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Hello. Hello. Greetings.
I say, like I’m all demure, mindful, respectful, I’m very cute, like I didn’t just join this voice chat by yelling, hello, bitches. I would never, I’m mindful. Hey, we have Miss Sasha in the room.
My gosh, hi, Sasha. Hey, girl. We do.
And goddess Charlie. Oh, we do. Yay.
Let me see. I see. I like that.
Yep. Miss Sasha can speak in here. And Miss Charlie? I don’t know.
We got Bucky McFucky. Not yet. Kali, the sweet girl.
Prisoner Decay Marie. We got Patty. We got Bukkake Dave, who hasn’t been with us for a while.
Welcome. Welcome. We got Ma.
Apple. Howdy, Apple. Hey there.
Mayor McApple. So, if Miss Charlie wants to speak in here, she has to have the, uh, the, what the fuck is that, Ma? That’s so disturbing. Yes, that is very disturbing.
I got one. I’m going to post mine in here now. Get that off of my screen.
I almost wanted to show it to the, to the girls. I almost put this in our own, like, little internal chat for just all the girls. I decided to save you guys, but now I’m going to do it, because Ma has provoked me.
Look what you did, Ma. Look what you did. Uh.
Now, that’s a cute one. Thanks, Kali, for that eye bleach. There you go.
If you’re curious about exactly what’s going on in the FemDom Fridays show, you should join our Discord so that you can come and look at the chat memory and, uh, you can be horrified as well. That’s, that’s disturbing. Welcome to FemDom Fridays.
You can find us live every Friday at 9pm on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. You must be 18 or older to join, because we nasty. Listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform.
I’m Harper. I’m your host tonight. I’m going to tell you about me first, because I can.
I, uh, you can find me online everywhere. I’m on Twitter. I’m on Blue Sky.
I’m on all of the socials. God, there’s too many. But mostly, you can find me on Discord.
L-D-W Harper. I’m the host of Whore School, your adult sex education podcast. This coming Sunday, I’m going to be talking about fear, shame, and guilt as mechanisms of social control and how to set yourself free.
Oh, that’s a great episode. Yeah. Right? It’s going to be so freaking good.
So, ladies, introduce yourselves to the, uh, gentle folk around here. Uh, Miss Becky. Well, hello, everybody.
You can find me, Miss Becky, at IntelligentPhoneSexCalls.com. I’m on Discord as L-D-W Becky. You can email me at Becky at Enchantrix Empire. And you can find my podcast, Kinkology, The Psychology of Kink, um, on your favorite podcast streaming platform, as well as at KinkologyPodcast.com. Excellent.
It’s a great podcast. You guys should all listen. Miss Hadley, where can we find you around here? Funny you should put it like that.
The best place to find me is, indeed, around here on Discord or email me at L-D-W Hadley here on Discord. And you can email me, Hadley, at EnchantrixEmpire.com. I am, of course, on, uh, Twitter as EmpressHadley, then over at BlueSky as Hadley.Bettencourt. But the best places to find me, absolutely, here on Discord. Email me.
And, of course, my blog site, IWillDominateYou.com. Check me out. Miss Sasha. My darling, do you want to pop on and tell people where to find you around here? You don’t have to.
Especially if your microphone isn’t working. Like it seems like it might be. You might be muted.
You might not be muted. Might have just broken it. Did you break the internet? Posted a nude again, didn’t you? And it broke the internet.
Yes, I was going to say. Shot off them sexy legs. The whole internet crashed because everybody tried to look.
Right? God, again? This is why Twitter was slow. Miss Michelle, hit us with it. Well, I am your melodious masturbatrix of Masturbation May.
So if you’re around, you should hit me up this month. But you can find me on my website, TheMasturbatrix.com. I’m also the social media person for Femdom Fridays. So you can always find me on the socials, on X, at TheDivineMe.
Or you can find me on Blue Sky, when it decides to work, at TheMasturbatrix.BSKY.social. You can also email me at Michelle, at EnchantrixEmpire.com. And you can find me here on Discord. Most of the time I’ll respond back, unless you’re weird or rude. But I’ll even respond then, because sometimes the ways people talk to me on here is just so funny.
I have to get to the bottom of who they are. But you can find me on here, at LDWMichelle. And thanks for the link drop, Patty.
