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Well, hello, everyone. No problem. Welcome, everyone.
So we are here for another Femdom Fridays. And I want to welcome everyone to Femdom Fridays. You can find us every week.
You can find us every week at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. You must be 18 or older to join. And you should probably be 21 because we share the famous Drink of the Week.
Krista, why don’t you take it away with Drink of the Week? All right. Well, give me just a second and I will post it right quick. It’s called Tantrum.
Oh, that’s good. For all of our little brats that we may have listening. And here it comes.
Give me just a second. And there you go. And what this is, it’s kind of a fun drink.
It tastes really good. I just made one. It looks really good.
It’s black cherry claw, white claw. I like that you just called it claw. You’re like, I’m familiar terms with it.
Yeah, I am. One ounce of Hornido’s vanilla honey tequila. One ounce of freshly squeezed lemon juice.
Garnish with raspberries, lime wheel, and a mint sprig. It is delicious. Oh, I love that.
So why don’t we start with introductions? And Miss Krista, since you’re already right here, why don’t you take it away and let the people know where they can find you? All right. Well, I am Miss Krista. You can find me at phonesexfetishblog.com. You can also find me on Blue Sky.
I am back on X. I’m out of prison there. And to make it a lot easier for everybody, there you go. That’s all of my pertinence.
Pertinence. I like that. All of your pertinence.
All right. Well, why don’t I hand the mic over to Michelle, who I just heard? Oh, thank you. So, well, I am your Melodic Masturbatrix, and you can find me on themasturbatrix.com. I am also currently your Mistress of the Month, so be sure to call me this Masturbation May, because I would love to hear from you.
And you get five minutes free added to your sessions with me, so why wouldn’t you? Oh, my credentials have been – my pertinence have been dropped in the chat. Thank you so much, Patty. I appreciate it.
So you can see all that. You can find me over on X at T-H-E-E, the Divine Me, or you can find me at themasturbatrix.bsky.social. Also, if you are on our EnchantrixEmpireCommunity.net site, feel free to hit me up over there at Michelle C. I’m excited to get into some Brat Taming tonight with you, Miss Becky. I know.
Isn’t that going to be fun? I am excited. I was thinking of you a little bit. I knew you would love that.
Oh, yeah? Bianca, why don’t you take it away, babe? You’re on mute. Thank you. Hi, Miss Bianca.
Excuse me. You will find me at kinkyphonefantasy.com. Email me, Bianca, at enchantrixempire.com. And I’m on Discord is MissBiancaEE. Blue Sky is BiancaEnchantrix.bluesky.social. And I am so excited as a Brat Tamer to get into this tonight.
This is great. Thank you for doing this show. I’m so happy everyone’s excited about it.
What about you, Miss Harper? You can find me everywhere. I’m omnipresent, omnibenevolent, all-powerful and fearful. Fear me.
You know, if I could do the sound effects and, like, the shadow effect that Cate Blanchett had in Lord of the Rings, I would. But I can’t. So just imagine it.
I’m on Twitter as EnchantrixHarper. No I in the word Enchantrix because it’s a typo. Yep.
I’m on Blue Sky, HarperEnchantrix. You can also find me on our social media network, HarperSexy. I’m on Discord, LDWHarper.
I have a blog, fetishphonesexblog.com. I run the Whore School blog and podcast, which is your adult sex education podcast. It airs Sunday evenings from 11 to midnight on the East Coast. It’s 8 to 9 on the West Coast.
Time zones in between. Figure it out for yourself. It is adult sex education.
No fear. No shame. No guilt.
And this coming Sunday, I’m going to be talking to you about a topic that I definitely remember. And I’m not trying to get the website to load so that it won’t. The health benefits of masturbation.
There. Oh, I love that. For Masturbation May.
For Masturbation May. Exactly. The health benefits of masturbation, including some tips for people who are too stressed out to masturbate.
You ever get so stressed that you don’t even get a boner? I can help with that. I have tips. Excellent.
And Miss Hadley, let the people know where they can find you. Just the tips. Hi, Mistress Hadley.
You can find me right here. LDWHadley on Discord. You can find me.
I’m also out of Twitter jail. You can find me over at the cesspool that is X as Empress Hadley. You can find me on Blue Sky as Hadley.Bettencourt. Because I was feeling creative that day.
And you can find me over at IWillDominateYou.com. And for anybody who is looking to expand their social circle or indulge their exposure fetish in a maybe sort of way, I have cooked up a little kinky business card that arrives to you formatted as printable. I can list your talents, your kinks, your fetishes, your proclivities. Get out there and suck some dick, folks.
Or have your sucked. I’m not here to judge. Thank you.
