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Sluts Demystified with Ms. Krista
Ms. Harper, can you hear us? Harper is figuring out her audio, I’m sure. Ms. Harper got a new audio set up. She did.
Can you hear me? Yes. Finally. All right.
Good. A little low. Well.
Give us more Harper. We want more Harper. Yes.
Is that better? Yes. Yes. Better? Better.
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Much better. I’m like, I will keep turning this thing up. Don’t test me.
Listen, side note, side note, I literally just had a caller tell me about the commercial of Can You Hear Me Now? And then he was talking about the guy who, there was a commercial where the guy is just sitting on the phone. You can only see him and he’s like, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, I can, yes, I can hear you. And then it flashes to the other guy, can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? What about now? Can you hear me now? So, fellas, the one that drives me absolutely insane is if you’re on a call with me and I tell you, I am having trouble hearing you.
And then you, like, you can hear it. You go, like wrestling sounds, right? And then all of a sudden your voice comes through really great. I’m like, oh, that’s so much better.
And then the guys go, great, fabulous. And then you hear, and it goes right back to being shitty. Don’t fucking do that.
Guys. Or this. That.
Unless you get really hot and heavy. In the chatroom, we’ve got Prisoner, Gigi, Little Rabbit. Hey, baby.
Patty, the sissy. Hey, girl. Tina, Erin.
Sexy. Slave Down Under. Forest.
Hi, Forest. Miss Addie. Kitty.
To Sameer. Lawn. Lady Octavia.
And Demi Owns Me. We’re not allowed to know who that is. It’s just that they’re owned by Demi.
And somebody left, but I don’t know who. So, how is everybody tonight? Present. I’m fantastic.
Present and accounted for, Harper. Girl. That drink you shared earlier.
Not to, like, walk of shame or anything, but. God. Berry liqueur and pomegranate juice.
Yep. Sold. Great.
I am drinking it right now. And it is so good. Yeah.
Pour me a big frothy glass. Mm-hmm. Well, I made enough to.
Actually, I made a picture of it. Hell, yes. And not a picture.
A picture. I just got that. Sorry.
That was a joke grenade. It’ll go off later. Anyway.
Well. I am. Fridays.
Yes. Go ahead. You can go ahead and.
You can go ahead and say that whole thing if you want, or I can. I just got to find it. No, I was just saying it’s been on Fridays.
Let’s get drunk. Oh, I like it. I live my life.
Let’s get fucked up. Yes. I’m all for it.
That is. Let’s get. One of the other.
Yes. Hello, goddess. Hello.
Hello. Hi. The entire.
Exactly. For us as a former drunk, I find being around drunk people can be fun and entertaining. That’s true.
That’s true. Also probably reinforces your sobriety. Because you’re like, they are dumb as fuck.
A bunch of dumb drunk bitches. Yeah. They got the doms.
Yes. Being blonde wasn’t enough. We had to add drunk on top of it.
Some of us are a couple layers deeper. Yes, maybe. Yeah, quite a few layers deeper.
Well, you know, there’s a little blonde in all of us. Let’s hope anyway. There’s so many bad jokes I could make about that.
Oh, yes. I left the door wide open for you. Sometimes there’s a big blonde in all of us.
Fuck yeah. That’s been a long time coming. There’s been, there was a big blonde in me last week.
I went to the gym and found myself a workout partner. Nice way to do it. Krista, you’re a big blonde.
But this big blonde strap on be named Bruno by any chance? Bruno? Yes. Bruno. Bruno.
Bruno. Bruno. Bruno.
Bruno. Bruno. If you’re wearing him, it becomes Bruno.
Believe me. Bruno. I thought we were going to talk about Bruno.
We can talk about this Bruno, but I hear you. Yes. Bruno is my attitude adjuster.
Just so you know. I use him for my attitude adjustments. Oh.
All right. Welcome to Finn Dom Fridays. You can find us live every Friday at 9 Eastern on Enchantrix Empire Discord server, but you must be 18 to join.
Listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast program. Now, I am Miss Krista. I am at Phonesexfetishblog.com. And coming in October, I will have a podcast Kinks and Drinks with Miss Krista.
