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Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hey, Bestie.
We’ve got Mistress Aurora in here. Hey, Aurora. Hey.
I came out of the late night stupor, slumber, something. Oh, that’s amazing. Welcome to Femdom Friday.
Yes. That’s right. Yes.
Thank you for having the chat too. Hi, Miss Andy. Let us know.
Hello, Miss Andy. Turn your microphone on and hear your sexy, sexy voice. Well, I suppose we should.
Did we start the show? Did we start the stage? Mike’s already here. I’m just that good. You’re welcome.
You are that good. You are that good. So, welcome to Femdom Fridays, everyone.
You can find us live every Friday night at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time right here in the Enchantrix Empire Discord server, but you must be 18 or older to join. And you can listen to the replay on every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform. And I think we should go around and introduce ourselves, ladies.
Why don’t we start with Miss Aurora? Just let us know a little bit about you and where we can find you. Sounds good. So, I am Mistress Aurora, as Becky wonderfully introduced.
I am not the newest member of the Enchantrix Empire, but I’m still fairly new. So, most of my availability can be found either through Blue Sky or Twitter at Mindful Aurora. And then also here on Discord, I believe, just under LDW Aurora or Mistress Aurora.
And I try to usually hang out. Again, I like to be around for the overnight crowds and sometimes the early mornings as well. I’m right with you with the early morning.
All right. Let’s go to Miss Demi. Goddess Demi.
Goddess Demi. Hello, it’s Demi. And you can find me at sensualcocktease.com. Perfect.
And why don’t we go to Mistress Harper. I am everywhere. I am everything.
I am omniscient, omnipresent, et cetera, et cetera. You can find me at my blog is fetishphonesexblog.com. I also have whoreschool.net. I’m on Twitter or X or whatever the fuck it’s called. You can find me over there, Enchantrix Harper, all one word, no I, because there’s a typo.
Just, you know, accept it. It’s fine. It’s been like that.
You can also find me on Blue Sky. I am harperenchantrix.busky.social over there. So I’m everywhere.
And also you can find me obviously on Discord. Come find me. LDW Harper.
Perfect. Miss Krista, take it away. Well, hello, everybody.
This is Miss Krista. You can find me on my blog, which is phonesexfetishblog.com. I also have a show on Saturday nights at 9pm called Kinks and Drinks. You’re more than welcome to come check that out.
X or Twitter, whatever you want to call it. Krista Enchants. And I am on Blue Sky, which is MissKrista.BlueSky.Social, whatever.
But it’s MZ, not MS. Oh, MZ. That’s right. That’s right.
But that’s where you can find me. So, and I do the late night thing too with my bestie Michelle. So.
Speaking of your bestie Michelle, goddess Michelle, you’re on mute, sweetheart. Sorry about that. Hellotis.
I am your melodious and sometimes malefic goddess Michelle. You can find me over on themasturbatrix.com. You can also find me on Blue Sky at themasterbatrix.bsky.social. And you can find me on X at TheDivineMe. And also if you’re feeling a little, you know, froggy, bored, whatever, and you happen to be on EE, you can find me on there at Michelle C. And I’m usually mixing it up, putting stuff together in the Femdom Fridays group if you are over on EE.
So drop by and say hi sometime. I will say hi back. Excellent.
And I am Miss Becky. You can find me at intelligentphonesexcalls.com. You can find my podcast, Kinkology, The Psychology of Kink, every Friday by 6 p.m. New episodes hit. Today I did goddess worship, which is a really fun episode about how to properly worship your living, breathing goddess.
And you can find me at Twitter at missbeckyenchants. And that’s miss with an ms. And what else? Well, I think that’s all. But I did want to take some time out and welcome our audience.
Oh, I see some great people in there. Hello, Patty. Hello, Tiger Voice.
Hello, Addie. Hello, Pfizer and Mott and Demi Owns Me, our faithful, loyal crew. I’ve got Sweetheart Amber is in here.
