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Needlessly Gendered Scavenger Hunter with Ms. Harper
Every freaking time. We’re just that good. Hi guys.
It’s uh filmed on friday’s time We’re here We have a we have a pre-meeting where we go over exactly what we’re going to talk about The whole thing the whole event is scripted I’m honest I would never lie about that We got so busy gossiping that we forgot that the show was over here Whoops, I mean the love was always there We were having a great time anyway Unfortunately now we don’t have anything left to talk about show’s over thanks for coming Shot your load. We’re all done. I’m tired.
Okay, I couldn’t help myself Oh all over the place I’ve got a present from miss krista that i’m gonna pop in the chat she would want it to be here tonight, but mercury is wreaking her fucking havoc still so You know that Mercury It’s been a nightmare fucking mercury nightmare, but she didn’t forget about us She made us The drink of the week, which is look at what I found booze That’s how you know, this is an adult show just what I always wanted Bacardi berry juice pineapple juice coconut water lime juice honey or simple syrup ice fresh mixed berries pineapple chunks and gummy bears Gummy bears Fuck yes Oh, I love that. It’s a fucking adult fruit smoothie with gummy bears Gummy bears, I love some gummy bars So y’all I shared earlier today, did y’all notice it they shared That doc it’s a needlessly gendered scavenger hunt And I challenged everybody to go forth and find Needlessly gendered items that would fit into the categories In order to win points the points you get like i’m i’m the boss So if or I guess we can vote about which one’s the best whoever has Best needlessly gendered item gets a point and whoever has the most points at the end wins and what you win is, um my admiration and Until you do something stupid again Then and then it all goes away so Because um mistress always wins the ladies have had access to the scavenger hunt list Numerous days longer than all the rest of you Because we cheat that’s why That’s right righteously so though The house always wins Do you want fair go find vanilla? That’s right That’s right. You could go find a partner instead of a mistress Way less fun So We had a site for a while it was mistress always wins and I was like That’s the best site.
We don’t need anything else. That’s the one That’s the only one mistress wins done problem solved So far tonight we’ve got gg is in the house prisoner to k marie Who miss k marie is not going to be making it probably because she was having tech issues mercury Addie nacho taylor who still does not have permission to touch kitty and carmine San diego not pronounced san diego like the character but san diego the city Hi guys, it’s the last friday of the month Ladies introduce yourselves to these delicious wankers, please Hello wankers My name is miss becky. You can find me at intelligent phone sex calls.com You can find my podcast the kink.
Oh, excuse me kinkology the psychology of kink on cock radio Um, I was about four hours late putting my podcast up today, but it is finally up my nfm july recap and To you mistress hadley Oh Well, hello And hello deliciousness in the audience. Uh, mistress hadley I have a blog coming soon to I will dominate you.com and I’ve got some fun stuff in the assignment shop Including help being pretty never too early to start getting ready for the next event. Should it occur? Yeah, let harper take a nap first And It’s very good to be here i’ve been um amassing my Pictures of needlessly gendered items, so i’m looking forward to Taking full advantage of my advantage.
Thank you michelle goddess michelle Why thank you I am all elodious goddess of indulgence goddess michelle, you can find me on the master matrix calm Or you can i’m usually on social media getting into stuff Keeping up with the latest drama and gossip with the celebrities over on X as at the divine meet the divine me or on blue sky At the master matrix dot bsky dot social Miss viola Would you mind introducing yourself? Hi, I am viola and You can actually find me on x at viola and chantrix And then of course I am on discord as ldw viola And i’m just waiting to find out what blogs that I will be on but looking forward to being able to write all sorts of nutty things especially about heels I have a real shoe fetish Oh Girl miss michelle every time I hear your name that song goes right through my head I love that song It’s melodious he said he said the beatles were the best. Yes Uh, demi owns me has joined us in the chat and mr. Boinkers Cute little avatar, mr. Boinkers I looked at it and lost my shit cute little Adorable Adorable So i’m harper you can find my blog fetish fun sex blog.com. I also run whore school sex education for perverts in which I uh attempt to undo decades of abstinence only sex education and teach everyone around me how to fuck better because frankly I Abstinence is not the way to go. Y’all need to be sluts.
