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Oh, is that Craig recording there? Okay. Craig’s here. Hey, Craig.
Craig. You ain’t got to lie, Craig. You ain’t got to lie.
Craig. How the hell did you get fired on your day off? I’m gonna get you high today, so you don’t have no job and you ain’t got shit to do. I love it.
I love that movie. Perfect day for that. How do you never have two things that match? You got peanut butter and no jelly.
Ham, no burger. Cool, no game. And jelly, no peanut butter.
Ham, no burger. And bye, Felicia. Bye.
Well, happy Friday, everyone, and welcome to FemDom Fridays. You can find us live every Friday night at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time here in the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. But you must be 18 or older to join.
You can listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform. And before we move forward, I just want to say hello to everyone. Hey there, come eating man.
Hey there, goddesses, little giggle sluts. Hi, Callie, the sweet girl. Good evening, Mayor McApple.
Hello there, Prisoner. Hi, Pavarian. And best of evenings to you, Sitting Bull.
How is everybody? How are you, ladies, this evening? Wonderful. Yes, yes. I’m awake.
I need some dog fuzz. Aww. Y’all, it is hot as shit.
It is. Oh, I believe it. It is hot on the toasty side down here, too.
I burnt myself on my car three times this week. Oh my goodness. Are you okay? Yes, I just like to touch metal parts that are hot.
Call me. You know, after the first one, I usually touch on them. Hey, you know, that does a lot.
Then my dumb ass wore shorts and I had leather seats. So I was slipping and sliding down the highway. I was like, what the fuck? And not in a good way.
Oh, Bianca, you’ve just been struggling this week, girl. A little bit, but it’s fine. It’s cool.
Oh, yeah, I was, Pavarian. Sexy car photos and I was not sharing them with you. I’m so glad we chit-chatted for a little bit because we got some more people in the chat.
Hi there, Addy. And hello, Miss Nina. How are you? Hey there.
How is everyone? We are fantastic. Oh, damn. How you doing? Yummy.
Well, since it looks like we’ve got the gang all here, ladies, how about we go around introducing ourselves and letting everybody know where they can find us in case they want to interact outside of Femme Dom Fridays. Let’s start with Miss, well, let’s go in alphabetical order. Miss Bianca.
Where can we find you? Miss Bianca, my blog is kinkyfilmfantasy.com. Miss Bianca, M-I-S-S, Bianca E-E over on X. I’m there a lot. I am EnchantrixBianca on X. Let’s see. Of course, here on Discord, FemmeDomFridays.com. I have a little bio over there.
I’m always up for, you know, stop by, drop me a line. I don’t bite hard unless you want me to. Leave some marks there.
Let everybody know that they’re yours. I love it. Heard that.
Next up, Miss Hadley. Can you introduce yourself and let everybody know where they can find you? Hello. I certainly can.
I’m LDWHadley here on Discord, which is a great place to find me. Hadley at EnchantrixEmpire.com. Another great place to find me because I’m going to get there eventually. And EmpressHadley on Twitter, Hadley.Bettencourt on BlueSky.
And my favorite new project recently is my blog, IWillDominateYou.com. And speaking of blogs, my latest, greatest thing, if you have any interest in summertime and makeup and sweat-proof summertime sissy makeup, I just released sweat-proof makeup for sissies, tips, tricks, and hacks for the summer to keep you glowing but not dripping in the bad way. So check that out and let me know what you think in the comments. Thank you.
Nice. Thank you for that extracurricular reading. We love hearing things in your voice, Miss Hadley.
Oh, thank you. Ooh. It comes complete with a little audio.
Oh my gosh. I know what I’m doing after the show. I know.
Might be a little late tonight. Miss Harper, can you let everybody know where they can find you, you omnipresent goddess you? I am everywhere. I have a blog, fetishphonesexblog.com. Go check it out because I just put up part two of the story of the shy, sweet, submissive sissy.
It’s a cautionary tale. And you know, anything that gives me the giggles is a little bit on the evil end of the scale. In the chat, Miss Collie had asked, where was Miss Becky? Was she on vacation? And I said, no, she’s not.
She’s doing remedial training for the moon mission. And so now the chat is confused because why would Becky be doing remedial training for the moon mission? So I shared a link to our blog, the femdomfridays.com blog, the meet the mistresses page, where you can see that there’s a reference to the fact that Miss Becky is an astronaut. Because I wrote little bios to lead people to be interested and want to click on the link to go read the real actual bio.
And so all of those little- I forgot about that. Yeah, all those little snippets. These are hilarious.
If you haven’t seen them, go look. Oh yeah, there’s a reference to baked beans in mine. I mean, baked beans.
