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The Ins and Outs of Anal with Ms. Becky
I’m going to. Excellent, we got Craig in here. We got Addie.
Hi Gigi. You cannot stroke with your brush. You cannot stroke with your frosh.
You cannot stroke with your mush. And you can’t stroke with your green eggs. He said dang, dang.
Well, welcome to Femdom Fridays. Let me one second. Let me pull up our little run of show.
You can find us live every Friday at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on the Enchantix Empire Discord server, but you must be 18 or older to join our server. You can listen to the replay every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform once we start loading up our podcast. So that’ll be happening very soon.
And then while we’re here, let’s go ahead and say a hello to Miss Harper. Did you hear Harper Krista? Oh, can people hear me? Oh, I heard Harper. Can anyone hear me? I can.
Okay, good. Okay. You guys can’t hear me.
I can hear you now. I’m going to set fire to my computer just so that everybody knows. Is that bitch Mercury? It really is.
I tell you I’m on site. I know I’m on site with her. I have beef with a planet.
Fuck that thing. I’m Harper. I have a podcast, Whore School.
It’s live sex education for grown people. Sundays at 11 to midnight on the East Coast, 8 to 9 on the West Coast. Figure it out.
I also have a blog, fetishfonsexblog.com. There. Hopefully you heard me. We did.
And what about Miss Krista? Hi, I am Miss Krista and I have a blog, fetishfonsex… something. What is it? Fetishfonsexblog.com. That’s it. That was awesome.
Fetishfonsex something. Yeah, it’s something. But no.
Fetishfonsexblog.com and new art going up every time I put on a new blog, which there should be a new blog next week. I think I’m going to do part two of the cuck. So look forward to that.
Look forward to that. And also I am your resident mixologist for tonight. The name of the drink is called Kentucky Log Jammer or Splitter.
Kentucky Log Splitter. And I’ll post it in the room. You’ll never guess why it’s called that.
Do I smell a euphemism? It is. And what about Miss Michelle? Hello and good evening, everyone. I am the delightful and melodic Goddess Michelle.
You can find me here on Femdom Fridays just about every week. Or if you’re interested in becoming a little more obsessed with me, you can check out my website, themasterbatrix.com. I would love to see any and all of you over there. Very nice.
Sorry, I just got sidetracked by the meme that Miss Krista just threw down there of the Kentucky log splitting. It’s a redneck. Definitely fucking a tree.
Yeah. He’s splitting that log. I used to go to a clothing optional event in Texas and the number of people we’d warn them, don’t go into those woods because, you know, it’s just not safe over there.
You shouldn’t be running around naked or trying to have sex in this particular part of the forest. And the sheer volume of people who then later on would turn up with poison ivy on their penis. So that’s the only thing I can think of with that image is, oh, he’s going to get a tick.
Oh, my goodness. That is so funny. And I am Miss Becky.
You can find me at intelligentphonesexcalls.com. You can find Kinkology, the psychology of kink on cockradio.com. We’re also on all your streaming platforms. And I’m going to go ahead and throw out a little hint about what we’re going to be talking about tonight. Just like a little subtle hint about what our topic is.
Of course, it’s not loading. So my suspenseful entrance is… Are you harpering us? I am. I’m harpering you guys.
You guys, everybody, we decided that we’re calling. Anytime we edge somebody, we’re going to call it a harper. Everybody in front of the sissy pageant knows why.
Damn, it’s still loading. Too true, right? Patty knows. Patty knows why we call it harpering.
So, yes. Hey, there it is. There it is.
That’s right. So I’ve got some fun statistics for us to discuss and then some fun testimonials. So let’s go ahead and jump right in.
Give me one second. And while I grab this, don’t forget, we are still celebrating our anniversary. So if you want to be entered to win the grand prize, you have to be here for four out of the five weeks, including the 29th.
And let’s have Miss Harper, when my image eventually loads, you know, five to ten minutes from now. Can you read it? Maybe. At this point, who knows? At this point, technology has just beaten me this way, you guys.
I was telling all the girls beforehand, my phone broke. And when I say my phone broke, it is, I can’t even get my dad from it. It is broken.
So that’s what my week’s been looking like. Oh, look, we’re so close. So close.
There it is. Yay. See, I was thinking I would just cheat and go to the actual link.