That is quite the advertisement. Sorry to bust in. But that is great.
Get out there and suck some dick. That’s right. I’m also doing things with Miss Becky.
I got to pimp us. Miss Becky and I have a ‑‑ I don’t have the link in front of me. We have a combo stroke-a-thon training.
And each individual one as well. But I really recommend you get us both. Because two is fewer than 15.
And y’all are going to have a hell of a time. Thank you. That’s right.
And we have Goddess Rachel here with us tonight. I’m so thrilled. Why don’t you tell the people where they can find you.
Here. On Discord. Under LDWRachel.
Email me. Rachel at EnchantrixEmpire.com. My blog, which is currently on hiatus from new posts. But you can still enjoy past ones.
And there are many. Is sensual-dom.com. Thank you, Michelle. You’re putting a whole bunch of pertinent information in the chat.
So rather than just kind of spout all that off. I’ll invite you to check out the chat for other. I am not ‑‑ I have a presence on X. But I’ll warn you ahead of time.
I really don’t go there very much. Thank you, ladies. I love your voices, too.
So that’s that. About that. Excellent.
And our audience. We have One Tooth or John. We have Addie.
We have Bucky M. Hello, Bucky. We have Demi Owns Me. Welcome.
We have Dr. Spankensyne, who I saw say earlier in Enchantrix Empire, which is our own pinky social media platform. That if Goddess Rachel was coming, he was definitely going to make a point to be here for tonight’s show. So welcome.
We have Felicia French. We have Kali, the sweet girl. And she really is.
We have Lance. We’ve got Matt. We’ve got Patty.
We’ve got Please Her with the fucking on-fire screen name. We’ve got Prisoner Dekay Marie. And welcome, everyone.
I’m excited that you guys came out with us. So we are talking about BDSM brats tonight. And I’m really excited about it.
I love me some brats. And for those of you that don’t know, brats are essentially a type of subversive who engage in playful resistance. And they challenge their dominant for their mutual pleasure.
It’s not about being a bad submissive as it is about creating an exciting like Mary Chase that both parties enjoy prior to the ultimate submission, which is definitely going to happen. So it’s not genuine disobedience or disrespect. It is consensual, fun, and often cheeky.
You know, it’s a form of power exchange. And the goal is to get attention, elicit punishments, test boundaries in a playful way, or make the dominant earn their control. So I want to hear from the ladies because brats are a contentious topic in the femdom circles.
So brats can be a sore point with a lot of the ladies. And so I want to know from each of you, do you guys enjoy a bit of black brat play? Or are they just not your jam? And we’re going to start out with you, Miss Bianca. Take it away.
No, I live for the brats. Once I understood a whole lot, I mean, at first, first of my journey, I’ve trained under masters and mistresses and had my own kind of topping from the bottom. I wouldn’t say completely bratting out, but resisting, of course, because no, no, I’m 100% dumb.
No, I cannot be submissive. And I live for brats because the psychology of all of it, learning what makes them do what they want to do, really. And why is it 90% of the brats I’ve ever came across are all into impact play? For real.
Just, you know, just speak me. I’ll behave, I promise. But no, I just the overall somehow I became like a brat tamer.
And it’s really fun. I love the dynamic. I really do.
Excellent. And then why don’t we hear a little bit from Harper? What do you think? I like a brat. I like a brat.
If they tell me they’re being a brat. What I mean by that is sometimes when somebody approaches you for a session, right? And you’re getting to know each other and we’re talking about what do you want? What are you interested in? If you start off trying to be a brat before we’ve established a dynamic, you’re not being a brat in the BDSM sense. You’re just being a dick.
Yeah, without consent. Yeah, because it’s about consent, right? Consent is the most important part of all of the things that we do. Without consent, you’re just being a jerk.
So before the scene begins, before we start anything at all, if I’m like, so what are you interested in? I don’t know. What do you think I’m interested in? Obviously not me. I will lunge through your computer and stuff wet, overcooked macaroni in your ears.
But if you say, I really like the brat dynamic and I’d love to explore that more. And I’ll go, ooh, great. Thank you for warning me.
Love that. We can absolutely do that. Yes.
Are you going to use a safe word? Do you want the color safe word? Like, how do I know when you actually mean, no, I don’t want to do this thing. Versus, you can’t even make me as a funny little brat thing. Right? I want to know this, so I’m going to ask it.
There’s nothing wrong with people who want to be the brat. Because it’s a way to explore opposition. And especially opposition to authority.
That’d be me. In a fun and safe way. And for people who are bad at standing up to opposition, it can be a wonderful way to say no.
And to be a little jerk. And to express yourself in a fun, creative way. That it’s not going to hurt my feelings.
