Listen to “Never Have I Ever” on Spreaker.
I love that. Oh, good evening, everybody. How’s everybody doing? We excited about this show.
Thank you. I so appreciate that birthday love. It is my birthday.
So happy to be here with y’all. Happy, happy birthday. Oh man, it’s been awesome so far.
I’ve been keeping track of it on my blog so people know what’s been going on. It’s been great. I had some sweet, sweet subbies who were helping me out with these questions for tonight.
Oh, nice. Oh, I love the birthday cake in the chat. Love it.
Ooh. Well, I just want to welcome everyone to Fimdom Fridays tonight. You can find us live every Friday night at 9pm Eastern Standard Time on the Enchantrix Empire Discord server, but you must be 18 or older to join.
Keep an eye out because we have a replay every Saturday that we post in our Enchantrix Empire Fimdom Fridays group on our socials. And it’s also available on any of your favorite podcast platforms. And speaking of socials, I am your melodic birthday Master Batrix of the month, Goddess Michelle.
And you can find me on X at The Divine Me. You can also find me on Blue Sky at themasterbatrix.bsky.social. And if you want to keep up with some of my mistress of the month and birthday Master Batrix shenanigans, you can check out my blog over on themasterbatrix.com. Tonight, I would like the ladies to maybe share their socials and let everybody know where they can find them. I’m going to go in alphabetical order, starting with Miss Becky.
Can you let everybody know where they can find you, lovely? Absolutely. So you can find me at my blog, intelligentphonesexcalls.com. You can find me on Discord as LDWBecky, on Twitter as Miss Becky Enchants. And if you give me a hot second, I’ll drop the link to kinkologypodcast.com, which is now my new shiny brand new blog for kinkology that I’m putting all of my transcripts on.
And I do really involved episodes. So if any of you readers out there that enjoy seeing the material, the content like I do, that’s a great place to go and get the entire transcript. Oh, thank you, Miss Becky.
And you guys make sure to check her out. I scared her off. I’m so sorry, Bianca.
Miss Bianca, can you hear us? Yes, finally. All right. I was having a little connection issue.
Did you forget to unmute? No, I wasn’t. Cut out for a second. I knew I was having issues because some of the GIFs weren’t loading.
I was like, dang it. I cut out for a second too. Damn.
Yeah, me too. Can you let everybody know where to find you, Miss Bianca? Yes, you can find me over at kinkyphonefantasy.com. I’m on X as Miss Bianca. Of course, here on Discord, I’ll do WBianca and EnchantrixBianca at blue sky.
Always hit me up on my email. It’s EnchantrixBianca at EnchantrixEmpire.com. I am very friendly. I’ll answer lots of questions and see if we can connect.
Oh, make sure you hit up Miss Bianca this month, you guys. Check her out. Next up, Miss Hadley.
Can you let everybody know where to find you? Absolutely. Probably best to find me right here, LDWHadley. I am reinstated over on Twitter, where I am EmpressHadley, and I am on blue sky as hadley.betancourt. And I have just… Oh, you can find me at my blog, IWillDominateYou.com. And Miss Bianca was strange right now.
I just have an introductory week-long daily erotic humiliation by Mistress Hadley available in the shop at an introductory sale price. And you get some extremely naughty pictures of me. And if you follow along, you know that I don’t show much skin online.
So you might be on a peak. Just saying. Thanks.
Oh, got some strip teasing going on. Make sure y’all check that out. Gotta shake what my mama gave me.
Oh, hell yes. And thank her for that. Oh, girl, you look good.
Miss Harper, do you mind sharing where we can all find you? Everywhere. I’m on all of your socials. You can find me on Discord, L-D-W Harper.
I am on Twitter, Enchantrix Harper, no I. I’m on Blue Sky, Harper Enchantrix. No, wait, those are backwards. Twitter is Harper Enchantrix with no I. Blue Sky is Harper.
And anyway, put in my name, you’ll find me. I’m on there. I have a blog, fetishphonesexblog.com. I also have a podcast, Adult Sex Education, that airs Sunday evenings.
It’s a live show. It starts at 11 p.m. Eastern. If you’re on the Pacific coast, you’re in luck.
Otherwise, sorry, it’s late. Adult Sex Education, no fear, no guilt, no shame. Check out the blog for that one, whoreschool.net. And you can always email me to harper at enchantrixempire.com. There.
Whew. Oh, that’s a mouthful. But hey, we’re here for your omnipresence.