Yeah, you could do that. Because I’m smart that way. The International Society for Sexual Medicine found that previous research suggests that approximately 36 percent of heterosexual women and 44 percent of heterosexual men have engaged in anal sex in their lifetime with higher prevalence rates for members of the LGBTQ plus community.
Because we can’t. Yes, we are. We kinky and a little bit perverted.
Oh my gosh, we got Miss Stephanie here. Hello, hello. I just started to speak.
And we got Kitty. We’ve got a lot of more people in the audience. So once again, I want to say hello to Gigi, my little rabbit, to Prisoner, Addie.
Hello, Patty, the sissy, Sitting Bull, who I spoke with earlier this week. Hi, Will. Nacho Taylor, get your fucking hands off.
Kitty, hello. David, hello. Demi owns me.
And Lotus Eye, I love your avatar. Oh, look, it’s almost loaded. Yay.
Why don’t you take it, Miss Krista? All right. They then surveyed 498 cisgendered women and 466 cisgendered men were surveyed regarding receptive anal intercourse where a body part or toy is inserted inside the rectum. Here is what they found.
Thirty three percent of women engaged in R.A.I. compared to 23 percent of men. Prevalence rates among the LGBTQ plus community were a bit higher with gay women at 40 percent, bisexual men at 78 percent and gay men at 39 percent, with heterosexual men sitting prudishly at 17 percent. Boo! Women 40 to 59 were more likely to have engaged in receptive anal and older men of age 59 plus were less likely to.
Well, see, we just need to track down all these old men and be like, all right, it’s time. You haven’t explored it by now. I mean, you’re you are a late bloomer and we’re going to bloom.
Yes, it’s time to ride the bicycle backwards. Yeah, Cindy, but we are actually going to be discussing that because I found that really surprising. I also found it really surprising that lesbians seemed more likely to have anal sex than gay men.
Like that blew my mind. So we’re going to talk about that in a second. But why do we think women are so much more likely to have anal sex than men, especially considering like their prostate is located in their anus.
It’s the only place it can be reached. Why are men resisting the of anal porn? I was going to say internalized homophobia, probably associating that non internalized. There you go.
Maybe if we took it internally, they wouldn’t be that. Yeah, exactly. Exactly like men really have.
Oh, go ahead, Harper. I was going to say a lot of porn is aimed at like men who. I mean, men are the ones who are watching it, men are the ones who are consuming it.
And so they’re kind of accepting the notion that the be all and end all of really hot, dirty, kinky, slutty porn is to stick it in some girls. But, you know, I think what needs to happen is all the men that want to put it in a woman’s butt. Not a problem, but first you have to take it in the butt first.
Which they should fucking want to. Like, honestly, I got some I got some statistics for you a little bit later on that are very interesting. Oh, yeah.
I love statistics. Hit me with those numbers, baby. That’s right.
The other thing I’m going to say about, you know, the men not necessarily doing that or anal, I was going to say that I think that a lot of it also is because like maybe they don’t want to be perceived as the receptive partner. Maybe that vulnerability is terrifying for them. Just a thought.
I like that, like even being the receptive partner at all, because men are very used to being the giving part or not the receiving partner. I like that, too. And I do think that there’s a lot of men that are just afraid that anything to do with butts is gay, which is crazy to me because gay people also have oral sex and we don’t label oral sex as like a gay action.
You know, like it’s just it’s a weird dynamic that we’ve got going on. Speaking of gay sex, so I was really shocked to find, at least in that one statistic, that lesbians were more likely to have anal sex than gay men. And does anyone want to take a stab on why that may be? I will.
I’m thinking that it has something to do with like destroying those gender roles in those things, like just kind of getting rid of that in your partnership, same sex partnerships or same sex interactions. You just don’t want to take it there with that dynamic. So everybody just kind of experiments with the back door, because I mean, there’s lots of nerve endings back there.
And with it being so close to another area that’s packed with nerve endings, it just seems kind of like a waste not to play with that. Right. I think women are just more adventurous than men when it comes to sex.
Yeah. Especially with another woman. Yeah, there were a whole lot of hang-ups.
A lot of hang-ups men have. Poor things. There were two reasons that I kind of honed in on.
The first one was because they’ve got the defined roles of tops and bottoms. Right. So a lot of times in the gay community, there might be somebody who does not engage in receptive anal sex at all.
Like that’s just not their position. But I really did. I decided to go and look and see why that might be.
