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Oh, so naughty a little bit. Hello there. Can you hear me? We can.
Awesome. Can you hear me? Hi, Nacho Taylor. Hi, Nacho.
Hi, Ivy. Hello, Nacho Taylor. Hello, President.
Nacho wants to know if we can hear him. Where is my bot? Hello, bot. Naughty thing you.
I know, I love the bot. Oh, there’s Mott. Hi, Mott.
Hey, Mott. Hey, Mott. Watch yourself tonight.
Oh, Demi owns me is here. Oh, what did Mott do? Were you a naughty boy? Oh, he knows. Oh, we got Miss Kay Marie in here.
We got Cece. What’s up, Cece? And we’ve got Miss Becky back. Welcome back from your vacation, sexy lady.
Oh, thank you so much. Did you take your inner slut on vacation? Oh, me and my inner slut were gallivanting all around town for nine glorious days. That was perfect, you guys.
Oh, my gosh. Get out my head. Don’t you guys share a website too? Wasn’t there a movie, How We Come Together? Oh, my gosh, yes.
It’s going to happen to Krista and Harper. They’re just going to meld into one. That’s too much sexy for the world to handle.
Right. Hear, hear. Yes.
Well, I just want to welcome everyone to Femdom Fridays. You can find us live every Friday at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. You must be 18 or older to join.
You can also listen to our replays every Saturday on your favorite podcast platform. I am your hostess with the mostess this evening, Goddess Michelle of themasterbatrix.com. And if you’re following the Halloween blog train, our kink or treat spectacular, then you know that I am today’s stop on the blog train. And you should all definitely go check that out.
I just wanted to. Sorry about that. How is everybody enjoying the blog train thus far? I know that our ladies here have either participated and submitted their stop or they’re waiting to go.
So how are you ladies enjoying that? I’m loving the story. I am. Yes.
They have been wild this year. Everybody’s had a twist and they’ve been pretty wild. They have.
They have. I have another stop coming up. I do.
I have another stop coming up and there’s a little twist to that. So yeah, I’ve had a lot of fun. Yeah.
Fun. And I just, I, I, I’ve had a lot of fun with it, but I do every year. Like I actually look forward to this.
It is. It’s such a fun thing to do. It’s like a break from what we usually do on our blogs.
It’s a fun little exploration. Harper, you do some crazy stuff. Every year.
I want to encourage y’all. If you’re having fun, you don’t have to do it as part of the blog train. You can just write weird, creepy erotica, just, you know, the middle of the summer, creep people out.
Come on. Cold chills in the middle of the heat wave. Yes.
Alien abductions. I think that would be a fun one to explore. Now wait a minute.
Did you all read, did you all read Duchess Willow’s Jet 2 Holiday? Oh my God. It was so, so good. I read it three times and listened to it twice.
And I was like, what the fuck? And of course, Harper, cause I knew Harper and I was a little nervous about reading Harper. I’m going to admit it because I don’t do scary. I don’t do scary.
You know, I don’t do scary. Okay. I don’t, I’m the wuss here.
I don’t do scary. Okay. So you’re definitely not one of the people that gets off on being afraid.
No, I’m the hostess conductor. And I’m like, my ass isn’t getting off this train for this one. I’m peeking through the windows.
I’m like, no, I ain’t, I ain’t stupid. I ain’t getting off here. There was a couple that were actually a little bit scary.
There was one of them that I was like, holy shit. It was great though. I love it.
I don’t tend to go super scary, but I like to, I like to edge right up on horror. No, you like to mind fuck everybody in a twisted sick way. The Crypt Keeper is one of your personalities.
Let’s just be honest. Have you guys missed me the last several weeks? I’m not traveling this week. I’m like, yeah, I’m going to show up.
They’re all like, like you saw me pop in. They’re like, we thought that bitch was gone for the whole fall. We were like, oh, she’s coming.
Would you mind sharing your socials and where everybody can find you and introducing yourself? Yes. Hi everyone. I am Ms. Kay Marie with the Mistress of More and also the Mistress After Hours.
I am also the host of Happy Hour on radio and I am on Tuesdays eight o’clock and you can catch me on EE and also on Discord here. And of course I’m on Femdom Fridays. When you can catch me, I do travel for my MILF duties, which is why I have not been around, but I do try when I can.
Hell yes. And thank you for stopping by Ms. Kay Marie. Happy to have you.
Missed my ladies. Miss Becky, would you mind introducing yourself and telling everyone where they can find you? Oh, absolutely. So I also very much miss my ladies.
So I’m glad to be back and you can find me at intelligentphonesexcalls.com. You can also find my podcast, Kinkology, the psychology of kink on Cock Radio. And I just switched my times from 12 p.m. on Fridays to 6 p.m. on Fridays because you guys, I could not get my shit together. I’m always editing, always.