So y’all whore school is a live show so you can um, Hop in the chat room and and distract me and ask questions and get educated in real time Uh, and it airs sundays from 11 to midnight on the east coast eight to nine on the west coast I was also the mc For the sissy pageant this year That was an awful lot of fun Teasing the absolute living shit out of the entire audience And especially miss becky She did did you see did if you were you guys there did you guys witness her edging me Like I was a client That’s how incredible It really it really was very well done It was amazing I was Damn near sitting in a puddle by the time we were to the end like come on give it to me. I need it How many times have you heard that harper Please please tell me who won No Not yet. You can take a little more Just a little more.
Come on. You can take some more of this. It won’t hurt You’ll like it Blue balls.
Yeah, that’s a myth Those aren’t real Prove me wrong Patriarchal lies It’s a lie of toxic masculinity that blue balls are are bad for you They’re actually good for you. That’s the pain that you feel as you um Your body reabsorbs the nutrition back into it Sound like sound like I know what i’m talking about. Don’t I? Yeah I believe it.
I believed it enough that i’m gonna be practicing that very line with my clients Tell them blue balls are actually good for them. Yes, and that it helps reabsorb the nutrients back into their body I Your body actually will Like reabsorb it and that’s part of why it hurts is because your body’s going. Oh, no, I have too much sperm And it’s desperately trying to like recycle that but um I said it’s a net zero sum.
It’s not actually good for you or bad for you. It just is a thing I’m gonna tell them it’s good for them Being bad I like for her All right, so we were going to talk about because we’re finishing up our um gender exploration july with unnecessarily gendered items Because uh They are a thing and it happens a lot in the world of advertising where apparently if you can slant your advertising so that you can attract the attention of A very specific demographic because you can you can try to capture all of their money and they buy things Which is why The one that I remember the most as They they put this out and people were like wait, what the shit are you on? Do you guys remember the bic pins that they marketed as being pins for ladies? Yes Remember that Back at I don’t even remember how long ago that was like time is meaningless Wait, are you talking about bic pens that they market for ladies? Yes, bitch. That’s one of my answers Is the big pens for ladies? Yep Yes, because it was Fucking dumb the backlash was extreme too because people were like hang on It’s a pin Pin Why does it cost more to produce the pin same pin in pink and it’s just a standard it’s a fucking bic Was it just a bic pin Plain old clear barrel ink thing in the middle Pin but they made it pink For delicate lady hands What They didn’t even make it smaller for lady hands though, like it’s the same barrel They didn’t even make it dainty for my dinky little hand It didn’t it didn’t have like a scent to it.
You know, they didn’t make it floral scented They didn’t add anything to it. It was just the same pin in it And they charged more Which was just insulting Just fucking insulting So I sent out the list so ladies Show me your examples of a needlessly gendered chair Oh, I got a good one for this Oh, yeah, you hold on. I do.
I got it. I was proud of this. I actually have two because um, one of them I genuinely fell one of them I was like impressed by Oh Look at that.
Look at this thing of beauty Oh my god Right in case you forget which one you are and you need the chair to like label yourself That’s not that’s not what the woman symbol looks it’s the pluses It’s supposed to be venus’s mirror Inaccurate taboo, it’s inaccurate. Oh No, and then this is the one I liked a needlessly gendered chair Look at this It’s a feminist designs a chair that prevents manspreading She won a design award Wow, that’s funny, isn’t that hysterical? Oh my god Holy crap Romantic pink lace skirt car seat covers for women for women I’m gonna send that to every single sissy and be like you need these Isn’t that amazing? That is the Oh, wow, all right, I know that’s fucking amazing Michelle’s is also really funny. She sent the link but i’m gonna send a screenshot.
Look at that Oh, wow, it’s the ultimate man cave chair y’all That really is in a bad way. Wow. It’s an ejection seat from a jet fighter.
Yes Look at that big yellow pedal right where the dick goes though Design flaw You pull that to eject like does it does it do that like if you pull that does it And then you fly Like it’s a Dude, wow Okay, I found a needlessly gendered chair that um, I typed in women’s office chair Listen, I almost got a chair that looked like that I really like the jewels It’s cute I don’t think it would be an extra comfy office chair. It doesn’t look very comfortable Right the seat pad’s a little thin for my taste like that But didn’t you love the jewels I kind of I kind of don’t hate it We all like yours But There’s a callback to like a like a salon style chair vibe to it Even the chat rooms beauty school dropout Go back to high school So I think the most outrageous one are those car seat covers because that looks wow amazing Yeah, those For sure, yeah God Let’s see if we want to make a sissy buy them and drive them all around town with them Some big manly truck driver with yes Up in your F-250 Right the big testicles in the back and and those seats in the front It’s got something pink on it looks like on the the steering wheel emergency brake in the middle Oh my goodness. I just saw that.
