Listen to “Anal Worship with Hostess Ms Meshelle – August 22 2025” on Spreaker.
Intro Into Anal August Goddess Meshelle
Ran my ass to get a drink. Ran. I was like, oh shit, I gotta get my drink.
I made a picture of drinks, so I should be good for the rest of the day. Oh, you should. I should.
What are we drinking tonight? Anal is fun. I’ll put it in the chat so everybody can see it. I see Miss Delia.
I do too, look at that. The shit, you’re here. I’m gonna invite you to get on the microphone.
I got two. You’re there. Welcome.
Welcome, welcome. Welcome. Surprise, you’re on the air.
We love to do that to people that swing by. We always make them speakers and they’re like, whoa. Listen, lady.
She’s like, I wasn’t here. Miss Kamarie. Yes.
It’s a party. It is. Look at the audience.
Hey, everybody. Hello. Hello.
I’m so excited we have so many people. Felt the need to say that. Just freaking out.
So I was looking at the drink. I want to know what Black Shimmer Dust is. I’ve never heard of that.
Tell us about it, Krista. It’s kind of like a little sugary type deal, but it makes it shimmer and it makes it kind of pretty and it’s consumable. And where would one get something like that? I did a search online.
I just did a search on Amazon and found it and bought it that way. Well, what I was thinking when you said, because I think the stuff that you put on like for razor stubble if you shave is called shimmer dust or something. So that’s what I was thinking.
I was like, oh, do they make edible? Yeah, it’s not like that. Okay, just making sure. All it really is, is just to make it.
Decorate it lovely. What is it? What is the black cherry anal connection? For some reason, black cherry and anal just they go together. Oh, I get it.
I get it. Black cherry. Take away your mistress card.
I knew there must be something. Wow. Well, have fun, Sissy Slut.
You might wind up missing out on some things if you go do that fun stuff, but have a good time. Well, I just wanted to welcome everybody to our first FemDom Friday of Anal August. And also thank you all for being here because it’s our one year anniversary of FemDom Fridays.
Can I get some celebratory emojis in the chat, please? For our celebrations. Becky’s immediate use of. And job emoji.
Yes. Oh, look, I made this one. Sticky fingers.
Isn’t that great? I love sticky fingers. That is perfection. What else did I make? I made this one, but you can barely read it.
Here you go, you thirsty bitch. Yeah, love that. Do we have any mistresses on the panel tonight that were here during the first FemDom Friday? Me, I was.
And Becky, can I ask you how things have changed since then? Oh, you guys. The first FemDom Friday, I think we just played games. I think initially it was very much just meeting up, playing games, just being wacky together.
But I think that, you know, you can only do that so many weeks in a row before you add a little variety, a little, you know, spice of life. Yeah. So what else? What else do we have going on? We used to be on Twitter spaces and we moved to Discord.
I love it so much better here because when we first started, you guys, we used to have to be in the chat room and then we’d have Twitter spaces open and then we’d have other things go on. And it was like a marathon of attention trying to figure out where to be and how to keep things going. And just having one window here is such a blessing.
Yes, not having to go back and forth between the chat and like having people have to look in the chat for you. I’m so glad with this as well. It’s so much more streamlined.
Also, it doesn’t always sound like you’re hearing a bunch of giantesses speaking because the way that it would record, we would all sound like, we would sound loud, but we would also sound just huge. We did. It would be like, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
I mean, for the guys that really liked the giant, that like giantism and playing with that, they really loved it. But that’s not a bug anymore, guys. Well, since we didn’t really get to do an introduction of all the mistresses to start, how about we go around and share our favorite Femdom Friday memories? I will start.
I am Goddess Michelle of TheMasterBatrix.com. And my favorite Femdom Friday memory is when we ruined Thanksgiving. We ruined Thanksgiving. Oh, that was so fun.
It was the best time. I hope we bring that back. That was so fun.
That was really good. It was so wild. Miss Krista, would you like to share your credentials, introduce yourself, and share your favorite Femdom Friday memory? Sure.
I am Miss Krista, and I am BoneSexFetishBlog.com. And my favorite memory, boy, that’s really tough for me because I can’t even remember what the hell I had for lunch. Um, I would have to say that I really enjoyed the zodiac thing that I think it was Harper did. It was Becky, or Michelle did zodiac genders, and then Becky did one about astrology.