Who doesn’t love baked beans? Come on. Right? Who doesn’t enjoy splashing? I wrote little mini bios and yeah. Sorry, not sorry.
Also, I have a podcast with my own Whore School, which has a blog, whoreschool.net. And this coming week, we’re going to, on Sunday at 11 p.m. Eastern, live here in the Enchantrix Empire Discord, I’m going to be discussing attraction and arousal. It’s going to be great. Ooh, that sounds like a fun one.
Oh yeah, it’s going to be wonderful. Well, thank you so much for sharing, Ms. Harper. I don’t know why I almost pulled up Hunter.
Sorry about that. Ms. Nina, I think you come up in the rotation. Would you like to introduce yourself and let everyone know where they can find you gorgeous? Well, thank you.
I’m Ms. Nina and currently I’m working on my blog. So I don’t have one to tell you about right now. It’s in production.
But it’ll be coming soon. And then you can find me on X and Blue Sky at Enchantrix Nina. Yeah, so that’s where you can find me.
Well, thank you so much for coming out this evening. I can’t wait to hear your thoughts on our topic for tonight. Ooh, I can’t wait to find out what the topic is.
Well, we will be letting you know here soon. Ms. Krista, can you tell us where we can find you? Of course. I am on PhoneSexFetishBlog.com. That’s my blog.
And if you go check it out, there’s been two or three blogs dropped in the last week or so. And I think my latest one was Humiliation vs. Name Calling.
It’s educational, if nothing else. And you can find me every Saturday night at 9 on Kingston Drinks. And this week, we are going to talk about good sex.
Instead of, you know, how we always talk about how bad sex is, this week it’s going to be about good sex and making it legendary. I am also your Mistress of the Month this month, so take advantage of that and get your five free minutes on ten minutes or longer sessions with me. And we also have a drink for tonight.
Oh my gosh. What is the drink this evening, ma’am? It’s called Pass It Along. And the reason for that is because our topic… Do you mind if I go ahead and say it? Yes, go right ahead.
Our topic is about passing the penis. Penis! The best day ever. We’re going to be passing the penis tonight.
So this drink is Pass It Along. And it is a delicious drink. I’ve had way probably too many, but that’s all right.
You know how I get when I have too many. Oh, there’s no such thing. But this one I think Miss Hadley would like because it’s two ounces of bullet bourbon.
Quarter ounce. Yes. I can’t even say the word.
Contralto. Or a red bitter. Quarter ounce of fresh lime juice.
Four ounces of four fresh blackberries muddled. Mmm. It is delicious, by the way.
Oh, it sounds extra yummy. Oh, it is. And that’s me.
And I dropped my deets earlier. Yay! Don’t know where to find me? Go look. That’s where you can find me.
I’m pretty much everywhere as well. Another omnipresent goddess. No, I’m not omnipresent.
I’m just everywhere. All-encompassing. Love it.
Well, I am your delightful, melodious host for the evening, Goddess Michelle. You can find me on themasterbatrix.com. You can also find me on X at T-H-E-E-V, divine me. You can also find me on Blue Sky at themasterbatrix.bsky.social. Thank you, honey, for sharing my links in the chat.
I appreciate that, Google Slut. Now, on to this evening’s topic. Like Ms. Krista touched on with her delightful bevy for the week, we are going to be talking about an Enchantrix staple, Pass the Penis.
Just so I know, how many ladies in the chat, how many of you femdom, fierce femmes, have had the opportunity to participate in Pass the Penis? Me. Me. I love passing them around.
Hell yeah. Oh, yes. Well, Ms. Harper, would you mind kind of enlightening our audience to what Pass the Penis is? Pass the Penis is one of those fun little games that you can play with your phone sex mistress.
You call in and you tell Dispatch, you want to play Pass the Penis. And she’ll ask you, how many? Like, how many mistresses do you want to be passed around from? And you can tell her that you would like 17 mistresses. And she’ll say, okay, lower your number a little bit.
Let’s do like seven. Because I don’t think three hours of Pass the Penis is a good idea for you. Oh, God.
Can you imagine? Why not? She’s going to chafe himself raw. So they tell us, like they warn us. They send a little message like, hey, we got Pass the Penis.
Oh, yes. And so we all know, don’t let him come yet. Because we’re passing you along.
We play with you. We tease you. We instruct you.
We do all sorts of fun, wonderful, terrible, awesome things to you and your penis. And then when our time is up, next, you go to the next mistress in line. However many you can handle.
You can say you want three or six or ten or all of us. Grace yourself. And yeah, we pass you around like you’re a little, you know, slut, a present for us to tease and play with.