Because now I know you don’t mean it in a dickhead way. You mean it in a I’m a BDSM brat sort of a way. Just warn me.
Warn me before we get going. Please and thank you. Those are some excellent points.
Those are some really excellent points. Especially on how we have to kind of know what’s going on. Because for safety reasons.
Even what you brought up in terms of knowing when somebody is actually saying no to something. And when they’re engaging in playful resistance. Because that’s a matter of safety.
For everybody involved. If I tell you I want you to pinch your nipple. And you go no.
Make me. You can’t even do that. I’m like okay.
Either you’re like we’ve had a miscommunication. I don’t know what’s going on here. Like pinch your fucking nipple.
I’m on the phone. You’re right. I can’t make you.
Miss Hadley, what do you think? Are you done with the brats? So here’s the thing. And I’m very glad that you chose me next. Because first of all, what Harper said.
And that you can’t make me. I have said this to more than one submissive. That I really liken the brat dynamic.
To. What I have heard. Animal trainers at SeaWorld say.
Bear with me. But. They have been.
Clear that they can train and train and train and train and train. But at the end of it. I can’t make you do something that you don’t at some point.
Some part of yourself. Want to do. Because we’re on the phone.
Or even in person. Even if you’re here. Literally under my boot.
If you really don’t want to do that. I can’t make you unless I’m committing a crime. And I am not a criminal.
I’m not a criminal. So some part of you has got to be willing to submit to my demands. At some point.
And there in lies. The line. So you are either wired to.
At some point, except my dominance. Or not. And that’s great.
And that’s great. But one of us is going to get bored way quicker. Than the other.
If you’re just not interested. And I won’t be sure why you engage me in the first place. My personal.
Preference. If I’m taking a. Person into my service, a slave or submissive, whatever. Is that I want.
I want a little snap. Oddly, I had a colored slave for a number of years. And I would often say that he had one submissive bone in his body.
And I got to be the dominant. Any day that I could find it. That’s pretty much how it ran.
If you’re going to put the keys to your castle on a hook outside the door. And probably not. Going to be interested.
But there needs to be the understanding that I always hold at least 51% of the power. And we’ll always have the final say. So if you can work within that, and as Harper so beautifully said, Want to learn about or educate yourself or whatever, but resistance.
Versus just being an asshole. And I have all the time in the world for that. If you just want to show up and prove that I can’t make you while I’m I’m just going to start from square one.
No, I can’t. So you win. Have a good afternoon.
Yeah. Submission is a verb. You have to submit.
Yeah. You cannot. In force upon another.
Living being their submission without. Causing harm by. Yeah.
Like definition. You just, you can’t do that. And we’re all extremely ethical.
We’re not gonna do that. Cause it’s icky. So if you want to play.
Brat games. Of a brat. Yeah.
Even though we could. And sorry, I did that whole diatribe with my microphone. Above my head.
So sorry if I was. Yeah. If you want to be a brat.
Just admit that you want to be a fucking brat. And then sure. We can be bratty mistresses right back at you.
For sure. If you, if you actually don’t want my dominance, that’s a really expensive way to say, fuck you to somebody. So.
Cheers buddy. Thanks. I listen to that all day long.
Sometimes we get, so there was a question in the chat. Bianca said topping from the bottom versus bratting. Right.
Yes. And that they’re not the same thing. Yes, please.
Hopping from the bottom is. Also. Annoying.
If you don’t warn us. This is what you’re going to want. Cause otherwise we’re just like, why are you resisting literally every single thing that I tell you to do? I tell you to touch your dick and you’re like, no.
Okay. Touch your dick. Yes.
Nipples. No, I’m not gonna. Okay.
Is it quietly? Like what, what are we doing? We’re doing an ignore session is what we’re doing. Apparently. Yes.
Well, I think that’s a really important distinction though. I think the thing to understand is that brats are still submissives. They aren’t.
Trying not to submit. They’re trying to make the game of it. They’re trying to make it fun.
Like one of the things that I have been thinking about, cause I love primal sex. I love primal sex. That is pretty much like my, my.
Favorite type of sex. I like the power struggle. And so I will try to rest control back.
Cause. Shocker. I’m a fucking brat.
When I’m, when I’m submissive, I’m straight up a brat. Yes, you can. I. I. Think that.
Primal sex is a physical expression. Of this dynamic. And I think bratting is the emotional.
The mental. Right. Isn’t it.
It really is a form of primal sex. It’s a form of primal play of, of back and forth of. The power struggle, which is really exciting to me.
I love it. What about you, miss Rachel? What do you think? Well, I agree with. Pretty much a hundred percent of what my fellow.
