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Hey there, can y’all hear me? Yes, we can. Hooray! Happy Halloween! Always my temptation to be like, no, we can’t hear you. Miss Andy, I’m gonna invite you to come and speak on the microphone with us.
It’s just how I roll. Welcome to FemDom Fridays. It’s Halloween, bitches.
You can find us live every Friday at 9pm on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. But you must be 18 or older to join us. Listen to the replay, it goes up Saturday-ish.
Or tonight. On your favorite podcast, a platform. I am your hostess with the mostest, Harper.
It’s Halloween, so now I finally get to be like, you know that reference, right? Hostess with the mostest. Come on. Is that it? It’s Beetlejuice.
Because he’s the hostess with the mostest. I thought it was maybe an Adam family special. I do love the Addams Family.
But no, it’s Beetlejuice. We just need somebody to say it the third time. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! You’ll be visited by the spirit of Michael Keaton.
I wish. Happy Halloween, ladies and audience. And happy birthday, Miss Demi.
Yes, happy birthday. Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. It’s Miss Demi’s birthday and I already threatened her that I was going to convince everybody to sing happy birthday to her.
She did. Oh, that is such a dangerous threat right there. I know.
Everybody pick a tune and your favorite tempo and go. As my birthday present, I will not be singing. No, you have to.
Join us. Do you remember when we had, what was it? I think it was for Christmas. We had singing Christmas carols.
And we each had to go around. Michelle did that to us. Was that you, Michelle? A couple times.
More than once she did that to us. Yes, it was the song association that I used to do with everybody on the holidays. Yes.
And we all sang. It really was fun. But it was really, like, all of us were like, we have to sing on air? Yeah.
This is being recorded. People can listen to this over and over and over. I have done.
So I do horse school, right? And sometimes if horse school falls on Christmas Day, I’m like, you know what? Fuck it. Christmas songs in the public domain. And I’ll just sit there and fucking sing Christmas songs for an hour.
It’s great. That sounds like the best time. Oh.
I have a vast skill set. But there is one thing I know that I cannot do. And I cannot carry a tune.
I can do many things with my mouth. And that is not one of them. Same.
Same. You sound just like Alicia Keys in the shower. Oh, I think I do.
I think I sound like Freddie Mercury. I think I sound like Taylor. So I can belt out anything in the car with all the windows rolled up.
And I can put on a full concert on the treadmill. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I’m a rock star there. But forget it. I would never subject anyone to my singing.
I’m so mad that I even, when I hear myself sing, I’m like, God damn, you’ve got to stop. Oh, yeah, I want. I’m like, oh.
My puppies look at me and go, you yelled at us for barking? You yelled at us for barking? Really? When I sing, my dogs howl. They’re singing with you. No, they’re trying to tell me to shut up, Mom.
Shut up? Yeah, my dogs wouldn’t embarrass themselves and sing with us. They’d be like, yeah, we’re not Phyllis. She’s not ours.
It’s a stray. I don’t know who the hell that is. Nah, just put your heart into it.
Okay, we’re going to sing happy birthday to Miss Demi. Okay. Are you for real? I’m so for real.
Can’t we just give her a blow job or something? Doesn’t that sound bad? I know, right? Or something. Cash, sex, jewelry. I can see her face right now.
Yes, this is going to happen. I’m only here for Miss Andi’s toasty buns. You can stand in the back and move your lips like you’re singing.
All right, put your soul into it. Put your heart into it. Okay.
Ready? One, two, three. Happy birthday, happy birthday to you. (cacaphonous singing sounds, slowly, a bit off key, like a dirge) The audience has just left.
We lost everybody. Yes. And all of our different delays kicking in at the same time, music teachers across the country just died collectively.
That was beautifully awful. It really was. That’s what I think.
My birthday rolls around. Please don’t do that. Yeah, really.
Yeah. No need to see that. Don’t ever do that again.
I will take spankings, wine, you know, any of those things. Please don’t sing. I love you.
Please don’t sing. I’m not telling any of you when my birthday is, so there. You put it on the spreadsheet for birthdays.
I remember. We already know. January 31st.
I think that was a Friday lot this year. When is that? So we can celebrate it on the 30th. Oh, yes.
We promise. January 31st is a Saturday, so we’re going to pregame it on Friday. If it’s on a Saturday.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get some kinks and drinks.
Yeah. You can get a special. I’ll make a special drink just for you.
Well, you have to do a solo. If I come. I want a solo performance of my birthday song.
Oh, I thought I had to do like a solo thing while you come. Oh, you actually want me to sing. Oh, I thought we was going to do like some toy play and you come and then I do my thing.
