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Life Coaching with Ms. Harper
And we’re now recording. Ladies, good evening. I’ve got Miss Michelle, I’ve got Miss Hunter, Miss Krista.
Hi! I can hear you. Are we having difficulties? That happens sometimes. Discord did push through a really major update this week.
So if there are issues with people being able to hear or be heard, that’s why. Hello. Hey, Miss Krista.
Hello, everybody. Hi, Krista. Can you all hear me now? I hear you.
I can hear you now. Yes. Okay.
My input driver is acting funny. Excuse me. No, not the technology.
It’s being bad. Got to whip it into shape. Spank it.
It might like it. Okay, there we go. I had like a week and a half where none of my audio stuff would work right.
It was driving me absolutely batshit. And it turns out I did a Windows update and they updated the driver for my audio card. And it was wrong.
Hi, Miss Bianca. I was, oh, I was pissed. Don’t update things and break them.
It’s rude. That sounds super irritating. It was.
I had to roll back the update and they’re just really goddamn lucky that I know how to do that. This is Femdom Fridays. Femdom Fridays is a multiple mistress live event that takes place on Friday evenings at 9pm Eastern.
I don’t know other time zones. Fuck it. Figure it out.
I’m your host for tonight. I’m Miss Harper of fetishphonesexblog.com. And we’re going to be discussing life coaching tonight because I wanted to, and I thought it would be fun. So the other ladies who are here with me tonight include Miss Krista.
Would you introduce yourself please to the beautiful people? Yes, I am Miss Krista. And you can find me at phonesexfetishblog.com. We’re blog twinsies. Yes, we are.
Oh, prisoner in the chat room said that Kay Marie is on vacation, so she will not be here. But she asked prisoner to say hi. Oh, well, thank you.
So Miss Michelle Mabel, please tell people where she can find you online. Yes, I am goddess Michelle. You can find me on themasterbatrix.com. That’s where every every time I see.
So you can find me on X at the divine me, the divine me. That’s two E’s. Hell yes.
Every time I see your name in my head, I add my bell. Just every time. That makes me feel better.
Because remember Michelle, when you first started, I was like, I don’t know that song. I’m like, Oh, no. I do now.
Yeah, because we’ve all sang it to you. Yes, I love it. I like getting sang to.
And you ladies have such gorgeous voices. So happy. Thank you.
Well, Miss Hunter, tell these tell these people, the beautiful people and for nacho, the ugly ones, too. Oh, well, I’m on there. So the month of June, which has three more days, you can find me at my blog at intelligent fantasy.com and come eating fantasy.com. And my radio show on Thursday nights at 8pm is hanging with Hunter.
It’s a show about everything and nothing at the same time. And I have Twitter and all that, but I can’t think. So if you could just look me up there.
Excellent. Miss Bianca. Yes, Adam presenter.
Hello, Miss Bianca. I do not have a blog yet, but I am on X as Miss Bianca. And of course, discord, you’ll find me here too.
Yeah, yeah, you’ll you’ll get a blog soon and then you’ll be able to terrorize people with your musings of your sexy, sexy mind. I cannot wait. And scare them.
It’s fun. Well, at the beginning, we’re only six minutes. And you’re supposed to ease them into it.
Harper. I’m not scary. Bianca scary.
That’s how that is. Setting you up with a good reputation. Well, we’ll use lube.
All right, it’ll be all right. Yeah, see? See, she’s nice. She uses lube.
You’ll be fine. Wow. So far in the chat tonight, we’ve got Gigi, Prisoner de Camarille, Dave for Demi, Addy, Bukkake Dave, Tiger Voice, Nacho Taylor, Madeline, Demi Owns Me, Sissy Roberta, Lisa Marie, Sissy Emma, Lacey, Chrissy, and Kitty.
Hi, somebody and M32. Welcome to the audience. Tonight, we will be having a segment in which we’ll ask you, our dear audience to participate because we’re mean.
I meant, nice. I’m nice. So because we’re going to discuss life coaching, I really I I’m the host of or school, which is an adult sex education podcast.
And I always like to make sure that everybody’s on the same page. So when we’re discussing something that may be new, I like to define it so that we all know what we’re talking about and what we mean when we use words. So a life coach is not a therapist.
A therapist helps you with your internal, emotional and mental issues. And they can teach you how to regulate and handle your emotions, your feelings, how to change your behaviors to better support your mental health, and deal with emotional upsets and things like that. A life coach teaches you how to do the stuff of life.