Ladies have said. Consent is big. Things need to be laid out.
Ahead of time so that we both understand. Where we’re coming from. Before we get into the scene.
But I also confess to maybe a touch. Of subclinical. Narcissism.
In that. The underlying question is. Why are you here? You know, like if.
You have to do something. What are you going to do for me? Basically. Because you’re still a submissive.
And I’m still a dominant. No matter how you’re behaving. So if you’re going to.
Spend most of the time just saying. Now. You know, like then.
Okay. This can be. And I said this in.
A group blog post that I wrote. On how to tell whether or not you may just be a brat. Or whether you may be a princess instead.
On one of the group blogs. And there’s a quiz that you can take and it’s. Not necessarily scientific, but a lot of people found it fun.
You have a quiz. I will. I will look for that.
It’s a two part series. It’s like, are you a sissy brat? Or are you a sissy princess? And it’s two volumes. And.
One is for the brat. One is for the princess. And I’ll put the links in there.
And there’s a quiz at the end of each one. So. Basically there has to be a lever.
You know, by which. I can exert control. Like you can go ahead and say.
No. As much as you want to. But I have to have some way of.
Convincing you. I might try for a little while being like. Oh, come on.
Little muffy kids. Do I need to lose something really, really big in your little bottom? Or. You know.
Or something like that. But after a while. I need some way of.
Muscling you into submission. Under the guise of consent. You know, safe, sane and consensual.
Like, it’d be nice if you had. A lovins. Diamo.
Around your little clitty and girly grapes. And if I get tired of hearing, no, then. Maybe I’ll turn it on high.
For a while, but. Cut it off before you make your little sissy dribbles. And you know, let’s see which wins your will or your desperation.
And in the most serious cases. What I know that you want, no matter how bratty you are, is my attention. And if I have to say, okay.
You either do this. Or I’m going to do my nails and let you talk to yourself. Because if nothing else.
A sissy brat wants attention. And if I would draw attention. Then I’m liable to get what I want.
Because you may be a brat, but I’m a bitch. That’s how I do it. I fucking.
Yes, I’m just going to toss in a. If you’re going to be a brat, I can be a bitch. Fucking. Yes.
But. Gift is perfect. Perfect.
That is the embodiment right there. I mute myself again. All right.
Now let’s go with goddess Michelle. I know you fuck with brats. Oh, I fuck with brats.
Heavy. Love, love, love brats. I just to add on to what I agree with what everyone has been saying thus far.
The part about brats that I think that I am that I enjoy and what I fuck with so heavy. Is that it helps you deal with kind of that discomfort of submitting a little bit. Right? Whenever you kind of make it a playful resistance.
Also, I’m a big fan of whenever we’re in session or we’re kind of playing with that push and pull that happens with brats and their and their fem doms. I love that whenever we’re kind of playing with that. Sorry about that.
The. Crystal, your gift is so amazing. I like lost my train of thought for a second.
But the thing that I love about that kind of push pull is that like you can kind of be playful with it. Right. And that’s kind of what brats do.
And also, whenever I’m submissive, that’s kind of a role that I find myself falling into a bit. And I love, you know, whenever I’m having maybe difficulty submitting on something to be a little resistant to see if my dom will kind of, you know, come up with like a creative way to get me to submit. Which that kind of mental interplay is so fun whenever you’re switching with someone, too.
So absolutely. Brats, I fuck with y’all. Hit me up.
I love the brats who think they’re not brats. And you can and I love calling that out as well as part of the play. So absolutely.
One hundred percent. I fuck with the brats big time. I love that.
What about you, Krista? I love brats. I am a brat. I am a brat dom.
So I outrank you already. Yep. So but I agree with like Harper and everybody above Rachel.
God, I love her points. It has to be agreed upon upfront. Don’t be a brat out the gate and me not knowing that that’s what you’re playing because it does.
It pisses me off. And it really doesn’t do anybody any good. You just need to communicate that that’s what you want to do and then we can have all kinds of fun.
And I loved Miss Rachel’s comment that ultimately what they want is attention. And when I go through all of what I can do to get you to obey and do things my way and you don’t want to do it. I have no problem taking away my attention.
I really don’t. And the part about doing your nails. Oh, I love my nails done.
So, yes, I do love brats. I do love playing with them, but I want them to understand that I am a bigger breath than they are. And probably have been a brat longer than they have.
Out bradham girl. That’s right. Out brad the brats.
Well, and I think that’s what’s so fun about brats is they require so much creativity and intelligence. Like it’s a it’s a very cerebral kind of connection that you have with brats in the moment that I really, really dig. And I see that we’ve got Mistress Nina here.
