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All right. Welcome to FemDom Fridays. You can find us live every Friday at 9pm Eastern on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server.
But you must be 18 or older to join. You can listen to the replay, at least on Saturday and probably before then on your favorite podcast platform. Tonight, we’re going to talk about kinky goals because fuck it.
It is the day after Christmas and everyone’s brains are thoroughly fried. So we will be relaxed tonight. It’s easy, simple.
Harper demands it. I do demand it. So let’s have everybody introduce yourselves all at the same time.
My name is Becky. Oh, come on. Look at us, we’re so polite.
Come on, we’re supposed to do it together. All right, Becky, go first. All right.
I am Miss Becky. You can find me at intelligentphonesexcalls.com. You can find me on Twitter @MsBeckyenchants. And you can find kinkology, the psychology of kink, my podcast on your favorite streaming platform.
And you should definitely listen to her podcast. Also, next time you do a session with Miss Becky, definitely ask her to sing to you. Miss Bianca, tell us everything about you.
Well, that would be us. But let’s start where to find me. I, of course, here on Femdom Fridays and I have a blog, kinkyfilmfantasy.com. I’ve done some remodeling over there.
So come check out my questionnaire about me. It’s really nice. I’m Miss Bianca E.E. on X and enchantrix Bianca on the birdie one.
Who’s guy? There we are, that’s me. That’s you. That’s everything, how to get a hold of you.
But that doesn’t tell us like who you are on a deep existential level. I guess they have to- I’m not even sure I completely understand that one. I took a training one time, one of those existential trainings and the instructor screamed at us, who are you for like a 60 minutes? Yeah, it was, it was like, it’s fucking intense.
Oh God, I would cry. No. Every answer that you get, they were like, nope.
You’re like, I’m my memories, I’m my beliefs, I’m my thoughts. Nope, nope, nope. You’re wrong.
We were like, who am I? I don’t know. Oh goodness. No, no, that’s wrong.
That’s not how you do that. All right, Ms. Demi, tell everybody. Everything.
I’m Demi and you can find me at sensualcocktease.com. Yeah, go there and check out my About Me page and a few of my blogs and email me. And you can find me on Discord at LDWDemi. Perfection, short, sweet, every nugget of information we needed.
I am Harper. I have a blog, fetishphonesexblog.com. I have a podcast, Whore School. And if you go to whoreschool.net, you can find out all about my podcast.
I’m on social media and I’m trying to be more active on social media despite the fact that I fucking hate it. I am on Twitter, Enchantrix Harper, no I. Blue Sky, Harper Enchantrix, with an I. And everywhere else. I’m a little brain fried today because I spent the day fixing our bot that posts from Feedly into the Discord here in the new blog content channel.
And you can see it. It definitely did that once I got it to work again. 39 times in a minute.
Thank you for that, Harper. GnarlyHabit says, is there anything Ms. Harper can’t do? And truthfully, we have not found it. I’m sure it exists someplace, but we don’t know what it is.
I’m sure there’s something I can’t do. I cannot, wait, am I allowed to say that? No, I probably can’t say that. Can you suck your own dick? If it’s big enough, if it’s long enough, yes.
Anything over 12 inches, technically I can suck my own dick. Ms. Michelle, I see that you snuck in over here. Would you please tell people where to find you and every single detail about yourself? Absolutely.
I am your melodious and sometimes malefic goddess, Michelle. You can find me over on themasterbatrix.com. I am also on Enchantrix Empire, our internal social media, at Michelle C. And you can also find me on X at D, T-H-E-E, divine me. And also over on Blue Sky at themasterbatrix.bsky.social. As far as interesting or fun things about me, feel free to read my blog and ask me questions because I do love answering questions.
Love being interviewed. So fun. Awesome.
So in the audience tonight, we’ve got Ms. Addie, Tina, Ivy, Mott, Felicia French Fry, Demi Owns Me, and David. And there’ve been a few other people in and out and I may have missed a few. So hi folks.
Welcome to the show. We’re talking about kinky goals tonight. And I hope that everyone has given some contemplation because we give you a whole week’s worth of warning about what the show topic’s going to be.
If you follow the femdomfridays.com blog, which you should, we give you a warning about what the show topic’s going to be. So everyone should have already done their fricking homework. So kinky goals.