I am everywhere. So we can experience you in so many dimensions. Heck yes.
And last but certainly not least, our delightful hybrid mixtress of ceremonies, Miss Krista, can you let everybody know where they can find you? Of course. I am Miss Krista, and you can find me on my blog, which is phonesexfetishblog.com. You can find me on Saturday nights on my podcast, Kinks and Drinks. It’s right here on the Discord radio channel.
You can find me on Twitter at as Krista Enchants. Blue Sky, Miss Krista with a Z, dot blue, BSKY dot social. And well, looks like Maude already dropped him in there.
Everything else is right there. So that is where you can find me. And I am pretty easy to find, too.
And if you have any kind of questions about me, what I do, how I do it, hit me up here on Discord because I’m always on Discord, it seems like. Hell yeah. Living for Discord.
While I’m at it, I am going to drop one other thing right quick. Ooh. Would this be your coveted drink of the week? That might be birthday themed.
It would definitely be the birthday girl. And there it is. This is a delicious drink.
And I am drinking it, of course. Why wouldn’t I be? And it is a cup and a half of 1800 Blanco tequila, a third cup of fresh lime juice, a third cup of Sprite, and six cups of seedless watermelon chunks. You put that in a blender and you hit it and you puree it until it’s smooth, about 30 seconds.
And then you pour it into a rocks glass and you garnish it with a watermelon wedge and a mint sprig. And damn, are they good. Oh, it sounds incredible.
Sounds so good. Thank you so much. Ooh, that sounds delicious.
Oh, it is. Oh my god, it’s so good. Well, I would like to welcome everybody who has showed up to the show tonight.
Hi there. One, two, three, John. Hi there, Addy.
I just saw you pop into the chat. Good evening. Demi owns me.
Felicia French Fry. Hallie, the sweet girl. Hey there, Mott.
Ooh, Never in a Vagina. Fuck yes. I am loving that pussy free title.
Work. Hey there, Prisoner. And hi there, Sitting Bull.
Just by you all being here tonight, you qualify to score yourself some free discord points from me as long as you complete a multi-mistress session with me and one of the ladies from Femdom Fridays. It can be any lady who’s here tonight or any of the ladies that show up on our nice little banners. Like this one.
So you can also do a session with me and Miss Hunter because I think she’s the only one that’s not here tonight. But yeah, do that and you get 10 free discord minutes from me to use in June, however you like. As a session on its own or as a pre or post session.
It’s just my way of saying thanks for y’all showing up and being here on my birthday. So are y’all ready to get into some naughty fun? Never have I ever wanted to do naughty fun. Hell yes, that’s rocking.
Yes. Well, tonight we are going to be playing at the birthday girls behest, the birthday ladies behest. We’re going to be playing a fun masturbation, well multi-mistress masturbation May edition of Never Have I Ever.
I will start with the first question and yeah, let’s go in alphabetical order the same way that we did our introductions. Is that okay with everybody? Does that sound good? Just shoot me a thumbs up or yeah, awesome. So well, I will start.
Never have I ever masturbated while thinking about a client after a call. Miss Becky. Oh, so wait a minute.
Just so we know, are we, are we responding to these? Are we, are we supposed to drink when, when we have? That’ll be a nice little twist. Yeah, we’ll drink. If it applies.
I’ve only got one. I’m going to take a drink. I’ve only got one picture made.
It’s a good thing that you’re at the end then alphabetically because that gives you some time, right? I guess, but yeah, I’ve only got one picture made. So I don’t know if I can drink every time I respond. Yes.
Well, I got one for you. In the, in the chat. I got one for you, Miss Krista.
Never have I ever masturbated after a heavy bong rep. Drink, bitch. Oh, Bucky’s here.
Hi, Bucky. Hey there, Bucky. Thanks for being here.
I will add them to the list as well as people who qualify. You know, turnabout is fair play, Miss Becky. Never have I ever masturbated with a makeup brush.
Eyeshadow applicator, actually. Are you talking about the little spongy one? The little spongy one. Oh, well, yeah, brush would be more fun.
Glitch shadow. Oh, thank you, Miss Constance. She dropped by just to say happy birthday to me.
Thank you. It’s good to see you. Oh, that’s so sweet.
Hello, Constance. Oh, we’re never graced with her lovely message. I’m so glad she could make it.
Thank you. Now, this is really an auspicious occasion. Who wanted to do the next question for Never Have I Ever? Miss Bianca, would you mind going next? Okay, so you pick something you haven’t did.
