered. Crazy. I don’t have any stamps.
I lost them. Yeah. I have no idea where they even sell them at.
Well, onto the next question. I think this is going to be a fun one. What Christmas theme food do you think is the grossest? I’m going to raise my hand real quick.
And say that German chocolate cake is fucking disgusting. It’s gross. I hate it.
I don’t like that. Whoever invented that for the holiday shame on you. There’s one worse than that.
There’s one that’s way worse than that. Which one? I think I know what you’re going to say, bestie, but tell us. Okay.
Oh my God. Oh, my God. My parents.
It’s an E.A. fruitcake. My parents sent me a fruitcake last year, so this year the fruitcake company sent me a magazine, you know, to add to buy more fruitcakes. So this year I sent my parents a fruitcake.
Oh my god. How in the hell do you not have a catalogue? Thank you, Mr. Capone. There’s a fruitcake company.
It is a fruitcake that they’ve been passing around since the 50s. Because they have a standard fruitcake, and then they have a deluxe fruitcake that’s covered in pecans all over the top. And they also have—hang on.
There you go. Because I had it right here. So they got the deluxe.
They got the super deluxe, which has more of the candy stuff on top. They’ve got classic pre-sliced. That’s separate.
A gluten-free cup fruitcake. That is so dark-sided. I’m sorry.
That is evil. That is so evil. There’s a reason I sent it to my parents.
I was like, oh, you thought of me. Well, I thought of you, too. Here.
The fruitcake. I think I have the worst one. Just talking about fruitcake.
And I guess, you know, it’s a whole process to make fruitcake. I’m not a fan, though. I think I appreciate it.
I haven’t tried it too much. I haven’t tried it too much. I think I would like it, though.
I mean, I think. That’s a good one. Yeah.
I feel like I would like fruitcake. Fruitcake is delicious. I still believe that fruitcake, there’s like eight of them.
They get passed around. No, because I eat it. I eat fruitcake.
I like fruitcake. Fruitcake is delicious. So it’s like a spiced bread, right? So like a bunch of cloves and nutmeg and cinnamon and stuff.
And it’s very like pumpkin pie spice turned up to 15. And then a whole bunch of those candied fruits. So like the maraschino cherries and candied pineapple and all of that stuff.
And then you also put in dates. And you can put in carob. I’ve never liked that, though.
I don’t want carob in my fruitcake. No, no carob. No carob.
Love it. It’s like. Walnuts also, yes.
It’s dense. And it’s sweet. And you need a tiny slice of it because too much.
And you’re like. And food coma. Well, I’m glad y’all found y’all’s bliss in fruitcake.
I cannot. Are there any other disgusting holidays? I have one. Oh, just like no.
My grandmother used to make this salad. And I hope you can hear the quotes. Salad.
It was made with Jell-O. Cream cheese. Ambrosia.
Bitch, I was going to say. Yes, that shit. Marshmallows.
Ew. Those tiny little nasty marshmallows in it. And coconut for some reason.
It was green. The colors are green. It was green.
The color green. Yes. The food color again.
Yes. I remember. Oh.
Pineapple. And it would have pineapple. Yes.
I remember that. My grandmother. Rosha salad.
My mom made that. Rosha, that is not the food of gods. They were trying to trick you.
They were trying to trick us into thinking it was delicious and it’s not. It’s a lion. I never was able to get around the apple salad one.
It has all this stuff that’s supposed to be really good, and then you put mayonnaise in it? Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! It’s a Waldorf’s apple salad. That’s what that is. I don’t like any salad with fruit in it.
Like, I don’t like strawberries in my salad. I don’t like none of that. None of that nonsense.
What if we called it something else? Mandarin oranges. Huh? What if we called it something else? A nut salad? I call it a… shitty? What if we called it a melange? Is that what you mean? What if we called it a fruit melange? We weren’t expecting salad. Like, this is just fruit dessert.
A pudding! Our friends in the UK say, what if we called it a pudding? I’m just kind of looking at the comments, and I don’t… what is a Branson pickle? I’ve never heard of that. What is a Branson pickle? Yeah, somebody’s gonna have to describe that, explain it. Oh God, Patty said it’s similar to Marmite.
A Marmite? No thanks. Ew! Is that that malty stuff that you put on bread? Yeah. No, that’s marmalade.
Isn’t that marmalade? No, marmalade’s like the orange stuff that you put on bread. I don’t know what Marmite is. Malty kind of… It’s like Marmite, but it’s Vegemite.