Enjoy. Like a party favor. It’s like a cock relay, too, because the anchor woman really gets to have fun with you.
I love being the anchor woman. Yes. Now, I’m not really sure of like sports ball terms.
So what is an anchor? In a relay race? It’s the person that has the baton, the very last. Oh, I see. That actually goes to win.
Or in a swim meet, the person that has the last. It’s the one that gets to make you. Other ones look good.
And we were talking about sports terms or the best. Not necessarily the best, but they’re the one that finishes. I see.
Oh, y’all like closing. Y’all are the closers. That would be the.
Yeah, that would be. Got it. Thank you for enlightening me.
You bet. Well, now that we are all on the same page of what past the penis is, there are like a few different types and ways that you can do past the penis. Because not all the time is it, you know, straightforward.
And I guess like the term would be like kind of vanilla, where it’s just like we pass you around and you, you know, just pull it or you follow our instructions. Sometimes there can be some layers. Right, Miss Bianca, past the sissy.
That’s a fun one. I’ve done it before. We’re like.
Yep. Oh, past the chastity pet. Yeah, that’s I’ve done that.
That was fun. Let’s see. I’m trying to think of any other types of past the penis that I’ve gotten to.
That I’ve had the pleasure of participating in because, yeah, past the sissy, past the cook. Oh, thank you, Bianca. A small penis humiliation.
Past the tiny penis. I actually got to do a spank test once. Ooh.
What? Past the spank. Yes. To where they actually, they just picked a bunch of us and we all spanked them.
Oh, that’s wonderful. We’ve also had. Past the tickle slut.
Oh, yes. What? It’s you. Oh, yeah.
Yes. Everything that you’re thinking of. He was, he was breathless by the end.
It was wonderful. Oh, God. I would have loved to have seen those red cheeks.
On both. We’ve also done past the butt slut. Oh, hey.
Past the butt slut. The last butt slut one I did, all I heard was the vibrations and him going, uh, for 10 minutes. Like, I was trying to encourage, but somebody had already, like, vibrated this poor little ass so hard.
He was like, uh. Laughing, it made it worse. That’s the delicate dance of the past the.
Oh, no, Matt. We do not do past the Bruno. Bruno is a special occasion.
Oh, yeah. Bruno is for what? We don’t talk about Bruno. Lessons.
We keep Bruno in the, in the drawer until needed. We don’t talk about Bruno and we don’t fuck Steve. Yes.
We do not fuck Steve. Or Tyler. Oh, yeah.
No, fuck Tyler. Or don’t fuck Tyler. Yep.
Yeah, I do own a Bruno. Real life. You do.
I need a Bruno. I call mine Vlad. I need to come up with a name for my new one that I, that was delivered.
Oh, that is dark. Oh, dark. Yes, please.
Oh, yes. Please. Literary reference.
Good literary reference. Hell yes. Well, as you all can see, there’s a lot of versatility with past the penis.
Like there’s a lot. There’s so many ways that you can play this and we have fun doing it. We have like the best time.
We have the best time. Now I think. Oh, what was that? Oh, somebody asked how it would work if they were still in chastity.
Did we talk about that? I didn’t miss that. Yeah. In the comments.
Oh, this is a person who’s clearly not in chastity, I guess. But yeah. The way that it works is you can do a lot of things to those cages.
You can also do a lot of things. To stimulate things. That aren’t a part of the cage.
Like nipples, for instance. Or on the insides of the thigh. The grundle.
The cheeks. Ooh. Now is grundle anything like the gooch? I think the grundle is exactly the gooch.
Or the taint. That is correct. Yes.
I hadn’t heard grundle before. Sorry. That’s a new one for me.
The gooch, the grundle, the taint. That’s the one. My gosh.
They keep sitting below undercarriage. Wigs and berries. They’re in chastity.
He still has a mouth. You can sit on him. Yeah, there we go.
Right? Your mouth ain’t broke. Yeah. You can put a strap on him and there you go.
Oh, yes. The ultimate humiliation slash chastity play. Plus, you get a glam.
Right? The big one. And technically, he fucks you. Take a string and tie it around the tip of the stomach.
And then tie it up. And then tie it to the cage. And you let it hang there.
And then you turn it on and off. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
I love that. Miss Nina, do you have any ways that you like playing past the penis? Or any ideas for playing past the penis with somebody who’s in chastity? Well, I mean, I’ve never played past the penis. So this is all kind of a learning experience.
So, you know, when we mentioned nipple play, I mean, clamps, you know, just came to mind, of course. So. You heard that Miss Nina has not played past the penis.
So next time you’re setting up to play, you better add her in. Oh, yeah. You got a cherry to pop, y’all.