They can almost an occupational therapist, sort of, but bigger, broader. A life coach might teach you how to balance a checkbook and make a budget, who to contact for dealing with various things. But really what a life coach is great at is making goals, setting goals and making a plan to get you to the goal.
If you have something in your life that you’re like, man, I wish I could do this. But I don’t know how a life coach, that’s what you need. Somebody who can help you figure out how, how to get from point A to point B to point C, all the way down to Z. And a special note, because we’re all femdoms, we also do sex and masturbation coaching.
But sex and masturbation are not the same as life. A lot of people try to make it the center of their life, but no. Sex coaching and masturbation coaching and guided masturbation, jerk off instructions, that’s usually short term.
It can be long term, you can have a relationship that builds up over time. You can have long term goals with your masturbation training, your anal training, your dildo training, etc. But most of the time, it’s very, very narrow.
And it’s focused just on fucking life coaches can help with a little bit more than just sex. They can help with life, basically. Nacho said, can a life coach help me get permission? Maybe, but you know, I kind of doubt it.
I’d have to say no on that one. Yeah. Oh, no, has joined us.
You might as well. So ladies, tell us stories about a time that you used your awesome skills to give help and guidance to somebody in life. Miss Hunter, I know you’ve got a story.
Would you like to share? Sure. And if I get a call, I’m gonna have to go real quick because I’m also dispatching. But so if I drop off, but my, I don’t know, there’s a lot of them.
But one of my favorite was when a guy had called me for a long, long time. And just, you know, doing fantasies because he wanted so badly his wife to cuckold him. And he’s like, my wife’s never going to cuckold me.
How can I get my wife to cuckold me? You know, we had lots of conversations. And well, you know, you can’t just charge in like a bull in a china shop. I know you’re excited.
I know you like it. But you’ve got to ease into it gradually do things to kind of set the stage and kind of point her in that direction without realizing her realizing that’s what you’re doing, you know, rubber feet and take her to dinner and comment on, you know, does she think that waiter’s sexy, you know, various things like that over time. And it took about a year, I think.
And he could he was so excited. He called me he’s like, Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, I actually got to say something about it. And she’s not totally against it.
She’s not really for it. But she’s not totally against it. She said we could talk more about it.
And eventually, they did end up having a cuckold relationship. And actually, he quit calling me but that’s okay, because I was so happy because he actually got what he truly was really wanting in the first place. So that’s probably the biggest one that I I can really remember because it was just so exciting for me.
That is awesome. That is such a good. I love a success story.
And yes, that kind of shift in a relationship that can take a minute. But that’s definitely a thing that falls under coaching. Because it does require multiple steps to get from how do I bring this up to? I’m a happy cook.
Miss Demi, I saw you jump in here. You snuck right on in. Would you like to introduce? Hello, it’s Demi.
Happy Friday, everybody. Happy Friday. We’re all over here drinking Miss Crystal’s signature drink.
She was sneaky. That makes an entire pitcher. The whole thing.
And they told me you’re not supposed to drink the entire pitcher. I didn’t know. That explains a lot.
Well, if I sound funny, if you call in on dispatch, you’ll know. No, I seriously have not had any but I am looking forward to making it. I truly am because I knew I couldn’t make it tonight.
But it looks good. Totally. And it looks like it packs a punch.
Punch. Maybe a little. Pun intended.
Miss Demi, where can people find you online? Because I know everybody wants to read your blog. Oh, yes. You can find me at sensualcoptease.com. But I will not be there.
From beginning tomorrow until the ninth, I’ll be back on the 10th. I’m going on vacation, guys. So fucking excited.
Oh my god, I’m jealous. Vacation? Where? I’m going to D.C. and New York. Never been to either one.
So I’m really fucking excited. Oh my god, eat all of the good food. I will.
I like my own. Yes. Eating all the yummy food.
Fucking love that. So ever in the chat, Nacho said that one of the mistresses that is no longer with the company helped me get a book published. That’s awesome.
I mean, that’s awesome. I’m impressed. Dang.
That’s really cool on both sides. Like, good on you for writing it and good on them for helping you. Pretty cool.
So, Miss Demi, have you ever helped somebody with a problem life coach style? You know, I’ve been told that I have. I’m not honestly sure what it is that I did, but somebody here in the chat, they can call themselves out if they would like. Hey, Hadley.
Hi. They told me that after we began talking and sessioning, they were inspired and motivated to take the next steps in their professional life. And they are fucking doing some really badass things.
And I’m really, really fucking proud of them. That’s awesome. That is so cool.
Amazing. All right. So some people have joined us.
Ahmed has joined us in the chat room. And there was someone else. There are more names in here than there were a minute ago.