Yeah, I was thinking Vegemite. Yeah. But ew, that sounds gross.
Patty said, I almost want to gag at the thought of that. Those are like 100% an American thing. Y’all are crazy.
Yeah. Oh, Ivy tells us Branson pickle is a popular British condiment, a chunky, sweet, tangy relish made from diced vegetables, carrots, rutabaga, onion, cauliflower, pickled in a spiced malt vinegar sauce with dates and apples, offering a unique sweet and savory crunch, paired with cheese sandwiches, plowman’s lunches, and in pies. I was down until it got to the apples and dates.
I wasn’t down with it once it hit malt vinegar, because none of that goes well with alcoholic beverages. That makes it junk, I’m sorry to say. Well, maybe if you didn’t have a good alcoholic beverage… You’re not going to make a cauliflower-infused vodka? No.
Come on, Krista, where’s your sense of adventure? No, I have thought about a cucumber-infused vodka. Oh, that would be delicious. Yeah, that would.
Yeah, but no. I’ve had some. I’m good.
Okay, here’s a fun one that I think everybody might like. What is a Christmas carol that gets stuck in your head at this time of year the most? Jingle Bells. Yeah, straight up.
See, if I was braver, I would have immediately launched into that high-pitched dog whistle noise that Mariah Carey makes. Oh my. That whistle tone.
Yeah, but I’m being nice to my own throat. You’re welcome. Mine is kind of a take on one of those, and I don’t even remember what song it’s to, but it’s Christmas sucks and so does Santa.
Na na na na na na na na na. I was going to say Grandma, but I got remembered by Reindeer. Oh my god, I hate that song.
I love the dog ones, where they bark to the song. I like those. Oh, my favorite thing song? Becky.
Yeah, I’m just going to sing it because we might get in trouble. Oh, Becky. I love that song.
Oh, I’m so tired of her. How dare you blaspheme the Queen of Christmas, Becky. Oh, my.
They’re going to come for you, girl. And not in a fun way. So have any of you guys loved Whammageddon yet? What the hell is that? What is that? Yeah, what is that? Oh, my god.
Oh, Whamageddon? You lose Whamageddon when you hear Wham’s Christmas song. Oh, that Last Christmas song? Yeah, Last Christmas, that one from Wham. Oh, I didn’t know that.
When you hear that, you’ve lost Whamageddon. December 1st, right? Oh. Hmm.
Now, is that the same Wham as Deadpool? Wham. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. The Wham that wakes you up before you go-go? Yes. The Last Christmas.
And it’s from December 1st until midnight on Christmas Eve. You get Whammed if you hear Whamageddon. I got Whammed in November, but it had not started yet.
So I have not been eliminated. That’s like the never going to give you up, that never going to give you up thing. What is that? Rickrolled.
Rickrolled. When you get Rickrolled. Yeah.
I love that. I have not been Whamageddon’d. Not yet.
I’ve never heard of it. For Horseschool, sometimes if Horseschool falls on Christmas Eve or Christmas, I sing Christmas songs. And one year, I practiced on my ukulele so that I could play Last Christmas on ukulele while singing.
That is cute. So everybody lost Whamageddon because I sang it to them. I thought it had to be the original version.
That’s a new rule. Well, technically. But by then, you know, eh, you’re fine.
Mistress makes the rules. Yeah, you know. Well, speaking of Christmas songs, well, actually, I want to go with this one because I’m talking to Harper, and she’s been really laying it down with the holiday jokes.
What is your favorite holiday joke? Miss Harper, I’m going to start with you because I know you have some good ones in there. Girl, I have too many terrible holiday jokes. Like, just the worst.
I have to be careful when I’m posting them because some of them are just too bad. What do you call an elderly snowman? Water. What did the wool hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
Terrible. Oh, my God, that’s terrible. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
Oh, that’s good. I got one. Do you have any other ones? Because I will let Harper go.
I got one. What do donkeys send out for Christmas? Oh, I don’t know. Mule-type greetings.
What are gingerbread menus when they have their legs broken off? Ow. Candy canes. What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Oh, yes. What do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk. Oh, I just found a great one.
I did. I cheated. I looked up one.
But it says, as I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he said, are you going to put that up yourself? And I said, no, I’m going to put it in the living room. I’m not going to use it like a grimace. Thank you.
Where does Santa Claus stay when he goes on vacation? A hotel. Oh, you know he does too. Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Why? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why was a snowman rummaging through a bag of carrots? What’s that? He was picking his nose. Ah. What was that? What do you give a snowman with a fever? Oh, I don’t know.