We’re gonna think a little bit about sex. It’s a good thought, right? We’re gonna think about sex in terms of what we want and exactly how we’re gonna go get what we want in 2026 or really anytime ever at all. And what I asked people to do was to contemplate and think about what kind of things do you want in your sex life and in your kink life in particular and even possibly what kinds of kinky fun things you might want to use as a reward for yourself for meeting other goals.
So who’s Becky? Do you have a goal? I do have a goal. So listen, one of my goals and I just talked about it in the best of 2025 episode that just hit today for kinkology, one of my goals is in 2026 I want to have a two mistress call with every fucking mistress in the empire and somebody needs to make that happen for me, right? Like somebody, some peoples, some more than one bodies needs to make that happen for me. That is gonna be such a good time.
I just really wanna get a chance to know everybody. Everybody should get a little piece of Becky, I think. I love that.
Two mistress calls are an awful lot of fun or three mistress calls. You get too far above three though and it starts to get a little unwieldy because none of us are capable of shutting up. Didn’t we have a six mistress call during our anniversary month, right? We did one? We did.
That was so awesome. Who was the lucky recipient of that? Wasn’t that? That was Patty. Yes, that was Patty.
Oh, that’s fun. That was awesome. Felicia said a 31 mistress call.
Yeah, those have happened. I think the company record was 16 though. Holy moly.
Oh, that would have been amazing. And a couple of years ago we did the Stroke-a-thon and had- Oh, that was fun. I remember that.
Yeah. So fun. Stroke-a-thon.
So there were like 30 mistresses and then a bunch of guys all jerking off for us. That was amazing. It really was.
Man, I need to attend that one. I would do it again. It was really hot.
I love it. It sounds really hot. Making them lose.
Hell, yes. Lose their loads. So many little religions going off on the rise.
Right. It was hot. Miss Demi, do you have a goal for 2020? A sexy goal for 2020? I do.
I want to explore more Tantra. I really enjoyed the session that you and I did together, Harper. And that’s something I really want to explore more.
Tantra is so much fun to add to your sex life and your meditation life too. Just that beautiful, deeply embodied spirituality and sexuality and blurring the lines between them. Oh, it’s good stuff.
Fucking hot. So do you think that you’re going to collect yourself a partner or two or three and try? I want a harem. I want my own harem of sensual lovers to worship me.
Ooh, I love that. I am so down for that chat. He has.
That’s so perfect. So more of that. More of that.
Gonna light a red candle for you, Miss Demi. Manifest that energy. Thank you.
Oh, of course. I’m verklempt. You overcame me, my goodness.
Miss Bianca, do you have a sexy goal for 2026? Oh, hell yes. I have a few. I’m trying to pull out a few here.
Definitely to be worshiped more. I am so into body worship and I want more leather catsuits and new BDSM equipment. I wanna experiment with things I haven’t before.
Oh, and I am manifesting as a sissy that has a huge wardrobe that I personally can go and play with them and dress them up like a fucking Barbie doll. The sissies I have in my personal life don’t have so much clothes. You know, they’re skittish, shy, not out.
Oh, I wanna go play Barbie doll. Yes. Yes.
It’s fun to dress them up. Yeah. And prance around and shake that cute little tushy.
And like all the things they have for like sissy BDSM, all the pretty little restraints and things. I mean, that would be two goals in one right there. Word.
Miss Michelle. Yes. What’s your goal? And yes, I looked at the Femme Dumb Friday’s blog and I saw the comment that you left, so I already know.
Well, that’s one of them. That is more of a submissive goal because I really do need to keep up with my rope tying and untying because I like being tied up. And the thing that always makes me feel safest in those scenarios is being able to get myself out of it.
So that’s typically why I practice and I’m kind of rusty right now because I haven’t really been doing too many of those scenes as a submissive in the last few years. But that’s a subby goal that I put on there. As a switch mistress, I have submissive goals and dominant goals.
But as a Dom, I really do wanna get on this, what is it? Love Ends Kick, where you get to control people’s toys. Yeah, I might have to slide on over there to the robotic side. Because I really would like to control those toys.
I also would like to relinquish control of my toys to Krista, because she said that I could and she said that it would be fun and I believe her, so. I love mutual masturbation calls too. Right? And I think me and her would have fun tag teaming some subs in that regard.
But I want her to do it to me too. So maybe that’s another submissive goal there. Maybe she could tease you and he can touch.
That’s what she said. She said that she would tease me. She said that she would make it so that I, she was like, she said, I’ll stop you in your tracks a few times, honey.