Okay, never have I ever masturbated by filming myself. I can’t film myself. I’m really bad with the camera.
Others can do it. Do it for me. Well, I will be taking a drink to that one.
Oh, yes. Oh, Christa, are those several shots because you have filmed yourself? Yeah, pretty much. That is gorgeous.
Miss Hadley, can you pose the next question? And we’ll see which ones of us wind up drinking. Never have I ever masturbated while watching some filthy porn scene a client sent me. Oh, no.
Is that true? Have you not done that, Hadley? What? I’m drinking, okay? I’m thirsty. It’s all thirst, especially after that naughty clip. Oh, some of the clips I get are so fucking hot.
It’s unbelievable. Oh, my God, I know. Some are amazing.
Some of y’all are sultans of smut. Yes, I encourage it highly. Yes, yes.
Miss Harper, would you like to pose our next question and see how many of us you get sauced? Miss Harper is doing a thing. Okie dokie. Well, Miss Christa? I don’t know where we’re at.
I can’t find where Miss Hadley was at. I just picked one. You know what? Feel free to pick one.
Oh, you just picked one? Okay. Never have I ever masturbated to another mistress’s audio. Guilty.
Oh, yeah, I’m definitely drinking to that one. Bottoms up, Harpers. Miss Harper’s struck-a-thon training.
Oh, my God, so hot. Very, very, very, very hot. I think we were all soaked after that one.
Constance, you too? What was that one? She did. Got us all. Got us all.
Okay, I will go next. Let’s see. Never have I ever masturbated while cross-dressing.
I’m going to go ahead and drink to that one because y’all know me. Y’all know me. I actually don’t have to drink to that one.
Damn. I haven’t either. I don’t either.
Now, I have had sex while cross-dressing because we did a role reversal once, but not masturbating. Those are so fun. Oh, I have.
Does the strap-on count? Oh, yeah, that counts. Yeah, just like stroking your strap and playing with yourself. Yeah, okay.
Boxing briefs. Muscle shirt, you’re damn right. Oh, my God, Hadley’s.
And you made them call you Chuck, too, didn’t you? Oh, my God. Yeah. His name is Chuck.
We’ll go with that. My name’s Chuck. That’s correct.
Oh, man, not going to lie. That mushroom stamp that you gave whoever you were pleasuring that night must have been epic. Oh, yeah.
Ask the next question. Oh, yeah, bye, Ms. Constance. Thanks for stopping by.
Bye, Constance. That was awesome. Don’t be a stranger.
We love having you here. Yeah. Hi, Maxie Betunia, our queen.
Yeah, I have to say hello to a couple people. I want to say hello to Miss Becky’s Limp Sissy Slut. Hello.
And then I also now I lost. I lost all the rest of the people because I clicked on his name. Damn.
All right. Well, anyway, hello, everybody. Yes.
So given that it is multi-mistress May, how about never have I ever masturbated during a multi-mistress session and bitch bottoms up? I just had like five orgasms with Hadley earlier today. Matter of fact, I was busy. I only had time for three.
Well, now I’m going to have to rub one out just thinking about that. It was fucking hot. Oh, you said that, Krista.
So this is what I’m going to do. Um, never have I ever. Masturbated.
Damn it, I lost it. Where is it? Never have I ever masturbated. To another mistress’s pics.
Oh, yeah, drink up. Drink up. Drink up.
We see all the naughty pics too. Just so you guys know. Oh, yeah.
Share things with each other. The naughty ones that you guys can’t get. Oh, those big bouncy tits.
Becky’s booty. Thank you. Hey, I’ve been working on that picture for you, Michelle and damn.
That new set that you have. Oh, yeah. The booty is looking spectacular.
Pussy too. Looking scrumptious. Yes.
I tell you what, some of our new girls are smoking hot too. Yeah, they are. But anyway, I digress.
Yeah, I’m going to have to ditch these panties now because. Let it breathe. I like that one.
Air out a little bit. I don’t want you to slide off of your chair and hurt yourself. You guys, you look out for me so, so much.
I just love you. Me too. I want to do the next one.
Oh, let’s do it. Let’s hear it. Never have I ever masturbated near a window with the curtains or blinds open during a session.
Oh, just that one time. Just that one time at band camp. With a big tuba.
Yeah. I’m actually saying I’m like a vampire. I don’t like the windows.
I always keep them closed. I live in such a secluded area. It really doesn’t matter.