I thought you asked what to give a snowman with a beaver. Yeah. You give him a chill pill.
Why does Santa always have a full sack? Oh, because there’s no ho-ho-ho’s in there. No, because he only comes one time a year. You have a big sack too, a full sack.
Oh, wow. Mrs. Claus got Santa Claus denying this year. Hey, I’m here for it.
Right. Put it in its place, girl. Girl.
No, not this year. No, not November. All that good stuff.
Oh, yeah. I bet it makes him perform better over those long nights of having to deliver all those gifts. He has more time.
More time on his hands. Give them incentive. Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled? She let it go.
Oh. What’s the difference between those? Wait, wait, I got one last one. What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and Santa? Oh, man, I don’t know.
A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on. Oh, no. Poor Santa.
I know. The Santa slander. I just saw that Miss Blair made a joke.
I have to read it. Why did Santa divorce Miss Claus? Because he couldn’t let go of all his hoes. Love it.
Love it. He did it all for the cookie. I just made that one up.
I’m very proud of myself. Good job. Well, I wanted to ask another little icebreaker of you guys.
What is your favorite bad holiday movie? And as an example, bad Santa, because that’s kind of a, that one’s really filthy. I love it. Oh, I do, too.
Violent Night. Have you seen that one? Violent Night. It’s with David Harbour as Saint Nicholas.
And it was made by the same people who did all the stunts for the John Wick movies. Oh, fun. It is almost two hours of just stunts.
It’s great. It sounds very fun. It’s very violent.
It’s wonderful. What is it? Violent Night. Violent Night.
Hell yeah. It’s good. And it does have a plot, technically.
But also tons of really fabulous stunts. I love it. LDW, Putt Just Had.
Is that your favorite movie? What’s that one called? Can you tell us the title since you shared it? Share the title, too. Is there no title? No? Okay. Whoops.
I got all excited. I was like, oh, Hentai, give us a wreck. Because I love it.
But no? Okay. Aw. Well, this one’s for you, Just Had.
Share one holiday Scrooge moment you had. Are you feeling called the fuck out yet? I know, right? Oh, he likes it. I definitely have one.
Oh. Oh, let’s hear it, Bestie. Well, I was told that it was a Scrooge gift.
But I thought it was a very thoughtful, almost loving gift. A couple years back, I got my sister a VIP pass to the local kiddie bar so she could spend more time with her husband. That is very thoughtful.
Giving her the gift of his very divided time. Is this a spoiler? Are they still together? Yeah, they actually are, you know. Because she, well, she’s spending more time at the kiddie bar, I guess.
I don’t know. Yes, Patty, you heard that correctly. Yes, kiddie bar.
That’s very generous. Thoughtful? I know. I thought it was a very thoughtful gift.
Practical? No. Profiling? I love it. Yeah.
Now, and here’s the funny part. You’re going to love this part. They live in a part of Louisiana called Slidell.
It’s right on the border of Mississippi. And in Slidell, Mississippi, or Louisiana, they have a Walmart. And you know how in most Walmart parking lots, there’s like a TGI Friday’s, some kind of, usually some kind of restaurant.
Well, at this Walmart, they have a white box kiddie bar. And for those of you that don’t know what a white box kiddie bar is, that is just a big white building with no windows, one door. That is a kiddie bar.
And it’s in the Walmart parking lot of Slidell. Oh, my God. That is so insane.
Well, to me, that is genius. Yeah. Because that gives the husband some place to go while the wives are shopping at Walmart for Christmas.
Go to Walmart. Go to Walmart. Yeah.
Genius. I wish I would have thought of that. Just the responses in the chat.
Like, what? I’d be in the titty bar. That’s right. Road trip.
Oh, I like that, Dr. Wolf. Yes. Road trip.
Just make sure you’ve got somebody in there that can follow instructions and read the map really well. He thought that was the white castle this whole time. Do they have a shared rewards program for the titty bar in Walmart? They should.
They should. You could have, like, one of those little punch cards. Put in a thousand at Walmart and get one free lap dance.
Yes. Hell, yes. That’s fucking great.
Bring your feet. Get that on your cover. It’s like the Walmart gas rewards, you know? You spend so much at Walmart and you get a, like, free drink and… A free tune-up.
Yeah, get a tune-up at the titty bar. I was going to ask, which tune-up? Titty bar, okay. You know which one, girl.
Lube and lube. Lube and lube. That one took me out.