So I believe her. Speaking of, here’s her drink for the night since she’s not here yet. Oh, she’s wishing us all, yeah.
Ooh, sexist, yes. She said that that title was courtesy of Mott. So thank you for that, Mott.
I know she was happy about that. She was tickled pink. Well, it looks like the drink is pink.
Bacardi. Yes, please. Donka.
A whole lot of rum. Mott. Port wine, lime juice, grapefruit juice, demerara, simple sugar.
Hello. Cinnamon club soda. Oh, I’d eat those garnishes.
It sounds dangerous. Like you wouldn’t even know how many you’ve drank in. You’re like, oh shit, I’m drunk.
Texas. Yes. It got you there.
All done. Damn. But I think I have one more goal that I would like to share.
This one’s kind of specific. So, you know, for the subject that this is for, I honestly do want, just like Bianca was saying about dressing up some sissies and putting them, you know, getting your Barbie doll on, the little dress up that you do. I really want to do a teasing session where I put a decently sized sissy or someone who enjoys feminization.
I would really like to put them in a mini skirt and tease them and spank their little bottom every time the skirt comes up because of their excitement. That is a goal. That’s very specific, but I’m manifesting that session.
That’s a great goal. They say be specific with your wishes and I’m doing it. The intention is strong with this one.
That is hilarious. Got to tame your excitement in your mini skirt or you’re going to get it. These little butt cheeks bouncing up and down.
Ooh, yeah. So my goals for 2026, I would like to work on my rope skills with a submissive and give them the challenge of trying to escape from my rope. Ooh.
Oh my God. Nice job. Oh my God, that’s so hot.
That’s always been one of my favorite things. And I’ve got a little bit of like chubarri training, but like damsel in distress rope work is also tons of fun. And so, I said, did I just hear a mistress on mistress call out? No, you heard flirting.
That’s what you heard. I used to go to play parties and I want to go back to more play parties because I could go and tie people up and then have fun with them. And it was so much fun.
And it’s been way too long since I took my flogger out for a walk. Ooh. Damn.
Everything you say, this is so crazy and sexy. Oh my. It’s like me.
Cause I, ooh, I love rope play. Rope, impact, sensation play, God, I miss it. Hmm.
So I want to go to more community events in my community and do stuff. I want to be mean to people in a nice way. The nicest way.
In a loving way, yeah. Exactly. In a nice, kind, gentle, sweetly, sadistic, loving way.
Yeah. It’ll be fun. So that’s one of my goals.
I also want, I just want to be in charge of everything. Yeah. Is that so much or so? It’s not so much to ask, right? I mean, yeah.
I think it’s not too personally reasonable. Of course not. Very reasonable.
I’ll never do that, Harper. So, oh dear audience, do you guys have goals? Do you have things that you would like to work towards in 2026? Things that- Oh, I can’t wait to see this. Maybe you’ve been thinking about, like I can think of one of my long-term pets is saving up 300 loads of his own cum so that he can take a really nice cum bath and he wants to do it in front of several of the ladies.
Oh, I know who. I’m all wanting to guess too. He’s not shy at all about letting people know what he’s been doing.
I have a subbie who is looking to do a gallon and we were talking about like, how many loads would a gallon be? Like, theoretically. I don’t know. Are we talking like a thousand? Every load is like two to three tablespoons.
Yeah. And a gallon has how many- Yeah, I’m having a- Oh, are we setting a 2026 challenge for the cum sluts? Yes, let’s do it. Yes.
We should do that. 268 teaspoons in one gallon. And so if it’s two to three teaspoons per ejaculation, 768 divided by, let’s say 2.5. We’ll be generous.
307 loads. Oh, that’s not that bad. We could fucking do that.
I thought it was gonna be like a thousand. That’s why I picked 300 for our metric for my guy, for that to be his goal. So he’s gonna have a fucking bucket.
How many loads is a bathtub full though? If he wants to bathe in it. How many loads is he trying to save? No, well, he’s just gonna pour it over his head. Oh.
Ooh. Uh-huh. He’s done it before, but that was only with 200 loads.
So this one’s gonna be 300. Fuck yeah. Oh, I’m doing that.
I’m doing that. New goal unlocked. Exactly.
Felicia said the loads would get smaller unless they were spaced out though. I mean, one load a day, it takes about a year. One load a day, we can do better than that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
Some prostate stimulation that increases the volume. Fuck yeah. Ooh, yes.