And I found out that researchers from Indiana University, George Mason University, and Online Buddies polled more than 24,700 gay and bisexual men aged 18 to 87 to ask them about this very issue. And they found that only 35.5% of gay men and 33.8% of bisexual men engaged in anal for their last sexual act because 75% of them and then 73.4% of bisexual men were engaging in oral sex instead. So part of it is the oral is just so probably a little bit more convenient, less labor-intensive, less cleanup-intensive.
It’s just really popular. Fast, easy, clean. Yes.
I mean, if you swallow. No cleanup on aisle two. All that good stuff.
That’s so true. And hey, I want to say hi to Ms. Stephanie. Hi, Ms. Stephanie.
Hi, Ms. Stephanie. She’s on mute. Girl.
That’s okay. We’re just happy she’s here. We are.
We are. And then why do we think that older women are more likely to have anal than older women? Wait. I found the unmute button.
Hi, ladies. Glad to be here. I’m going to stay muted.
I just came to play for a little bit. Had some Nerd Gummy clusters. Had some screwdriver.
So I’m just here to observe. Yes. Get it.
Get it. Hi. Just here to play or listen.
We are happy to have you. Oh, you’re most welcome. Glad to be here.
And hey, while you’re not here, why don’t you tell us your blog real quick? Thankyouphonesexcalls.com. I love your blog. Yes. Yes, I do.
Thank you so much. I think I read a blog of yours recently that was talking about some kinky conversation. Well, I think so.
I like to feel like a safe place for people that can’t talk about whatever’s on their mind around the water cooler at work. And so it’s not always about, oh, put it in there and do that and do this. It’s about this is what’s going on in my life and I need to get it off my chest.
It’s up. I loved your blog post about that, making people feel safe. Thankyouphonesexcalls.com. Absolutely.
Thank you for for writing that. It was spectacular. Oh, thank you.
I appreciate the compliment. OK, I’m going to mute and drink my coffee. Enjoy.
So I’m still loading up that slide, but I’m going to get started on it because I want to. Origin, an online medical resource had this to say in their article entitled Let’s talk about anal sex, who’s doing it and why. So they found in their meta analysis of medical literature that twenty eight point four percent of women enjoyed their first experience of anal and that out of those twenty eight point four percent, sixty two point three percent continued having anal after their first experience.
Forty three point percent of women enjoy anal outer course, which I fucking love. I love anal outer course. My my respiratory configuration is my usually my Nora Rabbit in my pussy and then two vibrating eggs right on the outside of my cute little bowl.
And it’s just it’s oh, it’s so good. And then thirty four point six enjoy penetration with a finger, a dick or a sex toy. And or how about all three at the same time? Yeah.
Honestly, outer course is just the best. It really is. And fingering, fingering, anal fingering and vaginal fingering, both of them so, so tragically underutilized and underappreciated.
I always tell people when they’re like, oh, I’ve got a little dick. I could never please a woman. Like you got lips.
There you go. That’s right. I always tell them I always tell them when they say that.
Well, with that attitude, there’s no way you’re ever going to please a woman. Right. Be adventurous.
He’s fucking pussy. What the shit? Come on. Yeah, don’t be scared.
They are scared, though. They are big, scary cats. Miss Michelle, do you want to read the next slide? I would love to.
Origin also examined the yummy reasons that women enjoy women, that women enjoy anal did so because. The unique sensation is pleasurable, 38.9 percent. Orgasms feel more intense, 27.6 percent.
I would be in that. It feels profoundly intimate and emotional, 18.2 percent. The pleasure feels fuller compared to other types of sexual pleasure, 12.5 percent.
Agree with that. The taboo associated with it is thrilling, 11.6 percent. And they can achieve an orgasm from anal touch or stimulation alone, 9.2 percent.
I’m in that one too. Totally understand these reasonings because I definitely vibe with that. I never come harder than when I have anal stimulation involved.
Yeah, I find that my orgasms are way more intense with anal and quicker too. But I also don’t do a whole lot of, you know, intercourse, not intercourse, but penetration a whole lot. But that’s the one that’ll get me there every single time.
Beyond a shadow of a doubt. Yes, there’s actually something on that. Actually, it’s the next slide.
Why don’t you take it, Ms. Hunter, who joined us. Ms. Hunter, you’re on mute. Oh, there she is.
All right. So I was like, let me leave and come back and see if it’ll fix it. Who the fuck knows? Fucking Mercury.