Oh, my goodness. Well, Krista, thank you for that spectacular response to that icebreaker. That was incredible.
Thank you. Okay, what is… And this is for the panel and anybody who wants to answer it. What is your holiday guilty pleasure? Lovins.
I was just playing with my pussy, Krista. Buying new Lovins toys is my guilty pleasure. I buy leather things.
Which new one? Oh, yes, eggnog. I wish I could drink it. I’m getting that new… I’m getting that new… What’s the name of it? It’s been all… Yes, I’m getting that.
That one looks so good. It does. I got that and I went ahead and got the Mission.
I had the Gravity, but I wanted the Mission as well. You’re going to love the Mission. I love the Gravity.
You can use it as remote and control other people’s toys. They can feel what you’re doing with the Mission on their toy. Oh, yeah.
That’s funny. And it hooks up to the Mini or the other sex machine. Yeah, well, so does the Gravity.
Oh, does it? I don’t have a Gravity. Nice. I like the Gravity.
I like how it thrusts. Yeah. And vibrates.
That’s what she said. I’m loving y’all’s Lovins guilty pleasures for the holidays. That sounds spectacular.
I know. Thank you for mentioning Advent chocolate calendars. Those are so fun.
That is a spectacular holiday guilty pleasure. Unless you get the Billy Bob Thornton one and you’ll get like a candy corn. Because they can’t all be winners.
I bet. That’s yummy. It’s like a Caramelldran Royal eggnog.
Yum. This isn’t quite as naughty. I’m doing the drink of the week.
That looks really good. This isn’t filthy enough for me, but I love some Christmas fudge. Yeah.
Guilty pleasure. My. Go ahead.
I was just going to say, yeah, the cookies. Cookies. I did it all for the cookies.
And hot chocolate. Yes. I’m going to go ahead and put that like that one.
Yes. Baileys and hot chocolate. Yeah.
I like Kahlua over Bailey. So. Why not both? And then if you put whipped cream, it’s a blow job.
Yes. There you go. You have to take a shot with your mouth only.
Seriously. With just my mouth. I’m just waiting for the nastier part of that of that comment.
Some great Mary Jane. Yes. For sure.
That’s always my guilty pleasure. Christmas. That’s like Tuesday.
We were just talking about infusing vodka with cannabis. We got big plans. Yeah.
I can’t make myself do it. I enjoy just making a drink and then rolling one up. That’s my infusion.
I’ll take one for the team. I’m just afraid of ruining good pot. Die Hard is such a good movie.
Yes. That’s a. Yeah, my. Guilty pleasure is the.
Hallmark Christmas movies. I love them. I’ll watch all of.
They have the same fucking plot with everyone. And I will watch every minute of them. I love them.
What the fuck? Die Hard is not a Christmas movie in what universe? Yes, it is. Is it not? Absolutely. So is Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd.
Yeah. That was a Christmas movie as well. And I like that one as well.
I’m sorry. I just had took a peek over in the in the chat. And I love that.
But it spelled that out. The emojis. Patty.
Patty. You you stirred up emotions in the chat. I know.
I get the feeling that Patty wants that though. It was a Christmas party. Yeah.
It was a Christmas party. Literally. For Christmas.
Like it’s a Christmas. Absolutely. If it’s a movie that people want to watch during the Christmas season, then it’s a Christmas movie.
Yeah. Oh. That’s another good movie that I forgot about.
When Michelle asked about the bad movies. Scrooged. That was a great movie too.
That is a good one. Yes. Who is that actress? The blonde one.
Carol Kane. Yes. I loved her.
I loved her. I loved her in that show. Oh, my God.
That because right. She was violent. Wasn’t she? She was.
She was a total femdon character. Actually, come to think of it. Oh, my God.
Hitting with the toaster. Yeah, we can go. To because that’s a really good one as well.
For that. Okay. Right along.
I just remembered a really, really bad movie. That’s a Christmas movie. Have you guys seen red one? Yeah.
Yeah. Now, that’s a bad movie. Cure can there.
I just popped in to say real quick. Happy birthday. Harper.
Oh, that’s. I mean. You’re right on time.
Prepare your ears, girl. Oh, dear. Is everybody ready? We are ready.
No, no, no. Oh, God. Everybody.
Do it in a specific style. Do it. Like cats and heat being outside.
And Marilyn Monroe. All right. Are you all ready? Just normal.
Oh, no. No. Okay.
Your birthday. Talk about. We did kind of talk about anything.
I just. All right, guys, let’s do it. One, two, three.