And the last like few times I’ve posted, I’m like six hours late. So now I’ve just made the call. I’m giving myself some grace, but check out my latest episode.
It’s the dark goddess Lilith. Oh, yeah. Yes.
Well, Miss Krista, my lovely bestie, would you mind introducing yourself and letting everyone know where they can find you? Well, of course I am Miss Krista and you can find me at phonesexfetishblog.com. You can also find me here on Discord, Twitter, and EE, of course. And every Saturday night at 9 p.m., I have a show called Kinks and Drinks. And pretty much any kind of kink that you would like to bring, we’ll discuss.
And if you want to learn how to make some drinks, I’m all for that, too. That show, however, is 21 and over. Yes.
So make sure you’re 21 before you go on over there, y’all. Miss Krista, did you have a drink for us tonight? I do. Give me just a second and I’ll post it in the chat.
Awesome. Well, while we’re waiting on… It is a peach sangria and it is really, really good. Oh, is that the one that you started on a couple of nights ago? Yeah, the one that I made Wednesday night.
So it’s been infusing for the last couple of days and it is really good. Yes. But I have a really cool name for it, too.
So… Ooh, I can’t wait to see it. While we’re waiting on that, Miss Bianca, would you mind introducing yourself and letting everyone know where they can find you? Of course, you can find me on FemdomFridays.com with the other ladies of Femdom Fridays. My blog is KinkyPhoneFantasy.com. I’m on X is Miss Bianca, E-E.
I’m also on our social media website, E-E, here on Discord. Ooh, and saving the best for last, Miss Harper. Oh, goodness.
Talk about a way to make me nervous. Hi, I’m Harper. I am your host of Whore School, where I’m going to teach you how to be a hoe.
It’s an adult sex education podcast that airs Sunday nights live from 11 to midnight on the East Coast, 8 to 9 on the West Coast, time zones in between. That’s your own fucking problem. I have a blog, FetishPhoneSexBlog.
You should go look on it and then search Halloween to pull up all my Halloween erotica. You’re welcome. There’s some fun, weird, creepy shit in there.
Yay. Well, Miss Krista, do you mind shedding some light on your drink of the week? Sure. The drink of the week’s name is Coital Autre, and it’s a play on, you know, sexual oddities, unusual fetishes.
And what this is, and like I said, it is a peach sangria, and it, oh God, it just tastes so good. So if you’re into sangrias, this is a fun one to make. I do recommend anytime you do make a sangria, do it a couple of days before you want to drink it and let it kind of, let all the juices mix.
Ooh, I like how you said that, let the juices mix. Yes, that’s right. Let it, let it saute a little bit.
Let those flavors get to know each other. That’s, that’s also a fetish. I’m just saying.
What? What? No, that’s what you have to learn. Come on. Oh yeah.
Bodily fluids. That’s a fetish. Yep.
There are no bodily fluids in this sangria, just so y’all know. Oh, that’s good to know. However, it, you know, the maker, whoever’s making this, you know, it’s up to you.
You, if you want to add something, you know, that’s on you. Put some baked beans in there if you want. What do we care? Lick the spoon.
That’s all we’re saying. Lick the spoon. You know, mot.
Uh-huh. Well, speaking of the chats, are there any Locktober adherents in our chat? And if you are a Locktober, you’re participating in it, can you maybe drop us a little update on how you’re doing in the chat? Just wanted to check in on all our Locktober folks. And while that’s happening, I would like to set up our game for the evening.
So just in case you all weren’t aware, we have been asking for input each week on each of our topics. And this week we asked to learn about anybody. Well, if anybody wanted to share their unusual fetish or weird kink.
And we got some really good feedback. And because of that feedback, well, really not because of, but I planned on it. We’re going to do a little game where we list off some kinks and some fetishes.
And you all are going to try to guess. And some of the mistresses are going to try to guess as well. So hopefully with our brain powers combined, we can figure these out together.
Does that sound good to y’all? That sounds amazing. Heck yeah. That’s our brain power and the power of Google.
Yes. I do have to share one thing. I had someone that was listening to the recording of Femdom Friday.
So they were listening to the recording. They reached out to me because I had made a comment jokingly, how no one had ever fucked a jar of peanut butter for me in all my years. I know Harper’s been around a hundred years with me.
So like, she knows like this has been a thing. I don’t even do that many food fetish calls. But this has been a thing and he did it for me.
It was the hottest thing ever. I loved it. I had so much fun.
Highly recommend 10 stars. I’m blogging about it. Like 10 stars, 10 stars.
I double all the stars. It was great. It was so much fun.
So if you are remotely into it or just want to entertain your mistress, do it. Do it. It’s so much fun.
I’m blogging about it. I will share it. But it, so A, they’re listening to the recordings and they loved it.
