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Never Have I Ever with Ms. Harper
Flavor though, god it tastes so good. And I am going to go ahead and feed Harper everybody so they can all see my catharsis for tonight. What are you giggling about, Harper? Because I started the recording right on Miss Krista talking about how good it tastes.
Oh, it does. I’m easily amused. And where is it? Oh, there it is.
Demi, can you hear us? I can. Oh, yeah. I couldn’t hear you on my phone.
There we go. Well, just so you know, you sounded great. Tequila makes your clothes fall off.
Something like that. Crown oil, Kool-Aid, Coca-Cola. K is for end and Y. Yeah.
Any Lovin’s boy out of the drawer? You know all that stuff. Y’all are naughty. I love it.
Welcome to Femdom Fridays. You can find us live every Friday at 9 p.m. Eastern over on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. That’s discord.gg slash Enchantrix Empire.
You must be 18 or older to join. You can listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform. I am Harper, your hostess with the mostest for tonight, because reasons.
And we shall be we’re gonna we’re gonna play a game tonight. But first, allow me to introduce the people who are going to be playing a game in here in our chat room. So far, we’ve got Prisoner de Camarie, Miss Addie, Nacho Taylor, Patty the Sissy, Demi Owns Me, and Mott.
And about to speak and introduce themselves. Well, Miss Andi is also in the chat room, but hopefully she’ll be coming over here and come up to the top of the screen. You don’t have to speak on the microphone if you don’t want to.
But we like it if you do. Oh, Jay Hotch has joined us. So Miss Becky, tell us about you.
Well, hello, everyone. Happy Friday. I’m Miss Becky.
You can find me on IntelligentPhoneSexCalls.com. You can find my podcast, Kinkology, The Psychology of Kink, on Cock Radio. And yes, I did eventually put my episode up today. I was eight hours late.
But it is up there, right? The September recap. And you can find me on Twitter at MissBeckyEnchantrix. Thank you so much, Miss Becky.
Miss Bianca, bring forth your awesomeness, por favor. Awesomeness is being brought forth. And Bianca, Bianca, Bianca, Bionic Bianca.
I’m not drinking any of Krista’s wonderful drink at all. You’ll find me on Feminine Fridays. But you have been drinking.
Yes. Oh, my goodness. Okay.
You can find me on Feminine Fridays here on Discord and on the blog. Let’s see. I’m also on X is EnchantrixBianca.
Blue Sky is MissBiancaEE. And soon to come will be KinkyPhoneFantasy.com. Thank you. Sweetness.
Love it. Miss Krista. Well, hello, everybody.
I am Miss Krista. You can check out my blogs at PhoneSexFetishBlog.com. You can find me on Twitter at KristaEnchantrix. And starting next Saturday night at 9 p.m., you can find me on Cock Radio podat Drinks and Kinks with Miss Krista.
Wait, is that tomorrow? Next Saturday. October the 4th will be the flagship airing of my new show. Awesome.
Will it be on Discord? Yes. You’ll be able to chat with me on the Discord server. Discord/gg/EnchantrixEmpire. Same one. Yes.
Yes. Right here. Right here.
Well, it’s kind of. It won’t have its own. It won’t have its own little deal.
It’ll be in the general chat. It could have its own little thing. Yeah.
I talked to Constance about that and we’re going to start off with just general chat first and then go from there. Yeah. All right.
Deny me the joy and pleasure of making more channels. I see how it is. Miss Demi, tell us all about you, please.
Hello, I am Demi and you can find me here at Femdom Fridays, every Friday at 9 when I’m able to come. Um, also, you can find me online when I’m able to come. I know.
Make me come. Um, also on my blog, sensualcocktease.com. And Twitter is Demi, D-O-M-M-E-D-E-M-I. Beautiful.
So Miss Krista’s blog URL reminded me that I forgot to give you guys my blog URL, which is the better version. Hey. Wow.