And if somebody was to walk up, oh, they’re going to get a show. Oh, you’re going to see it all or at least hear it all. Hi, Jeannie.
There’s a couple of audience members who need to be drinking. Yeah, I bet. Oh my goodness.
Hi there, Jeannie. We’re so glad you could make it. It’s always so good to see you.
You know what? Yeah, let’s ask some of these questions to the audience members and see how you guys like it. Oh, I got one. Oh, let’s hear it, Bianca.
Pose it to the audience. Let’s see what they say. Never have I ever masturbated while plugged up.
Now I better be doing some shots. That’s right. Me too.
Yeah. That’s true. I got to do a shot to that one too.
Damn. I’ve masturbated being a Tupperware party with plugs. So that’s all three holes for all you people that don’t know what that is.
I was here, Kai. Yes. Yes.
That’s fucking great. Fucking slut. Oh, here’s one.
Never have I ever masturbated with fake cum. Audience, have any of you done that? Where’s Bukkake Dave? Bukkake Dave. That’s his moment.
That’s the first one I haven’t had to drink on. Krista prefers the real kind. You damn right.
There’s certain things that you don’t think in this world and that’s one of them. Man, do not fake orgasms, y’all. If the person that you’re fucking, especially if it’s a dude with the penis, is doing a bad job, boo in their face.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Boo.
Never have I ever had to boo someone. Oh, I have. During sex.
Drink, drink. If I ever reach the level of having to boo somebody during sex, I’m just going to kick them out of the bed. Well, I do that after I boo them.
While I’m booing them. Boo, boo, get your drawers and get out of here. Boo.
Oh, my gosh. Could you imagine? And you can put all that shit on on your way out the door. You dropped a sock.
Don’t let the door hit you because you’re not coming back. This is mutual masturbation. Listener says instead of booing, grab a hold of their balls and tell them to do it better.
Oh, I like that. I like that option, but it doesn’t seem to work. I’ve tried that, too.
Just do it. Punishment. Yes.
Yeah, you know, some of these guys would find it as punishment. Yeah, that’s not punishment. They’re going to malperform just because they want their balls grabbed and tortured.
All right, I’ll go find another Aquila Twister balls. I found it doesn’t matter what it is. Somebody somewhere will find it.
Punishment. Oh, yeah. Yes.
Punishment. Some will get harder with some CBT. Correct, Sitting Bull.
Yes. Speaking of, never have I ever masturbated using someone else’s hands. Drink up.
I’m going to die on my throat. Does it have to be their hand? Their foot or something? I mean, like, their thigh is waist. I like using somebody else’s nose to masturbate.
I love doing that. I like using someone’s face to masturbate, especially. Especially if they got a protruding nose.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that hot buttered popcorn pussy. Oh, yeah, right.
Put that on my face. Make a nice seat for you. Damn right, Ma.
I love that game. Yep. Patty says, damn it.
Now I’m thinking about goddess using my face to masturbate. You should always be thinking about goddesses. Yes, you should.
I should be in saddle. Yes, giddy up. Oh, sitting ball.
Good, good, good attitude. He says, I love being used like that. As you should.
Exactly. Yes, become one more. Never have I ever masturbated while driving.
Dr. Rank, yep, because I have been I’ve I’ve shadow baited while driving. And for those of you that don’t know what shadowbation is, that’s where you put in a love instoy and give control to somebody else and you go out in public. So, yes, I have done that.
That’s a fucking hot. Really? Oh, my God. You you ain’t living until you shadowbate.
I’m definitely thinking of taking you up on that offer. It is fun. Oh, my God.
And what makes it so hot is you never know when it’s going to go off. Yeah, that’s a. You see, the anticipation would be for an hour or two and you forget about it. And then the next thing you know, and the most inopportune time, that’s when it’s going to go off.
Mm hmm. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, the sense of power and control.
And you’re the one with. When she let me control the last. Oh, my God.
Here’s the thing is, you don’t just have one person with control. You get a group of girls together. Oh, guys, guys can get in on this, too.
But you get a group of us together and all of us have control of each other’s toys. So and what what happens? It ends up being a chain reaction. One person gets zapped and then it’s like, oh, they get off their phone and then they start doing it.
And then the next thing you know, you just got a group of ladies just going at it with each other. See, you need to call that a daisy chain. Oh, that’s right.
That’s a lot of fun. That’s a love and Stacy chain. There we go.
Yeah, that’s having an orgy right now. Yeah, they’re having a big, huge orgy that goes for like the next week. Oh, well, it’s no wonder it’s been popping off on their on their discourse.