I appreciate that. Perfection. And I think I got it sorted, finally.
Sorry, can I interrupt? Here I am. Hi, everybody. Sasha here, finally getting my tech to work.
And you can find me at kinkblogger.com, for my blog. And then you can find me on Discord, LDWSasha. And I am over on Twitter, as Sasha Enchants.
And the same over on Blue Sky. And I look forward to talking to you, or texting you. See, that’s why she keeps breaking the internet.
That’s what caused it. Miss Krista, could you please? Hello, everybody. I am Miss Krista.
You can find me at PhoneSexFetishBlog.com. You can also find me on Saturdays, on Kinks and Drinks. This week, we’re going to be talking about giantesses. So, there.
You can also find me on X or Twit. Krista Enchants, Blue Sky, Miss Krista, with a Z. .BSKY.social. Or Krista at EnchantrixEmpire.com, if you want to email me. Perfection.
And look at this, Miss Nina crept in here. Let me check real quick. Miss Nina, you are allowed to talk.
Show us your sexy voice. Hello, everyone. Can you hear me? Yes.
Oh, my gosh, you sound gorgeous. Hey, everyone. That is a sexy voice.
Hello, everyone. It’s so wonderful to be here with everyone this evening. How is everybody? Oh, so much better now hearing you.
Joyful. Well, that’s wonderful. Good, good.
Do you have socials? Where can we locate you if we want to, you know, rub on you? I mean, talk to you in a respectful sort of a way. Oh, that. Well, I’m on Blue Sky, and I’m on X, and I’m at Enchantrix Nina on both.
So, and then I’m on our Oh, gosh. There’s so much on here. Right? Yes.
I’m on Enchantrix Empire as well. Miss Nina. At this point, I just tell people, yeah, I’m on social media, and I’ll leave it at that, because there’s too much.
There’s too many. Yes, I’m on that, and I’m on that one, too. And that one.
Yeah, I’m on all of those. Lord, there’s just too much. So, Miss Charlie, I sent you a message.
For those of you who don’t know, Fimdom Fridays, we get a little saucy and a little spicy. So before we let the ladies speak, I have to jump through a hoop. Because we’re mean.
Not really. We’re just dirty. So we’re going to be discussing tonight things that happened once in a blue moon.
So, ladies, so, okay, first, y’all know me, I always have to explain shit, so we are all on the same page. A blue moon is when you have two full moons in one calendar month. So it’s a full moon.
So if you’re feeling a little bit like, ooh, I feel kind of cray cray, yep, it’s the blue moon. That’s what that is. But I want to know from y’all, as professional femdoms and mistresses, there are things that we do on a regular basis.
And then there’s stuff that we might do every now and then as the mood strikes once in a blue moon, as it were. And I want to know from y’all, what’s on your well, I guess I can do that for you for now list. Miss Hadley, start us off.
Be gentle. Once in a blue moon, like for sessions or things that I will do myself? Either, either one, whether it’s something that you would do, you know, for yourself or to yourself or for or to someone else or in a session or in real life. Once in a blue moon, I get an urge not to not get this twisted, there are two very different things, not to submit, but to bottom for the hard primal stuff.
And I go out of town to do it. I’ve got a couple of people that I trust to put me in a place like that. So once in a blue moon, I enter a state of receiving and I have a couple of trusted trained delightfully skilled friends that will take me from zero to yippee-ki-yay and I love it.
I love it. Yippee-ki-yay. Is that because you’re getting ridden? It’s usually because you’re getting ridden.
When I bottom, it’s for the primal stuff, the stuff that makes me want to eat red raw meat and growl. Like a single tail. I’ve got a matching twist to yours, Harper.
I know who you are. Once in a blue moon, I’ll get receiving about the freaky and it sharpens my teeth to come back and chew flesh from bone in other circumstances. It’s a necessary part of the process.
We must have yin as well as yang. The receptive and the expressive. Every now and then.
I try to submit. I can’t do it, but I can bottom. I am bottom of the best of them.
I adore that distinction because yes, there is a definite difference between submitting and bottoming. Yes. I just got this mental image of you on a St. Andrew’s cross going, is that all you’ve got? Fuck.
I came here to take a single tail, not a love tap. Yep. I’ve got an accompanying story.
Perhaps I’ll come on horse school and tell it sometime. Yes, please. I’d love it.