Scandalous girl. Mine is, uh, fetishphonesexblog.com, not phonesexfetishblog.com. They’re two different places. But they’re both fun to go to.
That’s okay. I almost forgot what my blog URL was because I’m too busy thinking about yours. I’m also the host of your weekly adult sex education podcast, Whore School, where you will learn something.
And that is a threat. You’ll learn something or else. Or else you will learn.
We also have Miss Andi, who is sitting over here in the chat, but doesn’t want to speak on the microphone. Her blog is phonesexprincessblog.com.
Phonesexprincessblog.com. And that is the cutest freaking URL. Isn’t it? It is. So mean.
So we’re gonna play a game tonight. Oh, my sissy girl’s here. And just, just my sissy girl popped in.
And just so you know, we have been graced by the Enchantrix Empire Queen herself, Maxie Petunia. That’s true. I saw that.
I saw them pop in. I was like, oh, hello. Nacho Taylor has also joined us and he’s still not allowed to touch.
Or come. Ever. So we’re gonna play Never Have I Ever in honor of slutty September.
And it’s gonna be, it’s gonna be really difficult. Because there’s a, there’s an awful lot of stuff that we have definitely done. Here’s how you play.
To play Never Have I Ever, you have to keep track of your own points. Because I’m not doing it for you. You start off with 10.
And you can do this by holding up your fingers and your thumbs. Every time somebody says, never have I ever, if you’ve done the thing, you have to put down a finger or a thumb. The last person to put down their final finger is the winner.
And what do they win? Not a damn thing. For us, it’s gonna be the joy of putting a target on your back. Because now we know who’s the most innocent, sweet, corruptible victim.
I mean, potential future chew toy. I mean, playmate. Because it’s slutty September, there’s just a small other rule for the ladies.
We’re gonna be taking turns running through Never Have I Ever statements. Everybody else is gonna be keeping track of your points. So will we.
And yeah, we’re gonna play. So for as an example, I was looking at we have some examples of statements that people could say. Now most of these I have actually done, but I remember I found some that I actually had not done yet.
Okay, here. Never have I ever spilled something at a kinky event. There, I’ve never actually made a mess like that.
So if you did, you have to put a finger down. Ladies, did any of you ever spill anything at a kinky event? Wait, I think is that backwards? I thought if you have if you have done it, you put it. Wait, if you have done it, you put a finger down.
Yes, if you have done it. Prisoner said, does that include semen? That’s what I was wondering. Yeah.
I’m not the one who spilled semen. You’ve never spilled any pussy juice at a kinky event. No, I had a kinky event.
I usually keep my pants on. There’s no spillage. Oh, man.
It went everywhere. Fell down in it. Oh, Bianca.
Yeah, lube definitely counts as something that you can spill. I’m so confused. We put a finger down or up.
You put it down if you have done the thing. Okay, I’ve done the thing. The thing was definitely done.
Actually, Patty has a great question. So, Ms. Harper, have you ever spilled anybody else’s seed at a kinky event? Hey, I think we should save that for a never have I ever question. Never have I ever made somebody orgasm all over the St. Andrew’s Cross at a kinky event.
And also, it’s cheating that Patty’s asking that because I told that story last week. Oh, Patty, you little cheater. Ms. Becky, what have you never done? Oh, we’re gonna have a time just finding the thing that I haven’t done.
Let’s see. Really, really, really naughty. Oh, my God.
Right? It’s a good thing I have those lists. Let’s see. Oh, some of these questions are just, I’m looking at a link right now.
And some of them are like, I’ve never have I ever thought about anybody other than my significant partner. And it’s like, really, really? That’s so funny. That was made for straight up liars.
I know. Of course, people just gonna straight up lie. They will lie about anything if they lie about that.
Goodness. Never have I ever. Oh, my God.
I’m having a very difficult time finding something I haven’t done. Never have I ever been arrested for public indecency. Not once.
I tell you. Never, ever, ever. No way.
I don’t believe that. Never, ever. That is the one thing I would think that you’ve been arrested for multiple times.