Hi, Nina. Welcome. I want to give you an opportunity to answer if you want.
We’re just we’re talking about BDSM brats and whether or not you fuck with them. Are they your jam or are they not your jam? You’re on mute if you’re trying to speak. But it’s cool if you don’t if you if you can’t to you can just let us know.
Perfect. All right. So am I still can you guys hear me? Yes, ma’am.
Oh, my screen pinged away from here and I was like, am I gone? All right. So now that we’ve established I am in the room. The next thing I want to talk about is I want to talk about brats taming strategies.
So I am doing my next podcast episode on brats doing a full deep dive into brats to what, you know, what drives them, what drives us, what drives brat tamers, the psychology behind it, all of that. But I want everyone to give their best brat taming tips. And I think I’m going to air it on Kingology.
So I will start with Mistress Harper. Wait, what? You’re your best brat taming strategies. Communication up front.
I ask them, you know, are you being a brat or are you actually saying no? And I feel like I’m just being a little brat. I’m like, oh, OK, great. Then carry on.
Because, I mean, the best way to tame a brat is to play with them the same way that you would tame any semi-feral creature. You give them a little bit of enrichment. You get their curiosity going.
You know, you dangle a toy in front of their face. Do you want it? Nope. Do you want it? Speak.
You know, and then you give them a reward when they give you the behavior that you wanted from them, which is usually, yes, please. Oh, I want it. I want it.
OK, well, I guess I can give it to you now. That’s that’s how you tame a brat. I love that.
And communication is funny. That was one of the first things that came up. What about you got us, Michelle? Oh, my favorite thing with brats, and this works on me, is rewards.
If you’re being resistant about something that like I want you to do, like, hey, you know, go in there, go into that store, get those panties, you know, say it’s for your girlfriend, whatever. But do it. I know they like wearing the panties.
So once they purchase those panties, you send me a pic every day and I’ll tell you how amazing you look. And that’s your reward. Just as an example.
But that’s my one of the big strategies I use with brats is a rewards based play. You do what I want. I give you something sweet and fun.
And if you don’t, you know, we can engage in some some form of a punishment. I know that impact play is a big thing with some brats. But I like to be maybe a little bit more creative on that end, especially since we’re doing things from a distance.
And typically the punishment or punishment will be silence. And you need to respect that. You get cut off from my presence for a little bit if you don’t behave, but if you do good.
Oh, yeah. I got us. Michelle, take good care of us.
Michelle, we’ll take good care of you. I fucking love that. I love that.
And just real quick in my in my research for Kinkology’s episode next week, I ran across a term that I never heard about that was called smart ass masochist. So they were differentiating between a brat and a smart ass masochist. So a brat is going after the power struggle.
Right. And a smart ass masochist is going after the punishment, the impact play typically. So a lot of what we might consider to be bratty behavior can actually be this smart ass masochist because they are seeking pain rather than the power struggle.
I thought that was really interesting. Oh, I’m going to have to use that. That is a good one.
Hell yeah. May I? You may. Go for it Hadley.
And a long history with the Sams. Little bastards. Yeah, it’s an important thing.
Like every going back to what Harper said so eloquently at the beginning about resistance and expressing yourself. And the Sam or the smart ass masochist is sort of at the other end of that particular spectrum where they know that the fastest, quickest way to get themselves a spanking or whatever their masochistic trigger gratification is, is to be a smart ass and goad their dominant. And while I love with brats, I’ll fuck with, I’ll fuck with brats and all of those other things up above.
The smart ass masochist is labor digging for my punishment slash punishment. And if it’s punishment to me, and it’s punishment for them, I’m going to actually take a minute to sit and think about giving them something they actually don’t like. You want to get spanked? You’re going to have to eat a banana when I know you fucking hate bananas.
You’re going to have to write lines for a thousand times. Sit there. I will be a good boy.
Yes. Thank you. Guess what? Becky, guess what? What? Nina can talk now.
I fixed it. Oh, Nina. Excellent.
Oh, we would love to hear from you, Miss Nina. Weigh in. Tell us your best brat taming strategy.
You’re on mute still. I swear to God, I fixed it. Oh, wait, you might have to disconnect and then reconnect for the change in role to take place.
So hang up and then come right back in and it’ll, it’ll flip over. In the meantime, why don’t we go to Bianca? I am. So ignoring is like my favorite because it’s attention seeking.
But other than that, I believe someone just said giving them tasks to complete. My biggest brats are actually not in scene. They are in day to day activities because I think a lot of them are very neurodivergent.
I need to be told what to do and they don’t want to do their self care. They don’t want to drink their fucking water. They don’t want to eat their fucking food.