Don’t tease me. I would never. Miss Charlie, you’re back again.
Can you speak? Can we hear you? Can you hear me? Did I do it? Yay. There you are. Tell us, do you have socials and what are they? I have socials.
I’m a mistress here at the Empire. You can find me on X slash Twitter at LDW Charlie. Same for Discord or you can email me at Charlie at Enchantrix Empire dot com.
Hell yes. Since I’ve got you here, Miss Charlie, is there anything that you would do that’s a rarity for you? Something that’s not an everyday indulgence, just that every now and then, maybe you might feel the need to get a little wild. Is there anything out there? Are we talking like particularly like kinky things or like anything in general? Anything.
I gotta be so honest, the first thing that comes to mind is shotgunning a fat can of Red Bull right now. I could really use the caffeine. I’m so glad that’s only once in a blue moon.
I try not to think about that. I’ve done that. I used to work retail.
Black Friday morning, I come into work and they’re like why are you so cheerful? And I said, three Red Bulls. Well, it does give you wings. Oh, it gave me wings.
I was going. I was on fire. And then it crashed.
Oh, that’s how she goes. Girl. Miss Becky, I almost hesitate to ask knowing you, you pervert, affectionate, love you.
I do have a very well satisfied id. I was actually, I was really thinking. I was like, what can I say? Because I do a lot.
But actually I do. I have two quick answers. So my first answer is the most amount of people I’ve ever had sex with at one time was six.
And it was so fucking intense, you guys. It was so intense. I do not regret it.
I stand 10 toes down on that experience. However, it was very activating in just many, many ways. So I would say that is definitely a once in a blue moon experience.
And then the other one that I had thought of was only once in a blue moon because I can only compel him to do it once in a blue moon. But every once in a while, I get my situation ship to be a bottom bitch for me. And I just love it.
Now when I say bottom bitch, I want to, you know, also submissive, right? Not just a bottom. But yeah, that I would do all the fucking time. But I only get every once in a blue moon.
Oh, my God. Six men. Yes, I did.
I was about to be like, I need details, like demographic details. Positional. Girl, you don’t have enough hands and or holes.
I did not. There was always a nice little rotation going. I was about to say, you can make your own holes.
I mean, put your hands together in a certain way. Put your feet together in a certain way. You can do hand dyna, knee dyna, neck dyna.
Put those thighs together, let them slide between there. Yeah, there’s a lot you can do. I have a question, Becky.
You do have two soles of your feet, too. Yes. Yes.
Yeah. We’ll take care of number six. I know, because I’ve done that.
Gangbanging, huh, Krista? Damn right. And what was that question, Michelle? Well, the question I had for you was whenever you were in this six-way cuddle puddle situation, did you find that the more you came, the more you wanted to come? Yeah. I mean, by the end of it, I was literally convulsing by myself on the bed because I was like, no one fucking touch me.
If anyone so much as feathered a touch on my skin, I was shivering and quivering, and it was just wild. It was a wild time. My nervous system was not built for that every day.
Girl, I love that for you. Yeah, it was fucking amazing. Anybody who has not heard Miss Becky come is missing out.
Just saying. I do have fun. Same for Goddess Michelle, just saying.
God, yeah. Sounds fun to play with. Thank you.
Y’all should call me. I’m Mistress of the Mind. You could hear me come a lot if you want to.
Got two more days. Get it in. Literally.
Add one of us. It’s free. It’s free to add another one of us for 10 minutes for another couple of days.
Do it. Do it. And I’ll give you 10 minutes, Discord minutes free if you do a call with me and one of the girls.
So you’ve got incentive. One of the Thumbnail Friday girls, yeah? Yep. Specifically.
I love that. I love that promotion that you did. It makes me happy.
You guys make me happy. Same. A lot makes you happy, Miss Becky.
Like your list of things you wouldn’t do is real short. It really is. We all bathe hours off of yours, Harper.
Becky, can I get a copy of that list, please? It’s so short. It’s non-existent. Just kidding.
List of things that Miss Becky wouldn’t do. For legal purposes, all of the crime. All of it.
I would like to go on the books moving forward as Miss Becky’s alibi for any future crimes that she may be accused of. She was innocent. She was with us.
We were here. We were together. Best girl gang ever.
Charlie was not here when we did the sociopath test. You might want to be careful on that. She will steal money out of your billfold and then help you look for it.