Scientific facts. That would be a fun love-in session with a prostate stimulator. I’m swimming in a tub with cum.
Says mom. More tormenting by the mistresses to maximize the cum. There you go, Felicia French Fries.
Yes. That’s right. Talk about goal setting.
We could set a quota. A cum quota, if you will, to be on track to deliver the goods. For us mistresses.
We’re just saying two loads a day. Two loads a day. That is reasonable.
That is fucking reasonable. So if you have like two cum slots and you make them milk themselves every day for like a month, and then at the end, you measure who has the most cum, right? Whoever has the most wins because we want them to get that. And then you take the combined cum from both of them and pour it on the one who won for a really great cum bath.
Fucking sluts. I love it. I love it.
Sticky and wet. Yeah. Dripping down their face.
Hey, Bessie. Hello, everybody. Hey.
Hey, Krista. You got a pretty little thing on you. I know.
She’s a vision in sparkling pink. Yeah. Tell the people everything about yourself.
Spare no details. Starting with why you’re late. Just kidding.
No, I’m kidding. I’m late because I was being a slut. How’s that? That’s always the easiest for lateness.
Yeah. Yes, I was being a dirty little whore. Fuck yeah.
That’s the way we love you, Krista. That you’re dirtiest and whoriest. Well, you know, that’s what I thrive on.
I love it. Tell us how to find you online. I’m having a hard time hearing you, Harper.
That’s weird. Tell us how to find you online. Oh, well, you can find me at phonesexfetishblog.com. You can find me at kristaenchancexmzkrista.bluesky.com. Social, whatever that is on Blue Sky.
And LDWKrista here on Discord. And you can find me every Saturday night at 9 p.m. on Kinks and Drinks. Perfect.
Absolute perfection. Thank you. So now everybody knows exactly how to find.
The slut. Miss Krista, who’s been driving all the boys absolutely mad today. I like to imagine that you were with a sissy and that you were tormenting the heck out of them.
Well, actually, I wasn’t with a sissy. I was with. What? No, I wasn’t.
I was not with a sissy. I was with an edger. Oh, we love that.
Ooh. Yes, we do. Cock-a-doodle-doo.
I love that. Yes, and I’m gonna be fun about this. I did not let him come either.
No. Good. Good.
Devious. I love it. Mm-hmm.
Yep. Well, I haven’t seen him. If you wanted to do that, we’d have to work on that another day.
Another time, because he didn’t earn it. It’s not everything works out in your favor sometimes. Sometimes they do earn their denial, though.
Oh, yeah, and he wanted that. That’s what he wanted, so. But I don’t.
And by the way, the drink for tonight is fucking delicious. That’s awesome. We shared it for you.
Oh, you did? Outstanding. Yes. Thank you.
I was just seeing how dangerous it is, because it sounds like it tastes amazing. It does. And it’s got like three different kinds of alcohol in it.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It would get us all fucked up.
A rum, too, right? Two rums and a port wine. Yep, two rums and a port wine. That’s it.
That’s the one. It tastes amazing. I’m drinking one right now.
Do you feel sex-cessful as you drink it? I do. Sex-cessful. I read that as sex access at first, which, say that five times.
That would work, too. Well, and I have to give credit where credit is due. My subbie, Mott, come up with that name, because I was struggling for a name.
I had the drink, but he had the name. Nice. Yeah.
Very well done. Merry Christomess. Oh.
Yeah. He come up with that, too. I love it.
You got yourself a sweet kitty. That’s so sweet. Oh, my.
Such a good little pet. I know. So sweet.
Well, Ms. Christa, do you have a sexy goal for 2026? I do, actually. You know, I hear in about two weeks, I’m heading back south. And one of my girlfriends that I love to play with, that we’ve been doing a lot of remote play, well, we both got some fun toys for Christmas.
And my sexy goal is to make sure that we both use these toys in person on each other as many fucking times as I can. Woo! Girl, you gotta make that a smart goal. You gotta make it specific, measurable.
So how many is the money? Well, I got three new toys, and she got six new toys. She’s catching up because she don’t have as many to begin with. And so that’s nine new toys between the two of us.
So, and I don’t wanna just do it all at once, so I’m gonna spread this out over the next few months and maybe push it to my birthday and then maybe get some more toys on my birthday. Ooh. Ooh.
Very nice. And I ordered, I haven’t got it yet, but I ordered that spinel, whatever the hell it’s called. Oh, I want that.