Yeah, I don’t, yeah, the astrology deal. I really enjoyed that. Oh, that was fun.
Was that the one where we went over moon signs? I couldn’t even remember who did it. But I do remember that, and I really enjoyed that. That was really fun to do.
Excellent. Miss Becky, would you like to share your favorite Femdom Friday memory and introduce yourself? Well, my name is Miss Becky. You can find me at IntelligentPhoneSexCalls.com. You can also find Kinkology, The Psychology of Kink on Spotify.
Um, that is my podcast that discusses everything at the intersection of sex and kink and psychology and all that good stuff. Um, favorite Femdom Friday memory, and I think I might have been the only one of us that was here for this one, so I’m definitely going to say this one. We had, uh, Murder Mystery.
I don’t know if any of you in the audience were here that night. Oh, it was so funny. We actually had to do it like three nights in a row because it just, the Murder Mystery, we could not solve it.
It was really good. I think I was here for the second and third one, but I missed the first one. Yes.
Yeah, it was funny. Miss Hunter, would you mind introducing yourself and sharing a favorite beloved Femdom Friday memory with all of us? Sure. I am Mrs. Hunter.
My blog is intelligentfantasies.com and comediansfantasies.com, and I have a radio show hanging with Hunter on Thursday nights at 8 p.m., and my favorite, um, was when we played the Ruin It game or the Ruin game or whatever, and we, Becky said, um, Ruin Vagina, and I can’t remember exactly what you said, but, like, big flapping lips or something, or whatever it was. I can’t even remember, but I laughed for two freaking days over that. I was like, that was the best.
I mean, I don’t even think it really won, but that made me laugh so hard. That is so funny. I love that.
I love that game. That was a fun game. That was a great game.
I love that game, too. It really is. We have got to do that again.
I’m so glad we do the Ruin game. What was the other one? Dirty, I’m sorry. What’s the other one, though? Dirty, dirty.
Dirty Minds, I think. Dirty Minds. Oh, that’s so good.
I don’t remember that one. I don’t think I was here for that one. Oh, it’s so good.
It’s basically, it’ll give you, like, hints, like, I like to suck all day long, and, like, all these different hints, and, like, the actual clue will be vacuum cleaner. Hilarious. Oh, it gets pretty dirty, that Dirty Minds game.
It really does. Like, shocking. I was, like, blushing, and, like, the clue was, like, blender or something.
Yes, yes. Miss Harper, would you introduce yourself and share your favorite Femdom Friday memory? I am Harper. I’m at FetishFromSexBlog.com, the far superior version of Miss Christa’s blog.
I have Whore School, which is your adult sex education that’s on Sunday nights at 11pm. You will learn something. I think my favorite memory was the time that Miss Becky absolutely blasted on nipple blasters, the little shots, right, and sat on Miss Hadley’s lap doing a lap dance.
Wait, that was after the show. You guys missed it, but it was great. It was so much fun.
Oh, yeah, it was incredible. Oh, sharing secrets. I love it.
I couldn’t pick one favorite thing. Well, Miss Hadley, would you mind introducing yourself and sharing your favorite Femdom Friday memory? Well, thank you. I am Miss Hadley, and I am… As we go on, I get dangerously closer to not being nude here anymore.
I’m going to run out of excuses for not knowing what the fuck I’m doing, so… Coming up, you will soon be able to find me at IWillDominateYou.com. Yes, she will. Until then, you can find me in various other places. And Femdom Friday’s blog, Miss Kamarie’s blog, Miss Harper’s blog, The Assignment Shop, and my favorite moment in Femdom Fridays is hands down when Miss Krista presented 87 of her top 10 favorite toys.
Oh, my gosh, I always learn so much whenever Krista whips out the spreadsheet and shows us the Lovin’s, the newest Lovin’s devices, the best Lovin’s devices to use together. That was awesome. It was so good.
All the best toys. Because then she’ll demonstrate them for us, and that’s just the best. Those are always after Femdom Friday’s ends, too, though.
Yeah, you guys really got to pop up in the Femdom Friday’s channel. Some fun stuff goes on in there, in the chat channel. You keep missing us.
