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Awesome. Well I would like to welcome everybody to femdom Fridays, you can find us live every Friday at 9pm Eastern Standard Time in the Enchantrix Empire discord server, you, but you must also be 18 or older to join. You can listen to our replay.
This week we’ll have one. Every Saturday on your favorite podcast platforms. Yay.
Thank you. Thank you. Before we get into the meat and potatoes of the show.
How about the mistresses go around and introduce themselves. I’ll start. I am your melodious goddess Michelle.
You can find me on my website, the master matrix.com. You can also find me on x at the divine me, or over on blue sky at the master matrix that bsky.social. That is a mouthful. I will pass it on the tiny penises. To be your soundbite.
It should. I’m gonna go ahead and pass it off to my bestie, since she’s already getting into the small penis humiliation spirit of it all. Let us know what let it let the audience know where they can find you bestie.
Well, hello, I am Miss Krista. And you can find me at phone sex fetish blog.com. You can also find me on Saturday nights on Kingston drinks. My.
Hey, hey, hey. My ex handle is Krista in chance. Blue Sky is Miss Krista with the Z blue sky.social. Or you can just email me at Krista and enchantrix empire.com. And I’m going to drop all that information right there.
Baby to the punch. And next up, Miss Becky, would you mind introducing yourself? While I. Oh, well, thank you. I am Miss Becky, you can find me at intelligent phone sex calls.com. You can find my podcast kinkology the psychology of kink on your favorite streaming platform new episode just dropped today and it is.
Mind fucking one oh one. And you can find me on X as Miss Becky in chance and that’s Miss with an M s and discord I’m LDW Becky hit me up we should be friends because I’m dope as fuck. Hell yes she is.
Dope is hail. Next up, Miss Bianca, do you mind would you mind introducing yourself and letting everyone know where they can find you? Hello, I am bestie Bianca. I am at kinky phone fantasy.com. I am a change X. Bianca on on X. And Miss Bianca on.
If I may on discord and femdom Fridays and shoot me an email. Do you ever want to set something up or find out where I’m at? I’m also going to be a night owl. So you’re going to find me a little later on.
So thank you. Yes. Welcome to the dark side, Bianca.
You’ll be joining me. And I’m trying to remember who else is on in the middle of the night. Sometimes Hadley.
Oh, yes. We’re going to have fun. Yes, indeed.
Love the late night squad. Hell yes. And speaking of late night squad, Miss Hadley, would you mind introducing yourself and letting everyone know where they can find you? Hello.
Thank you for being here. I am Mistress Hadley. And you can find me.
Of course, here on discord at LDW Hadley. You can find me on Enchantrix Empire or EA site where I’m also not also where I am at Mistress Hadley. And I have a semi regular.
It’s pretty regular question of the day that is designed to make you stare into your own abyss. I like it. My blog is.
I will dominate you dot com. And you can find out more about me there. Blue Sky.
Damn right. I am Hadley Betancourt. Don’t you fucking call me that though.
Unless you paying me. Blue Sky. I’m Hadley Betancourt.
B Sky dot social. And I was feeling officey that day, I think. I don’t know.
On X, I am at Empress Hadley. I was feeling regal that day. And you can just email me directly.
I am Hadley at Enchantrix Empire dot com. Probably your best, quickest bet. Yes.
And last but certainly not least, Miss Harper. Would you mind introducing yourself and letting everyone know where they can find your lovely self? Who’s supposed to be speaking? Miss Harper. I haven’t heard Harper this whole time.
I wonder if she’s having difficulties. I could have sworn I heard her calling someone a slut. No, that’s because that is a voice.
That’s a voice thing. Oh! Oh! That’s her voice. You’re going to love it.
That is funny. I really thought that was her. By the way, this is also a message because this is what I was saying.
I was hearing this earlier in the meeting. Fucking son of a bitch cunt whore. Can you hear me now? I think I heard her.
Did you hear that? Because I think that was her. I heard her little voice say, can you hear me? Fucking cocksucking son of a bitch fuckwit shithead. Hi, can you hear me? That’s Harper.
Harper. Loud and clear, babe. Now you hear me.
Now you hear me, don’t you? All right. Hi. That’s right.
We hear you buzzing too. Prisoner says, is this another sound effect? We hear you buzzing when you talk. Well, that’s because I turned the game all the fucking way up.
Discord updated and decided to use the Windows default audio setting instead of using my microphone because sometimes Discord is a bitch. It asked me like 87 times a day, do I want to switch? And I’m like, no, I like being on top. Right? Exactly.
Fucking slut. Well, Miss Harper, we dropped your credentials. Would you mind telling everybody where they can find you? I’m on the Internet.
OK, so I do Horseschool, which is my adult sex education podcast that airs Sundays from 11 to midnight on the East Coast, 8 to 9 on the West Coast. You can find Horseschool.net has all the details about that. I’m also on fetishphonesexblog.com, which is an awful lot of fun.