Aurora gives such great reviews on it last week. I ended up having my one. I waited until after Christmas to see if I was going to get it, and I didn’t.
So I’m getting it. Yay. Because you know, Santa Claus don’t bring the toys that were on my list.
Did you know if you have a good, nice subbie who loves you and cares about you and wants only good things for you, right, they can go on Lovin’s and buy a toy, and then they indicate on the thing when they’re buying it that it’s a gift, and it will generate a link. And then they send that link to you, and you put in your shipping information, and they paid for it, but it comes to you. New kinky goal unlocked.
I’m out of that. I’m holding a dummy too that a certain special someone bought for me. Oh, very nice.
Still, I have to say that out of all the toys that I’ve bought over the last six, seven months, or maybe even the last two years, the dummy still is the very best. I’m very impressed with it. That was me.
Yeah. You could hear that, right? That’s just the sound of the motor. I wasn’t touching it to anything.
I’m just holding Oh, yeah. That motor is amazing. I describe it in one way.
It vibrates violently. Yes. And I got the female attachment for it.
Oh. You know, I’ve never used an attachment on it. Now, what I have done, and it’s this powerful, I have put a toy inside, and then put the dummy on the tip of the toy, on the, you know, on the base of the toy, and it made the toy, like, unbelievably vibrating crazy.
Oh, it’s a dummy. Female attachment thingy is awesome. It’s got multiple little contact points on it.
It’s got these really cute little wings that come off of it. It has an insertable, like a little finger hook on it. It’s, oh, come hither.
Really, really good, because then you can, like, just basically rest it against your clit, and also be penetrated at the same time, and everything’s vibrating, and it is good. Oh, Marcy, that sounds incredible. It is.
Have you tried the hyphy and the dummy together? I have. It’s so good. It feels so good.
Like, oh, yeah, so curling good. That sounds interesting. Either end of the hyphy or the dummy is great.
Oh, yes, Krista. Naughty. I love it.
I don’t know. I just know that the spinel has 1,450 thrusts per minute, and I want to feel what that feels like. I’ve heard really good things.
I’ve heard a lot of people talking about their spinel. I’ll be able to write a report on it here soon. Fuck, yeah.
I want one. I’ve got my eyes filled for that report. It ought to be fun.
Do you have a backup? Do you like your backups? Which is fucking brilliant, by the way. I don’t for it yet, because I don’t know that it’s going to be that epic. I’ve only got backups for two toys so far, and that’s the dummy and the hyphy.
Same. The lapis is on sale. Same.
I knew that you had one for the dummy. Yeah. Matter of fact, I’m on my way.
I said something about it, and I was like, Krista does it. She’s got it. Yeah.
I actually have bought three dummies now, because the original one that I bought, God, what, three, four years ago, is it finally died, and I was not going to be down to just one, so I had to buy a second, or a third, actually. I actually was mid-masturbation one day, and the battery on my hyphy ran out, and I cried. Isn’t this me, or is Harper really low? She’s not super low.
Am I low? The thing fucking dropped my input down to eight. Now you’re very loud. Now I can hear you.
Sorry. I’ve got the input on my microphone. Oh, there we go.
I like that. There we go. There we go.
Yeah. Put it right there. The computer system keeps automatically adjusting my volume, and it’s like, I’m watching it drop.
Every time I talk, it drops it, you little fucker. You’re having the worst tech issues today, but honestly, if anyone could figure it out, it’s you. I’m sorry.
I swear. No, but listen, I swear. I think that there’s a mercury retrograde that’s like a hidden one, because you’re having the tech issues.
I had horrible tech issues yesterday, or the day before, one of those days, and a friend of mine is having horrible tech issues. It could be the tech, or it could just be inshittification as our technological systems. Inshittification.
Yeah. It could be that. It’s some of the tech issues, I know where they came from, and it’s because someone made the very bright decision to update the week of Christmas.
See, I was bitching about that the other day, too, because I was like, what the fuck is this? I got to update this shit now? What? Well, that kind of is good, though, because not a lot of people are using it, so if there’s an issue, they can fix it, hopefully. Ivy said inshittification, which is one of her currently favorite words, and a thousand percent my newest favorite word. Yes.
Inshittification. Yes, that is a good word. Oh, someone told me they were cock-sighted.
I know they’re listening. Cock-sighted. Yeah, so I just, I love that.