Poor fellas. Miss Kamarie, would you mind introducing yourself and sharing your most beloved Femdom Friday memory? Hey, everyone. I’m Miss Kamarie, and I co-host the blog MistressOfMore.com and Mistress After Hours.
I’m also the host of Happy Hour on Tuesdays at 8 p.m., and it is a show about absolutely fucking nothing. When you’re not scripted, you will not learn a damn thing, but you will have a really good time. Thank you.
I appreciate that. Can you hear me now? No. No.
No. Can you hear me now? You be nice, Harper. Yeah, you’re a little better.
All right. Can you hear me now? Oh, I hear you loud and clear. I hope everybody else does, but I hear you.
Okay. I’m Miss Kamarie. I’m the Mistress of More.com. I am Mistress After Hours.
And somebody just saw Denied. I just looked up. I saw Denied.
I used myself at least, yeah. You will learn fucking nothing on my show. And sometimes, if you look at my show, you will see me as Harper.
You’ll see me as Hunter, because sometimes being Pod doesn’t let me change a picture of my show. So, you know, what the fuck ever. But my show is Happy Hour.
It is on Tuesdays at 8 o’clock. And by the time 9 o’clock on Fridays rolls around, I’m usually tired. So you start getting less filtered, Miss Kamarie.
And speaking of anniversaries, it’s also my anniversary month in August. You also have the anniversary. Congratulations.
Yeah, congrats. And I did not join Femme Dom Fridays when it was on the Twit, because, well, I didn’t. But I’m being a little selfish, but like my favorite, Harper, I love you, you’re the best.
And my favorite Femme Dom, I loved being in the hot seat. I had a blast with it. Oh, fun.
You did, I loved all the games and stuff like that. The scripted shit, it sometimes throws me for a loop, but I have a blast with it. But being in the hot seat was so much fun.
And the hot seat, I went into it blind. I didn’t want to know. I could tell which questions came from my chat room.
Because they’re little fucks. Is that what your fandom is called? Little fucks? You say, hi, little fucks. My chat room, you guys have a good chat, my chat room is a bunch of fun.
Harper, you know what? I’m going to drink coffee and come to your fucking show Sunday night. Just to, yes. I’m going to be a shit and ask questions.
Do it, yes. That would be so great. You’re going to get it.
I just have to say, K. Marie’s prisoner is so sweet. He was just in the chat and he was like, everyone call K. Marie this month for her anniversary. He’s so cute.
He is, he’s the best, he’s good. Hey everyone, thank you for having me. And thank you so much for coming.
Miss Delia dipped, so I didn’t get to get her. She ran away. I was too much of a shit, I chased her out.
You guys think that I’m up, like I go to bed early? Delia’s never up this late. I was like, Delia’s here? Did she fall in the wrong room? Oops, did somebody grab her? Harper? Yes, every time someone leaves, we look at Harper. Did you do this? Was it you? No, not that time.
Harper? That wasn’t a whooping cushion. Look, if you indulge in enough advanced anal training, eventually, you don’t need a whoopie cushion anymore. It just happens, they just fall out.
Straight to hell. I’m going straight to hell. Wow.
Just a break, we’ll have one next month. Oh, about the mistress of the month? Yeah. Yeah.
We didn’t have one this month, right? We did not. Well, that’s all right, because we’re going to have one next month, and she’s going to be amazing. Yes.
She’s going to be incredible. Yeah, and that gives us more time in August to talk all about our love of anal and celebrate a year of Femme Dom Friday fantasticalness. And as a part of our Femme Dom Friday anniversary fantasticalness, we’re going to be celebrating in a very specific way.
Miss Becky, do you mind sharing how we’re going to be celebrating? Oh, I absolutely would love to. So, here’s the deal. We are giving away 14 prizes in all throughout the month of August to celebrate one year of filthy Femme Dom fun.
We included some really excellent prizes on the wheel, and more on that in just a second. And we also included two grand prizes to be given away on August 29th, which is a one in one 20-minute session with seven mistresses on Discord on August 29th after the show. And in your choice of an erotic audio between two audios that we’re going to be adding to the store shortly.
So, watch out for details on that. To qualify for the grand prize, you must attend four shows in August. And yes, we are taking attendance.
And you have to attend the August 29th show. We’re going to be spinning the wheel two times per show, and you have to be present to win. So, be on time and clear your schedules.