I’m telling you. I’m over here just wondering, am I the only one that can’t hear anything? Uncomfortable silences? Sitting Bull asked a question that I think is well worth answering. By the way, just so everyone knows, if you want to join our chat, you just want to head over to our Enchantrix Empire Discord server and you can join in and be part of the show.
We love our audience. I saw John snuck in here since we’ve said hello, and so has Maddie. And yeah, it’s just really nice having you guys.
So let’s see. Ms. Harper, why don’t you read the next slide? Which number are we on? We’re on Matter of Fact, the good people over at GQ. All right.
So Matter of Fact, the good people over at GQ recommended that everyone should try GQ. Well, it’s GQ. I mean, for a good reason.
The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior were researching various sex acts that did or did not, as the case may be, result in orgasm. Men achieved orgasm around 90% of the time, no matter what act was involved, because they’re men. Women were a bit more complicated.
64% got off from mutual masturbation. Hell yeah. 66% from vaginal penetration and 81% from oral sex.
However, anal was the real winner here. 100% of men and 94% of women say they orgasm during anal sex. Wow.
See? Pretty amazing. Isn’t it impressive? Now, they did know in the particular study that it was a small sample size, because of the people they surveyed, only a smaller amount had done anal in the first place. But they found that the people that did anal really liked it, which dives with our personal experience a little bit.
Doesn’t it? Oh, yes. It does. It’s fun.
Touch yourself. Speaking of fun, Kay Marie’s here. Yay.
Hi, Kay Marie. Hey, everyone. Sorry I’m late.
I had a quick call, and I’m only in for a moment, because I have to go night-night, because I have to bop out of town tomorrow at oh, dark 30 in the morning. Oh, dark 30. Yeah.
MILF duties have me hopping tomorrow, so I got to go do the MILF duties tomorrow. Be safe and happy travels. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Speaking of, I just messaged Miss Becky for Anal August.
I have a post popping up on Femme Down Friday. It’s a blog site, so I’m going to share it with Miss Becky on Sunday. Yay.
I thought I would expand on my experiences there, so I hope everyone likes it. I’m excited to hear who wins the spinny of the wheel. Oh, yeah.
We’ll see. Yeah, and some big fun. I did want to pop in, say hi, and I hope everyone has.
You know, it’s funny that you’re talking about men’s health. They’ve got good stuff. They do.
Oh, men’s health and GQ, they are our people. They are. They’re dirty little perverts.
Slate has really good stuff. They’re always hidden behind a paywall, but they got good shit. Well, men’s health was what I compared my toys to last week.
I know you did. Men’s health, GQ, and Slate. Slate has some really, really, really good articles, like stuff we write about.
They’ve got some really good articles, and they hit hardcore of real honest, like real honesty things, like things that people are like, oh, we don’t want to talk about that, and it’s like, yeah, you do, and you want to be honest about it, so I like them. So, hey, CeCe, don’t worry about it. I was late, too.
And, like, I’m coming and going, so, yeah, there we go, because I got to try to keep my temper tomorrow. Ew, we hate self-control. I have to be on milfy mommy ditty tomorrow, and I have to be nice.
Well, you know, being ex-military, you know what the O stands for, right? An O whatever. No, do tell. 500, O 500.
Oh, my God, it’s early. Yeah, and I’m an early riser, but I’m like, and I got to keep my temper, and I got to be nice, and I’m like sitting there going, okay. So, anybody who talks to me Sunday morning, good luck with that.
Just putting it out there. May the odds forever be in your favor. I don’t know what you’re going to deal with.
Call me and try. I’m either going to be like, whatever, or you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Not sure.
We’ll give it a try. So, we’ll have some fun with it. Excellent.
This actually seems like a perfect spot to spin the wheel. So, what do you say? All right. So, let me give my little spiel.
We’re going to give away 14 prizes all through the month of August to celebrate one year of filthy femdom fun. So, we have included some really excellent prizes. We’ve included some grand prizes, and we won’t be breaking out the grand prize wheel until August 29th.
You do have to be there to win, and you have to be there for at least four Femdom Fridays for the month to qualify to be on the wheel. And now, for the fine print, you must be a verified client to receive any of your giveaways. We can verify you directly with one of the Femdom Friday mistresses.
If you have directly sessioned with one of us, or you can get verified by sending an email to support, and you’ll follow up with me if you win, and I will walk you through that. Now, if you are not a verified caller, you will need to make a purchase with LDW before claiming any prize. You’re going to have one winner per evening.