Hit it. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Harper. Happy birthday to you. Beautiful.
We love you, Harper. We love you. We love you.
That was really bad. Just for you. $100 to stop.
Yes, tip us all. We’ll do it. If not, we’re going to continue to sing for the rest of the month.
If anybody listens to that as an audio sample, you never get a call. Just so you know, the last time we did it, it was near Christmas. Excuse me.
It was near Halloween. And so I made a nice little video with a caution tape that was like, enter at your own risk. We need to do a Christmas.
Anyone of that. And it was all for you, Harper. You are the inspiration.
You should be so proud of yourself, honey. Love will continue. Singing will continue until.
I just put the one from Halloween in. No. And as soon as we have the one for Christmas, it’ll be posted on social media.
Doing this again. I just thought I was going to get to bounce in. I was like.
Oh, no. We were waiting on you. We were hoping you would.
Yeah. Showing up because you love us. So bad.
This is karma. This is karma. Because I started that.
We have to sing at Demi. And so now, of course. Exactly.
That’s right. You get what you get. Exactly.
Like it. You’re next, Becky. Yeah.
We got it. Actually. That’s the way to sing it.
Guys. K. Marie’s birthday is this month too. Okay.
Happy birthday. To you again. Oh, I’m going to wake up early so I can be on your show.
Ms. K. Marie. So I can sing. Yeah.
Well, next week. On Tuesday. We’re joining in on the happy hour.
All the December birthday. Mistresses. We’re going to be there with Ms. K. Marie.
We’re going to. Oh, that’s fun. Yeah.
We’re going to have a little, little December. A little December thing. Because for those of us.
Who do have, you know, December birthdays. People tend to forget our birthdays. Or they tend to can’t come to our birthday parties.
Cause they’re too busy. Or there’s. If you live where I live.
It’s snow. You know, there’s snow or they have a Christmas party to go to. Or, or whatever.
They’re just too busy. So. I threw my own birthday party invited on my.
Bitches who have. Yeah. I was like, you know what? Who else has one of these? Posting that month.
Yeah. Good job. When is that party? Hey, Marie.
December 16th. It’s on Tuesday. At eight o’clock.
Happy hour. Awesome. In the, in the chat as well.
That’s a good. Good little. He’s.
Patty. That’s true. Yeah.
It’s. It does happen. It.
It does happen. For those of us. I would say.
Those are the only people that have the curse. You know, Christmas birthdays. I would think that.
Robbie. For your birthday present would suck. Because I know.
Everybody just wraps it in Christmas paper and says, here you go. Yep. Oh, I’ve had that.
Or you get the shirts for your birthday. The pants are for Christmas. Oh, wow.
Yeah. Yeah. You get that.
You get. You get a birthday. Cake.
With snowmen on it. or you know candy canes or poinsettias yeah you get that or you know the yeah you do you get those funny things so you’re like yeah you’re used to it well miss cameron i’m glad you dropped by because i want to ask you an icebreaker and get your honest opinion because we’ve been being real honest about our holiday viewpoints today and the question that i want to ask you and i’ll present this everyone else as well is be honest is it really the thought that counts no okay let me ask what okay let me before i because what is in what context as far as i get yeah as far as gifts are concerned yes no no it’s not it’s not because if you put thought into it you probably would have thought about the person and been able to come up with something better oh i like that very true yeah i am on that same wavelength as well but like it’s not the thought that counts i mean yeah because half the times people will hand you something and you’re like you don’t know me or you put no thought into this and it showed here yeah so yeah yeah yeah ivy put in the chat there’s so much thoughtlessness that people expect to be appreciated and that’s so fucking true that’s 100 ivy 100 so no i i hold some people are just like they go out and they get something to say they did it right one time i had a friend that got me a potato spud head like i don’t know what it was it was this like spencer’s gift thing and it was like a potato that that would i don’t know what it was but it was the worst gift i ever got in my life did it never forget it did nothing it was literally a potato that you put and and you made little potato sprouts from it like it was real bad i was like bitch come on yeah a balloon why what a balloon folding kit like that you would get in the children’s toy aisle at walgreens like the like how to make a dog or a giraffe on like those long clown balloons yeah yeah from an x yeah figure right good thing they’re an egg together thing that’s the kind of stuff that’s only good for a white elephant gift right or you know or a 10 year old yeah or somebody who wants you expressed any interest ever in that sort of thing that’s your bag go get it for sure but i mean most of y’all don’t really even know me that all that well at all would you bring me a balloon folding kit a little bit you a little bit you do know me i’d bring you a vibrator like a decent person the clam um what was it yes that that’s a gift now that is a gift yeah wait so what oh hang on what is posted what is i don’t know if it was actually the clam mangler or what but it was