Now, for the fine print. You must be a verified client to receive any of your giveaways. We can verify you directly with one of the Femme Dom Friday mistresses.
If you have directly sessioned with one of us. Or you can get verified by sending an email to support with some information, and I will just be distributing that to the winner once that is done. If you are not a verified caller, you will need to make a purchase with LDW before claiming any prize.
It is one prize per winner per evening. All minutes given away will be offered on Discord unless otherwise noted. You must be claiming your prizes by October 1st of 2025.
All unclaimed prizes are going to be forfeit after the 1st of October. And if you have any questions at all, because I know I threw a lot of information at you, follow up with me at Becky at EnchantrixEmpire.com or send me a direct message on Discord. Now, with no further ado.
Here are the prizes that we have on the wheel. You can get a 10-minute two-mistress Discord session with the besties Becky and Demi. You can get your choice of Miss Becky’s Dick Rating or Cock Sucking review.
You can get Goddess Demi’s Jerk-Off Instruction ebook. You can have five minutes added to any phone session with Harper and you can add 10 to any text session with Harper. You can also get 20 free minutes with Harper on Discord.
You can get a free 10-minute text session added to your next paid phone session with both Michelle and Krista. So that’s a two-mistress session. You can also get a free Anal August theme playlist when you complete a 10-minute or longer text or phone session with Michelle.
And I love that one. I love that one so much. You can get Krista’s custom artwork which is gorgeous if you’ve ever seen it.
You can check out her blog to get some examples. Now that is going to be of her choice and it is going to be non-nude. You can also get a free 20-minute session on GChat or GMeet Teams or Discord with Hunter.
And you can get a free 10-minute session with Kmarie on Discord. And you can get a free banana sleeve do-it-yourself sex toy with Miss Hadley. Hold on.
There’s one that is missing and that is a free 10-minute session with Hunter and Hadley on Discord. We might have too many prizes. I’m just saying.
I know, right? We’re spoiling them. Spoiling them. I know, they’re all going to be like, but I only won two prizes, so where’s my third? And I’ll be like, okay, Dudley, Dursley, shut up.
I’m going to give you a pigtail. Hold still, bend over. Like, I will make, I will go get a butt plug and I will glue a fucking wine corkscrew to it so you can have a pigtail.
Done. Tell me you got that reference. Come on, folks.
Oh my god. Prisoner said, who’s Dudley Dursley? I feel. That’s from that book series from She Who Shall Not Be Named.
Wounded. Yes, Harriet Porber. That ripped apart the other day.
Oh. Okay, so she’s a terrible person and as an author she didn’t do such a great job because there’s like themes in there that as an adult you look back and go, oh, yikes. But it was an entire cultural moment that spawned seven or eight movies.
I forget how exactly how many. Yeah, eight movies. And honestly, if you go on Archive of Our Own and you read some of the fanfics, they’re great.
Oh, I, you know what though? I will, I raised my glass to the drag queen who called her out and said, J, J, oh, sounds like she was trying to hide her identity. That’s not a very feminine name. I saw that.
I love Jinx Monster. I know, I was like. She destroyed her.
I loved it. I know, I was like, I raised my glass to you, my sweetheart. You have a new fan.
You’re here. Clink, clink. Miss Becky, I think that now might be a good time to do a Will Spin.
Excellent, because you know what? I have to tell you, I grabbed attendance. Oh, hold on. I’ve got one person to add.
I’m so happy Kitty just showed up, right? Perfect time. Lucky. We’re actually missing somebody.
I’m trying to figure out who left. They don’t get a prize. Oh, it’s the H, A, J, S, J, whatever.
No longer here, so they don’t go on the list. They don’t go on the list. Okay, all right.
And we got Kitty. Yay. All right, so our very first winner for our anniversary giveaways is going to be… And our winner is… Well, then I’m grabbing a screenshot if my fucking computer lets me.
I swear to God, Mercury Retrograde is kicking my ass. All right. Our winner is David.
Yay. Now, David, let me tell you what you’ve won out of the prizes. Spin the prize wheel.
Spin it, spin it, spin it. All right. Our very first prize.
Hold on. It’s still coming. It’s still coming.
I am. I’m still coming. Oh, it’s fun.