That’s my blog. Yeah, I need to update it. I’m on Twitter, Enchantrix Harper.
No I, there’s a typo. Just go with it. I’m also on Blue Sky Harper Enchantrix.
I’m on everything. I can’t remember all the places that I’m on, but if you run across a Harper and an Enchantrix at the same time, it’s probably me. You can email me Harper at EnchantrixEmpire.com or you can find me on Discord LDW Harper.
Yes. You got that out there quick, lady. Excellent breath work.
I got to talk fast before the computer decides to fuck something else up. Yep, we got to beat up Mercury today. Got to stay one step ahead.
You know it. Mercury got me bad last week. I feel like it got everybody bad last week.
Yeah, Mercury, I had to restart my modem. That’s how bad Mercury got me. Like, you know the last time I restarted my modem? Damn.
It destroyed my hard drive. Oh, it didn’t get you good. I remember that.
You barely made it through. Well, to help get you through that moment, would you mind telling us about this week’s drink? Because I feel like it fits her. Oh, I would love to.
Here, I’ll post it again. I posted it once already, but we’ll do it again. Ooh.
I like doing that. There you go. It is shots tonight.
In honor of all of those tiny little sprigs, twigs, and berries. All those little bitty guys. The skinberry.
And it’s called the skinberry. Oh my god. So inspired.
I don’t want to drink it. That’s so funny. It’s a half ounce of absolute peach vodka, and a half ounce of cranberry juice.
And, oh god, they are good. The Patron really kind of kicks it. It does.
I’m having one right now, actually. This shot is awesome. I love them.
So excuse the tipsiness, y’all. Yeah, and this is one of those kind of deals that you have to do two shots when you do them. Two? Oh.
Yeah, you’ve got to do them two at a time. All right. It’s like breasts.
You have two of them. You’ve got to go with it. Oh, yeah, like breasts and cherries.
You’re like, your shot’s like, I like my men. In pairs. Why not? Here, here.
L’chaim. Clink. L’chaim.
Yeah, that’s a strong one, Krista. It’s good, though. Oh, it is good.
Love it. Well, if y’all couldn’t tell, our topic for tonight is small penis humiliation. What were you going to say, Bestie? Oh, no, nothing.
Go ahead. Well, let’s get into this. And before we get into all this fun, lovely conversation about small penis humiliation, I just wanted to say hello to the audience.
Hey there, Addie. Hey there, 123 John. Hi, DemiOwnsMe.
Am I missing it? I feel like I’m missing some tiles here. Ivy, hey there. Hi, JayHotch88.
Callie, Mott. Welcome, Patty. Welcome, Prisoner, Sitting Bull, and PleaseHer.
Hello. It is so good to have you all here tonight. I hope you guys are ready and willing and waiting to talk about small penis humiliation with us, because I would love to hear you all’s feedback as I present these questions to our panel.
Well, of course, not the questions that are directed towards the femdoms. But if you have a response to any of the questions that could be answered by you or might apply to you, feel free to drop it in the chat, and I will do my best to read it to everyone else here. Ladies, are you ready for these questions? As long as it’s short.
This isn’t going to take long, is it? Don’t know what long is. Just an itty bitty while. Yes, Prisoner.
We are drunk enough for the questions. Yes. Also, we are high enough for the questions, not that you asked.
Yes. So everyone is clear. I just put that on.
Where our proclivities fall. Both of them, drunk and high. So we are all pre-gamed and ready.
Well, the first question, and I’m going to go in alphabetical order with this, because that’s how I have everyone’s names listed, is alphabetically. To start, what do you, well, why do you personally enjoy small penis humiliation sessions? Miss Becky, we’ll start with you. You know, OK, so when I did a small penis episode of Kinkology, and it is pretty much my favorite episode because I essentially took small penis humiliation and correlated it to the four survival responses of fight, flight, freeze, or fawn.
And basically, if you’re looking for social acceptance, fight, flight, freeze are all going to be negative consequences. Like, you’re not going to get the social acceptance that you do in, sadly, a fawn response. So I like the fact that it is very adaptive.
I like the fact that it is about kind of, it’s almost like shadow work, you guys. It’s like going to where your vulnerability is and bringing that to light and almost transmuting it into something more powerful. So on a spiritual level, I actually really think that it is a powerful, powerful technique.
And I like bringing that to people. Plus, it’s so fun. Like, it’s one of those dynamics that, like, you know it’s a sore spot, and you just want to kind of take your finger and grind it in there just a little bit just to see what will happen.
Is that naughty? Is that bad? I mean, I wouldn’t say it’s bad. It’s very femdom. Very femdom.
Very much so. Miss Bianca, what do you, why do you personally enjoy small penis humiliation sessions? I consider it a service to all women to make fun of these little dicks because some women may not be dominant, and they want to be nice. And they want to tell these men that it’s fine.