McCoy. Hello. Footstool.
Princess Andy. Dakota Cowboy made it over here. So happy to see you.
That’s amazing. Transmute. Go ahead.
I was going to say, I guess we did a good job of getting him all set up with the discord. We did. Yeah.
One, two, three, John. And we’ve got Steven. Welcome to Femdom Fridays, everyone.
We actually have a really fun episode planned for tonight. We’re going to be talking about inky gift recommendations for those of us on the naughty list. As you know, I sit squarely in the naughty list and I’m not sorry at all.
I regret nothing. So I think it’ll be really, really fun. So I guess I’ll just start out by asking what is on your Christmas wish list this year? You naughty, naughty mistresses and you little subbies.
And we just. Like for real on my, like something. Okay.
A bunch of Zach’s toys. Which ones? Name because it’s on your list. Rebecca.
But I do love the Lovance toys. There’s a few that I don’t have. And yeah, the key to a cage.
I like that. That’s a good answer. I would.
So I don’t know if you guys have heard of the fuck yeah machine. I have the mini sex machine by Lovance and I fucking love it, but I like big toys too. And yeah, I do.
The fuck yeah machine is no fucking joke. Let me drop a link right there in the chat. That is like the fucking industrial strength version of fuck machines.
And I need that. And a Sibian. Yeah.
Oh, I’ve been wanting one of those forever. Yeah. They’re wonderful.
Which one? The Sibian. Oh God. Yes.
You have one, don’t you, Michelle? Yes, I do. Motor’s dying because it’s old. I had one and it died.
So I want a new one. I want a new one. They have a multi-year warranty on them though.
It’s like 10 years or something. Yeah. I was looking at their website going, Ooh, that’s a nice looking warranty.
Don’t mind if I do. The warranty is fantastic. It’s just, I think I’m outside of mine because again, mine is old.
Yeah. Me too. I got mine when I was still in the air force.
Put it on your list. So yeah. Put it on your Christmas list.
We can all get Sibian for Christmas. If not, if not the Sibian, you know, there is the clam 9000. Oh, put the meme down.
Put the meme down. That was really funny. I have some really cute butt plugs.
The ones with the, have the little tails on them. I’ll drop them in the chat, but those are on my list because I think those are adorable. And also like, I’m really into dressing up whenever we’re having fun times and I like having the little fox, little submissive fox.
They’re cute. So that’s on the top of mine. I want to do more of that in the bedroom.
Here we go. These are from Spencer. There’s some different, better ones.
Oh, I want to see the nice. Oh, that’s so pretty. I love that.
Pink ombre. I was thinking some little subbie that likes being dressed up might enjoy that with me. Oh, yeah.
Oh, you want vintage lingerie. I want vintage lingerie. I would like to try the spinal.
Love it. It’s supposed to have a heating deal with it. Did you see how fast it went? Like it punches your little fucking hole.
It’s basically the supersonic version of a fuck toy. Kind of like the hyphy is the supersonic clitoral toy. I need a hyphy still.
Instant orgasms. And anybody that doesn’t have a dummy too yet, get one. You have no idea what you’re missing out on.
Oh my God. You know, I was looking online just earlier today because I was like, man, my neck is sore. I need one of those neck machines.
And then my brain was like, dumb ass, you have a dummy. Yeah, no kidding. Right? Yeah.
After you did it too, right? Exactly. I will be first. I’m going to lay on it for my back.
And then I’m going to flip over and lay on it for everything else. I tried that one. And it just ended up in between my legs.
Oh, I love to ride. I love being on my tummy and just riding my toys. Oh, that’s the best.
I got super horny the other day and I wound up like humping a pillow for a while. That’s hot. I saw a blog post about that matter of fact.
It may have inspired me to write that blog post because I was laying there going, give me the friction. Touch. That’s right.
And when in question, just say, yes, Miss Becky. That’s right. Yes.