It is. You get a free 10 minute session to with Hunter and Hadley. All right, so can David and I can personally verify David.
David is verified. So Hunter and Hadley, you are clear to go ahead and get David going with that 10 minute session. And that’s free 10 minutes added to any paid session.
And can I get a can I get my secretary to note that down for me that I’ve already got a minute. You’re so good. Thank you so much.
Thank you. All right. Is that free 10 minutes or free 10 minutes added to a paid call? Free 10 minutes added to a paid call.
Yes. First, very, very soft, fluffy, non-demanding, shy, almost really. Wallflowers to both of them.
I’m tempted to be like, Hunter and Hadley and I need to work together and do something because we terrorize these soft little. Anyway, I worked so hard for years to rehabilitate my image, because everybody was like, Oh, Harper’s scary. Harper’s too scary.
Harper’s so mean. She’s just like Hunter. And I was like, No, I’m sweet.
And you’re kind of honest. Yeah, I know. I mean, I can be.
I also had to rehabilitate. People were very, right. We got a request for a mistress recommendation in my email the other day.
And one of the dispatchers saw it come in and kicked it over to me with a little email that said, I read this request. And I thought of you immediately. I started looking at it’s like, I want somebody completely psychopathic.
So I just thought of you immediately. I want a psychopath. Oh, my goodness.
And they were like, happily, it is. I think I got that same request. I’m shocked.
I did not get that request. And I’m shocked. I’m a complete psychopath.
And I was like, I’m not a complete psychopath. I’ve worked very hard to convince people I’m ethical. Oh, I don’t think anyone doubts that you’re ethical.
I think maybe they’re just You’re an ethical psychopath. It’s fine. There you go.
I’ll just say, Hey, David. Well, I missed another mistress. I was gonna get Miss Demi.
But she came in and left as soon as she came. Missing her. Living the life.
Really praying. Come, leave. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, my God. Somebody called.
Somebody called Harper lawful evil. Lawful. And then see, I would have thought chaotic.
I think I’m chaotic. Okay, chaotic, evil. Yes, I could see that.
Am I chaotic evil? But are my chaotic neutral? Or am I chaotic positive? Chaotic good. Chaotic good. Oh, I like that.
I could see chaotic good. Hadley said neutral. I could see myself being neutral.
Yeah, you’re not. I can be good and I can be bad. You don’t see D&D alignment.
Just laugh with me. You ever take one of those? You guys ever take a D&D alignment test? Because those are I’m always chaotic neutral. I’ve done dozens of them.
I am always without fail chaotic neutral. Always. I always come out true neutral.
Every single time. True neutral. Now I’m an agent of chaos all the way.
See, I’m always lawful good. Or yeah, I’m always lawful good on those. I don’t mean to be, I just am.
That’s so sweet. I have to say, you know what? Michelle is the only one in our chats when we’re like doing our pre-show. She raises her hand to speak.
This is the cutest thing. All of us are just like bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Well, she almost has to, just to get a word in.
I know. True. She’s like, excuse me.
I have something to say. I’ve got something to say. And you bitches won’t shut the fuck up.
That’s honestly the best way to get through us. To be like, oh, we’re like, start yelling. You get one of those air horns.
Oh, you wanted to say something? Okay, sure. Yeah, I’ll shut up. I’m so glad we’re chatty, especially for, you know, the topics that we do on here.
Because some of these things can be kind of heavy sometimes. And I love that we all just, you all just kind of inject like humor into even some of the most uncomfortable things. Like, you know, August discussions.
Because these could get pretty, pretty uncomfortable this month. They could stretch the imagination. Is that what you’re saying? That’s absolutely what I’m saying.
And I’m excited because our, since we chose Anal August as our topic this month, there’s so many things we can talk about. And one of the main things I kind of want to talk about is butts and why we love them. I love butts because I like how bouncy they can be sometimes, how jiggly they can be.
Mm-hmm. Miss Kamarie, what is your favorite thing about butts and butt stuff? Butts, oh, you’re confusing me with Constance. Okay, I’m gonna, okay, little mistress confession here.
I’ll be honest with you. I wanted nothing to do with anal play until I was 40. Not kidding.
Not kidding you. I was like, nope, nope, nope. And for me- Was it just intimidating? Yep.