I mean, if you insist. More fun than singing now, doesn’t it? If I’m going to sing, I want to do it right. Does that.
I’ve known somebody who kind of sings when they come, they kind of go, I, it’s the weirdest thing. The fact that they go is great. Yeah, I’m like, I’m already not loud, but somebody who gets like a vocal range going.
I’m like, okay. I try it like literally biting my lip and like hiding my face to not laugh. That’s the thing.
I’m like, oh, my God. Yes. I’m trying not to laugh at them.
This is not a cause somebody I know and I’m like, no, no way. Yes, it is somebody I know. You know, that would be really tough if that was your sexual partner.
Just every time you have sex with him, you have to go through. You think the Indians are attacking or something. I fucked a yodeler before.
Oh, wow. Really? And your old lady, too. Amazing sounds.
It was great. Yeah, you would like that. I guess.
Yeah, I can see that. Okay, so it’s Halloween. We are we are going to discuss our favorite divination methods and or our favorite scary story and or our favorite Halloween blog train post.
Remember, there’s a wuss in the room. Hell yeah. We’re going to get the pants off Miss Camarie.
So, yeah, that’s me. That’s me. I’m big scaredy cat.
Oh, no. I’ll be calling everybody in the morning. I got it.
You’re fine. You’re setting me your ass up with me now. No.
Then Miss Cameron, you read all of the Halloween blog train. I did. What was your favorite? I did.
I did. That this one’s this one’s a little tricky for me. This one.
This one’s a little tricky to sit there and say, okay, I was completely taken out of the box by Miss Willows. I was I was not expecting. I was not expecting that to say, yes, yes.
That one, that one kind of took me out because it wasn’t. It wasn’t like one of our typical ones. So that one was that one was that one was different.
It’s a jet to holiday. Yes. Yes.
I love. She’s such a great writer. It was.
Yeah, it was so good. It was it was just so different. I mean, I will say.
And this is going to be a collective group. Okay. We have a lot of mind fucked ones this year.
Yeah. Harper, Harper, come to the front of the classroom, please. We did this year.
It was like mind fuckery with choose your own adventure. Will they won’t they? What will happen? And I liked that. So a bunch of transformation ones.
Yes. Yes. So like you didn’t know and a lot of transformation.
So I had fun with those. There was nothing. We had very few, if any, like typical things, you know, I’ve been around a while.
You know, several of us have. And like this year just seemed different. It was a little different.
We had a lot of mind fuckery this year and I liked it. Everybody had fun with it, though. We did.
We had a lot of fun. A lot of the poem. I loved.
I love the poem. It was just like a fun little light break in everything. Because we had really long ones.
Miss Erica had a 15, 20 minute audio with hers. After a teasing. It was a great stop.
It was truly just impressive. So it was that. I just truly, truly, truly.
Loved it. I did. So there you go.
It’s a long, short answer, but I think that those were, but I loved. I loved the mind fuckery ones, bring them back. Yes.
Miss Becky. Real quick. What you bringing us for Halloween today? So.
I bought two of my favorite tarot decks. I have also, you know, I’ve got pendulums, I’ve got different things and everything, but I picked out my two favorite decks. I’ve got the sacred rebel.
Excuse me. Sacred rebels Oracle by Alana Fairchild. It is my absolute favorite deck right now.
And it’s based on different rebel archetypes, which is so delicious. And then I have Rebecca Campbell’s work your light. Which is one that is just steeped in the feminine.
So it’s, it’s a very feminine take on everything. So I really liked that with people that have a lot of good feminine energy. Love that.
Yes. All right. Are you willing to do some readings for people? Oh, I would love to.
I would love to. Fuck yeah. Okay.
We have to keep it short though, because otherwise everybody’s going to be like 30 minutes in and not. So can I have one card, please? You can. Yes.
Just hit me with it. I’m picking you a card. All right.
Ooh, miss Harper. You got heaven sent. And so I know, isn’t that a good one for miss Harper? You are heaven sent.
So just as we receive the gifts in the physical world through the thoughtfulness of others to acknowledge how much we mean to them, we to receive gifts on other levels, including the spiritual level. A spiritual gift is something that happens through grace. We can ask for help and it may be given in a response to that request.
All requests for help are answered. A spiritual gift can be given without asking for anything at all, at least not consciously. Sometimes it is our hearts that cry out for help.
When we are busy getting on with our to-do list, we don’t often stop to think about what our hearts might need. If we do, an immediate solution is not obvious. And we just get on with life, either letting the issue be or taking the more painful option of dwelling on it without seeing how it might be resolved.