Oh, oh. Yeah. Why don’t you tell us a little bit about you, Miss Harper? Oh, I am Harper, your host of Horror School.
Your adult sex education podcast focused on a very aggressively no shame, no fear, no guilt, no sadness approach to sex, sexuality, gender and gender expression. Anything you’ve ever thought, huh? Gosh, I wonder about when it comes to sex, sexuality, gender, gender expression, etc, etc, etc. I’ll cover.
All you have to do is ask me. The show is live. You can join the chat room during the live show, hang out and play the Distract Mistress Harper game.
Prizes include bragging rights. I love it. That’s your prize.
That’s it. That’s your whole prize. You get bragging rights.
That’s it. Oh, and I’ve got a blog fetish phone sex blog dot com exists. You should read it because it’s cool.
Oh, it is. How about you, Miss Becky? Why don’t you tell us a little bit about you? Well, my name is Miss Becky of Intelligent Phone Sex Calls dot com. I, too, have a podcast called Kinkology, the psychology of kink.
And we discuss everything that occurs at the intersection of kink and psychology and pretty much like everything in between. And I am a former therapist, current femdom, hence the psychology. And you can find me on Cock Radio and all of the podcast platforms that you enjoy.
And. That’s all I have for right now. Don’t worry, I’ll be talking more later.
Yeah, I’ll be here all week. All week. God is Michelle.
Yes. Give us a little insight into you. Well, I am a total switch goddess and you can find me on the master matrix dot com.
I’m also on. Blue Sky at the master matrix dot B.S. K.Y. dot social as well as X at the that’s to ease divine me. And that’s all you know.
Well, a little bit of what you need to know about the divine entity that is me. And something else about Michelle that I’m going to throw in there, too, because, well, I’m shameless and I’m going to do some self-promoting for both of us. We’re also offering two mistress calls with me and Michelle.
So jump on that sometime. Oh, yes. We are your witching hour duo.
We will. Like, seriously, stop saying things that are just so open to wild a window. Jump on that sometime.
Girl. Oh, yeah. They leave the door wide open.
Like, how about you, Miss Viola? Oh, I’m sorry. Duck. You ever see Scrooge McDuck and how he dives into the pool of coins? Yes.
Coins. And I am diving in face first. I will jump on that.
That’s right. And now, goddess Viola, tell us a little bit about you. I am goddess Viola.
You can find me on X or Twitter, whatever you want to call it. Goddess Viola. I am definitely a dumb and unnatural blonde all the way.
So. Everywhere. Everywhere.
Does the curtain match the drapes? Yes, the carpet matches the drapes. Very nice. All right.
Well, tonight, we’re going to start by diving into. What it is. To be a slut.
I know there’s a bunch of our listeners who know exactly what it means to be a slut. Slut pride. My loves embrace it.
Yes. Yes. I heard a slut was a woman with the morals of a man.
You know, that’s probably, that’s probably very true. Well, you do know what they say. Don’t be a player hater, be a player participator.
There you go. And masturbator. Exactly.
Unfortunately, made a blunder. And did not copy. The.
Slides individually. Yeah, I did. Hang on just a second.
I’m working on it guys. Sorry. Don’t you be sorry at all.
I was talking. I was actually saying sorry to the mistresses. The rest of them.
I don’t care. Give me just a second here. And Becky, if you want, I know you’re really good at gab.
Go ahead and fill in for me. Oh, I am very good at gab. I am very good at gab.
Okay. So you guys listen. Here’s my deal.
I told you guys that I had a pet duck. My pet duck has run away. Don’t know where he’s going.
He is gone. So now I’ve decided I’m going to get some pet rats. What do you think? Feedback.
Rats. There. So listen, I read up on rats.
Rats are actually. They call them. They call them like little tiny dogs.
Super affectionate, super playful. Rats are amazing. Yes.
Tiny little dogs. They’re super sweet. And they’re like super clean.
They groom themselves like cats. Yeah. I’m down for it.
I had pet rats and they were very sweet and they were teaching them tricks. You can clicker train a rat, but I will warn you. They only live for like two or three years.
I know. What’s the worst? I was like, I, I can’t do that. That’s too short.
Like anytime you get a pet, you’re investing into a small catastrophes. What’s your weight? I know. I know.