That’s right. Yeah. Be her first.
Oh, yes. Oh, I’m excited for you, girl. Well, that’s the perfect segue into our next portion here.
Did you want to say something, Miss Hadley? I’m sorry. No, ma’am. Okey-dokey.
Well, we’re going to shift right on into how to choose the right mistress for your past the penis lineup. And this really. Miney, Mo.
There you go. There you go. We’re all great at your penis.
By the head. Wait. Yeah.
That didn’t. No, it did. Grab your dick.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Grab your dick. Don’t let it go.
Rescued. From the bad scansion. Thank you so much.
Yes, there you go. And if you want to add another line to that and you’ll be begging for Mo, Mo, Mo. Begging for more mistresses or more instructions.
More. Oh, yes. Yes.
In the cage for 50 days. How about that? What did they do for that? Breathed. I mean, they asked for it nicely.
Please put me in the cage and don’t let me out. Please keep me in here. I actually have actually heard guys ask that before.
Whether it’s liberating. You’re actually liberating them from all of those distractions that pesky little penis causes. You’re so right about that.
The cage is to help you focus. They’re not known for making good decisions. I mean, the smaller heads.
I mean, specifically. Oh, yeah. The small head gets you into all kinds of trouble.
Yeah. See, it removes that. It makes you actually use the brain that you were given.
Yeah. The top brain. The big, big up wings.
Big wings. So that was the tip on how to choose the right past the penis mistress. Put a bunch of names in a hat and just pull them out at random.
Ask the dispatcher to pick for you. Oh, if you ever have a will, you can have a will, a personal will spin based on the girls that are available. There’s a lot of ways to choose.
I mean, if you want to do your research and go to each lady’s profile and see what she specializes in, or maybe she’s a Jill of all trades. And, you know, I think that’s a good person to put in your past the penis lineup. You know, another good way to do it is don’t pick mistresses that are similar.
Get polar opposites as you go. That way you get a really good mix and you don’t know what to expect next. Oh, that’s right.
Add a little chaos into your past the penis. I mean, I feel like past the penis is a little chaotic anyway, right? I also feel like most of us are agents of chaos. We wouldn’t be here.
No. What are you talking about? It’s just me and Harper. Sorry.
Chaos. What are you talking about? Sorry. I take it all back.
I think they protest too much. Too much. To the audience.
Certainly knows. I think so. Listen, listen, our dispatch knows us.
They they have worked with us many times. They they know what we’re good at and where we fit in which like goddess Michelle said, we, we are jewels of all trades mostly, but they’ve really, if you leave it in our dispatches hands, I guarantee you, you’re going to have a lot of fun because they do know us. Yeah.
Yes. Awesome. Amazing.
They’re amazing. And I’m going to tell you this too. If you want a good breed, go to past the penis and look at all the profiles.
Oh my God. I was reading some of those the other day and it was like amazing. So yeah.
Go read them. And there’s going to be two more posting up on there pretty quick. Me and goddess Michelle will be on there here real soon.
Yes. There’s some more reading. Here, let me just drop that link in case y’all need a link to pass the penis.
So, you know, so, you know, I don’t know where to go and you can see the mistresses that are currently up there. And a lot of the ladies that they may not be on that site, but they’ll still do pass the penis. So don’t just, Oh, they’re not listed on that site.
That means they won’t want to play with me. No, they probably will ask the dispatchers. Like if there’s specific people that you’re interested in, make a little list, check it twice, ask your dispatcher to help facilitate the world’s most amazing past the penis session for yourself and.
Go ham or not, depending on what you’re looking for. We have a, don’t we have an audio floating around there too? About past the penis. Do we have a past the penis audio? Do you mean the, the audios that we did for the hold audios? Because I can share those.
Should I share? I mean, when last year it was like a couple of months ago. Yeah, we did. I don’t have a way to play it, but I can share the outtake.
Do we want the outtake? Cause I will. How bad we are spectacular. We are even when we’re bad.
It’s spectacularly bad. Dare you. Okay.
No spectacular. I’m going to upload them to the chat one at a time. There’s past the penis.
Oh God. Yeah. There were multiple takes of that.
Okay. That’s the first one. Cause we recorded several of these because we were like, okay.
Yes. And they were horrible. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Okay. Almost as bad as a happy birthday song.
It’s so, it’s so good guys. Okay. So this is the final.
Okay. This was the mast group. You can see it’s just one second long and a short.
Past the penis. Right. And click play right here.
And you hear it. It’s all of us going past the penis. Right.
And that was recorded by having everybody say that at the same tempo separately. And then I edited them together to make it sound like that. Because when they tried to do it, just like one, two, three.