Is that being excited about a cock? Yeah. Right? Who isn’t? I mean, within reason, you know, we have standards. That’s right.
Well, you know, at a certain size, it stops being a cock. You’re going backwards now, not forward. The little tiny ones.
Yeah, those are really not cocks. Those are little peewees. Technically, it’s a clit, or a micropenis.
And then, at another, at going the other direction, it stops being a cock, and it becomes, holy shit. I call them monsters after a certain point. That’s right.
Like, that’s not a dick. That’s a monster. That’s a basilisk.
I need a, um, sword. Oh, hello. Oh, hello, sissy girl.
Hi. Hello. I didn’t, this is the first time I’ve seen her.
Yeah, she’s a cute little, little icon she’s got. Yes. So sexy.
It says, men get erections, and sissies get wet. I love that. That’s true.
A little wet spot in those panties. Yes, there is. We can see it.
We see your wet spot. Oh, it’s not mercury retrograde, it’s uranus. Uranus is the mother of technology.
That’s what you call getting it in the butt when uranus is in the butt. Uranus. Right in uranus.
Damn it. Right in there. Right up in uranus.
Damn cling-ons around uranus. Son of a bitch. Oh, Ivy.
A smecky. A little smecky. Oh, I love that one.
I’m gonna steal that. Instead of a schmeckle, it’s the schmecky. Okay, I got you.
Like that. That’s cute. Another good one for, for like a tiny little cock.
You can just call it Steve. Poor Steve. Although I was watching.
No, not poor Steve. He deserves everything he gets. And I, I don’t think he’s listening, but I hope he is.
Because, Steve, you cockfished me and you deserve everything you get. Fuck you, Steve. No cockfishing, my friend.
That was her end real life deal too. So it really stung. Steve leaves.
It’s a test of his miracle. You’re able to air your grievance against this cockfisher, Steve. That’s right.
Good. So ladies, do you have any goals? Steve’s about to find out what we do to cockfishers around here. Do y’all have goals for your submissives? Oh, he has.
Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I do. What are they? Yeah.
We need to know. It depends. A gal and a cum.
I already told you. Oh, and I already told y’all about my little mini skirt thing that I want to do with a specific sub. Oh, fun times.
Make those cheeks pink. Teach them some self-control. Don’t lift your skirt with your excitement.
Naughty, sissy girl. Oh, yeah. What about the submissives? Do y’all have goals? Dirty, sexy, slutty goals? I’ve known somebody who had a goal that they were going to call every single mistress.
I love that. Like, that’s a pretty good goal. You know, that is a pretty good goal.
300 loads of cum. I’ve known people who said that their goal was to actually go suck a real cock. Oh, yeah.
That’s a good one. I kind of want to make a subby decks, you know, like a little kind of like whenever you’re collecting Pokémon in the game and you have your little Pokédex and it gives you all these little different details about each one. And over time, you can kind of go look in there and see which, you know, Pokémon match up the best in teams.
I think that would go a long way in helping to build a harem. Just like Pokémon, because that’s really what I’d like to do. That’s a goal.
That sounds exciting, actually. Mm-hmm. Want to collect them all.
Why just going hairless? Sorry. Oh, I like that. Going hairless.
Oh, yeah. I would love to hear that you mean from like from your nose to your toes. Yes.
Nose to toes. Good. I was going to say hair, too, because have you ever rubbed yourself on a bald head? It is amazing.
I mean, there’s so many cute little. What about a nose? Oh, see, I love I love a larger nose because when they’re down there, oh, it is a nice little nose. Especially if they don’t have a cock.
Right. There you go. Exactly.
Steve. Fucking Steve. Fucking Steve.
Well, I’ve got a new punishment now for my from certain subs, the ones that, you know, like those big, thick, hard cocks. Hmm. Well, what I’m going to do for you as punishment, I’m going to cock fish you and give you a little tiny one.
Oh, no. That’s your punishment for this year. That’s the new punishment from Krista.
Not only will you not be able to suck a big dick, but you’re also going to have to wear white, tidy whiteies, too, while you’re doing it. Oh, my God. Did you hear that? That was like a thousand sissies screaming.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Revenge of the cock fish.
Krista’s big cock fish, everyone’s going to pay. That’s right. Well, this has been a while back, but it’s still a very sore subject.