All minutes are going to be given away, offered on Discord, unless otherwise marked. You must claim your prizes by October 1st, 2025. All unclaimed prizes are going to be forfeit after that date.
And if you have any questions regarding this, you can follow up directly with me. So, here is what we still have left on the wheel. We have a 10-minute two-mistress Discord session with the besties Becky and Demi.
We have Goddess Demi’s Jerkoff Instruction eBook. You can add five minutes to any phone session with Harper. Add 10 minutes to any text session with Harper.
You can also get 20 free minutes with Harper on Discord. You can get a free Anal August-themed playlist when you complete a 10-minute longer, 10-minute or longer text or phone session with Michelle. You can get a free 20-minute session on Gchat, Gmeet, Teams, or Discord with Hunter.
You can get a free 10-minute session with Kamarie on Discord. And you can get a banana sleeve do-it-yourself sex toy with Miss Hadley. And with no further ado, I’m going to spin the wheel to see who our winner is for tonight.
Oh, fun. It is Prisoner. Congratulations.
What did they win? Now we got to do what you won. All right, give me one second. And, Prisoner, your prize is… You can add five minutes to any phone session with Harper or 10 minutes to any text session.
Boom. Hey, Prisoner. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.
I hardly ever… I know. As you say, she sounds a little predatory, doesn’t she? Kamarie’s laughing at you. Good luck with that.
Prepare to get Harper’d. That’s right, setting ball. You like edging, right? Like, obviously.
Very good. You know, they’re going to learn to love it if I made it last for a while. Get an open call so that there’s no cutoff point.
We’ll just keep going. Let’s see how long you can last for me. I love that.
Oh, he’s locked. He’s locked. Does he have a vibrator? We can press it up against the cage and it kind of vibrates everything.
I love how Kamarie’s laughing at him. It’s really great. Tickling me.
I’m really laughing. I know, it’s like… Part of me is like going, I don’t know if I’m laughing at him as much as I’m like going, me wanting to get back at Harper for the sissy pageant for like the whole year. Right.
I’m kind of like, oh wow, I think I may have gotten both of them. On this note, I’m going to go to bed. Well, thank you so much for stopping by.
Thank you. Love you all. Said she’s going to go to the nuthouse before she corrected herself.
You’re already there, Kamarie. This is the nuthouse. I know.
Have a great night, everybody. Have a great weekend. Night, Kamarie.
Okay. Take care, everyone. Bye-bye.
Well, a long time ago in a land far away, I uploaded our next slide. So if you just scroll up, just because it’s being… I would just load it again, but it’s taking so long. So testimonials on giving anal.
Let’s see. Is Ms. Hunter available? For now, I am. Hopefully, if my phone rings… You’ll hear it ring and I’ll be gone, but let me pull them up.
And I’m sorry, which slide was this again? Which number was this? Number nine. Perfect. Nine? Nine.
Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay.
So testimonials on giving anal, which is my favorite type of anal, by the way. Me giving. Neil, 28.
I love anal because it feels like my dick is being crushed into pure heaven in every direction, if that makes sense. Joey, 29. In my experience, I don’t know why that word always makes me laugh, buttholes feel tighter than vaginas 99% of the time.
That additional pressure of an ass’s tight grip around your dick feels like nothing else you’ve ever experienced. It’s a completely different experience from vaginal sex. Brad, 30.
What I like most about it is the unleashing of sexual energy, leaving a handprint on the ass. Ooh, getting into it. Having scratch marks down my back, getting sweaty.
Just the sheer primal physicality. Steven, 31. I found the best thing about sticking my dick into someone’s ass is dominance.
Taking control. That’s what I think. Taking control and going as hard or as soft as you want is a huge aspect to me.
However, this always means taking your partner. This is important into great consideration. For example, starting slow, easy, adding in lots of foreplay, maybe dirty talk to make them feel desirable and more ready to take it.
Gregory, 29. The feeling of someone’s ass slapping against my thighs or their hole tightening around my dick is incredibly empowering. Watching them react when I know I’m stimulating in a way they’re enjoying is a huge ego boost because, in a sense, there’s a kind of ownership over this other person’s far down.
See, now this, to me, screams little dick energy so I can make her come that way. Maybe I’m wrong, but does that not read that way to you? I don’t know. That is so funny.