But you expect to come into a two hour scene on an empty stomach. That’s a problem. Because now you have a task and you just might be handcuffed to something while you’re eating your, you know, your dinner.
Such a good point. If you want to resist me, then you’re getting tied up. You’re getting restrained in some way.
I will make you do what I need you to do. Before you go any further, you’re going to do the things that you meant to, but then we’re going to do some affirmations. And if I have it and if I, you know, this goes along with the boundaries and stuff, because I feel myself getting too bitchy and you’ve pushed my limits too far.
Oh, you do not get anything today. We’re pulling up our panties and we’re going home. Like how far they can push you in the first place, it goes a long way.
But like I said, in scene as a different me, but I think I found most of my brats misbehave and don’t even get to the scene sometimes because they just push back too much. So that’s a good way to train them. You don’t get anything.
You’re going to have to do what you’re supposed to do anyways. See you next time. Well, no.
And what a great point on neurodivergence, because really, when you think about it, you’ve got autism with pathological demand avoidance, who has a reaction, a genuine reaction that they might actually need to somatically work through. And then you’ve got ADHD who’s novelty seeking, who is going to want these like really fun, playful, charged type of experiences. And I see Miss Nina’s back.
Miss Nina, I’d love to hear from you. You’re on mute. We’re trying.
It’s probably an audio setting issue. But also, we do have buns to roast. We do have buns to roast.
I know. So does anyone have anything that they need to say? Because I know we didn’t get to everybody with the with the best strategies for brat taming. Anybody have something that they desperately need to get off their chest? So let’s go into roasting some buns.
Oh, I’m excited. So this is Goddess Rachel’s very first mistress hot seat. For those of you listening at home that may not be familiar with the mistress hot seat, what we do is we will have a link that you submit your questions live to so that you can hear the mistress answer your questions directly from you live and we get to know our mistresses a little bit better.
And so I will kick it off. We’ve got Goddess Rachel tonight and I’m so excited. So this was from Sissy Kimmy.
He said, I have listened to one of your audio stories. How many audio stories have you done? And when you’re making them, do you get turned on? Do you get turned on Miss Rachel? Well, to answer the first part of the question, it’s impossible for me to quantify. I actually, if you count the little audios at the end of group blogs, the audio versions of blog posts, the free audios, the custom audios, the store audios.
I cannot answer that question. Hundreds, maybe. So there’s that question.
And in terms of whether or not I get turned on when I’m making them, that’s actually the barometer by which I mean, does this still need work? Or is this what it’s supposed to be? Because if I get wet while I’m writing and or recording, then that’s sort of me being able to say, yeah, that’s it. I got it. Goddess Rachel has a pussy-o-meter.
Exactly, exactly. The pussy’s the barometer. That would make a good chant.
Okay, I love that. Hadley, why don’t you take the next question? I’d love to. So none of us spend all our time here.
So what are some of the things that you like to do when you’re not here controlling cocks and collecting sissy girls? Well, this may be surprising to some people, but I have a large back-to-the-earth hippie streak. Call me Farmer Rachel in the warm months. I do a lot of gardening.
I try to grow as much of my, some foods, especially greens, as much of my own produce as possible. Berries and greens and tomatoes and cucumbers, peppers, and I make stuff. I make, I grow a ton of basil so that I can, I usually end up with something like, I don’t know, maybe a quart of pesto that I freeze in ice cube trays to use throughout the winter.
You know, I go kind of wild with that sort of thing. I try to make, I’m a big DIY person. I’d rather thrift something than, the only thing I really am willing to spend a lot of money on is shoes and purses.
And like self-care, you know, like waxing, massages, skin treatments, mani-pedis. I will spend money on that stuff and on my hair. But other than that, I am very parsimonious.
So bargain hunting, buy nothing. I don’t know if anybody’s heard of the buy nothing groups, like on Facebook and stuff like that. I’m big on part of those.
Are they like bartering? Yeah, well, it’s pretty much you go in there and you make sure that it’s not crap that you’re offering. And you just say, I have this, who wants it? It can be anything from cardboard boxes if you’re moving to, I’ve seen people just give away furniture, you know, they don’t really need the money. They could sell it, but they don’t need the money.
They just want it gone. No, when I’m moving, I just want my shit gone. Like I, money’s great, but just take my shit, please.
Exactly. I saw somebody give away most of a gallon of milk because they were going on vacation and they didn’t want to spoil. Now I’ve seen that too, but you’re not strictly supposed to give away like perishable stuff.
But like, conversely, somebody else can come in there and say, I need a new monitor for my computer. And likely somebody is going to be like, I have one. It’s this size, blah, blah, blah, works perfectly well.