However, there is a loving benevolence in life that knows exactly what we need and how to, how it can best come to us. Even when we are not so clear, this force actively seeks to assist us in walking our life path. That loving sweetness is being offered to you now, or soon will be in the form of a spiritual gift.
Your spiritual gift may be symbolic. It may be something that seems ordinary, but holds a lot of meaning to you. It may be an object that catches your eye or, and mesmerizes you.
You might like, you might think you are appreciating how lovely it looks, but there is an underlying energy that captures you. Something in the appearance, color, or shape speaks to you, and is perhaps answering an unspoken prayer. It is not the object that is the gift.
That’s just the wrapping. The actual gift is subtle, yet effective empowerment. It is a spiritual booster shot that, shot that helps you move forward with life with the additional zing, extra strength, and greater peace.
You will be empowered to accomplish tasks that you have nearly, but not quite, been able to manage on your own through the bestowal of a spiritual gift. The spiritual gift may or may not be recognizable to you. It may be very obvious and offer a windfall, a trip, a friendship, a new lover, a new subbie who spoils you rotten, or a remarkable healing in a current relationship.
It might be far more subtle and even more powerful, such as a jolt of energy that allows you to perceive things differently all of a sudden, or perhaps solve a problem that has been plaguing you. It will be bestowed as and when it is needed, and in the form that will best serve the love in you. This oracle also brings you the message, let yourself be helped.
Assistance is coming your way, so act on it and say yes. If you have been, that doesn’t apply. This oracle also comes with the message that you are to trust in the things that you feel and say to others without knowing why.
It moves them. Yours might not understand, but through trust, you are allowing yourself not to overthink and censor yourself. As such, you are able to become a vessel through which your spiritual gift can be passed on to others.
Don’t block yourself. Let life happen through you. Only benefit can come from this.
So if you have been drawn to any other card, oh, that does not apply. It is simple to receive the gift that is headed your way. The healing process below will activate it for you.
And the healing process is through unconditional love, I accept the spiritual gifts that are bestowed upon me with complete trust and gratitude, so be it. Isn’t that nice? That is nice. It’s really hard to do, though.
Why are you mean to me? Listen, listen. You have spiritual gifts and I want them. That’s why I’m doing it to you.
You have spiritual gifts and I want them. There you go. All right.
Ms. Michelle, did you bring a divination thing or a scary story or your favorite Halloween block train post? I’m having a hard time picking which one to do, but I did bring a divination tool with me. I brought my tarot cards. I have the 10th anniversary edition of the mythical goddess tarot deck by Sage Holloway and Catherine Skaggs.
Of course, I would go for this deck. I love it because it shows all of the different goddesses the world over, and it also shows different ways of channeling your femininity. That femininity isn’t just for women.
I love that. It’s a foundational deck. That’s why I brought it, just in case anybody is working on themselves on the foundational level.
We’re just finishing up October and going into the rest of the denial winter. I thought it would be a good one to bring to help anybody out if they needed. Would you like to read for one of the people in our audience, or would you like to read for one of the ladies? Real quick, will you say the name of that deck again? The 10th anniversary edition of the mythical goddess tarot deck.
Mythical goddess. I’m looking it up. All of a sudden typing a whole lot.
I would not mind reading for anybody in anybody, really. Thank you, Miss Andy. It is a lovely deck.
I love that. Yes. I think I’m going to let the folks in here.
Ladies, do any of you want to read for Miss Michelle? You get first instance. Me. I do.
Fabulous. You got it. I’m going to do a quick three card pull for you.
These will be quick. Cause it’s a, it’s called the Yoni spread. Oh, I love that.
The Yoni is my. It’s your pussy power. Oh, yeah.
Sorry. If you can hear me shuffling those real quick, just clearing them real fast. Alrighty.
All right. And Miss Becky, let’s see. All right.
Ladies out here. And I am a bit of a methodical. Reader.
I like to make a story. Oh, I like that. A little bit of a story.
Make me a story. All right. Let’s see what story we’re.
Mealing here. Okay. Just remember no playing strip Tarot.
I can be naked if I want to. Okay, so we get back dress now. Okay.
Okay. The rules before. You should have told me before I pulled.
I put that in there. You should have told me. All right.
Miss Becky. What I am gleaning here from the three cards that I pulled from you. Is that you are being called to open your heart to kindness, compassion, and the highest frequency of love.
That way you can allow abundance. And healing into yourself. And a blessed new beginning.
And I gleaned that from the three of C’s compassion. Okay. So you are now reading the three of spells.