On that note, I am getting a call, so perfect timing. Okay, perfect timing. I thought it might be actually a fun thing for us to just talk about because there’s a little bit of a difference between the appeal of anal, of giving anal from the perspective of a man who has a penis than from a femdom who has got a strap on.
There’s just certain things that are just a little bit different, like we might not be able to, you know, feel the tightness around. So I thought it’d be fun to ask my ladies here what they like about anal, about giving anal. Why don’t we start with Miss Krista? Ah, well, I think the thing that I like the most is the control and the complete submission of the man when he’s receiving it.
You know, there’s a point where when you enter him, that basically he just kind of melts into you where he belongs to you, kind of like that last person was saying with his little dick sensations. Haha, there is some level of ownership over an orgasm that you create. And I also love when they fully accept all of it and the cute little noises that they make.
I love that. I know the music that they make, the little whimpers and gasps. I do love that.
I cheat when I’m doing it. I have a special toy I use, so I get a little something out of it, too. What are you cheating? Lapis.
Oh, the lapis with the harness. Oh, my God. And, you know, as you get going, when it feels good for everybody, you just fuck them harder.
Very good. What about you, Miss Harper? What do you love about anal? I like it when, like, if he’s an anal virgin and he’s never, ever done this before. I like the surprise.
The fact that they’re shocked, just absolutely taken completely aback that I know something about their body that they didn’t know, and I can make them just scream, you know? Like, eyes rolling back, helpless, horny. I can make them cum so fucking hard in a way that they literally never considered before. Fucking love it.
I love that. That is sexy as fuck. And what about you, Michelle? Hello, can you hear me? Yep.
Okay. I was gonna say there are two things I really like about giving anal. I’ve used a Phildo, and those are a lot of fun.
I wanted to bring that up because I saw Patty mentioning vaginal stimulation whenever you’re giving someone the strap, and Phildos are great for that. My favorite, one of my favorite things about giving anal is that moment where you’ve been teasing the person for a little bit and they finally open up to you, and you’re able to just kind of slip right in there. That moment is my absolute favorite moment.
And the other thing is I was gonna agree with Krista about the control. I like whenever I’m really getting in there, and the person, like, kind of crawls away from you, and you kind of have to grab them and pull them back. I love that.
And especially if my partner is, like, one of those, like, I guess, like, quote, unquote, masculine guys, to get them and kind of pull them like that is a fun moment, because they’re like, oh, god. Oh, this is what they’re experiencing. Oh, I get it.
Especially if they’re, like, there was one guy was doing that too, and he was wearing, like, this little thong, and I kind of pulled it to the side and, like, pulled it up and was holding it like that. And he was losing his mind. Oh, my goodness.
Losing his mind. I was like, yeah, you’re not gonna get away today. I love that.
Hey, Michelle, just so you know, a fun little thing to do when they start to run like that, when you go to pull them back, grab them by the balls and pull them back. Oh, that is awesome. I didn’t even think of that.
Thank you, Krista. Oh, you have it in the clutch. They don’t run far when you do that.
Oh, no. No, they would not. I like it when their backs start to round, right? Like, they start hiding that hole from you, and you just put both of your hands down and just pop that little ass back right back where it belongs.
Oh, so good. Oh, little rabbit’s asking where he shows up for the gangbang. Oh, it is in the umpire, baby.
I think we need to do that. Post a little strap-on situation. Oh, yes.
Well, once upon a time, a while ago, I did post the next slide, testimonials on receiving anal. Oh, wait, did we get everybody’s thoughts on, um, I missed Miss Stephanie. What do you like about anal? I thought she was chilling and sipping her drink.
She might be chilling. She might be chilling. Yeah.
I don’t want to, I don’t want to. I’m back. I had to find the unmute button again.
I love anal. It’s a control thing. I think it’d be very sensual to prove to the guy that it really feels better than they expect it would.
Love it, love it. One. Yeah, I think that’s what I really like.
I like about like, it feels subversive. Like, it feels like it has a subversive effect on the world. And I really like that.
I like how it flips the script on who is receiving and who is giving. I love that. And I love the, um, I love like the physical dominance of it.
I like to have somebody like on all fours, right in front of me where my body is like covering them. There’s something very sexual about that for me. Looking down and seeing them so good.
Well, is Miss Hunter still on her call? No, I’m here. What do you like about anal? You know, I like the control. I like the, um, when they say they aren’t going to like it and proving to them that they do.