It feels OK. You know, I love you. That’s all that matters.
It’s great. I’m here to speak up for the women who never spoke up, who had to suffer with a small dick most of their life. I’m here because it does something to my body to make fun of a little tiny dick.
I can’t explain it, much like a little dick can’t explain while he gets hard, you know, because of the humiliation. And there’s so many reasons, but those are definitely my top. I speak up for the women, and it just does something to me that I can’t explain.
I definitely understand that. Like, that’s where my little sadism streak comes in, because, well, I shouldn’t even say that it’s sadism, but it’s one of those things where you feel like you’re making a person better by bringing to light their shortcomings, literally. Yes, yes.
I’m trying to help you. I’ve never had a bad, I’ve never had a bad, like, dominatrix, this is dominatrix, short dick call, OK? I’ve had some experience where I’ve been cockfished, as Krista loves to say, this wonderful term. So, I mean, let me get back at you.
That’s a Demi term, by the way. Demi, OK. Let me give credit where it’s due.
But yeah. I stole it from Demi because I love it so much. Yes, cite women every time.
Cite women. Yes. Yes.
But that’s all. I love that answer. And Becky, yours too.
Like, I’m loving these. I know, that was amazing. Yes.
I got that one from Krista. To give credit where it’s due. That’s why I gave her a little shout out.
Centimeter, Peter. Yep. It’s just so fun to say.
I love that it rhymes. And for the really little ones, it’s millimeter, Peter. Millimeter, Peter.
Yes. Miss Hadley, I’d like to toss this question to you. Why do you personally enjoy small penis humiliation sessions? I’m already scared.
I think that it is important to be able to assess what your reality is. And if that means you’re swinging small meat, then somebody needs to remind you what that is. And I’m here for that.
Swinging small meat? Yes. Beautiful. Chef’s kiss.
Mwah. Krista, small meat doesn’t swing. You know, it’s a place for cocktail dinners.
But. It jiggles if you jiggle small meat. I know.
But. I do think. From a humanitarian, that’s the word.
There are a lot of people. A lot of callers that are into the SPH. Sorry, there I am.
A lot of people that are into the SPH thing. Don’t feel comfortable asking people they actually know to tell them that their dick is small. small and useless.
And so I’m also providing a service and then they are reminded and they can continue to be penitent and make lovely ladies like Bianca get all kind of tingly. I love it. I love that.
You’re letting your altruism shine through. See, this is how BDSM can make you better. I’m a very nice woman.
She’s a humanist. Very much, yes. Making the world better, chopping down, you know, one egotistical penis dude at a time.
I love it. One can of cocktail weenies, there you go. Sorry, that was just a little joke.
I’m dying already with these, with the word play. I love it. You guys should, like, if you’re into small penis humiliation, you really should give us a call.
Like, we’re good at this. Miss Harper, why do you personally enjoy small penis humiliation sessions? That was fucking brilliant. Okay, I’m going to take that as my sign to move on and go to Miss Krista.
We’ll come back to Miss Harper because I know her answer is going to be spectacular, but Miss Krista, why do you personally enjoy small penis humiliation sessions? Well, number one, a lot of guys think that they’re average and usually they’re not. And I like to be able to point that out to them so they are not having a misconception of what they have. The other thing that I love so much about it is them actually being told that they are nothing more than lip ticklers.
Most of these guys that are tiny like that, I consider them still virgins because they’ve never been inside of a pussy. Goddamn. Oh, wow.
That’s true, though. I mean. So I, you know, I enjoy the humiliation part of it.
I enjoy being able to tell them things that others won’t tell them because of relationships. You know, somebody lying to them, telling them, oh, yeah, you’re fine. And then them having a misconception of their abilities.
I love that. Again, you’re being a humanitarian, just like Adley. All the rest of them.
You’re thinking of the whole of humanity. Like you got to let them know. Making the world better.
Literally. Yes. Yes.
And there’s nothing worse than a cock fish. I’m telling you, that is it is terrible. They really need to get that together.
That feeds into what Becky was saying, that some of these dudes, like they lie like fucking rugs. Oh, yeah. I love I love the one where the guy told me one time that he was going to give me eight inches a dick.
I looked at him and said, what are you going to do? Fuck me four times. And it kills me that they they they it’s like you won’t find out. It kills me that they lie knowing that you’re going to find out they lie to your face and then they send you a picture and you’re like, I have eyeballs.
I have eyeballs. I can see that you are not matching the description. Even if I couldn’t see, even if I was blind, my hand has a good conception of what, you know, eight inches is versus two.
Right. Like we can measure things. I’ve looked at a ruler.
We know. Yeah. You know, one of those things that if you don’t, if you don’t think about it, it kind of disappears.
Sometimes it disappears when you do think about it. Yeah, very true. Miss Harper, I see that you came back.