Yep. I was like, uh-uh, nope, nope, nope, uh-uh, no way. For me, it started with the thumb.
And I went, ooh. I kind of liked that. It started with a thumb.
Honestly, great name for a story. Just saying. Yeah, right? It started with a thumb.
That would be a wonderful blog post. It started with a thumb and it went slow and I like ass butts. And it was, and I’ve always had like a great ass.
I mean, I work, thank you, my trainers. I have good trainers and, you know, I’m not a tall person, but, you know, I do squats and lunges and things. But for me, anal play, that part, always was very intimidating.
And it’s, now I like it. And it’s- I love stories that end with the love of anal play. Yeah.
And I’m honest with people about that. So for me, it wasn’t like this love of anal where I was like all in early. No, I came about it slow and I definitely was close-minded to it for a bit.
And I was wrong. I’m glad you were able to stretch beyond those- Oh, I definitely did. And I’m just like, and, you know, it went from a thumb to a small toy to a dick to what else can we do? Go deep.
Exactly. Basically, then it was like, my ass isn’t going to fuck itself. Yeah.
What toys you got in that drawer of yours, Miss Krista? Oh, I have just a toy. You can believe that. Well, tell us about your love of butts and butt stuff.
Who, me? Yes, Miss Krista, we would love- Mine actually started when I was in college. And it was kind of a drunken night. And, well, I was feeling a little adventurous and it wasn’t with a man.
And it did involve toys, just not the good ones. You know, the good Lovin’s toys that I love. No, this was one of those slender vibrators that had the little twist knob on the end.
We all remember those, right? Some of you younger girls might not. Oh, I know what you’re talking about. They have all the different little headings.
What were those called? Pocket, pocket, pocket something. Pocket rocket. That’s what it was.
I have a drawer full of carts that I put together. And so I don’t even think you can get them anymore. Or if you can, they’re not that great.
Yeah. And these were the ones that had the batteries in them. Yeah, yeah.
The regular batteries. They were free before all the USB stuff. Well, we had a couple of those.
And, well, when you have more than one toy, well, you got to put them somewhere. And like I said, she started playing and she turned on the vibrator first. And it kind of tickled.
And I was like, well, that’s not so bad. And then the next thing I know is like, oh, hello, how are you doing? Nice to meet you. And it was all the way in.
So but I kind of liked it from the very jump. And as far as for guys playing with them, same roommate, she was premed. She taught me how to massage your prostate.
And having that kind of power was a lot of fun. Yeah. And back to those toys.
The one thing that was really great about them, you could hide your illicit cigarettes, if you know what I mean. Oh, those jazz cigarettes? I know what you’re talking about. Yeah, those left-handed cigarettes, you could hide them in there, take the batteries out, put them in there.
And if you ever got pulled over by a cop and they saw that, they never opened them. Never. I don’t want to touch it.
I don’t want to touch it. You have a nice day. Not knowing they could have found electric lettuce in there if they would have just looked.
Yeah. You know, that’s pre-TSA days. That’s how you would take your electric lettuce, as you want to call it, on the airplane.
Oh, it’s the devil’s lettuce. Yes. Wacky tabacky.
Mmm, grass. Blowing on those trees. Well, Miss Harper, would you mind regaling us with your love of butts and butt stuff? Do we have time? Oh, I’m just looking at the time now, too.
See what happens when you get into talking about butts and butt stuff. All right. So, in short, I like butts because there’s lots of nerve endings in there and you can do amazing things with them.
And it’s possible to make somebody come just from having their butt played with, which, what’s not to love? The only way I can, honestly. Okay. A little rub, a little touch.
Even if you don’t even penetrate, it’s still tons of fun. But also, the extreme ends of things are… Power and trust and all of that. And almost everybody, the first time they go in for little butt stuff, they’re nervous and they’re a little afraid.
Like, okay, but it’s not gonna hurt or anything, right? And I get off on that. So, that’s what I like about butts. Virgins.
I like virgins. The backdoor virgins. You should call Harper.
She’ll easily… More specifically, she likes defiling virgins. She likes chopping those black cherries. Yes.
It sounds like to me that Harper likes to make the brown eye blue. A little edging. She likes to make that brown eye open.
Wide. Black and blue. My brown eyed girl.