And I also really like it when they’re into humiliation along with being, you know, that’s really like my ultimate, like, yeah, let’s take you with a strap on. Here’s why. I’ve been being a mean mistress a lot lately, not to scare anybody off.
I think she’ll be sweet. You’re hot when you’re mean though. I love being great session with her.
She’s really hot when she’s mean. So are you actually, I had a guy tell me this morning, he wanted me to be as mean as I could possibly be. And so I did.
And he’s like, well, this is the first call I’ve ever done with you. So I don’t really know you other than this call. But based on my conversation with you during this call, yes, I absolutely believe that.
Our callers are so cute. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know. Don’t ask.
Yeah, exactly. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know the answer. And if you don’t want the truth, don’t ask.
Excellent. Well, I think we got everybody on their thoughts on anal. So now I wanted to receive or do some testimonials on receiving anal.
Michelle, did I get you? Oh, I was just going to say that was a nice Quiddian slip. When you said receive, I was like, uh-huh. That’s right.
Do you want to read the first slide for testimonials on receiving anal? Sure, I would love to. Oh, there’s two slides. Oh, I see.
There are two slides. So the first one, Edwin 35 says, My favorite part of anal sex is definitely the foreplay. The sensation of a tongue hitting those spots takes the experience to a different level.
It just builds onto the anticipation for receiving. And for me, that time in between is the most erotic. Once inside, it feels like every nerve ending in my body is being touched.
It’s the perfect balance of pain and pleasure. Work, Edwin. Guillermo 22 says, After getting into recovery, sex was something that was sort of new to me again.
I felt like a born-again virgin, but I still knew what to do. Bottoming feels great without any inhalants, and it’s a lot more intimate. Oh, and inhalants, I think he’s talking about.
Are we allowed to say that? I’m not sure. But I know what he’s talking about. We can say the word of it.
You can’t tell people to do it. Poppers. Okay, thank you.
Yes, and that’s what it is. Thank you, Harper. I appreciate that.
VCR cleaner. Don’t do, like, it’s not a good idea to do poppers. No, it’s not.
You shouldn’t need external muscle relaxants. Just take your fucking time and use a whole lot of lube. Come on, bitches.
Exactly. Take it. You can take it.
Take it like a man. You’re gonna lose it. You know what? When Led Zeppelin sang about it, whole lot of lube, whole lot of lube.
Oh, wait, that was love. Never mind. Never mind.
And use a thick lube. Yeah, silicone base is my favorite. Yes.
Silicone base is kind of waterproof, too, isn’t it? You can use it. Yeah. I mean, probably not in this hour, but.
You want oil-based for extreme staying power. Silicone, if you’re using a silicone toy, do not use a silicone lube. The two different silicones will interact, and it will cause pitting and might crack your silicone toy.
So you want water-based most of the time. With a silicone toy. But you can also try an oil-based, if all you’re doing is sticking fingers or a penis.
Or something not silicone. Coconut oil is the best for that, I think. My coconut oil is the best.
The best. I love coconut oil. I love it.
You can also try Crisco. Whoa. Wow.
What in the 1950s? Who even has Crisco? I don’t buy Crisco anymore. Bakers. Baking some biscuits back there.
Wiggles up. Oh, Nacho Taller. Crisco, talk about tossing a salad.
Right? I love it. Yeah. Got a butter for my biscuits.
We’re gonna Crisco your biscuits. Well, you know, one of the things you just don’t get is a blast. Yes.
And I didn’t get a chance to say, but talking about putting butter in the pantry. If you’re into cuckolding. I learned this from one of my callers years ago.
I ended up writing a blog post about it because I had never heard it. Buttered buns means you get to have sex with her after she’s already come inside her. Ooh.
I did not know that. Oh, wow. She always thought that was releasing the donut.
Oh, yeah. Now, that’s a good one, too. But yeah, this one apparently, or maybe it’s anal sex, but they call it buttered buns, so.
Love it. But isn’t that a phrase enough to, well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit? No, no, no. Butter my bread.
Yes. Butter my bread means that you are talking really good to me, talking really nice. Basically, what’s the word for it? Basically, just complimenting me really hard is buttering my bread.
You know, my grandmother, when she didn’t believe it or when something was surprising to her, she’d say, well, butter my bread and call me a biscuit. That’s what I was doing, but I don’t know. What were you telling me, Hillbilly? Okay, it came out.