Would you mind? Hopefully we can hear you this time, but would you mind answering that question for us? Why do you personally enjoy small penis humiliation? God damn it. God damn it. Well, Miss Harper, if you want to drop your response in the chat, I will absolutely read it out loud so that we can have your response.
Oh, she’s mad. You know, Harper is swearing up a storm. She’s like mother.
I know. It’s probably like the exorcist over there. Oh, yes.
That’s yes. I got excited because I heard her voice. Well, I’m going to wait for her response in the chat.
And while I’m waiting for that response, I’m going to move on to the next question. Ladies, what are some reasons? And this is also for the chat, too. What are some reasons you’ve heard a large or average size penis enjoys humiliation? You were walked all over with a horn.
I didn’t hear any of that. I was just going to say, will you repeat that question? Absolutely. What are some reasons that you’ve heard for why a person with a large or average size penis enjoys small penis humiliation? I think, honestly, there is such a sensitivity to penis size.
I think that it is very natural for human beings to gravitate towards these kind of loaded, tension-filled states. And I think there’s a lot of excitement there. I do.
I think it’s the shadow because I think even if you have a large penis, the idea of somehow being inadequate as a man holds some power over you. And I think that just being able to embody that and to be able to embody that emotion of being kind of vulnerable, it’s very interesting. I agree.
That’s one of those things about small penis humiliation that I’ve had to kind of adjust over time is understanding that it’s about making a person with a penis feel small. Sure, it can be tiny, but for me, it’s even more delicious when the person actually has a big dick. And I have to remind them that, dude, you can show up with the biggest cock in the world, but if you don’t know how to use that shit, then we’re going to have a problem.
But let’s get to work on making sure you know how to use that motherfucker. You know what I mean? And Patti just brought up a really good point too, is that really, you can always compare yourself unfavorably to somebody for something, right? Somebody’s got the biggest dick in the world and chances are it is not you. So you can always level up in that way.
Yeah, we’re keeping them humble, I feel, when we do this. Miss Bianca, would you mind responding to that question as well? And thank you, Patti, for your input, because wow, that is wonderful. Thank you.
But Miss Bianca, I’m throwing that question to you. Can you repeat it? I was having a little audio issue. Sure.
What are some reasons you’ve heard for why a person with a large or average-sized penis enjoys small penis humiliation? Like a man that has a nice big dick and he wants to, oh, okay. Yeah, you’re making him feel small. It needs to be brought down a bit.
Because he may be small, you know what I mean? Because he’s not measuring up performance-wise. I think that is the number one reason. But no, it is a very kinky fantasy, all right? Sometimes a man needs to feel humiliated.
And what is a man’s golden thing to have between his legs? That dick means the fucking world to him. So if you humiliate him to the point and you think that he has, makes him think that he has the smallest dick and he has nothing, baby, that dick is the easiest thing to humiliate, you know? And it’s the funnest because after your call, his fantasy can be done. He’s like, I’ve got a big dick, but that was hot, you know? I love that.
Right? And I’ll toss that question to you, Miss Hadley. What are some reasons you’ve heard that people with average-sized or larger cocks enjoy small penis humiliation? Because it’s not all about the pennies. No, it’s not.
I think it’s about familiarity. I think if somebody has a big dick and they’re enjoying and asking for a small penis humiliation, I think it speaks to the attitude that they themselves have, accurate or not, about people who actually do have small penises. They know what their own opinion is of that and they have this need to be humiliated.
And so if they are, in their estimation, if they’re receiving what they perceive to be the treatment that they would sneer at somebody who has a small penis and they put themselves in receiving in that, it provides a safe space to be debased and that when it’s done, they can actually step away from it as opposed to having to actually sit with the reality of some shortcoming they’ve actually got that they now have to do some work on. Oh, I love that. That feeds into the whole idea of BDSM being a way to make you better and what you’re describing.
Yes, 100%. I love that response. Thank you.
You’re welcome. Well, I see that Ms. Harper has left the chat, so I will move on to our next question. Oh, I don’t get to answer? Oh, sorry, Krista.
Girl, look at me. That skinberry has got me so, like, lifted. I’m missing stuff on my little checklist here.
Oh, girl, you got me. Okay, well, my answer is, it’s really simple. Somebody with a nice-sized cock that wants that, they want humiliation and that’s low-hanging fruit.
Oh, literally. Yeah. And, you know, so they want to be humiliated and it’s an easy target.
And sometimes it has more to do with the fact that it is an inadequacy type of humiliation that they’re really after. And some, I posted in there earlier, some guys, even with big dicks or two-stroke jokes, and they are little men because of that. And they know it.
You know, as you said earlier, you know, you can have the biggest dick in the world and if you can’t use it, what good is it? Exactly. And I think some of the big dick guys that can’t perform, well, like I said, just real easy. That’s an easy target.