That is the wonderful thing about a strip club. You can pretty much do what you want and they won’t arrest you. Right? Well, I mean, I do live near South Beach.
I’m just assuming she’s staying in the class. Yeah, and just so you know, there are clubs that you can be absolutely naked at in Florida and not even kinky clubs. When I first moved here, I went to a club and honestly, it was the first time I was from the country and there was a girl walking around completely nude just in a regular club.
I was shocked. I tell you, but I’m not so innocent now. Miss Bianca says that she’s been searchlighted by cops while naked in a car more than once.
Oh, hell yeah. Girl, see that? See, I can totally see that. Listen.
Fire emoji. All right, Miss Bianca. It is your turn, ma’am.
Please tell us something that you’ve never done. I never, ever have I cried by watching someone else’s scene. I’m an Aquarius.
I don’t really cry that much, period. Girl, I’m Aquarius too. Yes.
What up, girl? Okay, but in my defense, it was like right after a really emotional collaring scene and it was their first scene as collared mistress and collared submissive. So it was like, it was emotional. Okay, come on.
That was, it was a trap. Now, I will admit that the scene in which somebody got his balls busted, I did not cry. I love it.
Nacho Taylor, the never have I ever was never have I ever cried during a scene. Andi says she’s laughed, but she’s not. All right.
Yes. Go, girl. I’m with Andi.
That’s so funny. You’re so welcome. So, Miss Krista, tell us something that you have never done.
I know this is going to be shocking, especially with the event that you are. I am never have I ever joined the Mile High Club. Damn, that one got me too.
Does masturbation count? We determined with our client. We had a whole poll about this and it does not. You cannot join the Mile High Club solo.
No, you have to actually have sex. OK, excellent. Good.
I keep my finger up. Yeah, I don’t fly very often. So that one’s kind of an easy one for me.
And when I did fly frequently, it was on Mac flights when I was in the Air Force. And there is nobody having sex on a Mac flight. You’d have to be just hoping that you don’t die.
Maxi, you get an honorable mention. Oh, my God. Miss Demi, tell us something that you have never, ever done.
Yeah, Demi. Well, that was totally. Yeah, I was going to totally steal that one.
Never have I ever faked an orgasm. Oh, God damn it. I’ll be out soon.
So that’s we’re five through how many has five? You should have if you’re a supreme slut, you have five down and five up. I have two down. And how are you guys doing? I have three down.
I have three down. One. Demi, one.
Come on, Demi, you’re trying to step up your game. No, I’ve no two. No, I’ve done all of the things except for Krista’s.
Oh, and Bianca’s. So you have three. No, you have three because if you’ve done it, you get a point.
If you’ve done it, you get a point. Sluts are going to get out of the game fast. Yeah.
Oh, then I have. Yeah. Sorry, I didn’t I that wasn’t pointed.
In retrospect, that was such a shitty comment. I got laid parade walk. You’re good.
Over in the chat, Miss Patty says that they’re they have to think about it. They they thought it might be a half of a one. She said, I told someone I came because we were just erotic texting and he was a bit uninspired.
I just wanted to stop talking to him. Does that count? Yeah. Yeah.
That that absolutely is absolutely a little faker. That’s when you decide I’m tired. That’s when you’re like, oh, that was great.
I’m all done now because you’re like, just stop. Just tell them the truth. You and if you really want to be done with them and really be really.
Critical or nasty, just tell them that you had more fun with your dead vibrator. Right. That is quite a savage insult.
I know. I love it. My dead vibrator is a better time than you.
Yeah. All right. Let’s see.
Never have I ever. I’m asking. I got to scroll through this.
I’m like, nope, not that prisoner. Can a dead vibrator be used as a dildo asking for a friend? Absolutely. She’s I’ve done all of these.
There’s one. Never have I ever worn a chastity device. There you go, bitch.
Oh, that’s funny. Yeah, I haven’t ever done that. I’ve never I haven’t ever done that.