Beginning back to your reading. Miss Becky. The course of action that is being suggested in order for you to achieve this compassionate healing.
New beginning is to watch the quality of your thoughts. Because where the mind goes. the heart and body will follow.
So if you find yourself in a situation where you have too many choices, Ms. Becky. Yeah. Give your mind a rest.
Wait for spirit to guide you forward or for the absolute opportunity to present itself. There’ll be a moment of clarity that presents itself. And that’s what you need to wait for.
If you have too many choices ahead of you on what to do with this compassionate, healing, new beginning that you’re going into. And the outcome, if you do this, is success. Material success, specifically.
So you mean I gotta be nice to people in order to get money? Actually, you need to be nice to yourself. Okay, that’s much better. Much better, yes.
You need to have some self-compassion, Ms. Becky. Do not be hard on yourself. And if you find yourself at a crossroads or a situation where you’ve got too many choices at hand, just give that little mind of yours a break.
The path will present itself, it’ll open up. Yes. And that is your Halloween reading, Ms. Becky.
Thank you so much. I feel spoiled. You’re gonna be even more spoiled, sounds like.
Yes, you will. As long as you spoil yourself. Yes, I love that.
Fuck yes. Perfect. All right, Ms. Demi, I know it’s your birthday, but did you prepare a treat or a trick? I have titties.
That’s treat enough for me. Treat enough. Boobs, yes.
I am unprepared tonight, but I did wanna talk about the- No, somebody’s sad boobs, if they’re happy, boobs. Boobs are always, they’re magical, they’re always happy. Right answer, birthday girl.
Yes. Well, then tell us one another about the Halloween. My hand’s full.
Yeah, I’m still going through the blogs. They are so fucking amazing. They’re so fucking amazing.
I really liked Michelle’s, her blog made me giggle. Just because I just imagined these guys, these bros who have been planning this party. I don’t wanna give too much away.
You guys have to go read the blog if you haven’t. Go to Ms. Michelle’s blog and read it. But they had in their minds what they wanted to happen that evening, and it did not go as planned.
And it sounds like- The bros were like, Yes. Yes, the bros, right? We were kind of naughty. We were teaching these, I had, me and Ms. Audrey both had an invited guest at parties.
And so a lot of, you know, be careful what you wish for. I loved the blogs this year. There was a lot of that, Ms. Demi.
Yours was, I did. I had fun with Ms. Demi’s too. That was a fun one.
That was a fun one. And I have to credit Ms. Constance, honestly. I was going between a million different topics and she gave me the idea of, I knew I wanted to go with denial and she gave me the idea of making him lip intent.
And so I fucking love that, like permanent, permanently. I fucking loved it. So that was all Ms. Constance.
But everyone was so, so creative. And I still have a few more blogs to get through because they’re fucking amazing. Harper’s, Ghost Hotel.
Becky, I read yours earlier today. I wanna go to your, like, why didn’t you invite me to your store? Is what I wanted to know when I was reading it. I want the same- I don’t need invitation.
Yes. You guys would have got to wait till next Halloween. Only one person per Halloween.
Gotta wait. You can come and hang out. You can come and hang out in my cold car any time.
Oh, yeah. You showed the cookies, love. I loved that.
I love my cookies all the time. I do. Only one per, you broke my heart.
Oh my God. All right, Ms. Christa, did you bring us a trick, a treat to spanking? I have a few blogs that just really did it for me. And the first one was Ms. Delia’s, The Closet.
I love that. Both of mine were, my favorites were transformation blogs. And Ms. Delia’s, and then of course, Ms. Becky’s.
Aw. And I feel like everybody else, I want a trip to the store. I wanna be able to go in there and I don’t care if I get transformed.
Oops, that’s the wrong thing. Hang on a second, let me delete that for whatever reason. But I was trying to post Ms. Delia’s.
But anyway, I don’t care if I get transformed. I just wanna go in there and play with all the pretty lingerie. Right? Mm-hmm.
And then, like I said, with Ms. Delia’s, I thought that was really, really hot. The way that, you have to read it. I’m not gonna give it away, so.
We had a lot of cliffhangers this year. Yeah. Maybe a couple.
So to speak of just, okay, what happened? Like. Because sometimes you can just leave the story open a little bit. It leaves room for people to explore.
And also, it’s creepier. And if you are really creative, you might wanna add to it next year. Oh, yeah.
If you leave the door open, you can do that. And the other thing from this, I want everybody to know that I have not been a trick or a kinks or a treat girl. I am both.
I want them both. I don’t wanna have to pick. I’m not going to pick.