Just to give us all credit where credit is due, gentlemen, if you have difficulties in lasting the way that you should, then you should really call any one of us up for a tease and denial session because that is going to extend the length of time. So you don’t have to be a pre-jack loser. I promise.
We will help you. Hear, hear. Thank you for that public service announcement.
That’s right. Yes. Creating pleasurable experiences for womankind, femmes, bottoms.
Yes. We can train you. Exactly.
Let us help you. We can teach you how to fuck. Like literally, we will teach you how to fuck.
It’s what we’re here to do. If you’re willing to learn. There you go, Bessie.
You have to be willing to learn. Be willing to face that shadow, right, Becky? You gotta face the shadow. You gotta bring the darkness to light.
I promise you, life will be better. And your face is a great place to start. You dig one small meat, you ain’t got it.
What was the line? If you don’t have it in the hip, you’ve got to have it in the lip. Oh, I like that. I love that.
That needs to be our tagline for this week on why we do small penis humiliation. If you ain’t got it in the hip, what was the last part of it? You don’t have it in the hip, you better have it in the lip. There you go.
There you go. Dropping knowledge, y’all. Some men need to learn what their tongue is actually used for.
It’s not for talking. I feel like we need to do a whole month on that. You know what I mean? On oral skills, we need to do a whole month on it.
Oral October. Heery, heery. Oral October.
Oral October. That’s perfect because it’s right before No Nut November. Yes.
That’s funny because I am. Can you hear me? Yes, we can. Oh my God, Harper.
Oh my God. I had to reboot my modem. That’s what worked for me last time.
Isn’t that crazy? Like you feel like you’re like, oh, with your floppy disk. Three and a half inch floppy. Three and a half inch floppy that I’d already snapped in half and stepped on several times.
And yeah, I’m fine. I’m good. How are y’all? I wish that we had been able to hear the torrent of filth.
I know. It was probably sounding like the exorcist over there, wasn’t it? There was a lot of me just cussing. You motherfucking cocksucking son of a fuckwit bitch cunt ass hoe.
You little shitberg fuckwit mother cocksucking. Is anybody recording that for the soundboard? Please, is anyone recording that? I am way too innocent to be hearing all of that. Oh my goodness.
That could be part of the whole audio. It pissed me off. It made me anger.
I felt a feeling and then I had to express myself. My anger into answering our last question. What are some reasons that you’ve heard for why a person with a large or average sized penis enjoys small penis humiliation? They get off on the humiliation.
It’s the humiliation and degradation part that’s important. The reality of whatever is going on between their legs does not enter into the question. It’s the humiliation that they’re getting off on.
And it’s just, you know, mocking a guy for his dick size is easy. It’s like the entry point to humiliation is to imply that no matter how much you’ve got, it’s just not good enough. Sorry.
You’re half an inch too short or an inch too short. You’re just never, ever going to actually measure all the way up. I love that.
Like being able to look them in the eyes. If you ever get to do this to somebody in person, it’s like the best thing to be looking somebody in the eyes and telling them that their stroke game is weak as fuck and just watch them break. Yes.
It’s hilarious. Oh, it’s fucking delicious, right? Oh, it can get so addictive. Well, Ms. Harper, since we missed your last response to the question, can we get your, and this is going to be our last question before we move into something else, but is there any other kink or fetish that you enjoy using in tandem with small penis humiliation? Ruined orgasms.
Oh, fuck. Yes. I didn’t even think of that.
Oh my God. Yes. I mean, it’s small anyway.
You don’t deserve a real orgasm, so you might as well just go ahead and ruin that. I love ruined orgasms. There is nothing about a ruined orgasm that does not bring me just deep existential joy.
I love it so much. You’re going to be frustrated and horny and turned on and desperate for the rest of the day, and you’re going to be thinking about me and the fact that you have a tiny dick and you deserve this. Oh my God.
The mind fuck coming from you is so fucking hot. Fuck yes. Oh, I love that.
Woo. That just made me horny just hearing her say it. Exactly.
Krista, would you mind answering that question? What other- I actually have a couple that I enjoy with that. Chastity. Oh, get into it, bestie.
And I also love cuckolding with that because I have actually cuckolded men in real life that were pathetically small, but they were unwilling to do other things to try to please me. So they got the full cuck treatment. And I am a big fan of chastity as well.
And when I put a man in chastity, I like to do it with either a flat chastity device or one that is at least one or two sizes smaller than what they really need. Oh my God. Because I want it to be, well, uncomfortable.
And I have to go along with Ms. Harper and the ruined orgasms, but my definition may not jive up with some other mistresses. A ruined orgasm to me is when you go to cum, you pinch that son of a bitch off and you do not let anything come out. Nothing.
You get nothing. See, I like it when they dribble. I do not want them to have anything.
I want it to be like they are having sex and the fire alarm goes off and they get pushed off before they are able to cum. Like they dribble just a little bit. They get like the slightest shred of a hint.