Yes That’s so great It looks like when the gear and look at the gear shift has like a little top hat on it So picture if you will a car seat covered in bubblegum pink with pink lace flouncing around the seat cushion in multiple layers And yes flouncing as well along the back of the seat and across The seat and at the headrest it has an extra added pink lacy pillow Don’t forget the steering wheel which is also Flounced steering wheel cover also has the same pink with lace flouncing. Oh my god. It’s on the mirror, too Oh, yes, it is Yes It is Kitty says if we’re gonna make a sissy cover their car and seats like that the e-brake needs to be a dildo and Yeah Prisoners that it’s a 19 piece set I believe it.
Oh god, it says it it is a 19 piece set. Oh it is. Oh my god Okay Oh, it’s got little pillows.
Look at the little pillows Little pillows It’s important to be comfortable Oh 19 pieces. Oh my god All right, who has found a needlessly gendered office lamp I struggled with that Right an awful lot of them. You’re just like that’s just decor That’s exactly my I was like, but it’s the colors the colors go with the room or they don’t go with the room The closest that I was able to come Oh now see that’s Miss michelle, I would actually have that that’s cute though That’s why I picked it because they said it was for a girl’s room and it kept saying most girly Now I was just like, um, anybody who’s into fungus would fucking love this one So why are we marketing this for girls? I dig the afterglow of the lamp that I found too, but it says in there too for girls bedroom.
So Yeah, it’s like come on I mean, I would I would love it On the other hand, how the fuck do you dust an ostrich feather coated lamp? Listen, I have ostrich feathers In my bedroom little a little vase full of and you just shake them What do you say? You just shake them all over there shake shake shake shake Like a duster Yeah, but you can there’s a product that you spray on things Um that’s made specifically to Deal with exactly that And I can’t remember the name of it right now, but there’s a thing that exists Huh Yeah, well now I need to know what it is so that I can decorate with feathers Right That’s a fair point Your lamp happily looks like a biblically accurate angel now that I look at him. Oh Does i’m excited to be like do not be afraid I’m, oh look at the heart lamp Yeah, googly eyes Dig it everything needs googly eyes Literally everything is made better A pink heart-shaped uh Lamp is it led like a led strip Light like that’s kind of cool I like it. And then the one the one I shared said it was a kawaii girl desk lamp It’s very pink and Almost all of these are pink miss michelle’s wasn’t but it was yours does have glowing mushrooms Inside a glass cloche, which That’s fucking classy Right.
I think it’s so cool. I’m like it shouldn’t just be for girls It should be for everyone Everyone should get glowing mushrooms. Ooh That would go in a dark academia themed library 100 yes We’re getting into our halloween feels for a second Hmm we are closer to halloween like we’re we’re past the middle of the year.
So it’s basically halloween time Oh, i’m so ready spooky month, come on give it to us by heat I think the most outrageously gendered one so far. It’s the pink ostrich feather lamp. Sadly stop winning I had a brief to me I chose like halloween blog train Thank you for reminding me about that because you know me time is meaningless I would forget about it and forget that we’re supposed to be planning this shit Next month we’ll plan it next month.
It’ll be fun The ladies yes, the ostrich feather lamp. Yeah ostrich feather lamp Yeah, fucking hadley How about an Okay, i’m gonna skip ahead on the list. Um a chef’s knife set an outrageously gendered chef’s knife set Because I know they’re out there and because I found some and they were real real bad Mine are awesome.
You know why? Because their pair is hell in Oh, let’s see. Yeah. Oh my god That’s pretty gendered But can they be of that The the Things that slide over the blades have flower cutouts on them and the blades are floral print So Yeah, that’s the same knife that I found here.
So right Oh I kind of want it Because it’s look at it. I mean look at it If it matched my kitchen i’d get it. That’s the type of girl that I am I don’t need more.
No, that’s amazing. I love that though Look at it. Is it the pioneer woman? It’s pioneer woman said, isn’t it? Yeah Oh a lot of the kitchen stuff that I was like, this is needlessly gendered.