I’m a switch to I just haven’t ever gotten a chastity belt. No, but I’ve had I’ve had a toy strapped to me for the opposite reasons. The overstimulation instead of the understimulation.
So I’m good. I didn’t have to lower anything. Am I looking at the wrong list? I switched over to the list that Miss Becky had about the.
Oh, never have I ever questions because there’s more on there and they’re much more dirty. Okay, now I see them. And it’s I’m like, okay, there’s an awful lot of these that I’m like, yep, done that done that.
Most of the ones that are for submissive people, obviously, I have not done because I don’t I don’t switch. So, like, never have I ever become a piece of human furniture. The whole the rest of this, though.
Yeah, I’ve done all that. She just shared like two more less. Oh, that’s the good stuff.
Please tell us something that you have never done. All right, so let me see. Man, I can’t even like I thought I was going to hit pay dirt by saying never have I ever gotten a bedroom related injury.
But like, yes, I have. I mean, let me see. Restraints are a son of a bitch.
I know. If you’ve never injured yourself in the bedroom or been injured in the bedroom, you’re just not having like, your sex might be a little vanilla. Let’s see.
Never. I’m just going to have to make one up. I’m going to have to make one up.
Never have I ever. I’m checking things off, aren’t you, Becky? I have literally I never have I ever. Oh, you know what? Never have I ever been engaged before.
I got asked once. That’s sort of tame, but I did all the naughty ones. And she caught me on a damn.
On a technicality. Oh, my God, that is funny. Miss Bianca, tell us something that you have never, ever done.
What’s on your wish list? No. Never, ever have I taught a class about something. I’ve never really taught a kinky class.
So what kind of class? I missed it. A kinky class, like a kink class. Oh, oh, very cool.
Well, then we’ll have to add that to my show. So you can teach a kink class. And I’m down another one.
Okay, but all y’all have been on before school. I don’t know the fun. Oh, yeah, sex education podcast.
That counts. Yeah, I think I think Harper should have to take a shot for every episode she’s done. R.I.P. my liver.
Geez, no. Before every episode. I’ve also taught kink education classes in person, too, at kink events.
So that’s what I was thinking. Professor. It’s it’s it’s in the phrasing.
It’s in the phrasing. You’re going to never have I ever taught an in person kink education class. There you go.
I still have to lower a finger. Samesies. Miss Krista.
All right. And I’m going to do this as politically correct, so I don’t offend anybody as possible. Never have I ever had a guy inside of me while he was getting fucked as well.
Oh, that’s Miss Krista. God damn it. I have never.
That’s on my bucket list. But I have a variation of that, too. I also kind of want to do it with a transsexual to her.
Somebody really, really pretty that still has a dick. Oh, yeah. Getting fucked into me.
Oh, yeah. So prisoners said, not me. OK, fair, fair.
We can respect that. Miss Demi. I agree.
Political correctness is for weenies. I agree. But I still don’t want to, you know, hurt anybody’s feelings if I don’t have to.
Because I charge for that. Exactly. This one’s actually on my bucket list.
Never have I ever had sex in a church. I would really fucking love to do that. Rebecca, I know that you have.
I’m so jealous. You targeted me with that one. Yeah, a parking lot of a church.
Oh, that counts. Oh, yeah. Church property.
Yeah. I didn’t land over the pulpit to there. Really? My little sacrilegious ass would just eat that up.
Only blasphemy if you don’t scream. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Don’t. Thank you. I think so, too, President.
All the other mistresses are deliberately going for choices to target me. Thank you for your recognition on that. So at this point, we’ve gone through two rounds.
So the audience has had an opportunity to put down all 10 thinkers. How many of you guys are sluts? But the mistresses, because each of us have gone once, we have an opportunity to put down eight. Fingers.
So I have four down. How many do you have down, Miss Becky? I have six. Six up or six down? Six down.
Slut. Are you tied with me? What’s up? I’m halfway. I got one here.