It is like the Lacroix of orgasms, right? Ooh, yes. It is like vaguely, you know, like the orange Lacroix is like an orange existed in the same room as the bottle at some point. So it is like that.
It is the Lacroix of an orgasm. Technically it is an orgasm. It is just not a very good one.
Not very satisfying. Very frustrating. Ruined to the point of them not having anything dribble out and it backs up and their balls start hurting.
Oh, yes. I want it all. Ms. Hadley, would you mind answering that question? What other kinks or fetishes do you enjoy using in tandem with small penis humiliation? Exposure.
Oh, my God. Everybody is going to see. Can you? They are all going to laugh at you.
Everyone will know. Everyone will know. Can’t hide that shame.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, exposure fantasy is one of my favorite questions. What would you do if you could have anything you wanted, but you would have to acknowledge the thing that you don’t want anymore? Would you take it if you had to show up in an arena and expose your deepest, darkest, shame-secret fear that you can have that thing that you want? Would you trade one for the other? You can never hide.
That was an interesting answer. A lot of times what they’re talking about is that they want small penis humiliation from me because they hide at the gym and they won’t take their shorts off. I get a couple of callers like that, but they won’t.
That’s their biggest fear is that they’re going to make fun of other people. Oh, I love that. I guess that’s kind of mind-fucky and I’m droning on about it, but there you go.
That is super mind-fucky and I fucking love that. Oh, man, make sure y’all get in touch with Miss Hadley because she will fuck that mind till it’s like limp and pleading for her to stop. Yes.
I’d like to pose that question to you. What are some other kinks and fetishes that you enjoy using in tandem with small penis humiliation? As much as I fucking love cuckolding and every form of cuckolding, coerced feminization, sissy training, and panty-wearing because, honey, that’s just a clit. You’ve never had a dick and you were never a man, so let me help you.
Fuck yes, Bianca. Oh my god, that gave me life. Yes.
Us too, Patti. Especially when they tell you, please don’t do this to me. Too bad.
Oh, you want me to stop? No. Make them burn their male underwear because they don’t deserve to wear them because they’re for men. How many men need their underwear burned anyway? Besides the pony.
Pretty little pink panties for you. Dress that clitty up the way it deserves. Miss Becky, you’ll be the last person to respond to these questions, but what is a kink or fetish? What are other kinks and fetishes that you enjoy using in tandem with small penis humiliation? So listen, in that same episode of small penis humiliation, I coined what I term as the small penis humiliation to cocksucker pipeline, and I am a firm advocate for it.
I love me a good cocksucker, and it’s just those small penis humiliation guys that really start to fetishize large penises, just gravitate towards sinking right down to their knees and taking it in their pretty little mouths. It’s perfect. Oh, yes it is.
It thrills me. So, so much. And I just wanted to say hi to Jeannie.
I just saw that she entered. Oh, I love your PFP, girl. Look at those feet.
It is so distracting, right? Oh, I know. She’s got beautiful feet. You know, I had a friend.
I had a friend in college, and his pickup line, and it worked. I watched it work. He would say, ooh, nice shoes.
Want to fuck? And I have a feeling he would go for those shoes. I had a friend who said something similar. He said, hey, you want to get a pizza and fuck? And he was like, ha ha, you get it, because everybody likes pizza.
He swore by that. My ex-husband’s brother used to, he used to go to bars, and he didn’t even try. He would just go up to him, want to give me a blowjob? And I was like, my god, how many times do you get slapped? And he says, oh, 10, 15 times.
But that 16th time, I get a blowjob. Ooh. Ms. Hadley, did you see our sissy girl just popped in here? Hi, sissy girl.
Do you know the story about Dikembe Mutombo and the consent? He was an NBA player, very, very tall man. Oh, yeah, I remember him with the long fingers, too. I remember those hands.
He would walk into bars, and people would look, and everybody knew who he was. And he would say, who wants to sex Mutombo? And inevitably, some young person of his appeal, and perhaps several of them would say, yes, please. And so they would go off and sex Mutombo.
And that’s a way to approach it. Active, enthusiastic consent, no pressure on a partner. That’s the way to do it.
I feel like if you can go and get what you need that way, that’s absolutely fantastic. Hell, yes. And I love that that’s kind of the wrapping point for all of the small penis humiliation that we’ve been talking about here.
Consent is important. 100%. Don’t just go exposing people to your tiny cock.
Ask first. Beg. You’re amazing.
There you go. Beg. And I know a certain little sub in here who needs some practice with begging.
So we’ll have to get into that. Let’s start alphabetically and just work our way down because I think most of them in there need it. Right? Yes.
Valid. Valid. Well, moving on to our last topic of the evening, we’re going to get into the small penis, smallest penis in the Empire Contest that we’re going to be hosting the awards show for at the end of the month, right? Right.
Correct. Yes. Yes, yes.