They had a blast. And B, it was so much fun. But after over a decade, somebody finally did it.
Goals. I’m so happy. Goals.
You have to make a request, K Marie. Okay. So I have to make a request then.
So I had a guy fuck a cantaloupe, a pumpkin. I’ve never had a guy fuck a spaghetti squash. And I desperately want to know, does the friction make it break apart into the spaghetti strands or not? So I need somebody to fuck a spaghetti squash.
There you go. You put it. Yep.
I speak it into the universe and make it real. Manifest for me. I have to say there’s a tragically underrated comment in this chat right now, because somebody was talking, as you were saying that K Marie, prisoner in there said that the peanut butter stick to the roof of his dick.
And like, I tell you what, that comment fucking gripped me. My prisoner just said, oh my gosh. But yes, the peanut butter did stick to it.
And there was a friction to it. Now we slightly warmed the peanut butter. Okay.
Slightly warmed. But you have to stir it so you don’t, you have to, you have to stir it. Okay.
First of all, you, you smooth, chunky, creamy, chunky folks. You guys are perverts sitting in there talking about creamy or chunky peanut butter. Oh, it’s creamy.
Creamy. It’s creamy. And you better make sure it’s a better, it’s a good size jar.
Well, one thing I can say is that I didn’t include. I don’t think I included any food stuff on here. Oh my God.
Mott. I just saw what you said. Mott, what are you saying? He’s calling it.
It was natural because yeah. Oh my God. Fucking chunky peanut butter.
Ivy says shock and surprise. There’s perverts here. I know.
I was shocked too. I was appalled. I’ll have you know.
I know. Oh, it was awesome. It was awesome.
And he loved it. And he was surprised he came so quick. I’m just telling you, and I don’t care that it was really left over.
It really was creamy. Yeah. And guess what? Might have been chunky to begin with, but it was creamy by the time he finished.
Ex fucking exactly. Fuck the nuts out of the peanut butter. Talk about a big nut.
Perverts everywhere. Well, I wanted to see if there were any folks that were giving us a little, uh, Locktober update. I saw that Tina Aaron said that they’re participating and they’re still struggling in the night.
Let me see here. If there was anybody else. We got waylaid by peanut butter.
Yeah, we did. I’m sorry. I had to share.
I’ve been gone. I’m bad. I’m distracting.
I know. Oh, congrats to you. Demi owns me for making it four days in mental chastity.
Yeah. Mental chastity is hard too. It is.
Let me see. Who else? I think that’s the only one I’m seeing so far. Now, thank you all for your feedback on that.
For people in mental chastity, by the way. Just think of Margaret Thatcher on a cold night, naked. If that does not fill the mood, then you are truly a sick individual.
There’s a fetish for that too. I also wanted to. I said there’s a, that’s a fetish too.
So. Margaret Thatcher on a cold night’s a fetish? Margaret Thatcher, really? Yeah. Well, there’s a fetish for the elderly.
But also, isn’t she like dead? We won’t talk about that fetish. We won’t talk about that one. Yeah, we won’t go there.
He’s going to make an appearance in Harper’s Next Blonde. Yes. Exactly, Ivy.
Don’t dismiss Rule 34. Someone will get off on that. Someone will get off on it.
I also wanted to address a concern from the comments about the game. Honestly, Patti, we really didn’t get like a ton of unusual fetishes and weird kinks from you guys. So the ones that I was able to find, I’ll put them in the game.
But yeah, there’s no like edge for knowing what people said in the comments on there or in the comments on here. So I think we’re safe on that. As far as people being able to guess them easily, I don’t think you’re going to be able to guess a lot of these easily unless you actually did read the blog post, which I kind of feel like people, some people read it and some people skimmed it, which is OK.
Totally OK, because we appreciate the engagement at all. But yeah, I think we’re safe on that front. So without further ado, you all ready to get into this kink or fetish naming game? Fetishes, fetishes, fetishes, fetishes, fetishes.
That’s right. Yes. Well, I will start with a fetish that involves an attraction to monsters.
This includes orcs, eldritch whores with tentacles. Monster fucking. Yes, that’s what it’s called.
Is it called monster fucking? It is not called monster fucking. Oh, I was like, wow, they really went for like accuracy of the title with that one. I was really impressed.
Did Harper make this up? Nope. I’ve got it right here. I know what it is.
I have several books with it, so. Harper made it up. I’m just very into it.
Look, I’ve been on Tumblr for way too long. I’ve been on Tumblr for way too long. Monster fucking is a thing.
Yes, it is. It’s popular. You know what? The next time Finn and Maggie bark at something in the middle of the night, I’m not going to be able to get that out of my head.
I am calling you. I’m not messaging you in Gchat. I’m literally calling you.