You shouldn’t have to if you don’t want to. Yeah, right. I am an all, I am an all girl.
I don’t want it, I don’t want like a choice. I want, okay. If there’s a choice, I want all of it.
Yeah. My choice is all of the above. Yes.
If you don’t have that as an answer, then you don’t have the question written right. Yeah. Love that.
That’s very true. All right, so I brought a tarot deck to play with tonight. And I was struck by the urge to go and grab, and I didn’t.
So should I grab the sex deck? Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Affirmative. We want sex.
We want sex. Well, that’s very enthusiastic. All right.
It’s the Fyodor Pavlov Tarot. Go Google it. What is it? Say it again.
Fyodor Pavlov. Ooh. Let me type it.
Oh. Pavlov. Mm-hmm.
All I can think is drooling, drooling. Yeah, now I’m just thinking of drooling dogs, that’s it. Yep, that’s the first thing that come to my mind.
Ooh. Very Pavlovian response for all of this. Oh, these are sexy.
Ooh, yes. Very sexy. Ooh, I like that.
Here, I’ve got the link that shows all the pictures of the cards. I want. Ooh, that’s what I need.
There we go. All right. So the Fyodor Pavlov, the artist is a trans man.
It’s based on the Rider Waite deck. I could guess that they were trans because I’m posting the lovers in here. Yes.
I’m gonna post the lovers for you right now. Ooh, thank you for that, Becky. You guys are welcome.
Okay. And I saw that Miss Felicia French fry asked for a towel. Yeah.
Yay. Give it to her, sure. You’re lucky, Becky.
It seems appropriate to make use of the Fyodor Pavlov. Damn, my message can’t be sent. It won’t let me send the lovers.
You guys are gonna have to go into the, literally, Clyde is like cock blocking me right now. Cock blocking me. It’s the second row.
It’s a no. That’s right, Andy. It’s too hot to post.
Hey, how did you get to do that? I copy pasted it. That’s what I did. I screenshoted it.
Damn. I like it. Isn’t that awesome? The devil card is better.
Let’s see. Let’s see. Can I tell you, I like how the knees are a little bit bruised.
Huh? Right? What have they been doing out there? You don’t have marks on your knees, then it would not be a sex deck. Right? It’s a very sexy deck. Excuse me.
I know, Mott. I notice odd things, Mott. I’ve done things.
It’s an extremely sexual deck. I’ve heard. Yeah, I like that.
Yes. It’s so good. No knee pads in Tarot.
I want this deck. This is filthy. I love it.
This is filthy. Look at that. It’s hard to get a hold of.
I got it on the first one, Kickstarter. So I have an OG deck. The devil’s smirking.
Look at you. He’s smirking. Okay, Marie, he would be too, right? Look at that.
Yeah, really, he’s smirking. I’m feeling it down there. Look at those ropes being pulled right through her ass, too.
I love it. Oh my God. Yeah.
And those cheeks got a little, like, bruised knees, carpet burned, a little bit of pink on those cheeks, too. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I like it. I’m reeking out of my head.
I can’t reek it out of my head. I like it there. Dirty, it’s not scary, because a harper’s head is scary, and I’m going to get, like, I don’t want nightmares.
I’m going to be calling people. Hell no, you might get nightmares. I won’t get nightmares in your head.
Okay. I won’t. Because the vibration, the vibrating sounds from all your lovin’ drown out all the horror screams.
All right. So I like to do a three-card reading, and it generally tends to go past, present, future. And I’m going to do this real fast, okay? So this is for Miss Felicia French Fry.
Past the tower. So in the recent past, so the past six months or so, things have been very shitty. Extreme upheaval.
Lightning strikes the tower. People fall out of it. Flames screaming.
Basically everything has gone slightly sideways and icky in a not good way. And it has not been a pleasant time. But in the present, we have the Wheel of Fortune.
So already you’re starting off with two major arcana cards, which indicates big, big energy, big things moving through here. So when I say upheaval, I mean it was big, and it was noticeable. You know exactly what I’m talking about.
I don’t know what I’m talking about. I just know that something happened. In the present, the Wheel of Fortune indicates that your luck has turned, or is turning.
Things are beginning to look up. Recovery from the devastation of the tower is currently happening. You are moving into a better place and a better phase.
And the third card for the future says that I am exactly correct because it is the Four of Wands, which in traditional tarot, the Four of Wands indicates a marriage. It indicates a union, unity. It is a celebration.
Wands are fire. They’re about sex, sexuality. And this particular card features two scantily clad, buxom young ladies dancing under a marriage arbor.
So, bad, getting better. It’s gonna get really, really good in the next six months or so. That’s long.