I’m so right. I’m so excited, too. And like, if this conversation has been any evidence of just how awesome that show is going to be, like, you should probably enter just so that we can judge you, you know, and give you a little taste of this.
Yes. Show us your dick. No, no, no.
They don’t have dicks. A dick belongs to a man. And it’s like something that you can actually measure.
They have little peepees. They have little sprigs. They have tiny little guys, things of that nature.
So show us that Harper’s confusion was so genuine. Really? No, I thought we were looking at them. I mean, we have to use the zoom feature, right? You know, we pull up the picture and you have to zoom way in.
I have seen some things, okay? Because we have access to everybody who’s already entered. We’ve seen the pictures. We’ve seen them.
The tiny little peens. They’re so adorable. I have to tell you, Dickless really is.
Honestly, truth in advertisement. Like, honestly, like, perfect screen name for him because Dickless is Nickless. Yeah.
Last year he entered, he entered a similar contest and he put a quarter, or no, excuse me, it was a nickel. It was a nickel on his little tiny dick and the whole thing disappeared. Oh my god.
Magic trick. Thank you, prisoner. Dickless has an N-E.
Word. Word. Well, I wanted to kind of… There are outie belly buttons bigger than him.
Yes. Oh, fuck. It was cute though.
It’s like those little miniature pets that you get. They’re just so cute. They’re not good for anything, but they are so cute.
It’s the companionship. Oh my god. It’s really… Put my dick in my drawer.
Well, if you all would like to read a little bit more about the contest, I did drop the link in our chat so you can kind of learn what the Smallest Penis in the Empire contest is all about. We are literally judging these entries to decide who has the smallest penis in the empire. When you say we’re judging, we mean it.
We’re judging. We are judging you. And just so you have an idea of what to kind of expect, I know that Becky, Harper, Krista, me, and I believe Hadley are all judging, right? Did I miss anyone? Not from our group, because there are more.
I’m going to introduce those groups. I was about to say, there’s 10 of us. Right.
So just to kind of introduce you to the other judges that are going to be doing this, our current Mistress of the Month, the spectacular Miss Erica. If there’s any thing in the universe that tells you that you need to set up a session with somebody, the fact that Miss Erica is the Mistress of the Month for MicroMarch, that is your sign from the universe to call her. Like, do it.
But she’s going to be judging this competition, and she’s a tough customer. She’s a tough mistress. But I’m dropping her credentials so you can kind of go and check her out and see what she’s all about.
She is spectacular. I believe Patty can attest to that, if you don’t mind me saying. Our next judge, did you guys have anything that you wanted to say about Miss Erica? Because she was our Mistress Hot Seat for the end of the year, last year, right? Oh, she’s amazing.
She’s so fun. Yes. I’ve done a couple of calls with her.
Many calls with her, actually. And hot. Do yourself a favor.
Thank me later. She’s amazing. Yes.
The next judge that I want to mention is Miss Empress Stephanie. If you ever get a chance to work with Miss Stephanie, she is amazing. She’s a toughie, too.
Don’t let her gorgeous face and how she seems super sweet, don’t let that fool you, because she will get you together. Her JOI, her jerk-off instructions are amazing. Get to know her and know what to expect, knowing that she’s a judge.
Because she’s going to judge you good. She knows what she’s talking about. She knows what she’s about.
So get into Miss Stephanie Marshall. She is incredible. Empress Stephanie, if you do decide to reach out and talk to her.
Sorry, I’m checking out the chat and I’m seeing some conversation in there. And that’s fun. Sorry for blowing up your spot, Patty.
Next up for judging, we have the, you know, there’s no comparison with Duchess Willow, right? She is, if you need to get whipped into shape, she’s going to do it. She’s going to do it. And she’s another judge that we’re going to have this year.
So also to know what you’re getting into. Our premier, Ebony Femdom, Duchess Willow. Get to know her.
And also come correct if you approach her, please. Nothing but the absolute utmost respect. You know, I say I’m a goddess, but I feel like she’s a divinity of her in her own right.
Yeah. And it’s only if you care about your own self-preservation. Like we’re not saying that for her benefit.
We’re saying that for your benefit. No, it’s a little bit for their benefit. If I find out somebody has disrespected Miss Willow, I’m like, oh, so you need to be put in your place.
Brace. Like we won’t cancel you, but we are going to chop you down to size. So be ready for that.
It’s like a litmus test. You know, somebody who doesn’t treat Miss Willow right. We’re like, oh, okay.
I see who you are. Yeah. Fuck that person till the end of time.
To be clear, we’re serious. Disrespect any of us, right? Including dispatch. Do not do that.
Right? No. Oh God. With dispatch? Come correct.
That’s right. I was telling Miss Nova yesterday, I think, she was saying some guy was being mean to her. I was like, tell me who it was.