Yes. Well, Becky, do you know what it’s called? I do. I do know what it’s called.
It’s called teratophilia. Yes, it has Terra in the name. Why does it sound like a plant? I know, doesn’t it? It sounds like, yeah, somebody’s just getting ready to like, I don’t know, do some farming or agriculture.
I would have thought it was monster mash. Monster mashing, yes. That song’s never going to be the same.
No, it’s not. It doesn’t look. It did the mash.
The monster mash. It did the monster. That song was so innocent.
And then I got into college and I read some fan fiction. And then they said they did the mash. And I went, oh, because I was like, oh, my God, that’s dirty.
Very. A lot of older songs that had subliminal dirtiness in them. Bunch of perverts.
That’s why. Somebody was really, really into that. Yeah, wait till you go make another PB&J.
He’ll think of me. Extra creamy. Well, speaking of food, this one, I mean, ginger root is something people use in cooking.
So this could work for that. Does anybody know what the kink for using ginger root to create a burning sensation is called? Oh, I’ve got it. Hang out with Brighton.
I’ve got it. You know, good job. I was like, I know that one.
No. It’s called figging, right? Like, I wonder where they got that from. I know you would think you would think that it would be a fig that you fig with.
Right, right. Do you want to really know where it came from? Yes. Yes, please.
Yes, I do. Horse racing. You know, them horse people.
You got to fig the horse. Now, now, now, now. You got to fig the horse.
Oh, no. Try to make it run fast. Yeah.
Yeah, sorry. Right, Sitting Bull? That’s exactly what I was thinking. In all my years of being around horses, I never heard that one.
Oh, wow. That’s horrible. Gingering.
That’s disturbing. It was also called gingering, where you would take a piece of ginger root and. That makes sense, at least.
You know? I mean, I guess. It sounds horrifying. Not, not, not due to the horses.
No, I’m sorry. But at least to call it gingering rather than figging. Oh, yeah, that does make more sense.
Yes, so much more sense. Well, figging can be like a euphemism. It’s because if you said, I’m going to ginger the horse, everybody knew what you meant.
So then they had to switch it around to. Or there’d be people like me. What are you going to do with a redhead to that horse? What are you going to do with that? Keep that redhead away from that horse.
What are you doing with that redhead? OK, so Wikipedia says that something similar to figging was used as a form of discipline on enslaved people in ancient Greece. Oh, OK. OK, so.
Yeah, well, that is our cue to move to the next fetish. Yeah, and this one was submitted by Semperdemi in our comment section. And Miss Becky did an episode on kinkology around this time last year about understanding this type of fetish.
Can anyone guess what it is? I know what it is. The blog without looking at the blog. Without looking at the blog.
Wait, what? Sorry, I was reading something. Say it again. This fetish was submitted by Semperdemi in our comment section to our teaser post this week.
And Miss Becky did an entire episode on kinkology around this time last year that was talking about understanding this type of fetish. Can anyone guess it? Just based on that. Because I feel like if I explain it, it’s going to give it away.
Can I buy a bowel? I. Yes, I. That’s a great one. That’s a good tent. E. That one too, yes.
Is it temperature plant? No. That’s a good one, though. That’s a good, good guess.
Good guess. Prisoner with multiple mistresses who have asked to do these kinds of calls for a while. And they’ve like been open air wishing for it because they’re like, that would be so fun.
They’re so fun. I just had a call like this recently. I love them.
Ivy. Good job. I haven’t gotten an ignore call in a while.
I’m so glad everybody guessed it. I love it. Oh, ignore calls are so much fun.
Aren’t they so much fun? I used to get ones that like, like to listen to me. Remember when we used to do them and we would mistresses like we would talk to each other or I would get ones that they like to listen to me work out or take a shower. Ooh.
Or like, or like clean my house. Hell yeah. You get a lot done ignoring somebody.
I did. I would be like, oh, you’re still there, loser? I’d be like running the vacuum. And.
I watched Black Orphan and did work and like talk to my friends and it was so fun. If you all love ignore calls, hit up these ladies. They’re letting you know.
I absolutely love them. And if you want to, yeah, I have not had somebody listen to me take a shower or work out in a long time. I have never done an ignore call.
So why don’t you bust my cherry and be my first. Oh, yes, I would love to do that. So Patty, the sissy said how to voyeurism is the ignore fetish in this context.
It depends. Some people go into the ignore fetish so that they can, you know, get a peek into your life and other people do it because it’s humiliating. And so voyeurism and the humiliation fetish are two different things.
Aha. I see. And see, you have to kind of know which way you like to be, how you want to be engaged.
You want to be ignored about like if you want us to do stuff and be moving around and making noise for you to peep on. That’s one thing. And be clear about that when you ask for it.