I just don’t need it. You know, like, so I do a lot of that kind of thing. I am also a nerd.
In certain ways, I am. I don’t know if this counts as nerd, but I’m a, I have a little bit of an unhealthy obsession with medieval Europe. Oh, that’s super nerdy, girl.
Even Canada, Australia, the realm is an actual kink of mine. So basically. Awesome.
Yeah. Patty, if you say about, I can’t even do it like you do. I will touch my vagina.
So, yeah, well, you know what? New Zealand, definitely. I don’t get many South Africans, but I would probably finger bang myself to that. So, yeah.
And, you know, the word again, Patty, the way that I’ve heard some Canadians say that word, I think they say something like, again, oh, my God, I will, I will smother you with my vagina. So, and also in those parts of the world, they tend not to circumcise. And I love an uncircumcised dick.
So, yeah. And, oh, I like to watch tennis, too. So that’s a little bit of what I do when I’m not wrangling sluts and sissies.
Thank you. I love that. Miss Bianca, why don’t you take the next one? Well, Little Birdie around the Empire has, you know, it’s well known that Mistress Constance has a crush on you.
What do you think about that? Oh, my God. I’ve been trying to get up in that butt for so long. I have, I’m despaired.
What in the butt? Yeah, I would do any, any, you know, have you guys ever heard around the Empire me talk about how I think, I think I have to consider myself straight-ish. If somebody asked what is your sexual orientation, I’d have to say straight-ish, because I’m pretty obsessed with dick. But I am sometimes struck by sapphic lightning.
I mean, the way you say finger bang, you’ve got a few of us hot and bothered over here. Well, I’m not, I’m not saying we can’t do anything about that. Oh, yeah.
Because pretty much all of you, all of my fellow mistresses have, I have been struck by sapphic lightning because of you many a time. So, you know, it would get pretty, there’d be an organically created slip and slide if we ever got together when we’re all in the mood, so. It’s called a wet, wet, gotta change the bed set.
Yes, yes, yes. Just be aware. I have an oral fixation.
So, and I like butts. What about Miss Harper? Take the next question. Harper, are you there? I got a full-blown 3D hallucination when she said she liked butts.
So, I firmly blame Miss Rachel for me forgetting to unmute myself. Miss Rachel, if you could bring three items to an island that you could not live without, what would they be? All of your necessities are covered. I need necessities to be defined.
Like, are you talking food, shelter, water? Yeah, yeah, the necessities, the stuff you have to have. You gotta have food, shelter, water. Medicine? Is that a necessity? Yeah, medicine’s a necessity.
Okay, let’s see. Well, I definitely need my boyfriend. I mean, some people might say, why can’t you just bring a dildo or something like that? There’s no substitute.
A, for him. B, for real life, throbbing dick with the force and ardor of a man behind it. So, he’d have to come with.
Let’s see. I need some ability to parse knowledge. You know, like, maybe if there’s a satellite that will allow me to have Wi-Fi, so I can watch my documentaries and, you know, read stuff.
I wouldn’t want to haul books all around, plus they’d probably get rotted in the salt air. So, some ability to maintain Wi-Fi. And let me see.
If I have food, that means unlimited types of food. Sunscreen, let’s say that. Well, no, that counts as medicine, I think, or it would.
Okay, this definitely isn’t medicine. I need the ability to do mani-pedis, so. I love that.
Perfect. Chef’s kiss. Michelle, take the next question.
Ooh. Well, Miss Rachel, I am a, I love female rappers, and I absolutely am in love with Afrobeat right now. And my favorite artist at the moment, or that’s been pretty consistent, is Megan Thee Stallion.
So, I am curious to know what types of musics, artists, genres that you enjoy. Well, this is going to be a boring answer, because you know how people say, I like everything but country and opera? I like everything. Who are those people? Well, you hear it.
Oh. I like everything, including country and opera. Except, I will say that country, I prefer that stuff that’s like before 1980, like classic country.
Like Dolly? Yeah, I love Dolly. But the closer it gets to folk music, the better I like it. You know, so there’s that.
And then I also have to do, there’s a slight, I love Patsy Cline and Loretta. But I have to, like in terms of pop, believe it or not, the pop music of my early teenagehood that everybody says is supposed to be like the height of pop, I wasn’t that into it. You know, like the early 2000s.
Like, I never really, I like some songs by Britney Spears, for example. But I like, I like the songs after her downfall better, you know, like Womanizer and, you know, stuff like that, the stuff that’s kind of wacky. But the bubblegum pop, so cute.
I never got into that stuff. So that’s my answer. Everything except those little caveats.