Hi, Ahmed. Was it Sissy Roberta? Did you just join us? Were you here already? Sissy Emma? I don’t know. Anyways, Miss Krista, in addition to making fabulous drinks, I know you’ve got some story about helping somebody with a life skill problem issue, goal plan.
I actually do. Mine is in real life, though. It wasn’t on the phone.
A friend of mine that I grew up with actually is transitioning. And I have been helping her basically with all the nuances. Because, you know, you have to untrain yourself and retrain.
So I’ve been doing that for the last three years. It’s been an ongoing process. And she finishes up her transition in August.
Oh, I love it. Are you going to have a party like a coming out party? Welcome to womanhood. She already pretty much passes.
So probably not. But we will have a party then. But it won’t be something like that.
Because, you know, she’s already she’s already a her. Yes. I love that.
One of my friends came out as a trans man. And I was like, I know the perfect thing to get you to commemorate the fact that you come out like this. And I got him a copy of the Boy Scouts handbook from the appropriate year for how old he is.
It would have been when when he went into the Boy Scouts. So it was the the vintage, the correct year. Boy Scout.
Tell him not to masturbate. Oh, that ship has sailed. The ship has sailed.
He got on T and was like, I thought first puberty was bad. Yep. A friend of mine transitioned.
And when he went to get his the surgery to turn his labia majora into his scrotum, friends of his, I’m sorry, I missed it, threw him a ball theme party. That like balls for everything like ball shaped ice cubes, balls hanging on the walls and balls. As far as I can see balls, balls, balls everywhere.
Because he’s going to get his balls. It’s great. That’s awesome.
Well, since you’re here, tell these people where they might be able to find you on your social media world. Not with a ball sack, but well, I guess I could have as many as I want. I am currently doing a takeover tour of other people’s blogs because mine is not enough.
I must I must spread my wings and sow my seeds and I can be found on your blog, fabulous Miss Harper and Femdom Friday blog. And soon I will be at I will dominate you.com. Yeah, so I’m looking forward to that. I gotta get I gotta get trained.
Like a word about LDW. I have been so appreciative of the pace at which I have been welcomed on board here because I have arrived. I think we all have at places.
They’re like, hey, welcome. There’s no training, but here’s all of the expectations. Good luck.
And that did not happen here. And I’m thrilled. So I had to learn how to work the phone system and figure out whether or not anybody out there was going to want to talk to me.
And the blog is coming. I just got to get trained up and figure out what the hell I want to write about. And then I’ll be up and going.
I will dominate you. The blog is coming. I don’t think the blog’s the only thing that’s going to come.
I’ll just be waiting. They do love to pine. Floaties and throwing you in the deep end of the pool.
No, thank goodness. I don’t have to worry about all of that at once. So easing into it, I’m going to ease into the blog here in a little bit.
We’ll see how that goes. But in the meantime, I can be found at Ms. Harper’s blog. And coming up, I will be on Ms. K. Marie’s blog next week, beginning of the month.
So I’m everywhere. Follow me. I’m delicious, as they say.
Beautiful. Okay. So I know I haven’t put Ms. Bianca on the spot.
Ms. Michelle, did I already do you? Can I do you? You can always do me, Harper. Ms. Michelle, I want to do you. This is turned fun.
Right. And no, you have not done me yet. I’ve been trying to come up with a story this whole time.
One that comes to mind is that I did help a fun gentleman realize that what he really wanted was to have like a sincere physical relationship with a man. And that was fun. And the way we came about that understanding and that realization was he kept saying that there was a part of his anatomy that it’s impossible for it to lubricate itself.
But he kept saying that it did. And I kept going, baby, I love speculative fiction just as much as anyone else. But the idea that that part of you will lubricate is just not true.
So what’s really going on? So over the course of a couple of calls, we were able to come to the realization and he had this moment where it was kind of like an aha, the clouds parting and the light was shining on him. And he was like, oh, I actually just really want to have sex with a man and not just being banged out, but I want a man to make love to me. And I was like, yes, I agree with you.
It sounds like that’s exactly what you want to do. And he was like, thank you so much, goddess. I would have never come to that realization on my own.
And I was like, of course, honey, anytime. So that’s my most recent story of that. Because it just seems so nice.
Right? It seems so weird that he just kept bringing that up. And I was just like, baby, that that can’t happen. That you keep going over this only in fantasy, honey, you’re gonna have a self lubricating hole in a fantasy.
But in real life, you got to you’re gonna pop the cap and squirt some in there. Or have a will really wet partner. Because some men are really bad.