I have a friend who was like, this is going to end badly. And I was like, listen, this is life. It all ends badly.
The whole thing. Spoiler alert. Right.
Yes. My oldest dog, she is 18. So, and she’s starting to show it.
She’s showing it really bad. So I’m like, oh, but 18 is so much different from two. You know? Oh, yeah.
Not to be a downer or anything. No, I know. They don’t live very long.
But I would love them the whole time. Yes. Prisoner is asking, is the oldest dog the one that the cat bullies all the time? No.
The cats leave her alone. They’re like, oh, she’s old. And she’s a rat terrier.
So back in her heyday, she’d be like, oh, a cat? Chase it. No. They bully the youngest dog.
Because they’re assholes. A rat with a rat terrier, though. Yeah, that’s a recipe for a disaster.
She saw a friend had a hamster, and they put the hamster in a hamster ball and put it on the floor. And I was like, we have to leave now. Because my poor dog is about to lose her fucking mind.
In a bad way. In a very bad way. The instincts are real.
Oh, yeah. My parents have a rat terrier. And it will catch a rat, throw it up in the air, and jump up and leap into the air at 13 years old, snap its neck.
Yeah. Oh, my. They just go.
They go. Like, there’s no thought. Which is how a lot of people wind up getting bit.
So if you have a pet rat and a pet rat terrier, and the rat terrier, their instincts get triggered, and then you touch the dog, you’re going to get bit. And they can’t help it. It’s just going to happen.
That’s why I always laugh at when anytime somebody is like, oh, pit bulls are so vicious. Yeah, right. That thing’s a fucking couch hippo.
Yeah. No. Yeah.
Get a small dog. You know, I saw a thing the other day, and it cracked me up. They had these, those animal control guys, and they went up to a Doberman, just grabbed it and put it in the thing.
And then there was a chihuahua, and they had to get the extended leash thing. Yes. On the pole.
It was hilarious. I’m like, oh, my God, that’s so right. Because chihuahuas are mean.
They are. I’ll tell you what, if they were in the body of like a Rottweiler, holy crap, they would be demons. Right? They’d be fucked.
Oh, my God. Hillbogs. It’s the size complex.
You know, the smaller they are, the bigger they got to act. Yeah. They’re Napoleons.
They are. They really are. Twins.
All right. We’re ready to start. We’re ready to start.
Tonight, we’re going to be talking about sluts, demystified, terms and confessions. And we’re going to start off by defining what a slut is. And I’ll go ahead and take that one.
I just put it in our chat so everybody can follow along. And here we go. A slut is defined.
A slut is a derogatory or insulting term that primarily refers to a woman perceived as sexually promiscuous. Originally meaning a dirty, slovenly woman, the term evolved to carry heavy negative connotations linked to perceived loose sexual morals. While the word is still predominantly used to insult women, attempts have been made to reclaim it.
As in slut walk parades where it is sometimes embraced as a symbol of empowerment and control over one’s sexuality. I completely agree with that. I’m a big fan.
Like reclaim that word so that it can’t be used to hurt you. Kind of like we did with bitch. Hell yeah.
I’m a bitch and I’m a slut. And I’m proud of it. Fuck anybody who tries to use that.
I’m a nasty woman. Hell yeah. I’m a bitchy slut.
So there. Hell yes. Yes.
That’s right. Yeah. And the next thing we’re going to discuss are the four levels of being a slut.
And that is defined by. Did somebody just say a turbo slut? I’m sorry. I love that.
It’s one of the levels. I wish that was one of the terms. I wish it really was.
Oh, hey. I see Cassandra and BT Sissy have both joined us in the chat room. Hi, guys.
Oh, hello. If you’re new to discord, you’re new to chatting and discord. You can locate the chat like the text chat for the audience.
The upper right corner. There should be a little speech bubble. Click on that.
Opens it right up. Come talk with us. Well, Miss Harper, would you like to take the first slide? The level one.
Level one. A level one slut. The sexually liberated woman.
Hell, yes. Technically, she’s not a slut. According to this.
She is a woman who gets stereotyped as a slut simply because she likes to fuck around. This woman typically has no boyfriend or a boyfriend who doesn’t care that she fucks other men. Cock.