Or if you want us to, you know, you can just kneel in the corner and be silent for a while because you’re a little fucking bitch, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Do you want to hear Harper and I talk back and forth to each other and be like, well, what are you doing? Now this bitch is sitting here doing nothing.
I can’t believe this loser is still listening to us talk. Right. That.
So, yeah. Like, what do you want? Know what you want before you ask to be ignored because there’s two different ways that you can go. You have to spell stuff out.
One time I had a seven hour ignore call. That was such a fun day. Somebody call me.
That was the best day. It was really good. I got so much worked on that day.
I did. Call and let us ignore you. Yeah.
I’ll ignore the fuck out of you. I’ll ignore you so good, baby. I’ll ignore you long time, baby.
We can tell time, Nacho. We’re going to take a break from ignoring and slap you upside your head. That’s what we’re going to do.
Well, our next thing on the list that we’re going to try to name is a kink. And it is a. Intentional. Um, y’all.
Oh, man, I’m getting so distracted. Sorry. This kink is a lesser known BDSM practice.
I also mentioned this kink in a blog post that I did. So if you read my unusual, well, my weird kink, this is my weird kink. Can anybody name this kink? It’s not to be confused with soaking.
If that gives you a little detail. To be confused with soaking. Yes.
If you know what soaking is, you’ll probably. Come up with this one pretty quick. I have no idea what, what you’re talking about.
I remember you saying alpha house where. Like you said something about that. What the fuck was it? No.
Where is it? Just for another hint, it’s where you enter. Well, where you put a. Penis inside of a mouth, a bottom or a vagina. And you do it with, without thrusting.
Like you’re not going to thrust. You just go in. There you go.
Thank you. Yes, I get the name soaking. It’s called cock warming.
Thank you. Demi owns me. Good job.
But soaking is the equivalent of yeah. Mormons do it, but you do it with the purpose. With the, with the intention of getting wet.
I do everything with the intention of getting wet. I’m with you. That’s just dumb.
Okay. If, if something goes in me and it doesn’t move, I’m sorry. It’s a tampon.
Technically, the Mormons, they’re not supposed to insert you. You put it between the woman’s thighs and soak in her pussy juice. Okay.
So it’s not, I didn’t know that detail. It’s not in, in, it’s just adjacent. I mean, that is the pure definition of a Luke hole.
Oh my God. I can’t let my prisoner out of the house. It sounds like basing.
Yeah. Harper described definitely sounds more like basting. No, that’s if he comes and gets her pussy wet.
Like she’s supposed to just get wet and soak him in her pussy juice. Right. Otherwise that’s just some play.
Yeah. I’m with sitting ball though. I’m with the Catholics.
I’m all for the anal. We got to go for one thing. No, because you can.
Oh yeah. They used to think that that was a way to not get with, with, but like, Oh my God. No, you can still can as a recovering Catholic.
That’s Oh my God. The stupidity of stuff. I thought y’all would enjoy that one.
Can I tell you, I am loving Mott’s comments from the peanut gallery. He’s just cracking me the hell up. I need him as my sidekick.
Girl, you should hang out in the chats and the general chat and dim down Friday’s chat. Cause Matt might be going off. Oh, we got to be going off.
I just have to ask. What are you? Are you French? Is it bond? It’s French word. He’s typing.
So while he types his response, can you all guess what fetish. Involves watching, getting aroused by car accidents or other traumatic incidents. There is a 1996 movie with James Spader, Holly Hunter, and Rosanna Arquette that explored this paraphilia.
Oh, it’s my name backwards. We have, I think that, I think that Mott just Tom backwards. It’s not mechanophilia.
No, it is not. Rickophilia. Oh, wait a second.
And I believe the movie is called crash. Oh my fucking God. I’ve seen that.
Oh my God. It was horrible. Right.
I watched it and it’s pretty fucking twisted. Thank you, Harper. It is called symphorophilia and it’s where you experience arousal from watching car accidents or other traumatic incidents.
I think in the movie it was about car crashes, so they would go watch car crashes and then get it on. Right. It’s pretty fucked up.
And yes, David Cronenberg is awesome. Sitting bull. I mean, I like watching like the dash cam videos where it’s all the compilations of what people have recorded on their dash cams, but mostly because they’re funny because the person doing the recording isn’t in the wreck.
They’re just watching other people and they’re like cussing at people for cutting them off. But your pussy don’t get wet, right? Yeah, no, you’re not sitting there like watching it and like, but that’s different than a s**** film. I rarely change name, but I hope we’re not yucking anybody’s yum.
But even if we are, come on. You know, you know, that like little phrase of like, you know, we listen, we don’t judge. OK, I’m a milf in the suburbs.
I listen. I listen. I judge you.
I’m a country club carrying member. I judge about you afterwards. Oh, yeah.