Let’s be real. Indeed. Mm hmm.
All right, Miss Bianca. Oh, wait, Miss Hadley. No, I wait.
Yeah, I can go next. Well, you were gonna say something. I can tell a story.
It’s coming. Forgive me. I’ve been running around like a maniac today.
I forgot about the topic tonight. But I had a caller, I have a caller, who sort of fell into a really wonderful career in drag. And was found himself dressing outside of work all the time, because other people would tell him how much they liked this drag persona.
And that’s the brighten their days or what have you. And it had gotten to the point where he felt now obligated to show up in his drag persona for the gratification of just like, people he knew, but like not people who are necessarily close to him. And it was getting to be so much that he felt like it was starting to blur.
And he was considering, truly, like, leaving it all and going back to what he had been doing before. It was studying to be an accountant. And I was like, do you like what you do? I love it.
I love my job. And you enjoy that. I love I love everything about it.
It’s just it’s blur. And I suggested that maybe perhaps he could take a couple of weeks and just not dress when he wasn’t working. Instead of like leaving a career and a home and going back to school and doing all this other stuff.
And the glitch in that lovely person’s brain, it just truly he was so wrapped up and so close to it, he couldn’t really pick it apart down to the practicalities in both directions. And it just never occurred to him that he could just stop dressing in drag when he wasn’t going to do a drag show. And then they had a call back a couple of weeks later, I guess.
And he was just like, thank you so much. I was so wrapped up in it and so twisted. And like, this is my only option.
And I needed to create separation. And it just never occurred to me that I could not do that anymore. And thank you very much.
So I do see power in just sometimes just that one step back where we’re not clouded with the rest of the things going on in their lives. And the only thing we have to look at is what they give us to look at. And it presents opportunities for clarity that we may not otherwise gain.
So I was really grateful for the opportunity to be helpful in that manner. It made me happy. Absolutely.
Sometimes you need the impartial third third person point of view. So Miss Bianca, tell us a story about a time that you helped somebody or guided them or gave them the come to Jesus discussion. I love all of these big sisters helping someone, you know, become who they are, you know, you don’t have to be separate.
Sometimes you can, you know, live your life how you are mine. And it lives right for you in my head. I affectionately call it panty gate.
I had a client who lives with female roommates, go on vacation with them and steal their panties. And it wasn’t anything sexual. He just wanted to wear them and was so wrapped up and all the cute things.
I would get a call and okay, so today, I have these floral ones, but I’m confused of how they go on. And things like that. You’ve got to stop stealing.
You know, you’re a thief. And buy your own panties. Right? I could never.
We are in the age of online shopping, but and everything. You can buy your own panties. No, no, no, I would not know how they felt.
And it turns out he likes certain textures kind of like that satin kind of feeling the real soft. We would go over all the different kinds of panties he found. And what material is this? And well, she works out a lot.
So why does she have all these cotton panties? Well, let me tell you something about the female anatomy, you know. But we worked and I was like, you’re gonna get caught. You’re gonna get kicked out.
Nobody’s gonna want to be your friend anymore. And they’re gonna think you’re this really crazy, weird pervert because you’ve, you know, entered women’s spaces. You’re their friends.
And honestly, he’s like, I don’t want to. He’s like, I would fuck them. But that’s not why I’m doing this.
What they fuck you. All right. Right.
We got him to wear a place where he could actually go into a lingerie store and pick out his own panties. And I still think and I hope he’s out there somewhere still wearing all of his gorgeous collection of panties. I mean, he’s a straight dude.
He’s like, I’m not gay. I promise. I just like panties.
I was like, that is completely okay. But we’ve got to get you to a spot where you are buying your own and stop being a naughty little thief. Right? Excellent advice.
Sometimes you need that impartial third person not involved in your life to look at you go, dude, what the fuck? What’s wrong with you? Stop that. I gotta go. I gotta go.
So thank you all. Have fun, everybody. Good night, Hunter.
Bye, Hunter. That means the cuff the phones are heating up. People are wanting us.
We’re sending out the good energy and getting everybody all worked up. So I am a certified life coach. I’m going last.
So the certification just means I took an online course and went through all of the steps and stages. And they, they were like, yes, we agree. You have followed all of our instructions.
And you are now certified. So the main difference between a certified life coach and a not certified life coach is I was gullible enough to spend money to get certified. That’s, that’s the difference.
There’s no governing body for life coaches. There’s no regulatory agency that oversees life coaches. And there’s no, like, I don’t have insurance for it.