I simply goes out looking to get laid. She doesn’t feel that she should have to settle down. And she thinks it’s unfair that other women degrade her for this.
And also, she is a woman who has the morals of a man. So, yes. Yep.
Slutty. I want to point one thing out. I want to point one thing out.
Not only does the definition of a slut relating to women, but then it goes as far to say that they think it’s unfair that other women degrade her for this. Like, men don’t degrade women for being sluts. Right? Right.
Naughty. Naughty, naughty. I think that slut nowadays can be very gender neutral.
I can’t tell you how many times I get a guy on the phone and I’m like, you’re a dirty little cock slut, aren’t you? And, you know, they like it. I like it. Slut is gender neutral.
It is. Part of the reclaiming. From the ethical slut.
So, for me, it has always been gender neutral since I started kind of removing myself from those patriarchal gender norms. Well, Miss Michelle, do you want to take on the garden variety slut level two? Yes, it’d be my pleasure. Level two, the garden variety slut.
Much like the sexually liberated woman, this slut has no boyfriend. She does, however, and for whatever reason, feel she needs to lead men on. She fucks several different men at one time while tricking the men she fucks into thinking that they are pursuing a relationship.
Which is to say that every one of the suckers she fucks happens to think that they’re the slut’s soon-to-be boyfriend. Ew. She also loves seeing men fight over her.
So scandalous. Which may be, at least in part, the motivation for her leading poor bastards on. I don’t know if this is real, but I like this person.
I like this level of slut. She’s so scandalous. I love the drama.
The tea would be delicious. Right? Why are you insulting me? Creeping hot. Yes.
Give me the garden variety slut. I want to be her friend. I thought we already were.
Oh, this is me? Oh, I love it. Tear me apart. Yes.
Miss Becky, will you take on the cheating slut? I thought for sure I was going to be a level four slut, but okay. The cheating slut. No, I’m just playing.
I’m just playing. A little pun. Level three.
The cheating slut. Cheating sluts come in three different categories. There are those who simply cheat on a boyfriend that they’ve had for a few months and then tell him, no big deal.
Right? Gaslighting. That’s right. Go.
Those who cheat on a guy they’ve dated for a few months never tell him and force him to find out from his friends a slightly bigger deal. Because these sluts lack honesty. And then there are the worst kind.
The sluts that fuck them around on a man that have been, they’ve been with for years and never tell him about it. But, you know, usually when that happens, it’s because the guy just can’t perform. Just saying.
Kind of brought it on himself, right? Yeah, he does. Work on those math skills, homie. It’ll help you out.
That’s right. And get really good at driving. Yeah.
Yeah. And make sure you can use your hand. Yes.
Miss Viola, would you like to take the level four money grubber? Sure. I would love to. Okay.
As soon as I find it. Hang on just a second. I am posting it right now in the chat.
There we go. I have a feeling I’m going to feel a special closeness to the money grubber. I’m not going to say yes or no.
The money grubbing slut. The saddest thing about the money grubbing slut is that she really does like or even love her boyfriend. Oh, no, I don’t.
She simply expects more from her man in terms of monetary consideration. Yes, I do. She doesn’t make her own money and can’t live off her boyfriend’s petty McDonald’s wages.
I would not date a McDonald’s boy. So she seeks men who will take her to nice places and buy her shiny objects like my shoes. This is the worst kind of whore because she’s pissing on love and respect.
All in the name of a few dollars. I would go with a few dollars. Because it’s not a few dollars.
I’m sorry guys, but if I’m going to be a money grubbing little slut, it’s not going to be for a few dollars. Girl being expensive. Bitch better get my money.
Right. It’s all about Benjamins. I mean, how I fucked a guy and I made him give me a truck.
Wow. I did it wrong. I just got a truck and I didn’t fuck a guy to get it.
Damn. I think that’s more than a few dollars. Yes.
Prisoner said, why do women like shoes so much? Miss Michelle, you have to say that out loud. How did you respond? Oh, I said because we want to look cute when we crush dicks beneath our feet. Oh, that’s right.
Yes. And it’s not like I have a lot of shoes. I only have like 50 pair.
I am working towards the Amelda Marcos shoe collection. That’s what I want. That’s when you actually achieve shoe stardom as a woman.