The aptly named drink for tonight’s festivities. Harper, what’s on your Christmas gift list? Spankings. Are you giving them or do you want them? I’m handing them out.
I have a list. I’ve checked it multiple times. I know who’s getting what, where, when, and how.
Hand over, bitches. Spankings are happening. I also, in a non-kinky sort of a way, a friend of mine, I’m really looking forward to this.
And I’m terrible at it. I’m terrible at it. I’m terrible at keeping secrets.
So I’m going to tell you guys. So a friend of mine, I bought a cake of the yarn, like this really pretty purple to pink ombre yarn. It’s very, very fine thread, untwisted.
And I’m going to give it to her on like, it’s just yarn cake of fucking very expensive yarn. I’d be like, here you go. And then she’s going to get to pick a pattern and I will make that yarn into whatever shape it is.
It’s going to be awesome. It’s going to be so cool. That is cool.
Yeah. I feel better. I really am shit at keeping secrets.
So thank you. What about you, Aurora? What’s on your Christmas wish list? Y’all are like, inspiring me, honestly. So I already got the spinel or spinal or whatever it’s called.
You do? Is it so good? I want it. It’s fantastic. Oh, yeah.
Well, when I’m using the handle attachment, it really does look like a ray gun that just obliterates your pussy. You know, sometimes you kind of need that. You need that sort of energy in your life.
Or at least I do. I can’t speak for everybody. It looked like a ray gun.
It looked very much like a little futuristic. Yeah. I would be lying if I didn’t hold it up like I was a space pirate or something.
Don’t come at me. I’ve got a thrusting dildo and I’m not afraid to use it. I might replace the gun in my nightstand.
Just go ahead and have that. Okay. I want to fuck you to death with this.
Not the worst way to go. So like, yeah, no, I very much love it. And when it’s not put together, it looks very discreet.
It almost looks like one of those fancy Bluetooth speakers. So I’m like, oh, if this were to fall out in the middle of moving, just happening to be in the bottom of the box being carried by my grandchild, I wouldn’t be mortified. Oh, no.
But yeah, no, I actually really like it. A fuck machine would be pretty great just in general, because there’s so many different toys that I would like to have, you know, accessible without me needing to use my arm and all that extra effort to work on. But I think the other thing that I love is a really, really beautiful dressing gown.
Like, like the vintage ones of like, the woman who you’re like, is she old money? Or is this insurance money? Like what what happened here? I love your giant hat, your dressing gown, like that’s all you wear. And that’s all I want to be. So I love that.
Right. So dramatic. I love it.
Yes, I found a new company that I want to get my Christmas presents from. It’s called For Love and Lemons. And it’s so good.
I’m putting it in the chat. Really, really nice. Ooh.
Oh, yes. Very sexy. Right? Super sexy lingerie.
I was really, really impressed. And I want this vinyl. That’s on my list.
Ooh, speaking of. Those are sexy. I am such a fan of strappy nuggers.
I really love Agent Provocateur. Me too. I love their lingerie.
I love them too. They’re the best. I’m going to add a few of theirs to my list.
But what about Thorn and Fable? No, not Thorn and Fable. Thorn and Thistle? Thorn and Thistle, yeah. Cutes and Lace, I like too.
Very cute. Cutes and Lace, yeah. I like their retro line.
I put Thorn and Thistle to check it, and all the Bible verses came up. Oh, no. Maybe it’s this one, Thorn.
Yeah. All right. Let me find it.
I got all the lingerie in this chat because I love them. That’s what it is. This will inspire.
I swear. We’re dropping it in there. I am doing that.
Awesome. Ooh, that’s a thick link. Thank you.
It’s a big one. I like your big link. Did you see the size of that link? Big link energy.
Oh, my God. Yeah, Connie. We can take it.
You can take it. That is hot. Ooh, these body suits are insane.
Yes. I am going to drop a link in here too. For those of you ladies that still wear slips, I do.
I love them. I think it’s a very feminine garment. But there is a wholesaler, and they ship worldwide, and they have really good prices.