I don’t have liability insurance, because it’s really hard for a life coach to give you like to be held liable if you follow bad advice and screw yourself over. Right? Like, you’re an adult human being. If your life coach gives you bad advice, well, you’ve taken bad advice.
So when you’re out there in the world, looking at life coaches, what you want to do is look at does this person have expertise in the specific thing that I’m interested in learning more about, which is why femdom mistresses are fabulous, just natural life coaches for things that are kinky and dirty and sexy and fun, gender exploration, transition, introducing your partner to new sex, kinks, fetishes, positions, how to do all of that, working through helping you get a date, set up your dating profile, what picture should you use, giving you metrics and goals and deadlines to hit to keep you on track because it’s so easy for people to just kind of get behind in life and then you’re not, you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing or where you’re going and you have no plan. If you’ve ever seen those things that tell you you should have a five-year plan and a 10-year plan and a 15-year plan and thought to yourself, that sounds fake, life coaches can help with those. So I can do all of that, but also I can do all the sexy stuff too.
Life coaches are also kind of interesting because some life coaches are better at it than others and you can ask a life coach to help you make a business plan, right? Step one, all the way through filing for your LLC. You can have a life coach to help you buy a house, buying property, every single step you need to do in order to successfully navigate this huge undertaking. Sometimes you need somebody who knows what the hell they’re doing and those can be a life coach or it could be a financial advisor and sometimes a financial advisor is kind of a life coach.
So dearest chat, are there things in your life, sexy, kinky, maybe BDSM related, that you would like some advice on? You think a sexy life coach might be able to help you with? Nacho says, getting permission. I don’t know, I don’t think there’s any such thing as a coach that can help you with that. I think you’re just SOL.
I can help you in terms of the fact that you can’t have permission. Thank you, Hathaway. There you go.
Yes, you need that, Nacho. You’re permanently denied life, you poor thing. Terrible.
All of the chat is like, we don’t need help. I have this vision of somebody storming into a room, who gave Nacho permission? Right? You know, if Nacho ever did get permission, we would all know about it in like 2.3 seconds. That would be like when they let Beetlejuice out, for God’s sake.
The orgasm heard around the world. I believe would be answering to K. Marie. Because she just point blank one night, just told him no and she sounded like, you know, the mature, in-charge woman.
That she is. She put him on notification. No means no.
Sounds like Black put him on blast. Like, never. You are permabanned.
No. Yes, that’s exactly what she sounded like. Like one of those old school teachers.
Back when they were still allowed to hit kids without any repercussions. You know, Hathaway, when I look at your picture, that thing behind you, I thought it was a paddle for the longest time. Dang.
I was like, dang, Hathaway just really putting it out there. I love it. It’s exposed beamwork.
Oh, I don’t love that room. I certainly don’t love the sofa that was in it, but what do you do? We work with what we’ve got. I felt very confident in that room saying that I had brought all of the pretty with me.
We all. So folks, if y’all don’t have questions for us to answer. I don’t believe them, but okay.
We can’t make them ask. Right. They’re so shy.
It’s cute. Okay, so Miss Madeline over here said that Miss Demi coached me through being comfortable enough to go out, buy my own lingerie for the first time. I love that.
Yes. That was so fun. So fun.
We went shopping together. One of my favorite things to do. Shop.
So Ahmed said, what about love with a person that has the same fetishes or kinks as you? Does that even exist? It does. It can be hard to find though. You just have to find that crazy that matches yours.
The freak that matches your freak. Yes. Freak for freak and timing.
It just might not be the time right now, but they’re out there. And the biggest thing is, is to not settle. If you’re looking for something in particular, don’t settle.
Exactly. That’s such good advice, Krista, because people do settle. They get like, they get that fatigue from like waiting or trying to find it.
And they’re like, why? Sometimes if you just let go, the universe, God, what have you, has a way of delivering when you kind of surrender and let go. If you’re holding on to what’s not serving you, you’re taking up space to prevent letting anything that can for sure. I firmly believe there’s somebody out there that matches everybody.
It’s a question of finding them. And yes, it being the right time, no matter how weird or if you’re like, nobody’s ever going to be into whatever I’m into. Oh no, there’s somebody out there who absolutely loves whatever it is that makes you wet.
Like, yes, somebody out there likes that. So you got to, you got to date, you got to get out there and you have to be confident enough in yourself to ask for what you want. And be honest.
Yes, don’t put that in your mouth. I got, it is currently, societally, I talk to, I’m sure we all do, a number of fine, lovely gentlemen who think of themselves as betas or lesser. But if you spend a half an hour on TikTok, like guys, if you identify that way, now is your time.