Yeah, daisy chain shadow patient. That’s a good family. We call it a crazy chain shadow patient instead of a daisy chain, because it does get crazy.
Oh, I bet it does. Oh, here’s one. Never have I ever masturbated with a toy or device that I regretted using afterwards.
I have. Was it the Gemini? Well, yeah, that one really masturbate with it. I put it on and I was like, I was pretty disappointed in it.
But I’ve had I’ve because I don’t like to talk trash about other toys that I don’t know anything about. So I have bought other brands of toys and have been just utterly disappointed. Damn.
Yes, the Gemini is the one toy that I absolutely will tell everybody. The only way to make that toy good. Now, I have found a workaround with the Gemini.
What you do is you clip it on your nipples and then you hang a vibrator from it. Oh, then the vibration through the chain, right? Back to the nipples. Yeah, it sure will.
And, you know, so that that is really the only way to make the Gemini decent. And I don’t think that I don’t think that the nipple clamps on it is strong enough either. Oh, so like the clamps don’t get tight enough on the nipples? I don’t think so.
I’m kind of spoiled because I have I have like the ultimate set of nipple clamps. They are a circle that goes over your nipple. And then there’s a screw on the side of them that you screw down onto your nipples.
You can get them as tight and as painful as you want. Oh, are they brass? Are they brass? Yes. Yeah.
Yep. Yeah. I agree.
I have a set and they are. Yep. Hands down.
That is the ultimate nipple clamp. Now, see, when you have clamps that come off because they’re not quite tight enough, then that’s when you start hanging weights from it to make them pop off. Sure.
And then that’s when you give them a punishment every time they let their nipple clamps pop off. Yeah. How could you do this? Why did you let that fall off? I told you not to let that pop off of you again.
And you did. I’m so disappointed in you. You don’t get to come.
More weight. More weight. No cummies.
Maybe that will motivate you. I love that. I love that.
Yes. Yes. And it is so mean.
So diabolical. Oh, Japanese clover clips. Oh, I haven’t heard.
I haven’t heard that term in a while. I love a clover clamp. They’re so sexy when they’re on your nipples.
Like this. I love the design. Like the little hanging little diamond shape.
Then you can just pinch it through there. Do you know their original use? No. Give us some history, girl.
The clover clamps are notable because they get tighter when there is tension applied. And their original use was to for artists to use to keep their canvases stretched. They would put them over, they wet the canvas and put it over the frame.
And then they need to, as it dries, it would shrink. And to keep it stretched over the frame, they would use clover clamps, which would become tighter when the tension was added with the shrinking fabric. Interesting.
The more you know. I’m telling you. Good, good contribution to the kinky world.
I’ll see my mind. My mind goes to getting a clover clamp that’s big enough to go over a guy’s hard cock. And as it shrinks, see what that does.
That’s where my mind went with that story. He’s the line of duct tape. 1,621,000 for duct tape.
Yep. You can have an awful lot of fun with a hard penis. 10 to 12 clothespins and a shoelace.
Yeah. It’s a zipper. You pull on one end, like you catch the shoelace in between the clothespins, right? And then you line the clothespins up in a row, wherever you wanted them, inner thigh, across the scrotum, along the penis.
Then you grab one end of the shoelace and you unzip it. Oh, my. I’m going to have to drink after this one, but never have I ever masturbated to a mistress’s jerk-off instructions.
I’m going to be drinking to that one. Yeah, I might have to. That’s why y’all need to do a multi-mistress call because a cig is hot and real.
Yes, it does. And we’re giving you the keys to the kingdom, giving you so many things to talk about when you call. And really, there’s no reason not to take advantage of this multi-mistress time right now.
It’s free. Oh, I believe it. Literally free for 10 minutes.
It’s a 10-minute process, prisoner. I’m sorry. I’m about out, so I’ll have to go to another refreshment.
That I do still have handy. Hey, I see we’ve got LDW Sky here. Sky’s in the house.
What’s up? Hey, Sky. So glad you could join us, girl. Get naughty with us.
Talking about the naughty multi-mistress masturbation-made type things we’ve never done. But a lot of them we have done. Yeah.
We’re a kinky, slightly slutty, horny bunch. Uh-oh, I got one for the audience. Ooh, let’s hear it.
And y’all better answer this one. You better. Never have I ever masturbated while wearing an article of someone else’s clothing that they just removed expressly for you to masturbate in.