Yeah, it was all pioneer woman Almost all of her stuff. It’s like floor print I might like becky’s I’ve got what did I find? I just don’t have the knife block Miss michelle has a super manly knife Knife set I would buy and use michelle’s knife set unironically It’s very cool, but only for men though, but it’s so man Hadley that matches the picture your picture with your wooden paddle like it’s like the same wood grain and everything my aesthetic Yeah A cuisinart pink set I like the hot pink That’s that’s actually a big knife. Obviously look at us shopping at needlessly gendered scavenger hunt Yes Yes I don’t think I could handle everything in pink over in the general chat earlier today.
Uh Blair was saying that she wants a pink kitchen as miss erica shared some pictures of it. I’m like, okay, that’s too much pink Yeah, no, not now Not in my decor That’s too much, but how else are they gonna know how pussy you are if your kitchen isn’t like super pink guys Oh god So hadley shared, um a clear plastic knife block with baby pink knives in a variety of sizes I think it’s a fake knife Oh, I like to have things in a variety of sizes It’s so feminine With a vegetable peeler and kitchen shears They all match gold fitting full service She said full service Hey Somebody in here saying that hadley once again, we didn’t agree to that. We didn’t we didn’t vote yet.
We didn’t I’m kind of down with miss michelle’s manly knife set I like it. I do too I do too All right, mostly just to make sure that hadley doesn’t win three times in a row just kidding michelle No, that’s all right if I have to take an l I will take one to miss hadley I watch a lot of youtube and i’ve seen the commercials for the Knife said that michelle put up And it’s like I almost made the biggest mistake of my life Sent this knife back, but I decided to give it a try Fellas, you gotta have it. It’s the butchest thing you’ll ever see.
It’s hilarious Pulling like salmon out of the river and laying it on a rock. It’s great. So For that alone i’m michelle can Take that one because they’re it’s hilarious That that’s the knife set that a man named bear grills would absolutely have and yes Like just his name screams super hyper manly man bear grills and he’s got to have those knives There’s a theme theme song for the knife set manly men doing manly things Men menning Man menly keep seeing robin hood men in tights That would be so fucking hilarious I guess The hey, nani nani’s get me every time How about a needlessly gendered dining table I only ask because I actually found one When you type in dining table and you put in like women right you don’t really get I mean, okay So that’s kind of that see the table itself Is white with gold legs and it’s not really Girly Girly the stuff around it’s super girly.
Oh that table’s so pretty So mine is solid wood with industrial metal chairs that match an industrial hanging lamp and stenciled on the wall a Cow with the marks on it for the butchers to be like which cut It’s hyper masculine for sure It’s all man. So Man, man, man, that’s all I could think seeing that If you type in Masculine dining table. Oh Oh, that’s pretty Yeah, that’s pretty.
That’s although I have to say listen to this I have a male friend who has a pink marble coffee table Wow Antique actually Dude That’s really cool I’m in texas. The state stone of texas is pink granite and I am Sad that we don’t have more pink granite topped tables Just everywhere like it should be everywhere. Every place should have a pink granite in light marble That looks really cool.
Is that rose quartz? Yes, and it is expensive as hell. Oh my goodness It’s like six grand for that table Yes Because it doesn’t like that size. That’s new.
Yeah. Yeah, that’s nice. That’s very womanly beautiful Yeah, i’d turn that into an altar like that Oh, yeah Miss becky shared a solid mahogany men’s club tables Which why are they men’s why women don’t like mahogany well, you can’t spell mahogany without man Yeah got hoga in the middle so God Yeah, you can’t spell slaughter without laughter Okay, which what’s the winner ladies Which one Maybe the dead cow on the wall Right.
Yeah, I think harper you knocked it. Yeah, I think you knocked it out It’s Weirdly gendered why yeah Just screams male masculine in a uncomfortable sort of a way Okay, right Doesn’t even like inspire you to like want to sit in there and eat, you know It’s just like let me hurry up and shovel this in my face so I can get out of these uncomfortable ass chairs I know those chairs look fucking horrible It looks like the kind of thing you’d find at like some kind of a brew pub and they’d be like and now we’re going To serve you with our special fries cooked in truffle oil And I don’t know if you’ve ever had fries cooked in truffle oil, but they taste like butt There’s a time and a place to use truffle oil, but that’s not it I have strong opinions about this Neutral flavor oil anyway Prisoner wants to know how you know what butts taste like I have an active imagination Yeah, kitty says truffle oil is a finishing oil cooked with right and there I like the end there Okay, so I I included both hammer and tool set on the list So ladies, did you find namelessly gendered construction equipment? Oh, I did. Oh my god, I did.