Go. I died. I left so hard.
There it is. That’s it. No.
It’s past the penis. Past the penis. I swear someone said past the weenus.
It’s so bad. It might’ve been me. I’ve been so tempted to it.
Cause it’s we tried it twice. That’s both of the attempts back to back. I’ve been so tempted to split it in half and turn one of them into a sound for our soundboard.
Oh yeah. Oh my God. Do it.
Awesome. Do it. Do it.
Do it now. Thank you. I still.
Oh no. We broke Harbor. We were trying to crack her.
I had like the last one sounds like an egg. Like it came from the exorcist. Right now.
Somebody else said it sounds like it was a Addie. So it sounds like an incantation to summon something. All I can hear is a hissing whisper right now.
Maybe my ears. Who’s to say. It’s so hilarious.
It’s so bad. It’s good. See.
Yeah. Even when we’re bad. We’re good.
So. I’m so glad I got to show that. The penis.
We can see if we can make you laugh by us doing stuff like that. If we can just laugh. A laugh.
Giggle. Gas. Giggle.
Gas. Giggle. Gas.
Giggle. Slut knows all about those. How you got your name? No comment.
I’ll have to tell you girls that story later. About how. Giggle.
Slut got that name. Definitely. Yeah, we’re gonna talk about you later.
She’s over here like, I’m catching strays. A comedy man asked, what happens if you play it three times? Absolutely nothing. However, if you play it backwards, I can’t say anything about your safety if you do that.
Oh. I can’t promise your safety. Yeah, if we see on the news that someone wearing a pair of panties over their face broke into a dildo store, then we’ll know that you played that audio backwards.
Because, you know, that could be, that could be collateral damage for doing that. Your penis might disappear if you play it three times. Your little gentleman will have a penis.
Ooh. No. You have to stand as in Harper appears behind you.
Somebody’s already done that. I think that’s already happened to some of them. Okay, I’m playing it like 20 times now.
You have to be in a dark room in front of a mirror with a flashlight shining up from under your chin. You get Harperd. And play that.
Harper appears behind you going, I told you. If Harper’s busy, it’ll be me. My face hurts.
Welcome to Hot Girl Summer. This is why you should play Pass the Penis with us this summer. You will have the best time.
It will be wonderful. You will enjoy it. I’m going to turn your vibrator down a little before you get to the recognition.
I have a question. Ooh, ask away. Yes, if they want to do Pass the Penis with us two at a time, can they do that? Sure.
I can’t imagine. You wouldn’t? Neither, but I think you should. I definitely think they should.
Oh, I like that idea. Come get it. Oh, you mean like multi-mistresses at a time? Yeah, like you and I. Entertaining, being entertained by that penis together.
And then passing him off to Krista and Harper. And then off to Bianca and Nina. You know, like that.
That sounds like a lot of fun. I get to help out, you know, Cherry? Oh, hell yeah. I guess.
All right, ladies. Be gentle with it. There’s a new button on the soundboard.
Uh-oh. Okay. Who’s going to push that button? Well, you know what we’re going to.
Oh, yeah. I’m just waiting. Oh, no.
No. Well, well, well. Don’t play that too many times, guys.
And penis will disappear. Could you imagine, like, you’re sitting there excited. And you click that button like three times.
And your penis just apparates into it out of existence. Just gone. I had my soundboard turned off.
Somebody hit it again, please. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
Hey. It’s bad-ish. It’s fine.
It’s fine. Yeah, we were doing great together, don’t we? Poovarian said that they’re new to LDW. Is there an extra charge for past the penis or multi-mistress calls? There is not an extra charge for past the penis.
But there is for multi-mistress calls. It’s a fraction of, so, like, it’s $2.99 a minute of the 10-minute minimum. So, if you do past the penis, it’s in 10-minute increments.
So, 10, 20, 30, 60 minutes. Good luck. Technically, you could do that.
You could do 60 minutes and then 60 minutes and then 60 minutes and then 60 minutes. And then your dick falls off. I mean, you come.
But multi-mistress calls. You have one of the worst case of blue balls that you’ve ever had in your life if we don’t let you come. Oh, I love getting blue balls.
I’m sorry. They weigh like a bowling ball between your legs. GiggleSlut said if you play it three times in a dark room in front of a mirror, Ms. Harper shows up behind you and demands you pass her your penis and then steals it for herself and rails you with it.
Damn. Okay, GiggleSlut, we know where your mind is. Yeah.
I just thought it meant he was paying attention to Harper. Yeah. Maybe we change that just to Slut Slut.
Oh, look at that. Called out. I love it here.