Now is your time. The tide has shifted. And women are being vocal about saying that they want partners who are active partners in their homes, who will learn how to run a damn vacuum cleaner and do a dish or two consistently without being asked or told or mothered or fucking up really bad the first six times so they never have to do it again.
If you’re, if this is who you are and how you identify, and especially if you don’t mind something that, if you’re looking for something that’s female-led, beautiful, or even, the bar is so low for some people in that area that just turning up willing to do your fair share is going to make you look like a freaking hero. So there’s my life coaching for the day. If that’s who you are and that’s what looks good to you, there’s somebody out there that will slurp you up with a spoon.
Go get it. Go find whoever that is and hang on to them with both feet. I’m going to say that he’s tried that two times and failed being honest about my fetishes to my girlfriend.
Well, then she wasn’t the one for you, either of them, and only two? Come talk to me when you’re 20. If you’re not honest, she never had the chance. Right? You’re not, you know, if you leave without giving them a chance to reject you, then, I mean, who are you being unfair to? Probably both of you.
Might feel safer. Don’t make yourself unsafe. In the chat.
That’s awesome. Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a princess. Yeah, people get used to rejection.
It builds character, too. Especially if you have kind of an odd fetish. He says, I mean, when I told them about them, like you told them what you were into, and they were like, ew, gross, and left.
Sometimes that happens. I have a question, since we’re on this topic. We’ve talked about it before, months ago.
When do you talk about the kinks and fetishes of somebody? First date, or before, for me. Right. I was going to say, if the topic of having sex with someone is coming up, like, I would prefer to know then.
Like, before we ever get in a situation where either of us is naked or vulnerable. Let’s examine those kinks, fetishes, and in some cases, paraphilia. Immediately.
Yeah, about compatibility, right? Yes. Yeah. Also, how you’re not wasting each other’s time.
That part. Exactly. That’s what I was just going to say.
Instead of finding about approaching with, can I make this work? Maybe approach with, start by looking for reasons to, and this is brutal, but the clock’s ticking, with reasons to eliminate or not eliminate. To me, the goal when meeting or dating somebody new is to really look for, and I don’t mean like a denigrating, like I go in with a scowl on my face, but if somebody sits down and the first three words out of their mouths are, like, I hate insert group of people here. We don’t need to finish dinner.
Yeah. Thank you for saving me the time. Have a good night.
Joy finding someone hateful. The job should be to eliminate that person as quickly as possible if it becomes clear that there is some really base incompatibility, because every minute that you spend after that, you’re wasting both of your time and keeping out somebody who is right for you. And pretending that the relationship is going to work, knowing that the other person is not into what you’re into.
Don’t pretend. If it’s a deal breaker. Right? Bondage without consent is not great.
So don’t hold people. If it’s something that you need, like Ahmed said, when I get bored in bed and I can’t practice my kinks with her, like if it’s a need, if it’s a hard line, I must have this, then you bring it up at the very, very beginning, because you need it. I need this to be happy in this relationship.
That way, if she’s like, well, I can’t do that. Okay, great. Thank you for your time.
Next. Just move on. Right? It’s if it’s a hard, hard requirement.
So my rule is, if you don’t know how to clean the fucking toilet without me having to tell you or Google it, we’re not going to work out. If you can’t take no as a complete sentence, we’re not going to work out. If you are unwilling to lick pussy, we’re really not going to work out.
And I tell them, upfront, upfront. If you’re not willing to go through my panties and get caught, I’m not interested. If you don’t like being put in my panties, I’m not interested.
Exactly. Whatever it is, that’s a deal breaker. You tell them.
Oh, anyone in here ever met a man that wouldn’t eat pussy? Yes, I have. That’s why it’s on my list. Right? Yes.
Oh, yeah. Dated one for a while. Oh, God, they want you to.
They want to shove that thing on your throat, but they don’t want to, right? No. Yeah, see that just. Nope.
Deal breaker. Suck your own cock. Take yoga or whatever it takes.
It is actually very hot. I think it’s so hot when a guy sucks his own cock. Agreed.
I’ve only met one man that would even be able to, and he wasn’t willing, damn it. Would if he could. Boo.
Well, he wouldn’t do it around me. He probably did it when I left. Like at all.
So, yeah, if it’s a deal breaker, like you must have it, say it up front. If the girl’s response is, oh, no. Well, OK, next.
You’ve only gone through two, Ahmed. That’s only two. And you haven’t lost anything at that point.
No. Yeah. That’s none.
Get on FetLife, F-E-T-L-I-F-E dot com. It’s a social network for perverts. That’s even worse than our social network.