Well, there was a second part to that question. Do you sing in the shower or car? Yes. And I sing while I’m vacuuming.
I sing in the grocery store. If I have my earbuds in, I have been caught thinking I was singing quietly when I was not. You know, I have no shame.
I love it. Thank you, Rachel. You are wonderful.
And Miss Christo, why don’t you ask the next question? What are some of your favorite types of sessions? Oh, my. But, no. I like coerced by anything that has to do with buts, coerced by, yes, but stuff.
That’s right. Humiliation. I like all things cock control.
And I like impact play. I’d say those are all probably the top five. Love it.
Yeah. You guys, you have to go. Becky, that gif is hilarious.
Is that Christopher Walken? Yes. Don’t you love him? That is. Thank God.
That’s amazing. We have time for. I’m sorry.
Oh, go ahead. I was just going to say that. Callie.
Callie wants to know what my favorite implement is for impact play. She just asked that in the chat. And my answer is I love the classic, the lo-fi classic wooden spoon.
For real. What is it about the wooden spoon? That is mine, too. Oh, I love a wooden spoon.
That is. I don’t know where I imprinted on that, but. Oh, my favorite’s the wooden hairbrush.
Hairbrush. Oh, hairbrush. Style.
One of my favorites. Those flat paddle brushes that he used. I love those because the head is so wide on it and they’re so sturdy.
Oh, yeah. Flip it around and hit him with those bristles, too. That’s right.
That’s right. Yes. Extra tenderizing.
Well, Goddess Rachel, you have been a fucking pleasure tonight. Genuinely. It’s a pleasure.
Yeah. And honestly, I’m so glad we had you here for BRATS. Those tests are amazing.
Good. I think I’m going to try to take one of them because I think I’ll probably score. I’ll be interested to see what you come up with.
That’s right. I will let you know. And ladies, do we have any announcements? You still have time to join the Stroke-A-Thon.
Get it in. Yes. Join us.
We want to watch Stroke-A-Thon. You should go to the appointment store, too, and check out the Stroke-A-Thon training that some of us leaders have there. And the audio store because currently there are six and soon there will be seven more.
Yes. Short, sweet, perfect for making into a playlist and hitting random sexy audios to tease yourself and see. Could you win the Stroke-A-Thon? Maybe.
Really, we all win the Stroke-A-Thon. I’m very much looking forward to that. Fifteen sexy ladies all giving you guided jerk off instructions and masturbation and trying to make you come.
It’s a battle of wills. Speaking of brats. I love it.
Anyone else have an announcement? I do. As I said earlier, I’m your Mistress of the Month for Masturbation May. Also, my birthday is May 22nd and I will be celebrating it here on Femdom Fridays.
So, please try to mark your calendars and show up. It’s also a great way for you to kind of mark your calendar as well because that is the last day that you can sign up for Stroke-A-Thon. So, I will be pounding the pavement hard to remind everybody of that on that night.
Do we get to sing? We’re definitely singing. Yes, please sing. That’s so sweet of you to say.
We all know it’s a punishment. Yes. I think it’s a punishment for the listeners, but for us, it’s a delight, right? That’s right.
That is a great way to get brats in line. Just tell them that you’re going to start playing us singing. Blake, you have to listen to this video for the next 20 minutes.
I’m not talking anymore. You listen to this and just start playing. Put it on repeat.
I have a strategy. That’s right. You have to listen to this and you can’t stop until you come.
Ear bleeding, eyes bleeding. I apologize. I apologize.
Well, ladies, I’ve had a great time with you guys tonight. Go ahead. So much fun.
Just one quick thing. After the Stroke-a-thon, I am doing an after party on my show. So show up.
Oh, that’s fun. Oh, that is fun. I will have some prizes, too.
So definitely want to show up to that. I might try to make that. I might try to make that.
That’s really fun. An after party for the Stroke-a-thon. Very fun.
The show won’t start right at nine. It’ll be after the Stroke-a-thon. Excellent.
Well, thank you guys so much for coming. I’m so glad that everybody came out to hang out with us. And if you weren’t able to make the live show, know that you can always catch us on your favorite streaming platform.
The episode will be available. You can check out femdomfridays.com for the weekly blow-by-blow, as well as little announcements and teasers and whatnot. And you can also put in requests to Femdom Fridays if you want.
Just saying. If there’s a particular show that you want us to cover, put in a request and we will consider it. Goddess Rachel, thank you so much for coming out.
It was so fun to have you tonight. Thank you so much for having me. It was a blast.
And good night, everyone. Good night. Thanks, everybody.
Good night. Nighty-night. Have a great weekend.
Bye. Love it. So long.
Farewell. I’ll be saying goodbye.