Revolving racks of shoes. Yes. I want to have to have a rental property that does nothing but house my shoes.
And yes, I want a guy to pay for that too. All I can see is that. Go ahead.
Girl. All these definitions of a slut. They all are related back to like a relationship, usually with a man.
And I just want to, I just want to pop forth with my, you know, gender affirming, non-monogamous positivity. And say, you can be a slut and fuck women too. Girls and guys.
Guys can be a slut. Girls can be a slut. Non-binary people can be sluts.
And it doesn’t matter about a relationship or whether or not you’re in like a traditional gross cishet relationship. Or a cishet passing relationship. You can still be a slut.
I mean, I guess if you’re still in one of those relationships, you can be a slut too. But come on, let’s embrace the wide array of slut out there. And it’s funny you say that.
Because our next little segment is confessions of a sissy slut. Yes. Yes.
Proof. Proof that slut is just the domain of cishet women. Come on.
Slut pride. So I’m going to start it off by Roberta’s confession. My wife turned me into a sissy.
I’m 23. Been on female hormones for about a year now. I have a nice set of 36 deep breasts and curvy body just like a girl.
She is having a few black guys come over tonight and train me. I can’t wait. Sissy Roberta.
Okay. Hey. Sissy Roberta’s going to be a slut.
Good night, Patty the sissy. Ms. Harper, will you take Sammy? Put it in the chat. Oh, yes.
Sorry. I’m working that way. On my part.
I would absolutely take Sammy. Where’s Sammy at? There she is. There we go.
Oh, there it goes. Took a minute. All right.
Sammy. Sweet little Sammy said I’m secretly a sissy slut to all my friends. My girlfriend gets me sissified and takes me to her friend’s house and lets all her big dick men fuck my sissy hole relentlessly while she makes fun of my sissy clitty.
That’s what she calls my little dick. Go for it, Sammy. Bend over and take it.
If that’s what you want, girl, go get it. I love Sammy. That’s right.
Gotta love Sammy. All right. Ms. Becky, will you take Bambi? Bambi.
Oh, I love that name. I am a sissy and I have probably sucked 20 miles of cock. Is there a reason that you asked me to read this, Krista? What I told you was incompetence.
All right. I’m going to start again. I am a sissy and probably have sucked 20 miles of cock so far while dressed up like a slut.
Bambi. Bambi sounds fun. She does.
Got us Luna in the house. Hey, Ms. Luna. Hi, Luna.
Why don’t you tell us a little bit about you, Luna, while you’re here? Because we’re in the room. Yeah, she’s still coming in. Oh, is she? Yeah, she is.
She’s in. All right. Why don’t you tell us a little bit about you, Ms. Luna? What about me? I just came in to see what you guys have been up to.
We’re talking about sluts. We are. My favorite topic of mine, for sure.
Oh, good. Do you have a blog yet, Ms. Luna? Not yet. I’m waiting for it still.
Okay. Do you know what it’s going to be? Honestly, I picked it up like a month ago, and I’m still waiting, so I totally forgot what the name of my blog was about to be. I picked it up in June, and I’m still waiting for it.
All right. Well, guys. Where can we find you? Definitely give Ms. Luna an opportunity, because she is a lot of fun.
Tell us your socials. Yes. I’m on in Tantrex.
Luna. I feel like it’s Luna something, but I can’t think of what it is right now. Sorry, I didn’t expect to talk.
I was just coming into the spot. That’s what happened. I got you in there.
I want to hear from you. You can definitely find me on in Tantrex, at Mistress Luna. And I think I’m on Twitter as LDW Luna.
Excellent. I need to start following you, because I don’t think I’m following you. I’m following you on Twitter and on Blue Sky, because I’m obsessed with all of you girls.
I love that. Am I following you? No, I got to check. I think so.
I’ve tried to follow everybody on Twitter and in Tantrex. Good. Well, now that I’ve got you in here and you wasn’t going to talk.
Well, we’re segueing now into confessions of the mistresses being sluts. Do you have a story or a confession you can share? Yes, I came in on an interesting time. Confession of what exactly? Of being a slut.