Almost there. How about you, Miss Demi? Where are you at? Where you a slut? I have four down. Samesies.
My goodness. You can be sluttier. We’re practically innocent.
I know. So prudish. It’s that whole pesky, we have to tell you something that we haven’t done.
It really is. Like, it’s a hard game. It’s difficult because it’s a lot that we’ve we’ve done some.
Okay. Never have I ever. That’s really specific.
Never have I ever been unable to get a luggage cart at a kink event and had to lug all of my luggage to my room in multiple trips. That’s what submissives are for. Did somebody get it? Did somebody have to put it down? I didn’t.
Only because I was early. That’s so funny. Oh, that’s so funny.
Oh, Patti, you sweet, innocent baby. I’m sorry, a kink event where you need luggage? Yeah. At a convention.
And also parties. I put all my kink toys in a suitcase because it’s just easier. Yeah, my toys and my whips and my paddles.
They’re not going to walk themselves up to the room. The Easton kids. I was a young mistress.
Okay. You were young, you were early. You were eager to be there.
And nowadays, I’d find somebody. Uh-huh. You just look around and see who blushes when they look at you.
And you’d be like, can you help me with this? What you do is you find the guy that’s got a prudish, like, wife right next to him and go up to him. Oh, sir, could you please help me? This is so heavy. And make sure you take a couple of buttons down so you’ve got that nice.
Hey, when I sold fine jewelry, that’s how you would sell a necklace to a man. Oh, yeah. Put it on and just let it drape in between your boobs.
Oh, no. You hold it in your hands, right? And you let it drape about two inches lower than it would around a neck. Ah, very nice.
In the cleavage. In the cleavage. See, look how it just sparkles.
Yep. Miss Becky, what’s something you’ve never done? Let’s see. I actually picked out.
I picked out one and then I saw a really funny one. I think I’m going to do the really funny one because I want to see if I can get any of you ladies. Never ever have I. Wait, never have I ever farted while hooking up with somebody.
Did I get anyone? What is that? Did I get you, Krista? I just blamed it on the dog. I knew I’d get somebody. It’s called a queef.
No, it was a straight up fart. No, it wasn’t. It’s not called a queef.
That reminds me of that. It was like a little video where this guy, he didn’t know that there was somebody in the back seat. And it was like a double date thing.
And they went to go get another person or whatever. And he just ripped one and the girl was in the back seat. Oh no.
And that was, oh yeah. Those are the worst ones when you don’t know that there’s somebody watching. But I was ladylike.
I just made sure that the dog got blamed. Ladies don’t fart. They fluff, says Maude.
They fluff. I don’t think there’s a lady amongst us tonight. Always, always blame the dog.
That’s right. Or that’s not laughing. No, I’ve done this as well.
I’ve kind of like let one sneak out when I was like getting it from behind. And then I blamed him. I blamed him.
I was like, oh my god, what is that smell? Did you do that? Knowing him well, I did it. Oh my god. That’s the funniest thing ever.
Like, oh my god. You’re so rude. Can’t believe you did that to me.
All right. It does work if you’ve got nice boobs. Because they will admit it.
They will. They’ll just go ahead and, well, I guess I did. If you can gaslight them good enough, then there’s no problem.
That’s right. When in doubt, gaslight. That’s right.
You just got to sell it. Oh my god. Gaslight.
Girlboss gatekeeper. Now, if you really want to know the funniest part about that, because it was a funny question. Oh no.
That was the one that, well, when I was getting it behind the pulpit. So I had a twofer on that one. That’s so great.
Oh my god. Girl. Miss Bianca, what’s something you have never ever done? Oh.
I have one. I have a great one. Never ever have I ever forgot to pack the toys needed for a scene I had planned.
I don’t forget those things. Oh no. Damn.
Not if I’m planning it. I mean, I’ve forgotten. Some of us smoke a lot of weed, okay? That is not an excuse because I do the same thing.