You panty perverts masturbating panties that your mistress takes off. Drink up. Wow, I don’t believe you, Patti, but… Maxie has.
Yes. I have done it with both women’s articles of clothing and men’s articles of clothing. Yes.
Mm-hmm. So. Well, speedo.
Yeah, it’s a man’s thing. Okay. I got about a half a cup left and then it’s over with as far as the drinks go, guys.
I’m safe on that one. I’ve ordered people to do that. And masturbate with your panties.
I know, especially with… I’ll tell you one of the funnest ones I’ve ever done with panties. I had one of my subbies go into his significant other’s panty drawer and masturbate in a pair of her panties, and then I made him put them back in the drawer until he got caught. Ah ha ha.
Oh, edible panties? And then make them eat them? Yeah, eat the evidence. That’s right. Mm.
Turn that into a cum-eating session. Yes, exactly. Cum never tastes so sweet.
It’s so messy. Oh, the best was when she made me spooge in her still warm bra. That’s sexy.
Oh, that is. That’s so hot. That’s really sexy.
It is. That’s why I have seen bras. Bras specifically for sessions.
I like that. Some of these bad boys are fucking expensive. Hey, we have Shiloh in the room, too.
Yes. Hi, Miss Shiloh. We’re so glad you could make it.
Everybody’s coming out for your birthday party. I know. Thank you guys for showing up.
I appreciate it so much. I love y’all. Thank you.
Oh, here’s a question for everyone here. Never have I ever masturbated while watching porn starring yourself. Oh, drink it the fuck up.
Drink it. Oh, that’s right. I did that.
I mean, you can’t rent it or anything, but. Might have to do a little bit of switching watching some porn of myself. We probably got some in the audience.
I was just Miss Becky’s limp sissy slut. I was just going to call you out. I was just going to call you out.
Definitely need a drink for that. You sweet girl. Callie the sweet girl.
Self bondage. Ooh, now that is a story I would love to hear about. You know, I when I did it, it wasn’t so much because I was starring in it, but it was because of who I was in the video with.
And you get to see different angles that you can’t see when you’re actually having sex. Like relive that sensation, that feeling. Yes.
And be able to visualize what was happening to you at that moment, too, that you didn’t see before because of the camera angles. Do you guys ever do it like a Monday morning football coach session where you’re just like, now, do you see where you put your hand there? That was an ideal time to put your hands in there, right? Come on, gang. Get this going.
We can do it. We can do better. Oh, I mean, now I know.
It’s a little slow motion replay. I’m sure you missed the opportunity to block here. You you could have actually used a toy in that situation right there.
I was wide open. Yeah, it was wide open. That’s fucking great.
That’s why nobody in the a gap. Oh, my God. This is my favorite thing all week.
I swear to God. Right. Oh, my goodness.
Oh. What about never have I ever masturbated while smelling an article of somebody else’s clothing? Oh, that’s what we just did that. No, no, we did it.
Masturbate wearing it. OK, never mind. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Taking it. Done that, too.
Drink it up. I I am a panty freak. I love my panties.
I love other girls panties and panties. Panty Sniffers unite. That’s right.
Oh, if only I were still wearing any or a bra or anything at this point. Episode got me so hot, y’all. I call pants leg prisons.
Same. I don’t wear pants very often, so I don’t really have that issue. No panties.
I wear because I got a penny addiction. See, I can keep my stocking addiction, which is really fucking hard. Bras, no bra.
Sorry, Sitting Bull called them leg condoms. Isn’t that what a stocking is? Oh, yeah. Stocking would be a leg condom.
And I do love wrapping my legs in a leg condom. Yeah, my my Tushy Tuesday, too, was all about the wrapper that you put yourself in. What? Oh, yeah.
When you put on a pair of silky panties or whatever and you show your butt, that’s your wrapper that you’re putting your butt in. Oh, nice. Oh, I think of it as I like some Tootsie Roll panties.
So, yeah, I can see that. Not just the funniest gift found. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. No, that’s not how you use those. Priscilla Presley.
You have a great game. Your meme game is on fleek, my friend. You guys should follow him on socials because he’s hilarious, especially on X. I love it.
Good stuff. I wish I would have had those credentials ready, but follow Mott on X. He’s a fun time. If you’re ever up late.
Drop your credentials on there, Mott, so people can follow you. Put it in. Put it in.