Like our social network is for perverts, but FetLife is for perverts. Have you guys been on FetLife lately? I haven’t been on FetLife in a few years. So.
Not a while. It’s been a while for me, too. It’s been a while, like two years for me, but I heard that it’s gotten really spammy.
I can believe that. Well, it’s totally perverted. I’ve never been there.
I’ve heard about it, but I’ve never been on. Oh, it’s awesome. You get in a lot of trouble there.
Oh, yeah. FetLife, you know how long somebody’s been on the site by how many numbers are in their user identifier, right? I have a six digit user identifier. I’m an old school pervert.
Six digits. Go ahead. I got somebody told me this once and, you know, it kind of goes towards you, Ahmad.
One of my ex-husband’s best friends used to say what he would do, he’d go to a bar and he would just ask a woman straight up, will you give me a blowjob? He’d get slapped eight times out of ten. Well, there’s the mother, too. Think about that.
You just have to ask. Have fun, Bianca. Bye, Bianca.
Oh, she’s getting a session. Go make him cry. Go make him cry.
Go make him cry. Well, I mean, tears of joy, that also counts. Or tears of release.
One of Becky’s subbies got me a pair of socks that say I make boys cry. They’re like my favorite pair of socks. I love them.
That’s awesome. Make boys cry. Oh, we can make you cry.
Oh, Amber, you want to cry, just let me know. Right? We can help you. Just don’t make him cry.
That’s what we do here. ShowTaylor said, release? You got all that. None for you.
No release for you. I scrolled up, Susie Roberta said, spoiler alert, we’ve all tried to suck our own dick at some point. You know, if I had one, I would probably try.
It seems like it’s there. Well, you know what? I do all the time. I just take it out of the drawer.
Obligatory love-in. I totally got my second hyphy in this week. Thank you.
I am kind of leaning towards getting a second gravity now. Oh, do it. I’m liking that toy.
Yeah. And I just got that, the mini. Fuck machine? Yes.
Oh, isn’t it awesome? Oh my God, and the gravity. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, I didn’t know that. Do you girls ever leave home with these wonderful inventions that you have at your house? Because I would never leave home if I had all these. You can take some of them with you.
Yes. What? Plus clothes and more toys. Yeah.
And I have a mid-sized pickup, so I have enough room to put all that stuff in the back of the truck. Nice. Krista, I love you.
Oh, I love you so much. Over in the chat, Tiger Voice said that I went out with a woman named Amber, and I asked her if she would use a strap-on on me. She said, no, but I know someone who would.
That someone is now my wife. Here we go. That is so sweet.
I love that. I love that. I love love.
That’s wonderful. Nothing says I love you like a strap. There’s a freak out there for everybody.
There is. And you know, I got a six-digit FetLife identifier, so when I say there’s a freak out there for everybody, I mean it. I’ve seen some things.
I have never been on FetLife, but when I lived in Orlando, I was part of a sex club. Oh, back in the day, FetLife was the place to be. It was great.
Facebook for really, really kinky people. You could search by area and find events in your area, so you could go find where and when the kinky munches were. You could find out about parties.
You could meet people on there. It was fabulous. You could share blogs and pictures and it was wonderful.
And then I think they sold the site, and the person that they sold it to was like, oh yeah, we’re going to let ads on. And it kind of went a little sideways from there. So FetLife used to be really, really great, but nowadays I would say there’s so many different dating apps.
There are niche dating apps. So whatever it is that you’re into, you just have to find the specific app that’s going to work for what you are interested in. If you want just penis in vagina, vanilla sex, oh yeah, plenty of fish.
That’s where you’re going right there. Or Christian dating. You’re going to go for one of those.
If you want gay sex, oh, Grindr, Scruffer, Sniffer. There’s a bunch. Jacked.
Sniffer. I’ve never heard of that. Yeah, it’s new.
Very popular though. I know somebody. Okay.
Like there’s tons of them where you’re like, that doesn’t seem right. No, no, that is. Scruff is for rough trade.
So there’s something in there for everybody. Whatever it is that you’re into. If you want to try to find maybe a more female-led relationship, try Bumble and definitely put that in your profile.
That I’m interested in a female-led relationship. Bumble is a dating site where the women have to approach you. Which is great for the ladies because you don’t have endless guys going, hey, look, penis all the time.
You pick them. So, dating sites. Very good information.
Get the out there, shoot your shot. And it really does become a numbers game. If you’ve only had two relationships that failed, oh, honey, you’re doing good.
You’re doing good. Bring it up. When you hit 150, then you start going.