But I don’t forget my toys when I’m having a scene. You’ve never forgotten a toy? No. As a matter of fact, I always overpack.
I will take things just in case. I know. Another one bites the dust.
Ma, yes. Yes, sadly. I’m glad I’m not the only one who always.
I’m not the only one who overpacks. That makes me feel better. Oh, I do.
What is something that you have never ever ever done? Right? It’s hard. I know. Very hard.
If we switch to things that we’ve actually done in order to knock out the people in the audience. What if we make it so that we’re allowed to lie and say that we’ve never done this thing or pick something that you definitely have done? That’s what I was, yeah, I was wondering because there’s some good ones. No, I think that there’s something fun and challenging about being able, having to find something that you haven’t done.
There really is something because it’s a challenge. Here’s one I’ve never done. I have no reason to and I can’t really imagine why you would do it.
But I am sure there’s somebody that has. Never have I ever had a subscription to a mainstream porn site. There’s too much free porn out there to be subscribing to anything.
What if it’s not mainstream? What if it was not mainstream? Don’t talk us into having to put a finger down. Don’t you do that to me. I don’t have a problem with that.
Never have I ever had a subscription to a porn site of any kind because it’s all free. Not the stuff I was watching. Same girl, same.
Harper, same. The stuff I was watching is the least. I’ve got a friend that will find it for free.
He is a porn addict and he will find it for free. He spent the better part of two weeks looking for a certain kind of midget porn and found it. So yeah, it’s out there for free.
You just got to search. Okay, but what if your favorite porn star goes only subscription? I mean, Venus Lux. I’m just going to have to write her and see if she would like to play and we’ll make our own porn.
Let me get a hold of Nikki Hearts right quick. Well, my all-time favorite. She’s an older.
Back in the, and I just discovered her like three years ago, but she was back in the 90s. So I couldn’t get a hold of her because she died, unfortunately. But Paris, Victoria Paris.
Oh my God, that woman was so hot. Chanel Santini is my girl. Who? Chanel Santini.
Ooh, that’s another hot one. And as far as blowjobs go, she’s a bigger girl, but there is nobody on porn anywhere that can suck a dick as good as little oral Andi. A-N-D-I.
She is amazing. Oh my God. I would actually take lessons from her.
Makes a mental note. Right? She used to hit us with something that you have never. Something I’ve never done.
Ever done. This would be a shocker. Never have I ever inserted my own wrist into someone’s butthole.
Your own what? And another would wipe the dust. Your own wrist? Well, that means that there’s a whole lot of other stuff that’s going to have to go in there too. Yeah, I mean, we can’t.
Yeah. All right, fine. One, I will put a finger down and two, I will put a fist up.
Like what? Yes. I’ve never used my own. I have not used my own wrist.
I’ve used someone else’s wrist to fuck someone else’s butthole. But no, not mine. I have small hands.
So in my local corner of the world, I’m known as the starter. Because I have small hands, you start with me and then you can move on to people with big hands. Oh my.
Yep. I’m popular. Ms. Bianca, does that mean you put all your fingers down or? It was two fists, damn it.
I didn’t do two fists. I just did one, but I was making the fist emoji. No, you did two, Bianca, you did two.
I feel like I put both of them in there. Okay, so I think I’m up to seven fingers down. I only have three left.
How are you guys doing? I have one left. Ms. Krista. We could do it, Ms. Becky.
We could just do one that we know that everybody’s gonna fail on and we can get rid of her. Thanks, Krista. However, I do think that your sex blog is way better.
I’m just kidding. See, I’d be all like, just kidding. Oh, ruthless.
I’m definitely getting you out next time. Actually, you know what? I know that there’s like two or three people ahead of me and I won’t even have to because they’ll ask a regular question and get you out. Did you wake up this morning? Something crazy like, have you ever? Have you ever breathed oxygen? Me? Yep, that was me.
Okay, all right. I found one. Something I’ve never done.
Never have I ever came during a scene when I wasn’t supposed to. I for sure down. I’m out.