Oh my! Sadly. In her defense, I will too. Well, Miss Christa, what’s something that’s on your wants list? What’s in a blue moon list? Well, um, I, I loved, I loved the orgy thing, but that is kind of in the past because I used to be a member of, um, a fetish club when I lived in between Tampa and Orlando and I’m no longer doing that.
So really, my thing is, it’s once in a blue moon is to be DP’d and the guys have got to be bisexual. I cannot do it with homophobic men. I can’t do it.
Oh yes. So while they’re DPing me, I do also love a good slurp and burp. Girl, you have to explain what that is.
Ooh, getting nasty sis. Huh? You can’t just say slurp and burp. Like what is that? Collaborate.
That’s where they, uh, well, you know, they suck it out of me after I’ve been filled in. Uh huh. And then they just kind of pass it along to the next.
Everybody who wants to suck it out of you, raise your hand. And then I cut the cream pie out and then they just kind of. Cream pie snowball.
Right there. Yeah. Oh hell yeah.
Cream pie rolling into a snowball. And then they share. Yes, a good old slurp and burp.
I love that. Can we use that now? Can I use that? It’s going to be rent free in my head for the rest of the week. Angina and slurp and burp.
Yes. Yes. Look, cump burp.
And leather cheerio. Sorry Harper. Yes, leather cheerio.
And a leather cheerio. We need more Andy. That’s what we need.
Is anybody taking note of all of these femdom Friday-isms? This is wonderful. Some things should not be recorded for posterity. Angina and leather cheerio are Andy.
Yes. Or Andy. Oh, she’s a frequenter of the show.
Yeah. I love it when she’s here. It’s great.
She’s got such a way with words. She really does. And she says it’s so cute.
She was like, I want you to make a little hand Gina. She has got the most adorable little voice. She does.
Drop an erotic wisdom. Love her. Yes.
She is the best. Patty’s in the chat deleting her comments. She wanted to know if you couldn’t do it with homophobic men or heterosexual men.
Well, it’s basically because if they do each other’s cock, that’s my rule. Oh, I’ve, I’ve seen, I’ve seen porn where it’s clear that the two men are terrified of touching each other. And I’m sorry.
I won’t do that. That is completely unacceptable. Yeah, sure.
But their fear is delicious. Well, yeah, it can be. Yeah.
Once you break them a little bit. Anyway. You can’t have a really good double penetration.
If they’re afraid that their dicks are going to touch because I hate all the balls. Yeah. Yeah.
They’re going to touch. You don’t have to want to. It just can’t weird you the fuck out.
Yeah. No, they, they actually, like I said, in my, if for me, they have to, they have to be willing to suck each other’s cock before we even start. I think that’s a good standard.
Good standard. That’s right. That’s a good way to make sure they’re not afraid of the.
And I tell you what really is fun too. While we’re doing all that is for one of them to be fucking me and the other one to be fucking him into me. Yeah.
That is. Yes. Fucking amazing.
Yeah. I just want to. There’s some stuff in the comments about consent.
This is all under the umbrella of consent and boundaries have been well established, negotiated and agreed to before. We are all naked and rubbing on each other. So, oh, please.
No, we take it seriously. Always. Yes, there is.
No, there’s no wiggle room. I have another one that’s even funner than the Eiffel. I call it the bridge.
And that’s where they lock hands just above the elbow. And they pull on each other going that way. Yes.
Sometimes, you know, they get that leverage to where they can really get it up in there. Tell it, Krista, tell it. I know, girl.
Miss Michelle. Yes. What is your occasional indulgence? I want to know.
Well, I had to think. Everybody wants to know. I had to think long and hard on this one.
And to put it succinctly, messy insertions. And if you want to find out what I mean by that, call me. You’ve got plenty of incentive to do so.
I’m just going to toss another log on that fire of why you should call me. Oh, yeah. To find out what messy insertions are.
She said log. What did I say? What? Oh, no. You said log.
Oh, I did, didn’t I? Yeah. Another log on that fire. Yup.
Pun intended. Yes. Fully intended.
Oh, no. Miss Nina. Inquiring minds are desperate to find out if there’s anything that’s on your list of.
I guess I might. I guess I might. What? So it’s once in a blue moon every now and then.