Something that you have done that would label you as a slut. I’ve been a self-proclaimed slut since forever. Well, I guess a self-proclaimed confession is that I lost my virginity in a threesome.
Like, at my 18th birthday. That was pretty interesting. No, girl.
I’m telling you. She goes for the gold right out the gate. That’s the first thing that came up.
Confession of whore things. Which kind of threesome? Was it a devil’s three-way? I wish. No, it was me and it was my friend since I was younger.
Ah. I love the devil’s three-way. I was like, her birthday was a few weeks before mine.
And then we were hanging out for her birthday. And things happened. And I ended up losing my virginity in a threesome.
And that was fun. I mean, it was kind of fun. It was more fun being with her than the guy, to be honest.
Usually is. Yeah. To be honest, that guy had a small dick.
And at the time frame, I didn’t even have seen too many dicks. But I remember talking to her the next day. And I was like, your boyfriend, he has like, I don’t know how to say this.
But is he small? And she’s like, yeah, I mean, he does the job. And I was like, okay, I guess. There’s a question in the chat.
Do you prefer lesbian sex, Luna? Oh, definitely. I’m extremely gay as hell. Outstanding.
You’ll get along just fine in here. I definitely enjoy the touch or the body of a gorgeous woman. I actually wish that more men were into cucking with women than men.
Oh, yes. Definitely. They should be.
I would rather cuck with a beautiful goddess. Truth be told, yes. Yes.
I have to agree with her. I have to agree. You can’t go wrong with soft skin, pretty titties, and all the rest.
Definitely. How about you, Miss Harper? Do you have a slut confession? So I grew up kind of in the south. Which you can only tell if you piss me off.
Because then the accent comes out. But I grew up Southern Baptist and extremely sheltered. So I go off to college and immediately discover that it’s possible.
I knew guys could be gay, but I didn’t know girls could be gay. Extremely sheltered. I know.
This is shocking. So I go off to college. I join every club that I can possibly join, including the LGB Alliance.
And I’m like, okay, I can be an ally. Sure. What’s that mean? Followed by, wait, girls can do what? And I may have lost my lesbian virginity that very night.
Repeatedly. So, yeah. I was very sheltered.
And then all of a sudden I was not sheltered at all. Well, I can completely relate to the growing up south and being sheltered. Kind of.
I was sheltered for a while. Then I figured it out. How about you, Miss Becky? I know you’re just dying.
Oh, you know it. Okay. So I know a lot of you guys know that I used to be a stripper.
And listen, I played really, really good when I was in the club. I did not mix business and pleasure. Save for one fateful evening.
I was quite juiced up. And a handsome and distinguished man came in. Or at least in my inebriated state.
That was how I perceived him. And I let myself get finger banged right there at the bar. For free, even.
Oh, my. Talk about being slutty. Damn.
You know you wanted it if you didn’t even charge. Fuck yes, go Becky. That must have been some good finger banging.
How about you, Michelle? Do you have a good slutty story? Actually, yes, I do. Let’s see. Like cusp of adulthood.
I met this guy through job training. He ended up quitting. And we’ve kept in touch.
He had some. Misgivings, I don’t want to say misgivings about his sexuality. He was bi and he just wasn’t admitting it.
And there was like a specific guy that he was like in love with. I ended up meeting this guy. It was his best friend.
I knew that they were both kind of into each other. But they also were very, had a lot of internalized like homophobia. I was like 19 at the time, so I didn’t have this verbiage.
But that’s what it was. I started hooking up with both of them. And they both seemed to really enjoy it.
If one of them had had sex with me before. And then the other one got to get into me after. And I just absolutely loved it.
Kind of being passed back and forth like that. And this went on for like, man, it started in the summer. And it ended or kind of tapered out like in winter.
Because they finally just like both. Because they were trying to keep it a secret. That they were both hooking up with me.
But it was like kind of obvious. Come on, we all hung around each other like really often. So they knew.
They each knew. But they thought the other one didn’t know. It was really messy.
It was really dramatic. But basically they ended up kind of tapering off and getting with each other, last that I heard. But that was my buddy town.
I got to be a nice floppy hinge between these two fellas. And it was a fun time. Ms. Viola.
I know you’re dying to tell your story. Oh, only one. I don’t even know which one.