Well, we’re running to the bathroom and turning off the lights. Evidently, she liked that idea. Oh, I mean.
I had the same thought, you know, hey, run to the bathroom and call out for Harper. I’m sure that happens all the time. I know, right? Yes.
I love you, Addy. I know. Hell yes, Addy.
So did you ladies have any tips for anybody who might be interested in doing pass the penis over this long, hot summer? I have a thought. Just maybe have a little fantasy or direction or sort of theme that you want to have going so that you have a bit of a transition from one to the next that you can follow if you’re looking to. Or, you know, otherwise don’t say anything and you just be jarred around in whatever direction that has its own appeal to.
But, yeah, maybe a theme that the mistresses can play off of and build on with each other because we do have ways to communicate. Could be fun. You can always ask your dispatcher to pass it along to all the ladies who are playing.
And then your dispatcher, whoever is working, all our dispatchers are so awesome. They will message us and be like, hey, your pass the penis guy wants you to do this in the accent like a Cockney Street person. And then you’re like, aye, governor.
I don’t know. Whatever you think. I was going to say, is that Cockney? Are we sure? I don’t know about you all, but now I am extremely turned on again.
Aye, governor. Aye, governor. Oh, heavens no.
That’ll make me look like a trollop. What was that? Trollop? Trollop. Yes.
Aren’t you a fresh bit of business? Oh, God. Maude, of course. Do I make you randy? Do I make you horny? Yes.
Get you all hot under the collar. Oh, we’re going straight to hell. My advice for pass the penis, have lube.
Because you don’t want to chafe. And if you have a specific fantasy or a list of people you want to participate, email us ahead of time and make sure everybody is working and is available at the time you would like. Because some of us are daytime ladies, me, and some of us are nighttime ladies.
I think Miss Krista is on later than I am. Miss Michelle is on late. Miss Hadley is late.
See, all y’all are late. I’m a day walker, so, like, you have to arrange things if you want specific ladies at specific times. You have to email and be like, hey, I would love to do pass the penis with 17 ladies in this order at this time.
And then we’ll all be like, well, that sounds fun. Let me rearrange my schedule for you. Oh, yeah.
I don’t mind rearranging things for the right person or persons. Or the right kind of call for multi mistress fun. Absolutely.
I will clear the day out. Yes. I’ll drink coffee at 7 o’clock at night.
Fuck it. Coffee at 7. I know. Oh, I’ll be up until, like, 11.
God, that’s so late. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Well, I tell you, I got a little tip for you. Drink coffee at 7, but put some crown apple in it. And that’ll take the edge off.
Or put an edge on it. I get a sneaking suspicion that that is your advice for a lot of things. A lot of cure-alls is the booze.
How does it not work? If I did that, I would be very, like, awake from the caffeine, but very sleepy from the crown. So, God, that would just be weird. You’d be like a Four Loko.
I don’t know. That might even be hotter. Hearing all Harper on both ends of the spectrum.
Oh, Lord. That’s how you unlock a Harper accidentally says her real thoughts out loud. Oh, no.
Ooh. Loosen the lips. Loosen it up.
Well, did anybody have any other tips for how to make your past the penis memorable, fun, exciting? Yes. Set your intentions. Do you want to be denied until the very end? Or is the last mistress going to be able to let you come? Pick who you want to finish with.
Pick who you want to start with. Yeah, just set your intentions. What do you want to happen during this past the penis session? Or past the sissy? Or past the humiliation? Etc.
What do you want to happen? And we’ll make it happen. Trust and believe. Oh, go ahead.
And also, make sure that your terminology is correct. If I say delayed, you’re going to be able to come. If you say denied, you may not, because we may take it a different way.
So make sure you have your terminology correct, too. If you say whatever you want, mistress, that means you’re not going to come. Yeah.
Oh, actually, if you say whatever you want, mistress, you just got however many calls that you’re arranging as ignore calls. Ooh. Now, I’m going to pull out my vibrator, and I’m going to have a really good time.
And you are going to sit there going, but this is what I wanted. Yeah. You left it up to us.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I was going to say.
Oh, go ahead. I was going to ask. So the other day, I had a pass the penis session, and it was very, very good with someone who shall remain nameless, who’s in our chat.
Oh, yes. And I was the first, so I didn’t get to find out how it ended. I was the second.
And I didn’t find out how it ended either, but I know how it ended with me. Mm. I know I left him horny and squirming and turned on.
I hope I left him aching. And Miss Cat got him last. Yeah.
I think I had him after Krista. And I didn’t hear about how it ended either. Oh, that sounds like a blast.
I think Miss Cat had him last, so. He was half crazy when I got it from you, Krista. It was a lot of fun.