really good i fucking outright laughed when i saw it i laughed so hard it was so good yeah that one was one of my favorites i saw that and i was like yep i can’t pass on this one oh we’re all excited about this clam jam that we’re about to go to i remember you showed us that one it was great yes answer the question michelle clam rattler 9 000 here you go no as well this this is the gift to keep aldi little isle that’s hilarious yes yes and it’s like somebody asked me if it was battery powered or if it was um a plug-in and i said i think it runs on 220. get out of here no you need to upgrade your electrical for that yeah you have to unplug your stove or your um dryer to plug that in i’m calling my electrician going i i need a new line none of your damn business good asking questions plug it into your charger next year the clam rattler 1100 is coming out and it is a dual fuel i don’t know if you can actually run it off of propane or diesel it’s like hybrid right i know trying to blow people’s backs out with those my goodness oh who said that could be a that could be something you use on your subbies you can’t get them in line yes yes you think bruno’s brutal let me get the clam rattler out after you assume the position that’s right get on your knees that’s right nuke reactor all i can think of is uh hank from king of the hell yeah it is so good to hear you because i haven’t i haven’t talked to you in for for a minute it’s been a minute girl for a while i’m glad she’s back i know it’s been a minute miss miss harper are you enjoying your day i am i had a lovely nap earlier and um are you birthday naps i had a birthday nap i know and one of the one of the submissives got me the domi from lovense me oh i love that is still my go-to toy i am working on my third one now my i had two of them damn girl one for each one and i had to buy a third one now yes i just cracked myself up so hard you know what’s funny becky is i could totally see you doing that can you not see me like squatting over like tell me and like one in my ass one of my bad ones right in my mouth like a microphone rattling away thing would rattle your feelings out of your mouth yeah get out my head miss krista i just said that you guys did at the same time twins well we’re coming down to the last few minutes of the show and i just wanted to see if anybody had anything that they wanted to share like if you have anything fun going on the rest of this month i want to share something sure let’s hear it miss becky well um i wanted to highlight that we are having the store sale which is 20 off all assignments and all audios excluding custom audios only and i definitely think you should check that out but i also wanted to say next week i’m hosting and i want you guys to all come prepared with your best gift ideas for everybody on the naughty list you know like us piggyback off of becky um we have a new pussy free pet so go check out the assignment shop and get your pussy free pledge but it’s also 12 12 and becky was going to mention something i was that’s that’s absolutely true so listen it is the 12 12 portal and um it is a significant spiritual day so uh december 12th and seen as a powerful cosmic gateway for completion spiritual alignment and manifesting intentions especially strong in 2025 as it closes a major nine-year cycle of transformation it is a time for deep reflection releasing old patterns activating dna setting powerful goals alignment with your higher self before the year ends and it acts as a cosmic restart for a fresh start so it’s all about right it’s all about completion and closure so this is the end of a nine-year cycle so whatever you want to get rid of tonight really like sit down make a list you know um you can on youtube look up 12 12 portal meditations anything to this is an incredibly powerful time to manifest in your life oh hell yeah thank you miss becky did anybody else have anything i have something real quick tomorrow is kings and drinks and it is an open forum bring your kink bring your fetish as long as it does not cross the lines with the tos we will tear it up and any mistresses that want to join in you’re more than welcome to come to i might be around because i’m going to be taking saturdays off well from now on but i may be around and as we already mentioned birthday party tuesday eight o’clock happy hour everybody’s welcome fun you’ll be there yes and uh other than that i hope everybody’s miss harper has an amazing birthday same happy birthday get no better than that well and we sang to her she got a dummy and we all sang to her come on well on that note thank you all for listening to femdom fridays you can find us live every friday at 9 p.m eastern standard time on the enchantrix empire discord server you must be 18 or older to join and remember the replay is coming out this saturday you can listen to that on your favorite podcast platform or you can just wait around for us to share a link either way you’ll get it it was so much fun hanging out with you guys happy birthday again miss harper thank you so much blaire rachel and miss k marie for dropping in it’s always nice to see you ladies and yeah we’ll see you next week whenever miss becky has her turn as hostess that’s right bring me those naughty gifts i gotta do some buying for the perverts in my life proper nasty you all have a splendid evening good night everyone good night everybody have a great weekend