Did you mean to say ho seller? Ho seller, yes. Ho. Okay, just checking.
Ho, ho, Santa Claus. That’s right. There’s at least three hoes in this group here.
I’m all three of them. Ho, ho, ho is just Becky showing up three times. Just me.
It’s just all of her appearances in a night. Well, I also gave you guys some assignments, right? I said to bring some of your best gift recommendations for those of us on the naughty list. So I think we’ll start out with stocking stuffers.
Do you guys have any stocking stuffers? I do. Throw them down in the chat. I want to see naughty little stocking stuffers.
I found a ton of them. Thank you, too. I found several.
Here’s one. Sharing a thick link myself. Here we go.
So I like to give the anal pleasure, not receive. I put some butt plugs in the chat. I love all kinds of different butt plugs, but one of my favorite for using on somebody or making them have is the edge.
I love the edge. That’s a good one. Thank you, Becky.
Yes, Miss Becky. Great stocking stuffer. That is a great stocking stuffer.
I love that. Yes, it is. Nature’s cock shots all over the place.
I love these panties that I posted because I definitely want somebody kissing me under the mistletoe. Yeah. I really like the shot glass.
It’s personalizable. You can personalize it. Thanks for all the orgasms.
Keep that shit up. That’s a very good one. Lucky David.
Lucky David. Lucky Megan. Yeah.
Let’s see what Demi owns me has. Oh, pleasure palette game cards. Femdom game card with humiliating tasks for slaves.
Oh, good job. Oh, I want to play pleasure palace. That’s good.
Oh, panty vibrator. It is a good toy. However, I just I think that the the love in the the lush and the volts is a little bit more fun.
And if you really want to have both simulations, the dulcy is really good for that, too. Do you have the new the new dolce? I think it’s a three. No, I do not.
I have not got that yet. I’m still running on outdated software. Oh, get it, Krista.
Oh, I will. But I think I’m going to have to have that that spinal first. Yeah.
Yeah, that looks good. Oh, you know, final. I’m like, what? Because it blows your back out.
But maybe I don’t know. I think they ought to call it the epidural. Though I’m pretty sure it’s going to make everything go numb after a little bit.
Probably. The oh, no, I saw God. Oh, you faithful.
Oh, come all ye faithful. Precisely. I’m glad you understood where I was going with that, because I’m like, am I just the weirdo just singing on femdom Fridays? Don’t mind me.
Oh, you should. You we we’ve had we’ve had singing happening. Harper does it.
She makes it. Harper. That big bully.
More good stuffers. I’m so mean. Oh, girl, you know, really? Look at mine.
Krista are like right in line. I love that. Okay, let me get let me share a link with you guys.
Oh, I like links. Is it a big so many things I want earlier? It’s a big link. Yes.
Seven laws of ass eating. Oh, there’s actually laws. Oh, I want to I want to meet the people that enforce these laws.
This is why I’m broke. Oh, look at that. Oh, that’s awesome.
A bong butt plug. That’s perfect. I want one.
Can you imagine? Like having I don’t know. Someone like maybe like footstool here on all fours. Just willingly sitting there while I hit my bong.
We need to have what he really wants. Is a bong that is shaped like a high heel Louboutin. Don’t you still? Don’t you? Oh, honestly.
I had one like a little water, like little water wheel with like a little cab cabin. And it got gross real fast. But it was cool for like the first couple times that it worked.
Oh, you know, I found out at sea. Yeah, say that again. I had a bong that had like a little water wheel inside of it.
So you when you would drag from it, it would just like make the water wheel spin. It got it was so cute. The first couple times I used it.
I was like, that’s so cool. I found these on Etsy. I thought they were hysterical.
I know people I would give them to. I do. I know people that I would straight up be like, listen, it’s worth a try.
It’s worth a try. Let’s see what we can do. Delivery the Etsy witches have reached a new Yes, which is I love it.