He is the reason that a certain joke always comes to mind now whenever I hear somebody say, I’m going to give you eight inches of dick, baby. The first thought that comes to my mind is, wow, so you’re going to fuck me four times tonight. I’ve got a little cocksucker who just swears up and down that if they fucking say that they’ve got an eight inch dick, chances are they’re a big fat liar.
Oh, yeah. He’s been cock fished one time too many. Now they see how it feels.
So do I, Ivy. I have many more than eight inches in my nightstand. And even the ones that are not, they vibrate harder than any eight inch cock does.
Ma says eight inches of lies. Yes, exactly. That’s so fucking true.
Well, my my experience is whenever a guy says about, go ahead and subtract two to three inches of whatever number he comes up with. Because about means that he’s lying. Truth.
Right. About his weasel talk. Yeah.
Once you hear about it’s like, oh, hell, he’s a micro dick. Yep. Yeah, he’s a big fat lying liar.
And it’s usually two inches smaller than what they say it is. Yeah. My sobby sent me a picture of the picture that this guy sent to him.
And I was, you know, before he sent it to me, I was like, what was it? Was it eight inches? And he was like, wait and see. It was diminutive. It was demure.
It was absolutely tiny. Like, I don’t know. Why are these guys get off? Like, like, are you fucking kidding me? Isn’t it a goal to get us to see it? Right? Like, so we’re gonna, we’re gonna know.
We’re going to know. Can I maybe send him a picture of that little tiny dick? Oh my god. At least photoshop it.
Right? Right? I hate whenever it’s unkempt. Like they have like a ton of just like, because hair is fine. I like hair.
But you know, trim that back a little bit. You know. Trim your hedges.
They’re overgrown guys. And some of them do it to kind of obscure the dick. And it’s just like, don’t do that.
If your pubes are longer than your dick, you need to do some grooming. Oh. Trim that cock moss.
That damn right moss. Trim it. Cock moss.
Like moss around the cock. I love SPH. That’s funny.
Cock moss. That’s not right. It’s my brain.
Sorry, I did just imagine moss finally. Braid the dreads. They braid it? Ugh.
If you can braid that shit, it’s definitely time to cut it. Yeah. It’s definitely time to cut it.
French braided. Fucking pigtails. Got pigtails for your.
They’re hippo bars, right? Whenever they’re pigtails. Pigtails with little pigtails on the side. Pigtails with little pigtails on the side.
Come on. And all it made me think of was like glitter crotch. Because all the guys were doing their beards with the glitter and I was like, yep, I know some of these sissies are doing glitter, glitter crotch this year.
Oh my. Glitter glitter. Made me think about that.
Glitter glitter. Don’t shave November so you can have a big bush so you can put glitter in it. No.
Not for us. Even if I wanted to, that wouldn’t work. Sorry.
Waxing way too long. Wax on, wax off. Shampoo cubes.
John. Welcome. Welcome to the land of the cognizant and awake, John.
Yeah. It makes sense though. Isn’t it like the day after Christmas and some shit? Like you must have gotten really full.
So it makes sense. Why haven’t you agreed to follow the server rules, John? Come on, man. Wow.
Call you out. You better follow our rules. Damn right.
Your username is the wrong color. Who? Don’t make me. Yeah.
It makes it easy for everybody. Too much fun. Why you gotta go there, dude? Enjoy your task.
It’s an easy one. It is really easy. It takes like two seconds.
Fair. Well, that sounds like maybe John needs to have that as his subby goal. Is to follow the rules.
Yeah. Yeah. That you have rules that you have to abide by.
Oh, no. Did we run him away? Oh, he’s still here. Oh, hell.
Hey, Dakota. Dakota, stop by. What’s up? About that.
I think that picture is just adorable to me, too. That’s that. I honestly, I fucking love that picture.
I do. I told them it was two good boys. Yeah.
Yeah. And I am going to spill the beans. That’s Tess.
It loves gummies. Oh. Oh.
Tess. Is that the name of the puppy or? Yeah. Oh.
Oh, that’s sweet. Sweet, sweet. And Miss Cassandra joined us.
Hello, Cassandra. On the day after Christmas. Yay.
A little Christmas miracle. Oh. Hi, Cassandra.
She shows up right at the end. With a Starbucks. Fashionably late.
Making it up here. That’s not, that’s how I roll. I show up fashionably late with a Starbucks.
The cattle talk. Hey, Cassandra. Hello.
Hey. I like your, I like your profile picture thing. I know.
It’s like very kaleidoscopic. Yeah, that’s what I was getting ready to say. It kind of reminds me of those like kaleidoscopic things.