I mean, I win. I’m the winner. I’m the number one.
The late. I won. I’m the very best.
That was instant gratification for you. Yes. Oh my God.
Princess Andi said, congratulations. Thank you. Queen of the LVWs.
So that’s from now on. There you go, Becky. We’re going to get your crown.
Hey, Maxie Petunia, who’s the queen now? Never have I ever used a pineapple as a toy. I bet you put down another finger. Okay, what was the question? I stopped paying attention because I thought I was out.
Never have I ever used a pineapple as a toy. I haven’t done that. Now, if you said corn on the cob.
It’s great for her pleasure. Miss Bianca is down to just one. Did you also put your last finger down, Bianca? Yes.
I know. I went out as well. Yeah.
Was it the pineapple one? I hope not. Ow! Or the cactus? I came when I wasn’t supposed to, okay? I have a habit of that sometimes. Sluts.
Dirty, dirty little sluts. I love it. This is so fucking fun.
All right, how many do you have, Miss Krista? I have eight down. I’ve got two fingers left. And you, Miss Demi? I think I have five, but I kind of lost count.
That’s how you do it. That’s it. Demi definitely has 10.
She’s a slut, too. Okay, I don’t think I’m there yet. I think I obviously need to do some more shots.
The church, the airplane. Church, airplane, right? Patti said, anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough. Stares at a cactus.
I, however, am a coward. Oh, Patti. Oh, you do? Well, Maxi, I have two fingers and I have places that they can go as well.
It’s like a bowling ball. Um, Miss Krista, what’s something that you have never, ever done? We skipped the people who are out. They’re just out now.
That’s something I’ve never, ever done, okay. Let’s see. Well, I can honestly say that I’ve never done that.
Um, never have I ever spent a hundred dollars on a single kink outfit. Latex is expensive. I honestly, see, I’m glad I’m, I’m glad I’m out.
Well, then I’ve done that shit. I didn’t think about latex as being, yeah, kink outfit, but yeah, okay. Nope, I’m up to nine now.
Latex is expensive. Custom leather. Leather’s really expensive.
Yeah, but I don’t call that a kink outfit. I call that a Tuesday afternoon outfit. It was leather, leather, like for, for leather.
Yeah, leather, leather. And you know, um, those boots, they call them thigh boots, but we don’t call them that where I’m from. We call them come fuck me boots.
No, like the, the, for the leather community, like your, your official leather, the vest all by itself is a good 150. Right, but that’s a Tuesday afternoon outfit, not just a kink outfit. Well, see, I put it in the mental category of, uh, uh, that’s, that’s for when I go to a leather event.
You have to wear your leather when you go to a leather event. Which means that’s when I could use them. Never have I ever been to a strictly leather event.
Do you know what happens when you put out too much information? It gets used against you. Dang it. Ms. Demi, real quick, uh, knock Krista out.
Yeah, let me out. Oh, okay. Um, shit.
This is hard. Um, damn it, Krista. Right.
I know. Okay. Never have I ever only used one toy.
Well, I know that you have never done that. So you, I’m trying to get you out. Oh, yeah.
I’ve got, I’ve got fingers to spare. Yeah. Well, then that did it because one is just using one toy.
If they wanted you to use one toy, they would only make one kind of toy. Well, if they wanted to use one toy, they wouldn’t have given us 10 fingers. That’s right.
They wouldn’t make dresser drawers. If they only wanted you to use one toy. One of my friends came over.
I have a Hope chest. One of my friends came over earlier this week and I was showing them the Hyphy from Lovin’s. I was like, check out how good this thing vibrates.
And, and they were like, holy hell, I need one. I was like, I know, right? Oh, you need two. And so I was like, you know, in other toys from, from the same company, because they’ve got a couple of toys from them too.
I was like, you, if you, if you sync them in the app, you can put, you can control multiple toys with one app and you kind of put the dots over each other and it, it syncs them and then you can control everything all at one time. And they were like, oh, oh yeah, that goes on the top of the list. And I still say get multiple accounts because then when you control the toys, you can do separate things with them.