And listen, they’re like, they’re like guaranteed results are free recast. I wonder, okay, so I wonder how she how she like, defines it like you need to wait eight weeks at least for the spells to take effect. And anything under this much length is counted as not results.
Can you imagine having having to field all the pictures that she’s going to get to look at it? It’s the same size. What if it gets smaller? So fun story. I actually used to work in debit card disputes.
And I would have situations where I had to explain like person wanted to buy a haunted doll. And the doll they got was not haunted. And like, first of all, people would buy sex toys and not say that they were sex toys.
So then when I went to the merchant and said, Oh, yeah, this person bought equipment. They’d be like, we don’t sell equipment. We sell vibrators and massive dildos and butt plugs.
So how is that not equipment? When you do this, you have to be very specific as to what’s missing in order for the in order for the person to win the dispute. So you have to say like, Oh, it’s a purple dildo, eight inches, full silicone. You have to like describe it well enough.
Also, honestly, kind of into the idea of a haunted dildo. What? I know. That does sound fun.
Listen, I’ve got a friend who swears up and down that she had sex with a ghost. She swears it up and down. She had this really vivid experience with a ghost.
And she could feel them and she could feel the ghost cock inside of her. And, you know, cool. I’ve read that erotica.
Yes, Andy. That’s a haunted erotica. So, okay.
What about a blog? Your ghost hotel blog. Oh, yeah. That was a good blog.
That was. Princess Andy says, unless it starts booing, booing you. No booze.
It would never be well inside of me. I wouldn’t dare. You’ll think it’s lucky stars.
Oh, I’d make sure it understood that its current situation is not as bad as it could be. If it booed me. Right.
Exorcism if it tries to boo me. I’m telling you. That’s not fun.
This one made me think of. Don’t think that I will not get Bruno out after a ghost too. I will.
Teach him what for. That’s right. He’s going to be running around with a spray bottle full of Florida water.
Going, oh yeah. Florida water. What’s Florida water? It’s for cleansing stuff, like spiritual cleansing.
It’s used in voodoo or hoodoo. You can put it like in a spray gun, like a water pistol. Oh, really? My question is, does it repel evangelicals? If you aim it right.
Okay. Right in the face. It’s like a lightly perfumed water, basically.
Spritz them right in the face. The power of perfume scares me. The power of perfume.
I actually think, I know there’s, I actually have people I could buy this for. I’m considering it. Oh, that is awesome.
That is. Chess anyone? Isn’t it funny how all the palms are penises? Because they are, well, disposable. She’s right.
Landon Haymakers tonight. Because they can be turned into queens. Right.
Well, yeah. You know, with the right mistress. Or in panties or a cage.
Definitely the panties. Oh, I like that. Somebody just mentioned the song Detachable Penis.
Wasn’t that one of the songs we listened to during that wild session we had, Demi? I think that was Dick in a Box. No. We listened to Detachable Penis too.
Did we? Yeah, we did. That was so fun. That was such a fun session.
It really was. We are talking Detachable Penis by Insane Clown Posse, right? Or am I just in a totally different fucking universe? Is that by Insane Clown Posse or is that? I thought it was. No, I can’t remember who it was.
Yeah, it’s Detachable Penis. Oh, hold on. King Missile.
Yeah, King Missile. King Missile, okay. Sitting Bull.
Thank you. I am in the wrong universe. Let me find my way back to the one that we’re currently in.
Thanks. Well, you know, that’s not, you know, you’re not off. It’s just Insane Clown Posse.
That would have been a good guess because they do so much good stuff. Favorite one. They do some wild stuff.
Any other songs, my favorite by all means, is Eminem and Nothin’ But a Bitch. I love that song because I feel that way. Really? Eminem? I love Eminem.
Yes, and I love when they say, do it on my lip like a milk ad. I just don’t think of the one where they’re like Santa Claus is a big fat cuck or some shit. And I’m like, this is fantastic.