Oh, this pissed me off so much too. Um with the tool set. Oh, this made me so angry Let me see if I can get this To load up because oh this made me so mad Right becky’s like high spec tool set 25 piece paint for women small mini toolbox Okay, you found that okay, I that becky that was the same one that I was looking at Oh, no a hammer multi-tool Hot pink girl Hadley Hot damn Pig forklift Hadley wins That’s fucking crazy It’s hot pink to y’all like it’s not not even like a light pale pink.
It’s like a hot pink fucking forklift Oh Oh my god What did you call me I called you a pink backhoe Why is it pink I mean How else I bought it. I bought an easy up off of amazon It’s a 10 by 20, you know easy up and the pink one was like 75 cheaper than any other Tent and i’m a practical dom So I got that one But it made it so easy because whenever I went camping I’d be like, where are you? Where are you? I like just lifted a big pink easy up No matter how drunk I got I could find my way home it was delightful I Found a 16 ounce claw hammer in pink and the marketing that went with it was great Pink power claw hammer use on your various projects They marketed it as as being a lightweight hammer I don’t know if you guys are aware but for a hammer if it’s super lightweight, it’s less effective But how are we going to be able to lift it up with our skinny little arms Oh, I like that I like that hammer this is one of these Shit you not I have I have one of those hammers michelle. I have one of those hammers.
Mine’s pink pink flowers All over it one, too You can unscrew the handle and a screw. Yes Screwdrivers. Yes.
Oh, I like screwdrivers are not floral printed those. I was very hadley Now you’re just showing off Oh They were together Of the like was that a genre of needlessly gendered things, I don’t know It’s just wow I want to beat meet the bitch that owns all of those That has just like fucking ad nauseum pink all over her yard and all this construction equipment Hell yes, it’s I would absolutely do that and I i’d pay just slightly over average Or like the industry average like just above industry average People want you want you want my paycheck? You’re going to come and ride around my big paint machines Oliver made a tractor in purple Oh, did they really that’s funny yes, they really did they made a purple oliver tractor I mean, I think these are real They look to be It’s crazy Yeah, that last one definitely as you can see the the dirt on the treads and everything like where it’s worn off from them being in contact with a rubble What’s functioning equipment How about um a needlessly gendered air fryer I could not find one Really? I couldn’t find a needlessly gendered air fryer. I couldn’t I looked even because the pioneer woman, um, oh stop it, of course I’m gonna see Oh my god Oh my god I kind of like it again I like that brand I kind of dig it.
Yeah, right. I love the aesthetic. I do Look I I’ve got the drew barrymore Air fryer, it’s pretty cream white with gold accents on it.
It’s really pretty classy looking Like my air fryer is fucking classic But uh, yeah, it’s a drew barrymore the hello kitty one. Oh my god That’s a really good one That’s adorable. I love it They’ve got a toaster that puts hello kitty’s face on the toast Dude oh, I kind of want it It’s pretty awesome I like it when hello kitty went punk rock My hand she started wearing pleasure and spikes I was like, yeah, hello kitty Yeah She had the little piercing in her.
Yeah Little ear like a little yeah, little kitty cat ears In the in the chat addy said from what i’ve seen online pink tools are a good way to have To avoid having insecure men taking your stuff Sounds like it. Oh, that’s so true Oh Gendered chair That should have been That’s a good one The san leo. It is a really good one And what better way to start your day than nomming on hello kitty’s face? Coffee and eating the little hello kitty face heart without contacts that sounds psychotic Okay Well, I admit I am a bit twisted Yes Yes Thank you kitty.
Yes It’s for a treat anime for in the mornings for a treat literally Literal get your morning started, right? terrible Okay, so who wins the uh needlessly gendered Uh tools did we vote on that? Um, I think hadley won it. Um pretty handily there Harper’s yours was great. Yours was great.
But hello kitty is fucking It’s oh no, she was talking about the tools Like if we had chosen Oh the tool set. Oh hadley. Yeah hadley How about kicking it? Unhinged Hadley, I don’t know where she found her stuff And what search terms you use girl, but i’m hitting you neck up next time.