Like, it’s not an everyday sort of a thing. It’s not something that you would do every single day. It’s just something that you’re willing to do, you know, with the mood strikes.
Oh, well. I would say that. Probably when.
Well, you see, I have this couple that I fuck. And. Lucky couple.
Yeah. It actually is. I’m listening.
And, and it’s just really wonderful. Me and, and the, and the woman, we take turns pegging the man. And so I guess that would be my little blue moon.
And what’s really wonderful about him is, is, you know, he in turn, he’s got an eight and a half inch cock. So then he takes turns on us. So, but it’s always once in a blue moon.
Because we all have, you know, work and jobs and things. So, but it’s always memorable. You know, work and jobs.
Lives. Yeah. Instant boner killers.
I know it’s stuck, doesn’t it? Miss Nina to be able to do that more often. That’s right. Explicit detail.
Yes. So, a couple of people have joined us in the, the show tonight, but slut. Captain are here.
Hi guys. Oh, well. Hello.
Hello, captain. Everybody say hello to captain. Look at him for a minute.
He loves it. Hello, captain. Emphasis on the come.
Captain. Oh, is that the one. Yeah.
Yeah. Thigh warmer. Strict women giving strict orders.
Oh. That’s not once in a blue moon. No.
All day, every day. Yes. Daily dose of vitamin captain.
Absolutely. I look forward to it. We all need our vitamin C, don’t we? Miss Sasha.
Do you have a blue moon? Every now and then. I do. It’s radically different from what everybody else has been talking about, but I do.
Well, I am a pretty laid back, casual person. But every now and again, I’m open to doing a high protocol encounter. So, yeah, it’s not something I do often, as I say, because I’m so laid back and casual.
It just doesn’t. It just doesn’t come naturally to me. But if it’s something that the sub is interested in doing, absolutely.
I can read up on it a little bit. I have to refresh my memory from time to time. But it can be pretty interesting to do that with the right sub.
Very fun. Nice. Also joining us, Sissy Bottom Babe.
I bet I know what you do. Bucky says, high protocol? DS. Mistress and slave.
Not just mistress and, you know, submissive guy who calls every now and then. It’s got more rules, more stuff that you’re doing, more structure in the interactions. That kind of stuff.
Yeah, really strict regulations about how you can move, when you can speak, what you can do when. Which can be fun. We also have Dakota Cowboy has joined us in the chat.
Hi, Dakota. Hi, Dakota. Hey, Dakota.
Hey there, cowboy. You can tell it’s a full moon. It’s grinding.
So I do want to ask our chatters what they might be willing to do once in a blue moon. As a, you know, random indulgence every now and then. But I also thought I should tell you guys what my once in a blue moon thing is.
Oh, yes, please. Every now and then. And you got to catch me in the right mood.
I would be willing to suck a dick. Every now and then. Not.
I know. I did not see that coming. Right.
Wow. It’s once in a blue moon. Like, you got to catch me in the right mindset.
And then I got to like you and also not be hungry because I am a biter. Oh, damn. So today I learned that there are so many factors that go into Harper sucking cock.
There are. Miss Hadley was talking about primal sex earlier and I was like, oh, if somebody was here, I’d have my teeth in them right now. Yeah.
But seriously. Oh, great one, Becky. I like that.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
She’s my inner demon. I love her. Her and Beth.
Oh, I see. That’s from good girls. Patty said, I’ve said this was a hard no before, but honestly, a small amount of CBT could be convinced.
Oh, no, dude. I volunteer as tribute. I’ll be gentle.
I can be super subtle. I want you to sleep with a writing cloth. I’m very subtle.
Exactly. Soft, sweet, gentle. Just a little teeny tiny, like a nipple.
I don’t know why people are afraid of me. Lightly on places. I don’t know why people are afraid of you either.
Nothing like a writing cloth to get things going with the CBT. Bruce has joined us as well tonight. Hi, Bruce.
Hello, Bruce. Hi, Bruce. Hi, Bruce.
Hello. Juicy Brucie. Hi, Druce.
Why not? I mean. Patty said, frankly, I don’t trust Harper or Hadley. That’s okay.
Prisoner says they all bite Patty. Harper just admits it before it happens. Yep.
I’m nice that way. You’re so considerate. Right.
She’s going to warm up the spot before she bites it. I’m skilled and trained, Patty. Trained.