It’s also probably not something I should be listening to as a minor, but as an adult, this is fine. Wow. So let’s see.
I found so many fun things. We were talking about this. We were talking about this earlier today.
Can anyone recognize what this is? Oh, yes. Can I clear my screenshots? That’s what I want for Christmas. Only because that is a cum-infused thingamajigger.
Krista, you stop. Krista, you stop. Krista, you stop it.
That’s one way to ensure that you get all of this just for yourself. I am so going to, you’re going to, yeah. I’m going to have you try these with me.
I’m not going to turn it down. I don’t have a problem with cum though. It’s not cum.
It’s sticky wicky. You can call it whatever you want. You know, I know there’s several means for that.
Dave. He was waiting for his moment, wasn’t he? He was so waiting. He was so waiting.
Somebody mention it. Somebody say it. Say the thing.
Say it. And then you did. Covered in cum.
That’s the orgasm that you’ve all heard around the world. That was Dave. It was bukkake Dave.
You don’t want your fingers to get pregnant from the cum. That’s why the black gloves. Yes.
Coasters, anyone? Oh, I love that. I like that. I wonder what the one that’s covered up says.
What does the one that’s covered up say? I don’t know. Something dick. Yeah.
Big dick. Yeah, maybe big dick. Yeah.
Big and fat. Footstool says I’ll take the cock coaster. I’m just trying to figure out, like, is this a situation where the cum slut and the hot wife are separate, two separate entities? So this is five people in a room, including a hot wife, a bull and a cock.
And then also a slut and a big dick. I think Felicia’s right. I think it’s cum dump.
I like that one. Oh, I bet she’s right. That does look like a pee.
Yeah, it does. Doesn’t it? Oh, I think you’re right. Good job.
Good job. Like, cum dump. What about a cock cootery board? Oh, I love that.
I really do love that. Honestly, if you look it up, if you if you make the picture bigger, it’s so funny. It says at the top, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Who wants to tickle my pickle? I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled.
Best meat in town. Suck on these nuts. Like, it’s just a gift that keeps giving.
Oh, and you can have little jars of dipping sauce kind of just spraying out from the tip. Yes. Oh, my God.
How to manage your pecking addiction. The picture is fucking amazing. Oh, my God.
The tear for crying down his little ass face. I just love it so much. I can’t get enough.
Poor guy. You can never have enough pegging. Right? Pegging is my cardio.
Right? Oh, I like that. Get those legs up, sluts. And just so you know, this is how it all starts.
I need a shirt for for wearing to work out that says pegging is my cardio. Oh, yeah. Like, I want to invest in that one.
Fuck, yeah. And that’s how it all starts. Yes.
Your search history must be incredible. Wild. I bet you I’ve got an assigned FBI agent that just watches over me.
Internet. Oh, here she comes. What crazy thing is she gonna get today? Here she comes.
Well, not yet. But I make a lot of bread and those bread clips are actually sending me. Those are so funny.
They’re so funny. These are cute, too. I just like I just like I’m gonna crumb.
And look, she’s waiting for me with icing. So wholesome. There is another ornament that I found that I thought was really funny.
And it actually it looks really funny because it is. It looks almost like clean until you really look at it. And then you see.
Oh, I know what that is. That was designed by the Disney artist. The same one that did the original the original what you call it.
Yeah. To where they had all the all the spires and the castles were phalluses. Oh, yeah.
Yep. You know, I bet I could crochet something like that. A little snowflake ornament.
I bet I could do that. Can’t hear you. I was saying I could probably crochet a snowflake ornament like the.
Oh, Harper Harper could do this. Here you go, Harper. I’m sure you’re a little penis, you mean? I love that.
I fucking love that. I thought of Harper with a couple things too. There’s jingle my bells.
It’s a positive penis. Maybe a tiny penis, but I believe in you. You do your thing.
The little penis that could. I think I can. I think I can.
The little penis that tried his very hardest. Hardest. Oh, look at these.