Hell yeah. There you go. Speedy.
Awesome reading. Lucky you, Felicia French Fry. Yeah, Felicia says, wands could mean something else too.
Yeah, they could. Dicks. Aaron.
They’re all about the penis. I’ll take both. Dicks fly at you.
We like dicks. Knock it down. Halloween.
A major important thing that we were going to be doing for our Halloween celebration was putting one of our beloved fellow mistresses in the hot seat and roasting her butt. Yes. Yes.
Miss Andy, are you prepared? Are you ready for your turn? We are here for some toasty buns. I am not ready. Brace yourself.
That’s what we love to hear. The hot seat’s coming for you. Uh-oh.
We solicited questions all week long on our blog from domfridays.com. Next month, we’ll have another hot seat and we’ll also be soliciting questions. So that’s where you go to keep up to date about everything and also to find our, the podcast is over there for you guys to listen to. So, Miss Andy, question number one.
Okay. Okay. Hi, Andy, the lipstick princess.
I was wondering, since you love lipstick, what’s your favorite shades? And do you think dudes look sexy in lipstick? And we are lucky to have you at the Empire, Andy. Aw, well, thank you. I feel very lucky to be here.
And yeah, I think lipstick looks great on a guy. You know, I think it, I just love lipstick. So, favorite shades, favorite shades.
You know, that depends on my mood. But, but I really do feel like I find myself drawn to reds and nudes and pinks. I recently bought myself a plum color to wear out at night.
So I think it looked really good on me. But Charlotte Tillsbury, she makes this one called, I’m trying to remember what it’s called. Miss Kiss.
And I think that’s a color that can look pretty with anybody. So. Ooh, pretty.
Yeah, I encourage people to go out and try on the shades. They have, you know, testers at makeup counters. So.
All right. God, now I want lipstick. Yeah.
Oh, you know what are my other favorite shades is? Dior makes this really nice lipstick. And it changes to your palettes. And you can buy different shades.
But it’ll only like be unique to your skin tone, your pH, your chemistry or whatever. I don’t know the science of it. But I really recommend that lipstick.
For anybody that’s interested and maybe feeling a little shy about it. Well, I love that idea. It’s got you.
Yeah, it’s the Attic Lip Glow. And the one I particularly, I’m looking at it because I have it in my hand. This is like a lilac cool undertone.
So it turns like a very natural pink on me. Pretty. You have such pretty lips too.
Thank you. Thank you. Nice and kissable.
Miss Andy. Question number two. If you were naked on an island with Ms. Constance and she was also naked, would you touch her naughty places? And could she touch yours? I don’t know who submitted that question, but I have a suspicion.
I have a suspicion too. Well, hell yeah, why not? Get naked on an island, hon. Hopefully there’s coconuts so we can, have some coconut milk and just play with each other’s naughty parts.
Or I like to say pink parts. That’s fabulous. I’m sure that whoever submitted that question will be overjoyed to hear that the answer is an enthusiastic yes.
All right. Your hours seem to have changed recently. Can you share when you are available for calls these days? Yeah.
So, I’m saying that I’m here around four o’clock. And I leave at 10, just for consistency sake. But I’m usually here earlier, but I’ll definitely be here at four.
Ooh. Yeah. Oh, go ahead.
I was just gonna say afternoon delight. Hello. Yes, yes.
And I’m off most days and always on Mondays. You have to. You have to block out time for yourself away from the demands of a busy mistress.
Yes. Okay. Ms. Andy, I have heard you are super creative when it comes to DIY sex toys.
Can you share some of your favorites? Hmm. Well, usually when I’m talking, I ask them what’s around. Like, tell me what you got around.
And then I’ll take her from there. But this is kind of something that I started early on that I really like is bubble wrap. I think that’s so much fun to play with.
But not everybody’s got that laying around. So somebody’s like, hey, what can I get? I’ll be like, kiss wrap. Or this cracks me up, makes me laugh so bad.
One time I had somebody do this for me when we used to use Skype and I fell off my chair laughing from, it was just too funny. Rubber gloves, you know the kind that you use to do dishes with? Mm-hmm. And then getting Vaseline and loading it with, not the inside of the glove, the outside, in your dick, and having you stroke.
It’s challenging for so many. It’s great for humiliation. And very frustrating.
That’s hilarious, I love it. Yeah, it’s hilarious. Everybody should do it once with somebody.
It’s hysterical. Especially when they’re tiny. Oh my God, I visualized.
That’s very bollockal, I think I love it. Thank you. All right, Miss Andy, this question, this person wanted to know, do you ever get tired of being so gorgeous? No.