It’s a bunch of ladies getting together, having conversations. So like, yeah, we’re going to gossip. Oh, you know, but guess what? I don’t I don’t gossip as much as the guys do.
So I’m just I’m here. Very true. I gossip so much.
One of us gossip like the men do. Oh, well, that’s good that you guys are talking about gossiping because this next fetish involves obscene phone calls. So what do you call a fetish or obscene phone calls? Our calls are kind of obscene sometimes.
Just a little bit, just a little sprinkling of obscenity. I know what it’s called. I know what it’s called.
I would never. I listen. They call it telephone scatophilia, which listen, I didn’t choose it.
That’s what it’s called. Yeah, we’re not talking about. Oh, yeah, no, I have that.
Logia first word. That’s what I found. Scatophilia is very different.
Yeah, this one that I found is telephonicophilia. And that other term that you had in there, Becky, that also counts as well. I just left it out.
Nobody want to talk about that. No, but that’s yeah, but that’s part of the definition. Yep.
I’m just saying I didn’t I didn’t choose that phone next to your ear. Don’t put it anywhere else. Especially when you’re still on with dispatch because they get offended by it.
OK, yeah, well, remember those old Nokia phones that vibrated so fucking hard? Oh, I love that. Oh, those phones were wonderful. Oh, they were great on a rough day or during a dry patch.
You know, they replaced that with Lovense toys. Right. They sold their motors to Lovense.
Love it. Lovense. Love it.
Hey, Harper, scatologia means the same. Yeah, it’s it’s it’s either scatophilia or telephone scatologia or telephonicophilia. Yeah, that was the one I had was telephonicophilia.
I like scatologia because it fits like it’s it’s Latin. And that’s better. Logia for word scat for other things.
Dirty, dirty, dirty. So dirty word on the telephone. Dirty word on the telephone.
Oh, I love it. Hell yeah. I’ll give you a dirty word on the telephone.
And scatophilia comes too close in my mind to corporophilia, which is not. Yeah, yeah, yep. Yeah, that’s another one.
Well, speaking of butts and butt stuff, this next kink involves seeing, touching or playing with butts. Does anybody know the name for it? Rectophilia. Well, that would be inside the butt.
This is more with outside of it. Like just making the booty cheeks jiggle or crack and spack in it. Gigophilia.
Pygophilia. There you go, Harper. It’s called pygophilia.
And it’s where you you like seeing or you get turned on by seeing, touching or just playing with booties. The booty. So, so Constance has a chronic case of this? Yes, she does.
Okay. Yes, she does. She loves seeing the cheeks clap and jiggle.
Rectophilia. J-Lo-philia. Those are all wonderful guys.
J-Lo-philia, yeah. I like big booty cheeks. J-loophilia.
Oh my god, Becky. Look at that. You know, we should play.
Yeah, she does. Queen of the cakes. Oh, look at that.
Making the stallion around here. Yeah, we do. Hell yeah.
Well, this fetish involves, you have a fetish for criminals or learning about someone’s horrible misdeeds and it just gets you fully erect or damp. Does anybody know what this fetish is called? I don’t know, but I remember there was, what do they call the arrest figures or the arrest pictures? Mug shots. Mug shots? Yes, there were mug shots going around and then there was prison bae.
Does anyone remember prison bae? Oh my gosh, yes, I do. He was so hot. He was very hot.
The hot mug shots. Yes, and he went viral as a thug. Yeah, I was one of them.
Oh, Becky, so you’re one of these. Your inner slut was like going? My inner slut was going. Her inner slut was like, what prison is he at so I can put myself on his list? That, Sons of Anarchy.
Oh my, oh lord, yes. The men on that show. The men on that show, I was just like, I’m a bad person.
I’m trying to remember the name. I would treat you like a bad girl. Like there was a prostitute on there and Walter Goggins plays her and I cannot remember her name right now, but she is incredible.
So good, so good. That was, she was so good. Yeah, do you know that that was done as kind of like a joke? Walter Goggins? Walter Goggins as a prostitute? He played a trans prostitute.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, I adore Walter Goggins. Yes.
Right, you will love him. Sons of Anarchy. God, what was her name? Savannah? Was it Savannah? No, it was Gipsy.
Yeah, yeah, hold on. I can’t remember her name right off the top of my head. Boyd Crowder is the other guy.
You know, he played Boyd Crowder in Justified. Yes, Justified. Oh, she’s cute.
Harper, check out the chat. Oh, my God. Yeah.
There she is. Legs to die for, legs to die for. That booty, that peach, oh, I wanted to sink my teeth into it.
She was incredible. Yes, yes. Look who just dropped in.
Hello. Hey, Footstool. Oh, we had somebody come in.
Oh, hey there, Footstool. Hello, hello. And we have Heindigger, John.