Thanks a lot. It’s been a while. Sissy Roberta’s in the house.
Hey there, Sissy Roberta. Good to see you. I want to go to somebody’s house and find them.
Classy little comrades. I love them. Um, oh my God, I love it.
Look at the little sperm. I didn’t even realize that that’s what it was. That’s fucking great.
That’s so great. Oh, you guys. Oh, I love.
Oh, I love those. I need a Christmas tree of all of those. Listen, this is, this is not a ha ha laffy laffy.
This is a game that I want to get for us to play. Oh, God. That is in my tip top part right now.
I found really fucking games the other day. Yeah. That looks so funny.
That looks so fun. You know, I have been said, I’ve been saying this for a little while. I don’t choose.
If I am given a choice of one or the other or another one, I want all three. So, Chris, you’re so hilarious. Just so you know, I think the game is, is that they give you a scenario and you have to guess if the person was drunk, stoned or stupid.
You have to choose between them. Yeah, I was kind of hoping I could be all three. Shit.
Well, you’re not stupid, but you are the other two. Most of the time. Yeah.
This was funny, too. As I would say, wash your ass. Sure.
Yeah. Your ass with soap. And tell you what, I’m going to walk them again, then powder them.
You can also wash your dick. Oh, there you go. Soap.
Way. Way. I don’t get a dick envy very often, but that product is one of the things that has given me just the slightest bit of dick envy where I’m like, you know, it’d be kind of cool to have a dick and be able to use that.
Well, I got you covered. Hold on. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Now it’s going to take forever for me to find it. And what’s funny, Patty, is even just the dick envy just happens like I still would be 100% me just with a massive dick.
Same. No, I can’t find the dick soap. I found big dick soaps, but here for the golfer in your life.
So fun. Did I find. This one is perfect.
I don’t know about that, but I do have something for your birth control for. Just a second. I found these just for you guys.
I love that. I tried. Here we go.
Here you go. This is for all of you. So you don’t breed.
Oh, God. Yes. I worked at a bakery very briefly.
I called those finger condom and the way my manager came. She’s like their finger comes. Oh, no.
Those are those are tiny condoms. They’re tiny. But that size penis needs that many condoms.
So they have tiny cocks and their premature ejaculators. Got it. Yes.
Yes, exactly. They’re not. And that’s a lifetime supply.
For them and their buddies. Merry Christmas, Prejax. Enjoy.
Plop plop. I just. Didn’t go through.
Harper, make the sound. What sound? What? Plapping sound. Special effects.
Oh, I love it. It reminds me of this morning. It does.
I almost said it in session. I almost was like plapgasm. I found little gemstones for the little hippie who loves cock.
Aw. Those look so fun. They’re so cute.
They are cute. Just little bitty cutie patooties. Balance our chakras.
Yeah, there we go. Rearrange my chakras with those. Yes, Miss Aurora.
For a couple. There we go. Yeah.
The ornaments are fun. Yeah, they are. This is also fun.
For the phone addict. Oh my God, I need that in my office. I need that.
That would be so perfect. Bookmarking this. There’s some great ones.
Now here’s one that I was genuinely impressed by. That’s a motto right there. Live, laugh, come.
Yes. Uncontrollably. Oh God, I need that chair.
Somebody’s got to get me that chair. Chrissy, you found some great. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. But I wanted to, you know, for all of you guys that are really into the butt stuff and you like butt plugs. I found the perfect one for you that I don’t think you’ll ever outgrow.
This is for you ambitious, but enthusiastic. You’ve got some things you want to accomplish next year. I love that.
And I can’t find it right now. But the other one that I really loved was Grimace is a butt plug. And that’s how he got his name.
Think about it. Oh, yes, I have. Okay, hold on.
I have a picture. Yeah, I had it, but I don’t know where it’s at. Yeah, it’s going to take me like five days to find that.
What about that for the tea lover? I’m the tea bagger. That’s so great. Oh, no.