Let’s just put it that way. When you say half crazy, what does that mean exactly? That means that he was really, like, determined to get to the end of whatever he was doing that day. Oh.
But whatever Krista said or did to him had him, like, reconsidering not just that choice, but pretty much every other choice in his life. I hope you left that in the review. Like, by the time the hybrid mistress is questioning all my life decisions, you know that’s a good session.
That reminds me. If you’ve ever done a call with any of us and you had a good time, you can go to rate my call and rate your call. And tell us whether, like, what did you like best? You know, is there room for improvement? We really do want to know.
You have to put in the time and date of your call so that we can verify that it’s a real actual review. Like, it’s not just one of our pets going, oh, Ms. Hadley is the best mistress in the whole entire world, and she rules forever and ever, and I’ve never called. Right? You can’t do that.
But you go to rate my call, and then you’re also entered into, like, you put your email address in there, and then we do a drawing, and you can win free time with us. Oh, that’s true. For doing, like, rating us and telling us how awesome and good we are.
I mean, real genuine. Don’t they? I think it’s once a month. Yeah, I think it’s once a month for all the reviews that have been put in.
So it’s well worth doing. I mean, that would make your mistress extremely happy by doing so. Yes.
Question for you, Ms. Harper, regarding pass the penis in, like, a theoretical situation. So say that you have a sub who has some free minutes. Would they be able to put those minutes towards pass the penis? Probably.
Okay, okay. I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t be able to. If you’ve got minutes earned, like, in a drawing, or if you won minutes through one of our events, or if you have perk points that you want to redeem for a call, you just tell your dispatcher that this is what you’re doing.
They’ll look it up. They’ll look on your account. The file stuff, I don’t know what they have.
And they’ll look at it, and they go, Ah, yes, I see here that you have 5,000 million perks points. You definitely have enough for a free call. And they’ll apply it.
Whether you have enough for, like, one or two or three or, I don’t know, an hour’s worth of calls. So, like, if they had, like, 30 minutes, they could, you know, theoretically do three 10-minute pass the penis sessions, right? I think so. I’d have them email support at enchantrixempire.com. In fact, anybody, if you ever have questions about any of the stuff that we do, drop them an email.
It’s a monitored email address. It’s monitored by all of the dispatchers, and we always have a dispatcher on. And so they will get the email, and they will answer it and give you the answer from on high with the real, like, the proper answer.
And if they don’t know, they’ll be like, Oh, you know what? I don’t know. As soon as somebody who knows more than I do is awake, because, like, if you do this at 3 o’clock in the morning, you’re going to get… Who’s on at 3? Not me. I’m on at 3. I’m always on.
I’ve been recently. So, Nova’s on late at night. Sometimes it’s Tia.
We’ll be up late. Tori. Val.
Val or Tori usually when it’s that late. Or sometimes Avery. Yes.
They’re really nice. Our dispatchers are wonderful. They can answer that question.
And if they don’t know, they’ll tell you. I’ll be like, Whoops, hang on. I’ll get an answer for you.
And then you will get a response. It’s not a bot. A live help is not a bot.
Please do not try to sext with the live help people. It’s not a bot. Those are our dispatchers.
Be nice to them. Yes, please. I just want to say, Kali, no one in particular is being singled out.
Yeah, Kali. I mean, we would never do that. Right? We would never call somebody.
We would never do that. Ever. I have name.
I mean, what do we learn here? This is all theoretical. All theoretical. Who’s Patty? I don’t know.
Who’s a Patty prisoner? I don’t know. I don’t know a Patty. I know.
All I know is a little giggle slut. And they’re my giggle slut. Aww.
I don’t know what you’re getting at, prisoner. I’m being bullied. Oh, no, not yet.
If you want to be bullied, we can definitely arrange that. No, not yet. Already got me rubbing my hands together like girls.
Let’s get them. Let’s get them. All right.
And then no, Varian said, Nova was able to clarify if the one hour special for July could be used for Pass the Penis. And it can. Nova is awesome.
All right. Yes, she is. And she is incredible.
And you know what? Let me just go ahead and put that special in the chat. Did anyone in the chat have any questions about Pass the Penis? Or did we do a pretty good job of covering the topic? I’ll wait. But there’s our Hot Girl Summer hour-long call special, in case anybody wants to take advantage.
Our long calls are $150. That is a really good rate. Yeah.
And apparently, you can apply it to Pass the Penis. So you could do three 20-minute or six 10-minutes. Good luck.
I always laugh when they’re like, you’re the fifth out of six. And I’m like, oh, he’s going to be sweating by the time he gets to me. Dang.