She said, get that centaur going. Yes. Well, I think we have time for at least one more of our panel guests to share their love of butts and butt stuff.
Me! I want to do it. Tell us all about the butt and butt love. Well, because listen, I have a very well-rounded approach to butt stuff.
I like both giving and receiving butt stuff. And I mean, I tell you what, I discovered my pussy and my cute little butthole right around the same time. And I like to tell people that I sadly desecrated every candlestick in my fucking house before I leveled up to some real toys.
Do you know that the candlesticks that are made out of a lower quality wax with the lower melting point, your body heat can deform them. Ask me how I know this. I do know.
I do know, actually. It’s a matter of fact. There were all these curved candles and people were like, why are they curved? I don’t know.
I have no idea. Are they? Are you sure? Are you sure they’re curved? That’s weird, huh? That’s odd. Never made the connection.
Maybe they melted. Oh my goodness. I’m in tears over here thinking about these.
Just what Maxie said, still cleaning out bits of wax after all these years. You know, if I’d done that, my luck would be that that would have been the night that the power went out and we really needed them. I’ve told you guys so many things about me.
I was really inventive. I was sticking eyeshadow applicators up my little hoo-ha. The other one.
And tapered candlesticks up my hiney. I was just any hole, any, what is it, any port in the storm? Yes. Well, with any good start to any anal play that you’re going to do, you really should warm up and you really should be doing these things with people that you trust.
And whenever you do things yourself, lots of lube. Lots of lube. Yes.
Agreed. That goes on top of the list. You probably really shouldn’t use candlesticks, even though we’ve talked about it.
That’s true. I meant to say that, actually. Disclaimer, you should not do that.
You should level up to real toys like I did. Or at least put a condom on at first or something. I don’t know.
You know what, we need to make one of those for Anal August. Right. We are trained professionals.
Do not try this at home. Oh my god. We’ve gone to the emergency room, so you don’t have to.
Exactly. Safety first. And just remember.
We’ve done all the wrong things, so we can tell you what not to do. Just remember, any time that you have to have any work done back there, it’s not the parts that cost a lot of money. It’s the labor.
There you go. That’s right. Well, we didn’t really get to get into a lot of ass worship.
So I’ll save that for the next time that I host. Because I’m hosting again this Anal August. I really love fun stuff.
So y’all are going to see me again, and we can talk. But this has been very enlightening. I feel like I’ve learned so much about everyone here.
And the things they enjoy. You know what I just realized? If she’s going to host twice, she’s going to double penetrate us. Oh, DP.
Get it. DP for the win. You all are getting blessed this month.
Take my divine blessings multiple times. And Becky, don’t we have another drawing to do? We do. Is everybody still in there? Yep.
Anybody sneak away? All right. Our next winner is going to be… I’m so excited. Can you feel it? Oh, fun.
Hold on. Hold on. I’m going to give you the little card.
Harper, you don’t get to say nothing about Edgen. You don’t get to say a goddamn word. For those of you not in the know, she had me fucking tortured.
Tortured during the sissy pageant. We need a new… All right. Sissy Joanna.
And let’s see what you won. Tell her what she’s won. Everybody do those damn wheels.
I want a wheel. Oh, you just got a wheel of names. Oh, I want one.
I’m just going to make them up and play. They are fun. Oh, fun.
So, Miss Joanna, you get yourself a paid… Or excuse me, a free 10-minute text session added to your next paid session with Michelle and Krista. Yay. Yay.
Yes. All of the two mistress calls right off the bat. So, that’s a free text.
Feels being generous. 10 minutes. For those of you that aren’t in the know, it was during the sissy pageant.
I’m throwing Miss Harper’s ass. Miss Barbara. Get her.
Yeah, I am. It’s my anniversary month. What are you guys going to do? Okay.
So, I get to be cranky. Miss Harper decided because she’s like, ew, we’re ahead of schedule. So, I get to tease and delay and deny everybody.
And she was like, going on and on and on and denying and delaying and edging all of us with who won the fucking sissy pageant. To the point that the mistresses were like, Harper. I went full reality show with it.
I even teased them like, and this is where we would go to commercials. This is where the commercial would come down. And this is where they would grasp each other.
And this is where they would sit there and there would be a close-up. And we’d be like, and this is where, bitch, we would be slapping you. I thought Becky was going to have a stroke.