There it is. Yep. And now you realize how he got his name.
Now, I know that when you order stuff that it’s supposed to be discreetly wrapped. But for whatever reason, this showed up. Well, damn, it was kind of embarrassing.
You shouldn’t be embarrassed. I would love to get that and send that to somebody. Right.
I would so send that to somebody. Light this wick and I’ll suck that dick. I love that.
Of course, I would be actually having somebody suck that dick for me. I’d be the lighter of that candle. Oh, I saw one that said, light this candle when you want to blowjob.
Yeah. I’ve got a couple of those. And there’s another one that for the ladies.
When I light this, it’s time for you to suck my clit. I like that. I like this one too.
Just like this wick, my clit is lit. And it is. Oh, look at that candle.
The candle is so great. Oh, my goodness. Oh, we’re disappearing cock.
I know. Where did the hard one go? I love that. I like it because it comes with restraints.
And little shackles. Yes. Well, it is about that time.
But before we go, I wanted to check in with anyone and see if we had any fun announcements going on. I do. Go ahead, Demi.
Do your thing. Thank you, Krista. I have a new Denial eBook in the Assignment Shop.
31 Days of Denial Part 2. And I also have a Denial Edging, Denial Teasing audio. And they’re 20% off this month, so go fucking get them. Yes.
Yum. Yes, Roberta. Anybody needs denial, it’s Roberta.
Right? If y’all want to join Whore School on the 21st, so that’s this coming Sunday at 11 p.m., I’m having the Whore School Winter Singalong. And a whole bunch of the ladies have sent in songs where they sing winter songs for us. So come join us.
You don’t have to be good at singing. Because singing’s for everybody. It’s kind of a wintery tradition.
Sounds like fun. Come hang out. Princess Andy says in the chat that she’s got a fun blog post coming out tomorrow called The 5 Days of Cum-Eating.
And you can find it at phonesexprincessblog.com. Oh, fun. And tomorrow night, I have on Kinks and Drinks, I am going to be discussing distance toy play. And all the misconceptions about it not being safe, how to make it safe, and how to actually set up your toys to be able to do this.
And I’m also going to have a couple of fun stories to go with it. Sounds so fun. I have one thing.
Miss Krista and I have a winter edition assignment in the shop. Just in case anyone hasn’t seen it. But it’s available now until the first day of spring.
So if you’re a sissy that struggles with the wintertime blues, check out me and Miss Krista’s assignment in the shop. I will throw that link into the chat too. Just to be safe side.
Excellent. I have an announcement. I wanted to let you guys know that we already have our January Mistress Hot Seat booked.
We’ve got the one, the only Mistress Aurora is going to come out for her very first Mistress Hot Seat. So we’re super excited. So be sure to join us on the 16th.
And be sure to put in your questions for her. And hold on one second. I’m going to grab that link for you.
Yes. I am looking forward to it. So just don’t forget to go ahead and submit your questions for Mistress Aurora.
It’s going to be awesome. I’m super excited about it. And make sure that you guys get everything that needs to be on your Christmas wish list for the naughty list.
Right. We have plenty of ideas to do. So before we go, I just want to remind everybody.
Thank you for listening to Femdom Fridays. You can find us every single Saturday on your favorite podcast platform. Right.
That comes out and you can check out femdomfridays.com. And we’ve got fun little teasers coming up. That’s what you can kind of always check and see what’s coming up. What’s what we’ve been doing.
All that good stuff. And with that, ladies, I am perfect, whole and complete. How about you? Hell yeah.
Yeah. My stockings are sufficiently stuffed for the evening. You guys, thanks for coming out.
Yeah. You guys have a safe holiday and a very fucking kinky and naughty holiday. Yes.
Absolutely. We will see you next week after the after the holiday is over. You’ll be able to tell us all about those kinky gifts that you guys got.
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. It’s the new year.
Oh shit. That’s right. All right.
Bye everyone. Bye. Nighty night.