The only time you’re going to hear a mistress tell you, slide it on in there. Okay, well, I have one more never have I ever that I have to ask because I got it. Never have I ever, and I’ve achieved this, so I’m definitely going to take a break.
Never have I ever achieved a hand slam, and that’s where you wake up and rub one out after falling asleep, having rubbed one out. All the time. Oh, yeah.
Especially when you have the sleep habits that I have. Oh, yes. Thank you, Bucky M. So Bucky M definitely took a drink.
My hand was on it. My hand was on it. I got horny immediately, and I masturbated.
I know a lot of guys do that. And sometimes you’re just like you have like that afterglow after, and you fall asleep in it, and you can’t help but wake up in it and want to do it again. I have a kinky dream.
Things are so sensitive. Ladies that have the Lovin’s toy, I’ll tell you something else that’s fun to do. Go ahead and get it all set up.
It actually has a feature that you can set an alarm to wake you up with the toy. What the fuck? Oh, yeah. Oh, that’s nice.
Oh, yeah, there is the alarm feature. You can actually set an alarm to wake you up with your toy. Guys, too, you know.
I might have to rethink this. I need to figure this out. Oh, it’s a wonderful way to wake up.
Oh, my gosh, I couldn’t think of a better way to wake up. Well, I can. Having a guy wake you up with his tongue is another wonderful way to wake up.
It’s a good one. Or stick between your ass cheeks. Guess who I just added some permissions to so that now they can talk in here.
Oh, Sky and Shiloh, I hope. If they’ve got their mics. There we go.
Hello. That’s me. Welcome.
Tell us a little bit about you. Well, this is my first Femdom Friday ever. And I’m so happy I caught it before it was over because I’m in a different time zone.
So I’m behind a lot of everyone else. And it’s hard for me to catch all the fun happening. So I’m very, very happy to be here.
Yay. Welcome. Welcome.
Nice to meet you. Thank you. Great to be here.
It’s Goddess Michelle’s birthday. Is that what I heard? Yes. Happy birthday to you.
Oh, we’ll get a chance to serenade her. We have a tradition here around Femdom Friday. Painful as it may be, we are going to sing.
The worst song sound that you’ve ever heard in your life, Sky. And multiply that by about 50. And you’re still not scratching the surface of how bad we are.
And I just heard Shiloh. Hi, Shiloh. Hi, Shiloh.
Hello. Sitting Bull. It is oral punishment for free.
You’re welcome. Sorry. Hi, Shiloh.
Welcome. Welcome, Shiloh. West Coast girly.
Miss Sky. All right. Do we want to? I know.
Patty says if y’all sing in front of Miss Sky on her first time here, she may never come back. And our sissy girl is about to leave. You better stay and listen to us sing.
Sissy, don’t you dare. We’ll record it and make you listen to it in session. That’s right.
Yeah, we can put this on the replay. It’s a separate replay. That’s right.
Don’t think I won’t make you listen to this in session. Oh, my God. It’s so bad.
It is. I love it. Excellent.
On that note, and before we add some things to our multi-mistress masturbation mayhem playlist, let’s break out into song for my birthday. Would you girls do that for me? Would you sing for me? Oh, of course. Oh, I’m so excited.
I can’t wait. Let’s do it. Is this a song that I don’t know or just happy birthday? Oh, it’s happy birthday.
It’s just happy birthday. Oh. And it’s horrible.
Oh, my God. Is it really terrible? Can we get a starting note? Can we get a starting pitch? Oh, those are all different. So exactly.
That’s how it’s going to sound. Makes it even better. All right.
Ready? Ready? Happy birthday to you. I think we’re getting better. Happy birthday, Mr. President.
Yeah. I think we’re getting better. Yay.
That’s actually improved. I know. That was notably better.
It’s all that choir in high school. Yes, Kelly. It sounded like somebody choking a cat.
You may be too kind. What’s funny is my dog did you hear this? And he started howling. Aww.
He wanted to sing too, baby. He was joining in on the fun. Yes.
Oh, my God. Yes. One, two, three, rock, said K and D came early.
Did it? Did it. Best thing I ever did was making you guys start singing happy birthday. I know.
I appreciate it so much. Great idea. Now you guys all know who to blame.
Arthur gets blamed for a lot of different things. Oh, I don’t think she’s taking blame. I think she’s citing herself.
That’s right. Well, we didn’t have time to get to our multi-mistress masturbation mayhem playlist, but you guys are so free to go listen to that because we built it. We’ve kind of been adding to it since the start of Thumb Down Friday when we were all the way over on Twitter spaces.