Maybe just a little. Becky, do you want me to finish the slides? Sure. All righty.
Bruno 26 says that anal sex has always felt like a giant stress relief to me. I’ve often said I need to get this hangover fucked out of me because that’s how good anal sex feels. With the right partner, it’s a euphoric experience that can both mellow you out and put you to fucking work.
Barrett 30 says get to fucking work. Barrett 30 says to me, receiving anal sex feels like total vulnerability. It’s like having all your secrets laid bare in front of someone, but it’s also euphoric and fabulous.
Receiving anal sex feels like realizing the power of your queerness. It takes every unkind feeling or thought you’ve ever had about yourself, every slur anyone has ever called you, and puts a certain amount of pleasure behind the shame of sex. And in that moment, when you’re getting your guts rearranged, you feel sexy, powerful, and queer.
Thank you, Barrett. Doesn’t Barrett, doesn’t he sound so fun? Like I want to fuck Barrett. He sounds like he, I know Barrett.
Give us a ring. Yes. We like him.
Well, listen, there is one more slide, but you know what I want to do? I want to spin the wheel. Spin the wheel, spin the wheel. All right, so our next winner is going to be fucking Nacho Teller.
Woo, go Nacho. Excellent. Take your hand away.
Yep, you still, that’s not what you won, friend. That is not what you won. You still got away.
And what did you win? Not permission. Not permission, friend. That’s right.
Oh, you know what? This is so fucking ironic. This is so fucking ironic. So yeah, you don’t have permission, but you did win.
No, the banana sleeve package with Miss Riz Hadley. It’s a do it yourself sex toy. You fucking won permission.
He literally won permission. No, he didn’t. He won something that he can’t use.
Because you know he came up with it. Oh my god. That is so funny.
Nacho Joe. That’s like winning a bottle of beer for a thirsty guy and there’s no hole in the top of it. Or like, you know, desperate spoker who just needs that one drag of the cigarette, but there’s not a lighter in sight.
Nothing. Out there with a magnifying glass trying to get it to light. Well, in addition to our month-long celebration of our anniversary, we also got two audios put in the store.
We have Stroke for Us, Subby, and Come for Us, Sissy. So a little something for everybody. It’s all eight of us teasing your sweet little cocks and clitties.
All of us working in tandem to bring you to an explosive ending. So definitely check that out in phonesexaudios.com. And does anyone else have any other announcements? Krista, do you mind if I tell everyone about our fabulous mistress team up? Oh, absolutely not. Yeah, and Krista will probably share that graphic.
But me and Krista are teaming up as your middle of the night Femme Dom Friday mistresses. If you guys want to call in and do a call with us, we will put you through it in the best way. I love that.
Give us a shout and a holler, please. Oh, I love that. Sexy as can be.
Look at that. Ooh, makes you want to call. You should do it.
Give in to that. Oh, and I am hosting next week. That’ll be fun.
The depths of your darkest fantasies. Near that little corner that you’re afraid to go in. Let me and Michelle take you by the hand and lead you into that dark corner.
Very sexy. Any other announcements? Yes, Nacho. Everybody knows that you’re verified.
I would like to announce that the Femme Dom Friday ladies are awesome. That’s my announcement. Oh, thank you.
Aw, Burr, we loves you. I love you guys. I had so much fun with you tonight.
Yes, and Harper is just, she just exudes sexiness. So funny. Prisoner, I think there’s a mistress who can verify me if I can remember her name.
Yeah, you guys are both verified. And Cece, by the way, I see you snuck in here. You are verified with me as well.
I meant to tell you that. I’m actually sending you a little message. Yay.
Yay. Well, that is the show. I will see you guys next week with Miss Michelle.
And thanks for coming out and having a good time with us and celebrating our universe or our university. Celebrate our anniversary. We should open a university though.
We really should. We have a client that talks about that. What is it? He wants to open Cock University or Girlcock University.
That’s what we’re going to do. Yes, and I know exactly who that is. You know who I’m talking about.
We got planned. Guys, come on. Whore school.
And he just wants to be the custodian. Yes, he’s going to be the custodian. The denider of Girlcock University.
That’s right. Yes. That’s so funny.
All right, you guys. I’ll see you later. Have a great night.
Good night, everyone. Bye, everybody. Thanks for coming.
Good night.