My whole life. That’s the challenging part. Which one do I tell? Yeah, you know, there’s the choices.
I mean, if you want the first threesome that I had with a girl and another guy. With a guy. That was when I got kicked out of a bar one too many times.
And the bartender really wanted to fuck me. Or it could be the two guys that I picked up on the street. Or it could be just about anything, including the bowling alley.
And we can pick one. I have a different fuck buddy for every day of the week. And yes, they do all know about each other.
So which one do you want? Details. Yes. Just pick one and give us details.
Okay. I’ll do the nine inch dick bartender. Ooh, nice.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. He actually had a shirt that said NID instead of NIN for nine inch nails.
And I said, nine inch stick underneath. Not allowed in the bar. And I kept going in.
Well, of course. Kicking me out. In and out.
Yeah. Get throw me over his shoulder and carry me out. And his wife and I were friends and she really wanted to fuck me.
And he wanted to fuck me. And so we came up with a deal that if he let me in the bar. And they paid for my drinks all night, I would have a threesome with them.
But I wanted to measure his dick to find out if he really did have a nine inch dick. Did he? He did. And I measured it at the bar.
He got. Nice girl. Put him on.
Down to his back. Good. You should always double check.
If a guy says he’s got a big dick, you have to verify. Did you guys see what prisoners had? Did you guys see what prisoners said in the chat? He said, was it really nine inches? Or rounded down to 5.3? Nope. How many times has that really happened? Right.
Well, as soon as she said he wore the nine inch, nine inch dick T-shirt. I was like, oh, there’s so many people that I know. Just false advertisement.
False. Yes. I told him there was no way he was fucking me.
If he did not have that nine inch dick. He had it. You know how that story ended? Because he has obviously had a nine inch dick.
Yeah, but fucking his wife was a lot more fun. It always is. It always is.
Women rule and men drool. I just kind of feel like if it’s like bi dudes or some level of queer guy, they’re probably going to be really good too. But that’s just, that’s just me.
That’s personal experience. That’s anecdotal evidence. Right there.
It was fun on many levels. I mean, he was tall. He’s over six feet.
She was only four foot 11. Oh, nice. Little.
Yeah. I would love to watch that. Well, I also have a slut story.
And mine, well, I was a dirty slut. I had a girlfriend when I was in college. And we would go to a bar that was not exactly a gay bar, but it had quite a few bisexual people in it.
And she and I picked up two bisexual men. And proceeded to have all kinds of fun. Well, that was the night that I was introduced to being DP’d.
So nice, isn’t it? And I have to say, I’ve done it with other men. Ladies, do not pick two straight men to get DP’d with. Dude, no.
They’re usually so homophobic about it today. They’re so afraid of their dicks touching or something. Yeah, crying about the balls touching, yeah.
Yes, but a couple of bisexual men, they will fuck the shit out of you. Yes, they will. Oh, my God.
Will they ever just tear it up? And I loved it. And then I got to watch her. Can you always check to see if you’re okay? I love that too.
Oh, yeah. And then I got to watch her do the same thing. Lucky Christa.
So, yeah, it was a lot of fun. As a woman, I love fucking bisexual men. It’s great.
Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. You’ve got to have a bisexual man if you’re going to do it.
And bisexual men do exist. I actually prefer, if I’m going to have a man in my life, I want him to be bisexual so I can have more fun. There you go.
Just me. Exactly. I don’t see how more people aren’t bisexual, quite frankly.
Like, you just double your options. Like, statistically, it doesn’t make sense. Yeah.
It’s a spectrum. You just fall somewhere in there. You know? They’re not bookends.
You guys should really tune into more school. Harper covers this a lot. I was a bookend.
Yeah, you were. Yes. Or, yes.
But anyway. All right. Well, does anybody have anything else they would like to share as far as the topic of sluts? The one thing that we didn’t discuss that I kind of think that we might want to touch on just for a second is the act of slut shaming.
I hate that. Shame is such bullshit. Yeah, don’t shame a woman or even a guy or a sissy.
They’re just exploring sexual avenues. Yes. And how hateful that you have to be.
Like, not even hateful. Just exposing yourself is like jealous and insecure that you’re judging other people for having a good time. A good time that doesn’t hurt you.