I was seriously, I was like, Harper. If anybody’s ever seen those full-on effects of text messages where they do the whole bam with the words, that’s what we were doing there. We’re like, Harper.
And some of us were on full mute because it was the pageant. So, even us mistresses couldn’t talk. None of us liked talking.
We’re like, we’re messaging her in places we knew we could. We’re like, come on. And she just went.
She was having so much fun. Everything went. She was edging us.
She fucking domed us is what she did. We need to know. And I was like, just keep listening.
I have to interrupt for a second so I can do the secretary stuff. Free 10-minute text session with me and Michelle, but what was the other part of that? With a paid call. With a paid call.
Yes, yes. The next time Sissy Joanne does a paid call, she gets a free text session with me and the amazing mixtress, Krista. So excited.
So, so we have like 340 days that we are plotting our revenge. We do. Just saying, just saying.
You’re in trouble, Harper. You better lay low, girl. You know what? I must have really missed a lot there.
The entire empire is going to be gunning for you. Sleep with your eyes open. Why wait for 300 and some days? We only do it every day for 365 days.
Oh, she’s going to be the host. That’s why we’ve got like 300. But we are plotting a revenge.
We’re going to get her. I feel like we need that little western music. They do that.
A little tumbleweed blowing down the alley. Harper versus everyone. She was reveling in it and she wouldn’t stop.
And we’re like, Harper! I gotta go dispatch y’all. Have a good night. Thank you for coming.
Bye bye, ladies. It was so fun. Congratulations to David and Sissy Joanne’s night.
Yes. Yay. And don’t forget, you have to be here four out of the five weeks to end the very last week to get the grand prize.
That’s right. This is pretty badass. Must be present to win.
It is. Must be present to win. Oh, and you know what else we got going on? Hold the phone.
There is more because next week we got a fun little thing planned. Hold on. You want to come here.
Right. Hold on to your fannies. We’re doing Hunter’s very first Mistress Hot Seat.
So I want you guys. I’m going to put a link in here to submit questions. And ask some real doozies.
Get her. Get her. And I’m hosting next week too.
Oh, fun Krista. Oh, yes. Oh, thank you, Gigi.
Thank you, Gigi. Thank you. Look at all these beautiful people in our audience.
I know. I know. Patty, Sissy, Sissy Joanne, Sitting Bull, Gigi, Nacho.
You still don’t get to come. Tina, Erin, Maxie, Petunia. Congratulations, Queen.
Demi owns me. David and Kitty. And a couple of people who popped in and out and I’ve lost track of who was here.
But y’all are awesome. Thank you. Because Femdom Fridays wouldn’t be nearly as much fun without an audience.
I mean, we would still have fun, to be clear. But we wouldn’t have as much fun. That’s right.
That is true. Well, I am going to be in the Femdom Friday channel after we end this. If anybody wants to stop by and say hi, I’ll be there for about 30 minutes.
I’d love to see some people hop by there. But yes, please tune in next week. Femdom Fridays at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
Every Friday unless I’m overstated. And please follow us on all of our different social medias and check out our blog where we post our recaps. We post in case you missed it.
And we also post, you know, just some fun little things about the Femdom stuff we get into. Oh, my God, you guys. Actually, hold on.
You guys have to check out the Meet the Mistresses page. Hilarious. So funny.
Hilarious. Hold on. I’m getting it right now.
I had too much fun writing up those little. They’re hysterical. I’ll probably come and hang out with you for a little while in the Femdom Fridays room after we’re done.
Yay. Probably a whole half an hour, but a few minutes. Check out that link.
It is so funny. Harper did the cutest little blurbs that go with our bios. And just it’s a work of art.
It’s incredible. I laughed so hard. I love it.
My goal was outrageous hype. Oh, no, please go ahead. Oh, no, I was just going to tell them that my goal was outrageous hype.
And I’m pleased to say that I think I made it. Nailed it. I wrote all of them, Tina.
Those out munch on that until next week when Miss Krista will be hosting and billing Miss Hunter. You all have a fantastic evening, an even better weekend. And we can’t wait to see you next week.
Bye, everybody. See you all. Have a great weekend, everyone.
Take care. Bye. Bye, everyone.
Nighty night.