Sex happens three times. It happens in the anticipation. It happens in the act.
And it happens in the reminiscence afterwards. In the reminiscence. Forever.
Right. I’m helping. I’m building up the anticipation for you.
You’re welcome. Remember everybody. Matt says to slurp and verb.
All right. Chatters. Come on.
Tell us. Miss Addie. Bruce.
Bucky McFucky. Captain Dakota Cowboy. Callie, the sweet girl.
Mott. Patty already confessed. Prisoner and butt slut.
I want to hear it. Come on. What’s your once in a blue moon? Come on, Captain.
Let’s have it. Bucky says aftercare is a crutch. Hey.
Hey, girl. Hey. Aftercare is essential.
I know. I really agree. Aftercare is essential.
May not be me. Matt said, I get it on in a Burger King bathroom. Why? You can have it your way.
There you go. That’s what I was thinking. Why not a KFC? Come on.
Because Burger King, you can have it your way. Paper crowns there too, which I imagine is really fun to see if you can keep that on while you’re doing your thing in the bathroom. Like you both have to keep it on.
Like it cannot fall off. Make the crown stay. Is that the kind of fun you have, Mott? Bucky’s blue moon is not allowed anymore.
That’s right. That’s right, Bucky. Bucky’s got rules.
Chip is everything. Callie says I have an impact toy named the evil stick. It’s very small, and you’d underestimate it at first glance, but it hurts like a motherfucker.
I had one of those. Somebody took apart a golf club that had the, it was made of multiple rods of the carbon fiber stuff. And it was a carbon fiber rod that they dipped in tool dip.
So it was just like pencil lead, thin and very whippy and flexible as fuck. That sounds like caning. Yes.
Or even worse because it’s way smaller. And you would rest it against their skin and then pull the tip back like two or three inches and let go. Because any more than that, you can really fuck somebody up.
But I loved that toy. It was so good. And then it broke.
Womp womp. Oh, yeah. Sounds like Callie has one now.
So, Mr. Dakota, who are the select mistresses? Yeah. I better be one of them. Inquiring minds want to know.
Indeed. He said I would bottom a couple of select mistresses. I know what he meant.
Bottom four? Bottom two? Let’s ask. Who? We want to know. You can tell us.
We won’t tell anybody. Or we’ll keep it a secret. For sure.
For who now? We want to know. Eagerly awaiting this message. Oh, God.
Like, is everybody staring like, ooh? I think we are, yeah. Hell yeah, Becky. I love that GIF.
Becky, hell yes. I love that. I do love that GIF.
Girl, I have a video to send you later. Yes, I’m sending it to you. Do it.
I think you’re going to love it. I love it so much. Y’all are hilarious.
Look at this. The chat doesn’t want to confess their once in a blue moon. They’re afraid we’re going to take them up on it.
I mean. Look at that. Kind of into it.
Might have to. There we go. I think my blue moon would be getting pegged.
I think my blue moon would be getting pegged. Dakota said, Hadley, Krista, and I think Becky could be fun. Becky’s a good time.
About that. Yes. I think it would be fun to do a bridge on Dakota.
Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. See how deep we can go.
I know. Passing around like a party. Favorite girls.
Yeah. I know it’s too late now. I know.
That he was going to be into getting pegged. Maybe. Oh, I see.
But I see. We like virgins. Ooh.
Interesting thing to admit there. Yeah. But we do like virgins.
You know, Then they become sluts. I mean. Yeah.
Turn it out. It’s awesome. No regrets.
Nice. Bucky McFucky says my ass is staying virgin. See that.
Don’t don’t say shit. Don’t don’t do that. Oh, Can I recommend something? There’s an old film.
Film movie. Recording. By internet standards, ancient, I suppose called.
Bend. Over. Boyfriend.
It may or may not still be available and like ancient tech, like DVD. It is a feature length film on some of the best instruction. And best instruction on how to have good.
But sex. Go look at it. That’s all.
Continue. Thank you. Sorry.
For the, what was it called again? Interruption. Bend over boyfriend. Bend over.
I’m a boyfriend. Okay. Yeah.
Like a command. Not to be confused with. Cellmate.
Ben. Over. No, not at all.
This is one of the best instructional things I’ve ever seen. As far as kink and sex and. But stuff.