We started this one. But yeah, give it a listen. Let us know what you think.
These are songs that we all think of whenever we’re thinking of masturbation or, you know, doing multi-mistress calls where we’re helping other people masturbate. So give it a listen and feel free to let us know if there are any songs that you would add. Feel free to drop them in our chat channel.
Were there any announcements that you girls would like to make, you ladies would like to make? Because I have a couple, but I will let you guys go first. After Stroke-a-thon tomorrow night, I will be still doing kinks and drinks. It will not start right at nine.
It won’t start until the Stroke-a-thon is over. But then I’m hosting an after party. Everybody is welcome.
You do not have to be a stroker to come to the after party. And there is a little bit of motivation for you to come to the after party. I am giving away three prizes during the after party tomorrow.
And mistresses, you’re more than welcome to come too. It’ll be a lot of fun. I’m planning to attend.
Yeah, I am. I want one of those prizes. Me too.
I know what they have. Eligible for the prizes. Is it kind of like tonight where if you show up, you’re eligible for the prizes? Yeah, you have to be there because I’m going to actually pick who wins the prizes while you’re there.
If you’re not there, you don’t win. You don’t get no prizes. You don’t win.
You have to be there to be able to get it. It’s not like one of those where I will contact you later and say you won. I’m going to say who won right there during the show.
And if you’re not there, you don’t win. Womp womp. And just so y’all know, there’s still time to get in on Stroke-a-thon.
You’ve got until 11.59 Eastern Standard Time tonight to get that in. So there is time. So you’ve been there your whole life pretty much, right? What was that? In Oklahoma.
It’s pretty much the middle of nowhere. Oh, you weren’t. You weren’t expecting it.
Oh, wow. You’re like, you don’t sound like an Oklahoma girl. Oh, no.
Shiloh, you’re on call. We can hear you, girl. You, you’re mic’d.
She’s such a cute voice, though. I mean, free advertisement. Hello.
I know. I was like, oh, I love me some sexy Okie girls. Let’s do it.
She’s a little haughty. I like her. She’s so fun.
We did a small penis humiliation call together. Oh, it was incredible. Nice.
I have a quick announcement. It was great. Yes.
Okay. So I just want everyone to know that I am still currently accepting applications for my little pussy free pets to come say the pussy free pledge to me so that they will swear off pussy forever. But it can be customized.
So, you know, don’t be too nervous. But I would like more pussy free pets to add to my stable. Yes, please.
Thank you. Who doesn’t want a pussy free pet? I know. You guys have a pledge, too.
Yes, we do. We do have it. Yeah.
Ours is called the the nae nae for JJ. Please, JJ. JJ your PA to me and Krista.
Yes. Swear off that pussy. Well, I am your mistress of the month for May.
That means that if you do sessions of 10 minutes or longer, you get five free minutes added to your call. So hit me up this month. Also, if you enjoyed me talking about face sitting tonight, then you’re going to enjoy reading about all the fun face sitting that I would like to do for my birthday.
There’s a link to it in the blog post. Also, if you showed up tonight, you qualify to win 10 free discord minutes for me as long as you do a multi mistress session with me and any of the ladies of Femme Dom Fridays that you see on our banners. This has been Femme Dom Fridays.
Quick question. Oh, yeah. Go ahead, Miss Krista.
Um, the the in order to do that, it’s got to be a two mistress call before the end of this month, correct? Yes, ma’am. Okay. Yes.
We want you to take advantage of our multi mistress special in the best way. So yes, please give us some call. Give us a call.
I would love to give you all three minutes. I love giving stuff away. Don’t we all, though? I do.
I do. Especially when I’m getting orders. Hell yeah.
Well, if you guys didn’t have anything else that you wanted to announce, then this is I’m going to put a fine point on Femme Dom Fridays. This stroke-a-thon Eve. You can find us here on discord every Friday night at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
You must be 18 or older to tune in. If you ever miss the show, don’t worry. We’ve got you.
We post a replay of the podcast every Saturday, sometimes before that, because Harper is real quick with that. So keep an eye out and we’ll have that for you. You guys have a great weekend.
And thank you so much for showing up for my birthday. Yes. And don’t forget the after party on Kingston drinks tomorrow.
Show up. Good night, everyone. Happy birthday, Michelle.
Thank you. Thank you so much. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. Thanks for having me. Best first Femme Dom Friday ever.
Oh, awesome. We hope to see you again. Yes, please.