I think it’s a mandala, isn’t it? That’s what my book is called. Yes, I was going to say. I don’t know if I’m going to say that word right.
I went to, my first few years were a religious studies school. Not like world religions, but we had a Buddhist monk come there and actually put together a mandala. And they do it, you guys, like grain of sand by grain of sand.
They make this big, beautiful fucking mandala. And it takes hours. It took like 48 hours to put together as they put each grain of sand one by one into place.
And then to teach the lesson of impermanence and, you know, how attachment is suffering. They just destroy it immediately after it’s done. It’s crazy.
It is crazy to see. What they would do is they would make those and each one has a specific purpose, like a use that they’re putting it for, you know, like a prayer is built into it. And then when they’re done with it, for the impermanence part, they sweep it all up in a pile and they give people parts of the sand, the mixed up sand.
Oh, that’s beautiful. So they can carry the blessing with them, right? I always thought that was cool. Oh, wow.
Yeah, it was crazy to watch it be made. It was crazy. Oh, that’s cool, Ivy.
That is cool. They’re neat. They’re just neat.
Also, I always I like the idea of impermanence and like deliberately embracing it. You know, that like everything changes. Nothing is set in stone.
Nothing will be the same tomorrow as it was, you know, yesterday. And so, you know, getting kind of comfy with that idea makes it better for you. There’s an artist who does pictures with matches.
And the picture only exists in the moment when the flame is lit and it just burns itself out. And then it’s gone. It’s fucking crazy, too.
Yes. It’s like a session with us, right? In the moment that we are together, it’s beautiful and it’s perfect and it’s art. And then we’re done.
And you go on and you do the next thing, which might be a little bit too artsy fartsy and philosophical for just some masturbation games. But I like making my masturbation games a little bit artsy fartsy and philosophical. Just bringing beauty into the world.
That’s wonderful. One orgasm at a time. Or one denial at a time.
Ladies, do you guys have anything to announce for the new year? Anything special or fun or interesting or awesome? Go ahead, Becky. Well, I was just going to say January is my anniversary month. So I am giving a free five minutes with every Discord or text session.
And if you do a session that is an hour or longer, then you’ll get entered to win one of my erotic healing reports with 10 minutes of playtime, which is a value of $95. So yeah, come celebrate me. Nice.
Look at John. John’s a good boy. You’re a good boy.
He’s not. He’s yellow. I added that role to him.
It was bothering me, so I fixed it. I have one. Our mistress hot seat is going to be mistress Aurora.
Yeah. She’s a lot of fun. But she will be here on January 16th.
I just realized that the next time that we all meet up, it’s going to be next year. Like the next. Yes, it is.
Yeah. Yum. Yeah.
I think I’m going to do a jerk in January. Because I’ve been doing a lot of denial, and I fucking love it. But I don’t know.
I’m still thinking about it. Maybe like a lot of fucking stroking. Yeah, they can still be denied.
Maybe coming. Well, I kind of like I have some pamphlets, too. So, you know, I like to control orgasms.
Not just deny. Well, folks, my announcement really isn’t for next year. It’s for tomorrow.
The last show of the year. And it is going to be all about reflection. Reflection about 2025.
And what do you have in plans for 2026? As far as I want people that want to get way outside of the Puritan box. Be bold. Damn right.
Be bold. Come up with something that just is something that you would never think about doing. But do it just so you can experience it.
Yeah, something like that. It’s it’s that time of year where everybody starts thinking about intentions and resolutions. And the whore school is no different.
If you join me on Sunday at 11 p.m., we’re going to talk about intentions and resolutions and positive versus negative rewards. And, you know, the basics of how to how to make a good goal and how to reward yourself. Possibly through kink when you meet your goal.
Because we’re kinky motherfuckers. I have no shame in our game. Well, ladies, I have really enjoyed 2025 Femdom Fridays with all of y’all and all of our listeners.
And I hope that everybody continues to enjoy us and hang out with us all the way through 2026 and beyond. So thank you all for being here with us. Happy New Year.
If we don’t see you before the new year and wash your ass. Yeah. Wash your ass.
Good advice. Give it a good scrub. And trim that moss.
Yes. And stop lying about how big you are. Embrace your tiniest and be good with it.
Yes. Embrace it. Embrace the dicklets.
We love you guys. Love you. Good night.
Night, everybody. Nighty night.