We do one of these I am i’m gonna be like hadley. What’s up? Let’s let’s partner Teams yay So it sounds like she uh, your vote is for her the the air fryer for ms. Hadley too, huh? I’m, sorry. Yours is so good You’re just so good, but hello kitty Hello kitty as an air fryer that is weirdly gendered I was surprised Gendered is what that is.
That’s just off the wall right there I’ve been so stressed about this. I hope I do. Okay You’re just you’re clearing it Okay, did you find any weirdly gendered, uh hiking boots They were all vaguely masculine looking to me even the ones that said that were for ladies I was like that’s still very I mean, it’s a hiking boot It is one of those products that I don’t think needs to be gendered.
I’m kind of pleased that it’s not overly gendery Yeah, at some point they stop being effective if you get them too delicate, right? That’s not their point Yeah, they have to like have ankle support and arches and stuff Okay, I did find some i’m just hoping it’ll let me share it um Addie said she’s confused about the rules though Is it needlessly gendered as in things that could just be used by anyone but are weirdly directed at a specific demographic? Or ordinary stuff that are made super hyper feminine or masculine just because both The spark michelle Michelle won it handily. Those are good Those are really good They come from sparkle fairy couture if you’re wondering. Oh hadley What the fuck? I like michelle’s better than I would wear those I like yours because it says the boots with the fur the boots with the fur Wow Yes We have a client that calls me apple bottom jeans and One time I did a session with hadley And he came back to a friend of mine and he said i’m worried about becky I think hadley might have ticked her too hard and knocked the fur off her boots Viola Viola Damn girl Yes Boots Were goddamn girl.
I would be high in my ass off and those those are so cute. I love them They look like what is that bigfoot? They look like bigfoot’s feet and she was pink You remember in the club when the girls would wear those boots? Like I just I remember those when I was big into clubbing everybody every girl had something some boots like that Oh god, maybe bigfoot is a sissy Why not Have you ever watched an episode of finding bigfoot there are all these like Big burly muscular super serious. We’re going into the woods.
We’re going to find bigfoot. They never do No, but they’re very like very hypermasculine so Now i’m picturing We’re gonna check even if you can catch it It’s just crazy. What then what? You found him then what? Oh no, I I don’t know if we can talk about that because uh This is plus bigfoot equals if they catch him Hey foot Yes, you own those those are gorgeous But you rock the hell out of those.
I know right? Yeah These are really good Platform looks like calf height full lace baby pink boots with fur trim Mm-hmm I would kick somebody right in the balls while wearing those Those are the boots. I knocked your fur off of becky. That’s fucking right That’s right All right, which which boots win though Who’s got the best boots? them first fur boots are Pretty impressive.
Yeah, you got my viola’s got my vote on that one Yeah, very well done viola They are impressive boots They’re a little scary looking like I saw those coming towards me in the woods. I’d be like and Going back in the tent Not coming out again, especially if they were shaking all that fur shaking in the wind like coming towards terrifying Okay, how about okay Mm-hmm. I’m gonna skip ahead.
We’re gonna do shaving razors and then I want to look at some of the gender-neutral things But did y’all find? Weirdly gendered shaving razors Because I did I mean Razors are one of the most Gendered things I think I found razors aimed at men for their intimate Oh Because heaven heaven forbid they use the venus razor No, they’ve got their own special manly racer for their intimate zone It has lubricating strips before manscaping Man mama man, man, man That’s how you know, it’s for men because it’s manscaping It’s manscaping Most of the time you find razors and it’s like it’s either the yellow standard, you know stick razor or pink There’s no difference between them like they’re the exact it’s the same as the fucking big pins but they’ve also started putting out like razors for Men that are the same As the razors for women, although i’m going to point out The lady ones the venus versus the Gillette intimate razor for men our lubricating strips are bigger Because we’re more tighter Yeah, and they’re probably more expensive No, it’s actually five dollars cheaper Oh, wow, the toxic masculinity razors She’s a toxic masculinity toxic masculinity razor It’s for the man who cannot bring himself to buy the venus razor He can’t buy it it’s pink for the man with perpetually thin skin For the man who has hairy balls and doesn’t want them to be anymore, that’s great. Yes Moral print on the handle Oh my god J Yes Yes The dollar shave club, uh has the guys gone full gender neutral. They’re like, you know, what fuck it.