We got a bunch of people in here. Yep, that’s the one. Look at the boobs.
Fine ass, fine, fine, fine. Legs. All right, all right.
And the voice was just perfect. And Tig had a thing for her. Yes, he did.
They ended up together. They ended up together. They were like, who’s the cutest? What was funny is, um.
Venus Van Damme. There you go. Yeah, Venus, that’s what it was.
Venus Van Damme. But Bobby, I love Bobby. He comes up to her.
You do realize that he has a dick. Yeah. Yeah, I know.
He’s like. We love it. We love that.
Well, shit. Now I gotta go watch Sons of Anarchy. Oh, so good.
Yeah, add it to the queue. I’m sorry. This time going down the rabbit hole was not my fault, so.
Oh, and what a wonderful rabbit hole it was to go down. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, we’ll do one last kink and see if anybody can guess this before we go into our announcements and stuff.
Nobody guessed what that last one was. Oh, they didn’t, did they? I’m trying to remember what I said. Yes, please.
Prison. Hybristophilia. What was it? Hybristophilia.
Hybristophilia. I was trying to make room for other people to guess. I didn’t want to be like, yeah, it’s the Harper Show.
Oh, no, it’s all right. Thank you for keeping us on track, because we do get, we fall down rabbit holes. Somebody’s going to write in and be like, you never told me what that was, and it’s been driving me crazy.
Oh, yeah, I see. And we’d have to do like a whole comment about it. You’re right.
Thank you, Harper. You saved us from that. Well, look who we got in here.
We got Sissy Tati in here. Tatiana, my little slut. How are you? Oh, hi, Tati.
And I can’t even say hi in a thug store. Hello, hello, hello. Yes, yes.
Oh, Sissy Tati. We are doing fantastic, Tati. Yes, everyone who stopped in, hello.
Getting into some kinks and benishes. I’m with you, Miss Kamarie. Hello, everyone that’s made it in.
After the start. Well, this last kink, well, it might be our last one. We’ll see.
But this last kink that I’m going to mention, it involves watching someone, especially in high heels, revving an engine. Does anybody know what that, what you call that kink? The kink of many names. The kink of many names, Footstool.
Nacho, voyeurism. Oh, Footstool coming in with that pedal pumping. Pedal pumping.
Sexcelophilia, that is fucking brilliant. I like that one, Felicia French Frye. Bad bitchophilia.
I got a big case of bad bitchophilia. Me too. We all do.
Where the bad bitches turn us on. That’s right. Actually, I know someone, I don’t know if anyone else has ever spoken to him.
Like he has very specific pedal fetishes when it comes to foot fetishes. Organ playing. Yes.
I talked to somebody that, yeah. Organ playing and does like pedals with cars too, but specifically organ playing. But not, doesn’t really much care about the engine running or, you know, being revved.
Organs with, yes. Yes. Organs with heels or organs barefoot.
Either way. Yeah. Yes.
Show off those tipsies. Organ like you play, organ like you play like in a church. Like the musical organ, like the pipe organ.
No. Pedal pumping on a foot. Yeah.
Pipe organs. I just thought that was a good job. There’s a pipe organist.
He would very much like his dick to be one of those pedals. But just loves to. I’ve watched videos of more organs being played than.
There’s an organist that I follow on social media who doesn’t show very, like she’ll sometimes be like, here’s a quick look at what my feet are doing, but she doesn’t show long videos of what she’s doing with the pedals. And she’s like, yep. It’s because it gets the wrong kind of attention.
Yeah. You have to go and watch the old videos from like back in like the bandstand era. Because modern ladies are like.
Modern ladies are like, you ain’t looking at my feet. No, not for free. Not for free.
There’s no such thing as free toes, buddies. We have no free feet. No free toes around here.
Old school like bandstand era videos. Footstool, you’re amazing with this. Thank you.
Yes. Just a well of foot fetishism. No, I know.
I knew a mistress who would be able to. I would love that because I have small feet. So I know people who like foot job for my small feet.
We had a little conversation in the Femdom Fridays chat channel about some weird fetishes and some people were surprised to discover that they have a scent fetish. Oh, yes. Yes.
And there’s like two, right? Like there’s the where you just like scents where you’re turned on by the scents. And then there’s one where you’re turned on by like natural body odors. That are strong.
Yes. And sometimes people are like, oh, that’s stinky. So like smelly feet, armpits, buttholes, groins.
I’ve known women who were turned on by the smell of a man. I’ve known men turned on by the smell of a woman, right? Like there’s that whole the line from the movie about the scent of a woman. Yes.
So a scent fetish is nowhere near as uncommon as people think it is, but it’s not super duper common. Because an awful lot of people didn’t know that was a thing. It’s absolutely a thing.