And a good time that everybody involved consented to. Have you guys heard of the slut walk? Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt. Oh, no.
No, go ahead. Have you guys heard of the slut walk? Oh, it’s so great. Yeah, I love the slut walk.
So I was doing a little study in how it came to be. And I guess the slut walk started because a policeman went to a college campus talking about rape. And as he was giving his speech, he was like, and women also can’t dress like sluts either.
And the student body was like, the fuck? What did he just say? And yeah, I’m pretty sure he got fired. And the first slut walk happened right after that. And now I think they’re like transnational.
I think there’s slut walks everywhere. Wonderful. I have a theory on sluts.
You’re either a slut and enjoy sex regardless, or you’re a prude and can’t get laid. That’s just my feeling. I love that.
It’s true, though. I agree. Like most people, like if you’re confident and secure in yourself, you’re not worried about what other people are doing.
That’s right. You’re trying to figure out how to get that for yourself and congratulating the whole time. I agree 100%.
All right. Does anybody have any announcements for this week? We have Tuesdays. Every Tuesday for the entire month of September.
If you want to kind of get into it with more than one mistress here on Femdom Fridays, that two mistress Tuesday would be your best bet. I believe you get $20 off of a 10, 20 minute or longer session with two mistresses. On Tuesdays all through September.
So hit up me and Krista. If you see us on at the same time. Or any of the Femdom Friday mistress.
For that matter. Exactly. Let us show us.
Let us show you how to be a good slut. That’s right. I have an announcement.
Next week we have. Miss Bianca’s very first mistress hot seat. And if you have not submitted a question to her, I’m going to throw the link right in the chat right now.
And that is for the mistress hot seat question. For you to go ahead and ask miss Bianca. What is Miss Bianca all about herself? And she will answer.
Almost anything. And don’t take it easy on her just because she’s new. That’s the ones that you really give good questions to.
Right. Trial by fire. That’s what mistress hot seats are all about.
Yes. Roast her buns. Does anybody else have any announcements? I love that.
The hot seat is a right of passage. I like it. It’s like Femdom Friday hazing.
Pretty much. Yeah. Well, I do also have an announcement.
Starting in October. I will have my very own podcast. It will be on Saturday nights at 99 PM Eastern.
Come join me and see what it’s all about. Yes. After party with Krista guys.
That’s right. Kinks and drinks. So you can pretty much guess what it’s going to be about.
Whatever the hell I want it to be. I think I’m back. Am I back? Okay.
Holy hell. Computers are annoying. That’s my announcement.
You survived. That’s the announcement. That’s the whole announcement.
I am. I exist. I have nothing.
I got nothing. Talk to me. Okay.
I’m back. Go ahead. Yes.
Prisoner. I will have topics from time to time and it’ll be. Kind of a free for all type of show.
Just depending on what we have going on. I will also. Like input from the audience members and see what they want to talk about.
But I will have a signature drink. Just like I do here every Saturday. Is your new podcast an excuse to get drunk on the air? Me.
Confirm or deny that allegation. Life is short. Have fun.
Get drunk. That’s right. That’s a good point.
Did you say in the, in the chat for people to join the Enchantrix perks program? Just go to Enchantrix perks.com. And sign up for our reward program. You can get free calls. You can get store credit.
For, you know, the same calls that you’re already getting. Right. The same great phone sex.
So definitely check that out. Thank you. And Tina, the answer to your question is.
When I was in college, after I did my short stint with the. Doing the stripping. I ended up becoming a bartender.
And well, I was also in the air force, which. Kind of promotes drinking. And I like all the different ways that I can make a drink.
So. And all the different drinks that there are available. So that’s how I end up.
Where I’m at with the cocktails. Now. Thank you to all you in the audience.
Thank you all you mistresses. Thanks for listening to femdom Fridays. You can find us live every Saturday at 9. PM.
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Take advantage. Yeah. Krista.
Prisoner said, let came here. Yeah. Hey, Marie, know about your podcast.
She has seen. Hey, Marie. We just didn’t have a at that point.
I mean, I didn’t have a start date. Now I do. It’s going to be.
My first. Podcast will be the 1st, Saturday of October. So very cool.
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