So if you can get ahold of a copy of it, maybe you can play a DVD. I don’t even know where you would. I don’t know if it’s available.
Streaming. Somebody showed it to me a while ago. On a DVD.
Machine. They had to dust off. We’ll see.
We just have to tell everybody to call miss Hadley for butt stuff. Because she’s seen the perfect. Lesson.
Call me for butt stuff. Oh, I’m good with that stuff. Yes.
I love butt stuff. I do a lot of butt stuff. My first bit of advice.
Put a towel down. And lube. Lots and lots of lube.
And there’s the thing we call the harsh. Harsh reality. We put the towel down because you’re using so much lube.
Yeah. You’re going to. And it gets everywhere.
Yeah. Messy. You know.
But. Put a towel down. Sometimes.
Put it on a towel. With some of them. Maybe a towel’s not quite enough.
Go get one of those good blue. That you cover your back of your pickup with. Yeah.
To start with. Listen, I’ve got a waterproof blanket. That’s called.
Get this. It’s called the. Throws of passion.
Because get it. It’s a throw blanket. Right.
Throws of passion. Liberator makes one too. Hell yeah.
And I have to reiterate here about butt stuff. If you are doing butt stuff. With a woman.
It is not gay. Yeah. Because it’s with a woman.
Just because. That’s right. And if you are getting.
If you’re getting railed by another man. And a woman is there. Leading or egging him on.
It’s still not gay. I’m just saying. That’s an excellent point.
Like if. As you’re orgasming. With another man in your ass.
Unless you. Yeah. I love being gay.
This is the gayest sex ever. I’m so fucking gay. Then.
Yeah. It might be a little bit. Just a little at that point.
In that moment. If you’re calling it. Making love.
When another man. Is pounding. Out your hole.
Yeah. That’s gay. You’re gay.
Yeah. That’s like the only circumstance. And that’s okay.
Be gay. Yeah. Love it.
Yeah. Good. We’re on the verge of pride month.
So. Fuck it. Bitches be gay.
Yeah. And there’s nothing wrong with being gay. But if you’re homophobic.
And you don’t want to have that stigma. I guess. Don’t worry about it.
Maybe not here. Someone’s going to think I’m gay. Because my hot sexy girlfriend.
Bent me over. And used a vibrating plug on my ass. And my prostate and made me cum 15 times in a row, until I couldn’t remember how to speak.
Oh, I don’t know. I don’t remember their own name. I love it.
It’s Tuesday for you. Right Kyrsta? Huh? What Harper was describing. That’s just like a Tuesday for you.
Yeah, that’s Tuesday afternoon. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah Yep, I Could I talk you’re gonna love this miss Krista I talked a guy into trying one of the lovins toys the hush and he got it and then he was like I tried it And oh my god, I love this thing here Do you want to control it because maybe that’ll be even better and I was like, I guarantee it’s gonna be better I managed to make him He was trying to tell me the fantasy scenario that he wanted but it was on and I was messing with it while he was talking so you Want to I want to okay, I want the My idea was uh, like for 10 minutes.
I Tell you the most awesome combination for guys is The Dami to on the tip and the edge and let me have control of them Yeah, I love those toys I love messing with man dummies past The dog and the edge for a guy will make him Just well, it’ll make him a blithering idiot. I love that. Yes Yeah Guys, you have a prostate if you have not played with your prostate one You should get to know your prostate and check it on at least a year Monthly basis because if it changes then you need to go and talk to your health care provider about that because you have a problem But also there’s so many nerves in there and play with your prostate.
You should play with your fucking prostate It would be like me refusing to touch my g-spot Yeah That is pretty much your p-spot, yes That’s what it’s Okay Yeah, finger your ass wands is app is the absolute best Unfortunately, you know, we don’t saw me. Have you ever it’s from Lovin’s. Oh, yeah, I have to Me too.
Yeah, unfortunately it the the Itachi doesn’t have the You know all the oh You know, you can’t do it Virtually, but the Itachi is much more intense I disagree, I agree I Do I disagree? Well, I have my head talk. I have one drawer since I bought the dummies Is it the one that plugs in the wall? Yep. No, it only has two it only goes It goes on high and then it goes on low it don’t have the pulse and that pulse is what’s really good Yeah Okay, so there’s there’s two versions of the Hitachi there’s the old Hitachi when it was still made by Hitachi Right That’s the one I have yeah high low or off and there’s a more modern Hitachi That’s not a Hitachi anymore.