I almost feel like it’s almost everybody has some kind of attraction to scent. Of like a certain type, you know? Although I guess maybe there are people that are just like vagina smell bad, but like I think they smell good. I do.
I think, you know, like. Same thing. I like clean bodies.
Occasionally somebody who’s like showered and then went and got sweaty. So it’s like clean sweat. Ooh, yes.
Freshly minted money. I’m with you on that, prisoner. I’m attracted to the scent of freshly minted money as well.
I had someone buy my workout clothes after a workout. That’s awesome, actually. I think that’s really cool.
After a workout, like wanted my workout clothes. Oh, you have a little scent piggy. Yeah.
I think I’m allowed to say that. Okay. I have a thing for the way that one stuff smells.
That stuff that you smoke. I love how that smells. Oh, same.
So much better. Super clean. It’s wonderful.
I need to move back. As far as like the unusual fetishes that we mentioned that were in the comments and things like that, I think we’ve covered most of them. Patti, your unusual fetish, we kind of touched on it just a little bit.
Not the full thing, but we did touch on teratophilia. And I didn’t bring up the actual tentacle fetish. Because there’s some, there’s some places you can’t, we can’t really go with that.
But we didn’t bring up that one. But we did bring up monsters like orcs, eldritch horrors. We didn’t talk about that.
But the porn category or the hentai category, we didn’t mention that. Because it’s hentai. We got to be careful about it because our payment processes are dickholes.
It’s eldritch horrors from beyond space and time are allowed, however. Which is useful to me because I love tentacles. Yeah, we got to be real specific about those tentacles.
If you go to my blog and search for the word tentacle, you get a surprise. Which is why Harper gets all my eight-night phone calls going, I heard a noise. No, but still, we did not mention retifism, I cannot talk today, excuse me.
That’s a shoe fetish. Yeah. What was it? We didn’t mention that one because we were mentioning unusual.
Retifism is a shoe fetish. Right. Oh, everybody has that one except for me.
I’m like barefoot all the time. Well, we’re coming up on the last few minutes of the show. I had a lot of fun going through unusual and weird kinks and fetishes.
If you guys are still wondering what the criteria was for these, I did write about it in that blog post. I tried to be really, really clear so people understood exactly what we were doing. I guess I wasn’t clear enough.
But thank you all for joining us tonight for this wonderful sharing of these unusual fetishes and weird kinks. I’m hoping we can do something like this again in the future because there are so many. Oh, my gosh.
We only got to really cover not even a third of what I took down at all of those. Did anybody have any of the ladies have any announcements for this week, this week coming up that they want to share that they think anyone should know about? Uh, well, this week, the week after next, come on. Yeah, the upcoming week.
Sorry. What’s going on? The 31st Fandom Friday is on October 31st. Oh, yeah.
That’s our tipsy tarot with the wonderful partner. We getting spooky up in here. OK, is it going to be mildly spooky or really spooky? Extremely spooky.
Bring your tarot decks and other divination methods. And I found an online Ouija board and we are going to. Oh, I can do tarot.
I can’t do Ouija. I’ll do Ouija for you. Becky, you’re hosting next week, right? I am.
She’s going to summon her inner slut. Yay. That’s right.
I think you are. We’ll see. You’ll definitely share it in the teaser and the topic if it’s you, right? Yes, I sure will.
Yeah, so be on the lookout for that on Monday. Miss Krista has kinks and drinks tomorrow night. If you guys are trying to figure out something to do on a Saturday night at around 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Miss Krista is doing the damn thing in the Discord server.
So you should tune into that. That’s where the chat is. But the actual show is on Podbean.
So there you go. And I do have a special mystery guest tomorrow as well. Ooh.
Ooh. Ta-da. Well, as always, thank you all so much for joining us for Femdom Fridays.
It’s our weekly show that we do live every Friday at 9 p.m. in the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. Remember, you must be 18 or older to join. And if you happen to not be in the audience tonight, you can always listen to the replay on Saturday.
You can listen to that replay if you just enjoy hearing our voices too. So there’s always that. And you might get so inspired to fuck a jar of peanut butter.
Warm it up a little bit first. Yeah, or one of these. But stir it if you do.
Or one of these great kinks that you learned about. Yes. And we’re all about unusual kinks and fetishes around here at LVW.
So please feel free to hit up the Ladies of Enchantrix Empire if you want to talk about any of this stuff. Because we love talking about this stuff. We do.
Have a good night, everyone. Yes. Thank you all for joining.
Oh, my God. That is a wonderful note to end on. Wasn’t that messy? Oh, my God.
It’s not that messy. Then they did it wrong. That’s the standard.
I swear he had to have a 50-gallon drum of peanut butter to get that much all over him. Oh, my God. Good night, all.
Thanks for coming out, everyone. See y’all next week. Bye.