It’s a fucking razor Yeah, it’s body hair. There’s nothing different Between what’s on your balls versus my labia use the fucking razor Prisoners that if he cannot buy a pink razor tell him to try waxing Oh, yeah, nothing more masculine than getting the hair ripped out of you with hot wax Is that a toy or is that a razor I literally literally I seriously What are the three dots for that looks so dangerous? Are the three dots are they vibrator? That is Oh, it’s not gonna help with your accuracy That’s It’s to stimulate what I was like it’s to stimulate the the balls if a man uses it, but that’s a lady razor. Never mind Are those clitty bumps are those clitty bumps I see on that razor blade Because that seems very dangerous.
That would seem like not where you would want clitty bumps with the razor in conjunction with Rollerballs to glide along Why Congratulations, you’ve rendered me speechless with that offering wow, I think you won that one biola. Yeah. Yeah, I agree That is some crazy looking look at that Yeah, if you’re shaving razor seasoned Sex professionals go.
Is that a sex toy? Yeah You’ve gone too far We’re past seasoned all the way to spicy Slightly charred There are items that are usually sold as gendered things deodorant body wash underwear vitamins and nail polish are usually sold as gendered things like if you go to Any big box store you will see on one side of the aisle The ladies deodorants and shampoo and conditioner and body wash and all of the ladies stuff and on the other side the men’s stuff Never the two shall touch So there are a few companies out there that are producing genderless items That anybody can did you guys find any of those things? No, they weren’t on my list They weren’t on my list I didn’t find no gender neutral things Demi owns me has shared a overnight laxative And yeah, there’s the prices on it. The regular laxative is $1.85 and the women’s laxative is $2.15 nails for males That’s funny I found I found Hold on Where did it go I searched on amazon for gender neutral Vitamins, and there were two things that popped up and then after that it was a one-a-day pre-pregnancy for couples And uh energy gummies That’s not a vitamin and then a mom’s multivitamin. So you have two whole choices for a gender neutral vitamin Um Becky’s version of shampoo is one for men and one for Are you a boy or an apricot Prisoners of one deodorant was marketed as strong enough for a man but made for a woman And it was the same formula as the male version Yes, the laxatives are the same Active ingredient in exactly the same amount Absolutely, wow Oh my god it’s It’s also 185 for 50 tablets and 215 for 25 Oh, that’s that’s crazy Those little shits.
Oh my god Outrage I found a gender neutral body wash from method Oh, yes Oh, wait, I gotta show you my gardening tools Oh Yes, they’re so pretty. I want them Girl dog shampoo and boy dog shampoo. Yes the floral print gardening tools They’re so pretty I love it.
Oh, I was able to find a charcoal grill for girls Oh nice Here was going to be my wild card Look at that. Look at that beauty Ouija Ouija board for girls and it comes with pre-made answer cards specifically for girls So you pull out their little cards and you know, what’s going to be like, do you like the boy? Does the boy like you? I’ll have to tell if he likes you or not Gross I did Ice cream maker Demi owns me just put anti monkey butt for guys and lady anti monkey butt So dumb But I did find this whole company fluid Fluid with an e on the end fluid for him her them everyone and they make gender neutral Makeup and nail polish and everything. So oh, that’s cool Right that got my attention I was like, oh yes, please Boy math and girl math It starts so young Okay, so femdom fridays is a live Group event.
I’m harper What’s up Is anything interesting going on that we can currently announce to our lovely listeners into the future well Krista is our current mistress of the month. So make sure that you call her Um, if you do a 10-minute session with her you get five minutes added to your call for the rest of july So make sure you call krista. She might not be here tonight, but she’s still our mistress of the month That’s right And they can still get ten dollars off 30-minute purchases or longer That applies to dispatch calls And it is through the end of the month through the end of august actually Hmm I have tons of stuff that i’m planning on doing but none of it is at the level of oh, let me announce it so um Keep an eye out cool stuff’s gonna happen eventually I’ll be hosting next week.
So hope to see y’all there Oh, fuck yeah Yes, all right, well, let’s spend on friday wow Oh, I like waxer I like waxer I have waxer underwear Thank you for telling us about your panties becky. Oh, yeah, that’s when I wear panties All right, thank you ladies you are all awesome thank you to our audience y’all are okay I think i’m funny. You’re a riot Thank you for validating me I’m gonna go have some more fruit punch I’m gonna go have some more wine.
You guys have an awesome credit. Yeah same for me Good night, everybody. Good night Bye Good night, everyone