Now. It’s just called the magic wand because the Hitachi company sold it To get it and they were like too many people using this for dirty shit get it out of our catalog So it’s no longer a Hitachi magic wand It’s just the magic wand that one has pulse and like some patterns built into it but neither of them can be remote-controlled and Honestly, I would find that the motor in the dummy is a little bit Stronger than the Hitachi. I don’t like the dummy on my crotch because it’s too much Like it’s it’s too diffuse and it’s too much It’s too strong for me, but I pulled my neck a couple months ago and it was fucking amazing for that Oh Super powerful incredibly intense deep Penetrating vibration.
Also, I like to use it. I don’t put it on my clit. I Like to feel my clit not have it pounded into oblivion.
So the dummy I stick against my asshole Referred vibration Now I do have the Chi There’s a are you familiar with Cairo the company Cairo? No, tell us of kind. Oh, no down the Cairo I have a vibrator from them and I I like the way that I like the feel Of their by spell that Hey, I I R-o-o and they have men and women’s You know vibrators And I have the pearl and I’ve had this one for several years and Just the The silicone on it, you know when I insert it into you know, my Into my vagina. It just feels so much better than any 11th device that I’ve that I have so I Think they’re manufactured a little bit better and they do have a little bit better As far as the battery, I think they look last a little bit longer and they do have the long distance So that’s something you guys might want to check in to Yeah Yeah long distance part is important too, oh, yeah, they have all that they have all the long distance great I’ll check it.
I’ll uh, I’ll put that into the Into the message here Their link. I just put a link in there for the Cairo pearl. Yeah.
Okay. There you go. Oh They have a direct website, yeah, they do There you go, we’re a fan of sex toys up in here.
Oh, yeah, I am too Oh you were part of the we girl You were a we so Okay Nobody uses the Jackrabbit and I have an old-school jackrabbit for sure. I do too. I think it’s classic It’s fun to Valvo is very I’ve had the jackrabbit and The Valvo far outranks that Yes, Oh miss Krista.
We’re putting you in the hot seat next month, right? Oh Guys if you want to try to ask miss Krista pretty much anything You can Cuz that’s just how we roll we want to be able to ask and be asked and You know have fun with this, oh no I was like, oh shit. We lost that link. Where did it go? It’s not on Where is it? Oh, you know then? Yeah You’re welcome So that’s the link where you submit your questions to miss Krista so we can roast her buns Email me forum.com go that link You have to follow the link.
It’s linked on the Femme dumb Friday’s blog too, right? Yes, it is. Yes, we’re smart competent powerful mistresses who have our shit together I Speak it into truth one way or another We must will it so right I say so mode it be Yeah I’m doing my manifesting it for all of us. We have our shit together Wink wink Oh Krista’s the rune June hot seat mistress.
She is So appropriate It’s perfect Yes And next week we’re gonna actually talk a little bit of room June We’ve got two more days to get your five minutes added for free with mistress of the month mix Michelle You better get up on that I Don’t love you anymore Two mistresses for the price of one for ten minutes or take 1690 off of a longer to mistress session. I Expect to be in a two mistress session with each of the ladies here tonight across the rest of this weekend so fellas Hop to get on that Ladies, are there any other announcements that the fellas need to know about? Yes, you can score 10 free discord minutes for me if you do a session With me and another femdom Friday’s lady before the end of the month So, yes, please get on That’s right Well, yes So wait a minute just to just to clarify We’re having the multi mistress May so they can add another mistress to their call For no money for just absolutely free and they get the discard session with you Yeah Yep, that’s right. You guys got to get on that Yeah, I don’t understand why you wouldn’t just go ahead and add a second mistress anyway, if you’re only doing a 10-minute call right It don’t make any sense not to it’s a no-brainer fellas.
Come on. I Thought Well, luckily we’re at the end this is not whore school then dumb Fridays It’s how I have it at this point. Oh my god This is femdom Fridays find our blog femdom Fridays Calm that’s full of the goodness and the raunchiness and the naughtiness.
We’ll be back again next week for rune June and pride month pride bitches Thanks for coming out tonight, I think once in a blue moon we we had fun You Did Good night, everybody Nighty-night good night