Like, white-knuckling that receiver. Right? He’s going to be breathing hard and, oh, oh, working it. I like the way the blue is kind of tone.
I love when they’re like, mistress just did this to me. And she caused this to happen. And I’m like, really? Did they? Well, that’s where we’re starting.
Then let’s ramp it up. My goal is always on Pass the Penis for the person that is passed past me to the next lady that they spend seven minutes describing what I did to them. That’s my goal.
Oh, yes. I changed my mind from six to three mistresses, but I was still sweating like a whore at church. I love to hear it.
Right? That’s what we hope for. The warm and fuzzy feeling. The warm and fuzzy feeling.
That’s so true. Well, this was a splendid discussion on an Enchantrix Empire tradition that I really hope you all take advantage of this summer. Actually, any time of the year, but this summer would be the perfect time to do it.
And if you do pull it off and get all the Femme Dom Fridays mistresses in your Pass the Penis rotation, I’ll give you a little prize. If you do that by the end of the month, I’m laying down the gauntlet here. Do a Pass the Penis session with all of us, and Goddess Michelle will give you something sweet.
Hey, I will jump in on that. Whatever it is that she’s giving, I’ll join in on it. Yeah, heard.
So make it happen, people. Fuck it, I’m in. Let’s do it.
All right. There’s three of us. So.
Get you some sweet treats from the Femme Dom Fridays mistresses. But I’m going to add one thing to it, though. She took off earlier.
I mean, she did. But I think that they need to include Miss Nina in that as well. All of us and Miss Nina.
I’m going to stick this in our Femme Dom Fridays group over in Enchantrix over on EE. I will put it in there tonight with the replay so you all know what the incentive is and so that you can take advantage if you decide to. By the end of the month, Bavarian, we’ll keep it.
Well, actually, you know what? Let’s do it till the end of the summer. How do you guys feel about that? I mean, I’m good. Hell, yeah.
Till the end of the summer. So let’s say that’s what? September 20th is the first day of fall. 21st.
Is it the 21st? Doesn’t matter. Somewhere in the middle of September. Yeah.
Oh, that’s perfect timing. I fucking love it. So I cannot tell you what it is, but keep your eyeballs peeled because coming on the 15th, that’s in just five days, we’re going to start telling you about something that we can’t tell you about yet.
But we will start telling you about it then because it’s going to be awesome. And you’re all going to be just like so excited about it. I have my brain is full.
It’s going to be so good. OK, so yes. Until then, we’re just gloating because we know and you don’t.
I know something you don’t know. Neither, neither, neither. Oh, that was perfect.
That was perfection. Did you guys have anything that you wanted to share that’s going on this month? I know, Krista, you’re mistress of the month and you should definitely take advantage of that. Yes, I have some things here.
I just did a multi mistress erotic audio, custom audio and it was with Miss Olivia and Miss Erica, and it was fucking super hot. So reminder, if you can’t play past the penis and you want a couple of mistresses on a sexy auto, teasing the hell out of you, go to erotic audios dot com and set that up with us. You know, and on that same line, yeah, if you really want to do something like that, get that group thing of the Stroke-A-Thon with all of the Stroke-A-Thon audio.
Yes, with all of us. It’s just a hundred dollars. A hundred dollars and come and come and come and come and come.
Come and come and come again. And we’re encouraging you to come. Exactly.
It’s a bundle for your grundle. Ah. Yes.
Yes. Love it, love it, love it, love it. Oh, I am shattered.
I am shattered. My poor grundle. Aw.
Oh, gosh. Thank you, Gally, you work. Yes, my ribs hurt.
Well, on that note, thank you all so much for listening to Femdom Fridays and for showing up tonight. You can find us live every Friday at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time here in the Enchantrix Empire server. But you must be 18 or older to join and 21 or older to drink if you were in these here United States.
You can listen to the replay. I’ll be putting that out on Saturday. You can find it on your favorite podcast platform.
Miss Harper is real quick on it, so it’ll probably be available in our Femdom Fridays Discord channel. So keep an eye out for that. Thank you, everyone, for showing up tonight.
Thank you, Addy. Thank you, Come Eating Man. Thank you, Giggle Sluts.
Thank you, Callie the Sweet Girl. Many thanks, Mayor McApple. Thank you so much for keeping the chat live, Prisoner.
Thank you, Pavarian. It was so nice to see you. Thank you, Sissy Cassandra and Subby.
You all have a spectacular start to your weekend. I hope the rest of your weekend is fantastic and we’ll see you next week. I thank you.
Hi, everybody. Join me tomorrow night to come on. That’s right.
Bye. Thanks and drinks. Have a good night, everybody.
Bye bye.