Okay, yeah. Yeah, that 20 or so, I’d be like, okay, so let’s work on refining your approach and getting you something’s wrong in your approach that you’re getting shot down at that level. You should have had a couple at least of people going, hmm, yeah, sure, I can do that.
And the platform. Make sure you’re on the right platform. Yes, make sure you’re getting the adequate reach.
And again, except that you have to break a few eggs to make an awesome omelet. So rejection is just the name of the game or is a part of the game. Everybody’s been rejected, I guarantee.
Even us fabulous mistresses, because I’m not everybody’s cup of tea. You get to where you can accept it and be like, well, I didn’t work out for you, but you know what? I know somebody else that I think will fit with you perfectly. Let’s have you talk to this other lady over here.
You know? Just because it doesn’t work out with you and me doesn’t mean it’s not going to work out between you and somebody else. Very true, Sissy Emma. Said you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Wayne Gretzky. I think nacho and denial are a couple or a match made in heaven. Absolutely.
It’s love. Love, true love. Hey, Harper.
Oh, yes. Yes, ma’am. I’m just looking.
I’m curious. I never thought about it. I have a five-digit FetLife number.
Oh, shit. There we go. Died in the wool.
Oh, you dirty. I like that. OG dirty.
She’s kind of my new hero. Right? Oh, that’s sexy. Hey.
That’s nice. Hey, girl. Hey.
Hey, girl. How long is your FetLife identifier? Oh, five. That’s where, you know, smaller is better.
Oh. I knew somebody who had a four-digit FetLife identifier. I was like, goddamn, you are an early adopter.
Love it. Okay, ladies. What can I say? Ladies, audience, this is Femme Dumb Fridays.
I think this was a good topic for us tonight. Yeah? It was excellent to close out RuneJune. Oh, I’m so sad.
We can take RuneJune. It went by so fast. I know.
Just for the chat to know, we have a group chat with us ladies in it. And we were talking about different themes that we wanted to do for the rest of the year. And I think we have one for July already.
I’ll let someone else announce it. But I’m excited about August. Then Hadley had a really good idea for September.
Ooh. Oh, suck it, September. Suck it, September.
Nice. What was it? A month day. Suck it, September.
Yes. Suck it. Suck it.
Emma, you need a room to orgasm, Emma. Oh, everybody who isn’t me needs a room to orgasm. Right? You’ve got three days left.
I expect a ruined out of you. Ruined. Ruined.
We don’t ruin me. Who is Rebecca? She was sick tonight. Yes.
She was not feeling her best. Yeah. She’s getting her beauty rest.
I missed her. Yes. I love.
One out for Miss Becky. Yes. Ladies, thank you for talking about the opportunities to give people advice, good advice, solid advice, making a plan to move forward in their life.
I love that kind of stuff. I do it all the fucking time. It’s fabulous.
Making the world better one pervert at a time. That’s how we do this. For those of you who have not yet signed up for the Sissy Pageant, you better fucking hurry up.
Running out of time. Dirty little sluts. Come on.
Where are you at, bitches? You must do one 30-minute session at any point. All the way up to July 12th. You’d better.
You need to. Because you do your session. You sign up for the Sissy Pageant.
You show us your pictures. You answer some questions. And you could win fabulous prizes.
Plus, you get to show off in the Sissy Pageant group in EnchantrixEmpire.net. So, come on. Come play with us. You’re friendly.
You can get a coaching session and use that as your entry. Just make it 30 minutes. Just call.
Say, hey, I need coached. And 30 minutes later, you’re entered. You’re in.
You’ve improved some skills. You learned some stuff. We guided you through skincare, clothing, nails, hair, makeup, etc.
Good stuff. Okay. Thank you all for listening.
We will not have an official Femdom Fridays event next Friday because it’s July 4th. And in the United States, that’s kind of a big deal. So, we’re just going to get drunk.
Thank you. That’s right. Thank you, ladies.
Does anybody have any special announcements? I do. There are three more days. You all to call Miss Hunter.
She is the Mistress of the Month. Do it. Yes.
She’s not here. That’s right. Get it in one contact.
You get five free minutes when you call the Mistress of the Month. Yes. It’s a no-brainer.
Every time. Every time. I just pictured somebody like calling and hanging up and calling and hanging up and calling.
Yeah, you can’t do that. That’s Miss Girl. But, as long as you’re within reason.
Oh, nice. Ladies, you’re the best. I have a giant pitcher full of alcoholic punch to drink.
I’ll be right over. We’ve got about two more mason jars left of mine. Love you all.
Good night. Good night, ladies. Good night.