I had to unmute for that one, I had to unmute for that. No, you should. No, no, it never gets boring.
It’s just, you know, a lot of fun. But my mother did warn me, she’s like, looks do fade, young lady. So, you know, make sure you’re a woman of substance.
And I like to think, you know, that I am that too. Yes, definitely. And a man.
I love how I look, so. Okay, so this person is a giantess caller. Yay.
And they want you, what they sent in is, I want you to put me smaller and smaller. I don’t want to grow back and you do it better in person, please. I love Giantess and Giantess Island, so much fun.
I love playing with tiny little men. So, hell yeah. They are hilarious.
Tiny little fellas and you make them shrink down and do all sorts of things with them. Hmm. Yeah, but be careful because sometimes there’s accidents and I might, you know, step on you.
And that doesn’t go well for you. See, that’s what the custom dollhouse is for. Yes, yes.
And you can put them in there and be like, okay, now you’re going to act out what I tell you to do or else, anyways. Moving along, because I was about to go off on this whole thing that we don’t have time. Oh, okay.
But if you ever want to come play dollhouse with me, I have this Victorian dollhouse and I put electric wiring in it, so it has lights and everything. It’s great. I’m glad you told me, that sounds fantastic.
I could just see your tiny little men just being like booze. Yup. All right, Miss Andy, what makes a princess dom unique in your view and how does her style or energy differ from other forms of domination? You know, I have no idea.
I just, I have no idea. You know, I’m quirky and I’m playful and I like to match energy. I don’t think I’m, yeah, that’s all I’m going to say about that.
Nothing, nothing about how a princess dom is demanding and secretly cruel. You’re not cruel though. Way too nice.
Well, you know, that’s like a dirty rumor. I am too nice. I just, it’s a dirty rumor.
I just, it’s like, I am caring. I care, you know, I care about whoever I’m playing with and aftercare is important. I don’t want to do any minute damage to anybody.
So if that makes me too nice, well, then I’ll take it. But yeah, I can be very demanding and bratty. I guess.
As you should be. You deserve the best. I do.
I’m not going to argue with you on that. But, I don’t know what else to say. Well, then let’s try a new question.
So this, this querent said, I want to try a chastity cage. Do you have advice for a newcomer to chastity? You know, I just love when somebody new comes to me about chastity. It’s very exciting.
The best advice I feel I can give anybody on this subject is like do your homework and get the best that you can afford. But I find that a lot of guys when they start off, either they’ll buy something really cheap and then it’s so uncomfortable or it hurts and it, or worse. And I don’t want to see that happen.
So, I noticed throughout my time doing this and talking with other mistresses that the, I’m dyslexic. So you got to bear with me. Cause I’m afraid I’m going to say this backwards or something.
But, the CV 3000 is it? Or is it the 6000? 3000, right? 6000. There’s a CV 6000. 6000, that’s really good.
6000, I always mess up the numbers on that one. I find that to be a good. I don’t know how other people feel about that.
But from my experience, guys tend to like that. It’s a good mid range. You know, it’s not one of those cheapy pieces of shit off of Amazon that break if you sneeze.
But it’s not like the several hundred dollar metal ones. It’s a good for, you know, you want to start out and you don’t want a piece of crap. Right.
I’m with you. Yes. Good.
Some guys that’ll say, okay, I’ll go with mature metal and they don’t even have it on half a day. It’s like, wow. That’s one expensive paperweight you have.
Right. Goodness. Yeah.
It’s not for everybody. All right, Miss Andy, you’re preparing to do a session with a SPH, small penis humiliation, submissive, enjoys impact play and bondage. What song or songs are you listening to to get your head in the game slash scene? Hmm.
You know, I love all kinds of music. My musical tastes change throughout the day. But if I’m getting ready for a session, SPH, banking, bondage, all that stuff, I’m probably gonna listen to hip hop or heavy metal.
I love Cardi B and Gloriela. Do you know their cousins? Um. Really? Yes, I heard about that.
Did you? Love them both. Yeah. I didn’t know that.
Are they really? Yeah, Cardi B was being interviewed and she found out that her grandfather had a mistress. Ah. Yeah.
Yeah, so. Hmm. Yeah, she didn’t really like talking about it.
So, but that’s how they’re related. That is scandalous. I love it.
Now I have to know everything. Yeah, so. All right.
Oh, Miss Andy. I know who sent in this question. It’s a little applesauce.
My question is, if you could pick any two partners for a three-way, male or female, who would you pick? It could be celebs or better yet, mistresses from the empire and even fans. Please pick me. Happy Halloween, Andy.