Who did it? Dispatchers. We’ve got two more judges left to announce. This judge, she is incredible.
Our phone sex princess, Miss Andy. I love Miss Andy. She’s so great.
She’s so sweet. And then she’s just like, diabolical. Yes.
It sneaks up on you and all of a sudden you’re like, oh, oh damn. She’s the do it yourself queen too. Like man, she comes up with some things.
The sex toys that she helps people create. I’m just gobsmacked by what she comes up with every time. Like she did a cocksleeve that I thought, a DIY cocksleeve.
And I was like, the what? She’s like MacGyver. She is. Long package.
Miss Constance always talks about her bubble wrap pussy. Somebody kept talking about their bubble wrap pussy because Miss Andy told they only got the bug, their bubble wrap pussy. Check her out.
Check her out. And last but not least, I talk about Miss Audrey, pretty much everywhere I can go because she’s who I learned ruined orgasms from. And I still like the sound this man made when she had him ruin it.
I just, I will never forget that. That is just stuck in my memory forever. It’s currently her birthday, like her birthday week.
So if you can get to talk to her before her birthday week is up, I think tomorrow is the last day of it, the seventh. Reach out to Miss Audrey. I don’t think she really has any, she’s not super active on social, but she’s very active on her website.
And I’ll share that right now. Yes. Thank you, Ma.
She is wonderful. But if you get a chance to reach out to her, just say happy birthday at the very least. She’s wonderful.
She deserves it. She’s so worth that. 100%.
And I’m also going to include a link to our, to the entry package in case anybody here wants to enter, or, you know, maybe you have a small penis friend who wants to be recognized for their tiny contributions to the world. Yes. I have a quick announcement actually, because I really want to make it clear to everybody here.
If you thought tonight was fun, if you enjoyed small penis humiliation and enjoy women laughing at your diminutive stature, then you should really consider joining the contest, because we are putting together a 10-minute audio that is going to be a small penis humiliation audio that every single registrant gets as part of their package. So, I mean, to get the actual entry, it’s like $30, and you get all 10 of us laughing and teasing and tee-heeing at your tiny little package, as well as the chance to win prizes and the status and the fucking audio. So just saying, it’s a good deal.
You’d better join. You’d have to be, I don’t know, a tiny dick loser to look at the small penis contest and think, oh, well, it’s just not a good value, bitch. I mean, what would they know, you know, about comparing size and things like that? You know, if somebody does think that the value’s not there, well, that’s why they have a tiny little dick is because they were cursed, because they have no idea.
Anything going on? Cursed with that little dick energy right on. What’s that phrase, God don’t like ugly? It’s true. It is true.
He’s going to cock slap you with a tiny dick if you don’t watch yourself. And I have a theory on tiny dicks too. You know how men have that Y-chromosome? What happened to them? They didn’t get the full Y, they got a little V. Oh, no.
Well, on that note, thank you all for coming out tonight and kicking off Micro March. This is the month where we celebrate all things tiny, not just penises, but also like mini skirts, you know, tiny little pairs of panties, tiny men. This is the month where we’re going to celebrate that.
So hopefully you all are prepared because we’ve got a wonderful hostess for every single week this month. So no hostess-less nights here. Thank you all for coming out and making it out to our show tonight.
If you want to keep up with us during the week, you can follow our Femdom Fridays group over on our Enchantrix Empire Discord, not Discord server, but our EnchantrixEmpire.community.net internal socials. You can also follow us over on at Femdom Fridays on X. You can also follow us at FemdomFridays.BSKY.social over on Blue Sky. We do a really good job of keeping up with that during the week.
If you kind of want to extend the feeling of being on the show, you can extend it there. Also, feel free to follow all of these ladies, everyone we’ve mentioned tonight. Follow them on socials if they have them.
You will not be disappointed. Thank you all for coming out to Femdom Fridays. We host this every week at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time over in our Discord server.
You know, you guys heard the changes that we’ve got going on, so bear that in mind. Thank you guys for coming out so much. Ladies, did you have anything that you wanted to throw out there before we completely close down as we say goodbye? Thank you for being here.
Yeah, thank you. Yes, thank you. It was so fun.
Yes, yes. Next week, I’m not sure exactly who our hostess is, but keep an eye out in our… Yay! We’ll keep an eye out for that teaser for what she’s going to be talking about on Monday because we will do our best to have that in the chat that we have here because we have our own dedicated chat channel here in the Enchantress Empire Discord server. So, thank you guys for coming out.
Thank you, wonderful Girl Gang panel, for everything that you said tonight. This was so much fun. I cannot wait to do this again with you guys next week when I won’t be hosting.
Good night. Good night, everybody. This was excellent.
The sound effects are just so good, you guys. Right? Let’s keep that up. That’s wonderful.
Good night, everybody. Good night. Thank you, chat.
We see all your lovely well wishes. You guys have a good night and enjoy your weekend. Bye.