Yes. Hey, we’ve got a question in the chat. So can somebody clarify what the never have I ever was? Oh, I only used one toy.
Only used one toy. So meaning, so, so what you’re saying with that statement is that if you have used multiple toys only, then you can keep your finger up, right? I understood it as if you have ever used more than one toy. Yeah.
And I know if you’ve ever used more than one toy. Okay. Okay.
Sorry. I just wanted to clarify because I was confused too. So I wanted to get Patty to answer.
Just go ahead and put your finger down Patty. We could get Patty to explain exactly what a toy means, but that’s boring. So I have one finger left.
Miss Demi, how many do you have left? She cheated. She’s like 10. I don’t even know.
See, she don’t even know. You’re trying to kick yourself out with that question. She really did cheat.
Yeah, you’re trying to kick yourself out with that question because she wasn’t keeping track. Harper wins because Demi’s out. Harper is the least bloody of all of us.
Harper, I’m- Yay! I’m shocked. Harper is our good girl. I’m shocked and like mildly ashamed.
It’s just because I’ve never actually had sex in an airplane. And not for lack of trying. It’s because all the people I fly with are chickens.
Yeah. We can both check that off our bucket list. Heck yes.
And I do recommend the church thing. It’s fun. I know, I want to do that.
Oh, it is fun. Yeah, I want to go inside. You want to go inside? I had a very spiritual experience by doing that.
Oh, I bet. No, see, I fucked in a church. I’ve also fucked in a ritual circle as part- of one of the- like it was a fertility rite for Belpheg.
Sex-mantic. Yes. Not my fertility.
The fertility of the land. I dated a Wicca once. And she did some kind of ceremony out in the woods.
And yeah, it was- Nice to meet you, Wicca. That was kind of fun. Hell yeah.
I can’t even use that one as I never have I ever. Hey, how many Wiccans does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. 13.
How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 13. They don’t screw in light bulbs. They screw in stone circles.
Oh my. Hmm. So, yay, Fountainhub Fridays.
Never have I ever. I love that. So, chat.
I’m still so confused about how the game works. But this is fun. Hey, there’s one.
Never have I ever had sex in Stonehenge. So there. No fucking at- national monuments.
It’s bad karma or something. Well, I have done it at- at the geysers there at Yellowstone. But you were a geyser.
Bianca comes in. Bet you were. For the win.
Bianca comes in for the win. Yes, she does. So cool.
Paxi says she masturbated at Machu Picchu. Oh, really? And Bot has declared that never have I ever screwed a light bulb. That’s good.
Those are good to retrieve. Yeah. You only put down two? You know, with Nacho, he’s not allowed to do a lot of things.
Hey, Nacho. Never have I ever watched pornography. Fingers down everywhere.
Hey, Nacho. Never have I ever asked for permission to cum. Bukkake Dave, never have I ever been naked during a Femdom Friday show.
I’ve got another one for Nacho. Never have I ever been scolded by K-Marie for asking to touch myself, Nacho. There you go.
That’s a few fingers for you. Yep. Nacho’s a technically a task.
Oh, goodness. Y’all are way too much fun. And now I need a drink.
I’m going to go have one of Miss Krista’s drink. Oh, they’re delicious. Oh, my God, they’re so good tonight.
Oh, all right. This has been Femdom Fridays. The girl gang for tonight.
We had Miss Becky, Miss Bianca, Miss Krista, and Miss Demi, as well as myself, Miss Harper. You will be able to listen to the replay of all he had on the blog, femdomfridays.com. You can also listen to us live every Friday at 9pm Eastern on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. That is discord.gg slash Enchantrix Empire, all one word.
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The end. Thank you guys for listening tonight. We had so much fun.
That was fun. Yes. Good night.
Bye, everyone. Yeah. Good night, everyone.
Bye. See you next week on the same channel. Bye.
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