Okay, well, I’ll pick you and Lady Kravitz. Oh, he’s fine. He is heavenly.
Yes, good taste. Yummy. Any of the mistresses here would be fun to play with you.
Person that asked a question, but Lady Kravitz. Uh-huh. Okay, we should move on to the next because I’m gonna have lots of naughty thoughts of Lady Kravitz running through my head right now.
I know, God. This person sent in my Fimdom Friday question. If the Halloween blog train was a movie, are there any actors, actresses, athletes, or even the fans that you would want to play any characters from any of the stories? Jason Momoa.
Oh, what a cool question. Oh, Jason Momoa. Yes, please.
The entire cast of Magic Mike. Anyway. Yeah.
So when you asked this question, I was thinking of people that I see around the empire. I didn’t automatically go to like Jason Momoa or anything like that. So that’s odd, right? So like when, because the stories were so good, and I enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed this year’s vlog train. I enjoyed every year, but this year it was really something extra. Do you have any- There were so many.
There were so many good stories. Basically, if they’re cute and hot and put them in compromising positions, fuck. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Yep. Miss Andy, I think we have roasted you.
Yes, you did. I survived it. I hope you feel well roasted in the bun area.
Thank you for being in our hot seat. Thank you. I hope it was a team I’m at.
They’re doing fireworks. So- Oh my God. Yeah, every night fireworks, but tonight’s Halloween, so it’s extra.
Oh gosh. I don’t think Florida will use any excuse to do fireworks. That’s very true.
I’ve got you. Miss Andy, tell everybody what your blog is. What my blog is? Your blog.
Your blog? Yeah, your blog. Oh, phonesexprincess. Yeah.
Yes. Phonesexprincessblog.com. I love that. Yes, thank you.
Thank you. We are right at the end. Other ladies, what are your blogs? I forgot to ask at the very beginning, or I can just chant them out real fast.
Miss Becky, what’s your blog? Intelligentphonesexcalls.com. So classy. Fuck. And I know you have your podcast.
They can find a link to that on your blog. You can, Kinkology, the psychology of kink. And if my blog name was accurate, it would be Filthy Slut.
Miss Christa, what’s your blog URL? Mine is phonesexfetishblog.com. So close to being the perfect URL. It’s just in the wrong, it’s in the wrong order. I know you do Kinks and Drinks.
I do. It’s on Saturday nights at 9 p.m. and you can get all of the information right there on my blog. Matter of fact, there is a kinks and drinks tab now on my blog for all of the episodes that we’ve done so far.
Fabulous, me gusta. Miss Michelle, real quick, where can we find you? You can find me on themasterbatrix.com and of course on here, most Fridays. Love it.
You need a podcast. Join us. Ooh, girl.
Miss Demi, what’s your blog URL? I am sensualcocktease.com and you can find me here. I’ll be here more often pretty soon. I promise, I fucking promise.
I miss you guys so much. Miss Kay Marie, I know you have a blog or two or three and a podcast. Yes, I have two blogs and a podcast.
I am themistressofmore.com and the mistressafterhours.com and my podcast is Happy Hour. I’m on Tuesday nights and Miss Michelle, you can come and join me if you want to until you get your podcast. Oh girl, I’m there.
Yeah, you can come and join me. Join me. Hell yes.
Yeah, come and have fun. And you’re welcome at mine anytime you want to. Any of y’all.
You got it, yes. Mine is fetishphonesexblog.com and I am the host of Whore School Adult Sex Education. This is Femdom Fridays you are listening to.
You can, if you’re listening to this, record it somewhere and you think to yourself, gosh, where can I find more of this awesome podcast? FemmeDumbFridays.com. You can find us live every Friday at nine Eastern on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server. You must be 18 or older to join us. You can listen to the replay on Saturday or tonight, Friday nights, on your favorite podcast platform or whenever it hits because it’s syndicated.
I’m Harper. These are the ladies. We’re awesome.
You are welcome for listening to us. Happy Halloween. Don’t let the spooks bite you on the toes.
Well, not that you told them they’re welcome. Yeah, you guys are welcome. You should be thankful that you heard us.
That’s right. Counter blessings, mortals. And turn your dumbass clocks back if you live in one of the silly states that do that.
I hate it. So I will be a bitch for a couple of weeks. Yeah, we’re falling back.
What the hell? Okay. I hate that. What the hell? What the hell? All right, good night, y’all.
Good night, everybody. Have a happy Halloween. Bye, happy Halloween.
Happy birthday, Demi. Happy birthday. Thank you.
Bye. Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
